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Ponies are probably the sexiest things I've ever seen in my life, not exactly the characters, just what they are, their legs, their eyes, their manes, their mouths, everything is perfect. I would totally have sex with them but I wouldn't want to live in Equestria or any of that bullshit. I would like to keep one but she probably wouldn't like it because she would have to hide and just hang out in my house.
A one night thing? Totally, anyone really. I don't like all of them but even if Rainbow Dash was my only option I would say yes. I don't know how they would translate in real life but there are plenty fan art pictures that show a good example.
I don't think I would be to comfortable with one around me because, I wouldn't know what to do? Do I feed it? Do I pay attention to it? I don't care what I do around my dog because he's a fucking dog, do I treat her like a human and talk to her? Back to my dog, what if he flips shit because there is a god damn flying pony in my house. I couldn't leave her alone because thats not fair at all, and she might fuck something up or answer the door and screw our deal up. I can't take her in public.
I would totally keep her forever but I don't think it would be a paradise, for her especially. Regardless of how I treat her she is basically a sex slave and that all well and good for a roleplay situation but it would be her life and she can't get away from it. At least I would have some information on her and know what to do a little bit. If she got into the hands of some hick across the street she is fucked.
Bottom line, I think I would be too selfish to pass it up but my life would be stressful as hell trying to figure out what to do with her afterwards. So many things would have to be accounted for and in the end, she wouldn't like it, and neither would you after awhile. I don't know if you would be taking her from "Equestria" of whatever or if she is just appearing and doesn't know how to talk or eat or fly or whatever, in that case, no I wouldn't do it, I'm not raising a god damn pony just so I can fuck it. Otherwise, yes, like I said I would be too selfish and I couldn't pass it up.
Now to how it would work, I don't know. I guess the act of sex would be pretty normal, shes basically a horse, just a lot cuter. If she spoke english and had a basic understanding of the situation and was reasonable to let me talk to her and explain how this is going to work, then it would be pretty fine. Although, other things like going outside, telling people, etc. would be hard to work out.
I would need a Celesta to check up on her and tell me what she eats and if she is sick she is pretty shit out of luck unless I can buy some OTC medication for her. I wouldn't have to worry about her being pregnant, right? I don't think she can get pregnant by a human.
Anyway, sure. But she would have to live up to the exceptions of a canon pony, like knowing basics like English, eating, walking, etc.
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1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-10-29
Of fucking course he was from Florida.
1 a_normal_human 2017-10-29
This is better than Other Discussions (42), mods, don't ban this one.
1 better_bot 2017-10-29
It's gone, what'd we miss?
1 ahbslldud 2017-10-29
created by /u/imouto_panties
humanity was a mistake
1 dis_is_my_account 2017-10-29
delete
1 Etra 2017-10-29
Which one of you is this? Wait, does prison allow the use of computers? I think we need a roll call to see if anyone other than /u/botchlings is missing. Unless... đ¤
1 Fucking_That_Chicken 2017-10-29
this is exactly how i envisioned him, tbqh
1 Clopernicus 2017-10-29
It wasn't me.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-29
This story is from two years ago.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-29
Gas all bronies tbqh
1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-10-29
inshallah.
1 a_normal_human 2017-10-29
They're Furries, they are getting the gas chambers in due time.
1 Think_Once 2017-10-29
You're one typo away from white supremacy.
1 Gothmog26 2017-10-29
Gassing too impersonal. I suggest a Catherine death.
1 holy_black_on_a_popo 2017-10-29
r/floridaman
1 diarrheaondemand 2017-10-29
/u/Aluzky what are you doing
1 LadySaberCat 2017-10-29
Probably exploiting more of his dog walking/grooming clients
1 Aluzky 2017-10-29
Considering that dog waling and grooming depends on exploiting other people dogs to earn money, yes I'm exploiting other people dogs to earn money.
1 LadySaberCat 2017-10-29
Yes by making porn videos with them which is your modus operandi
1 Aluzky 2017-10-29
"what are you doing"âIs that question?
1 MG87 2017-10-29
Where is there an alligator when you need one?
1 SmugSocialistTears 2017-10-29
He literally is an autist too
1 grungebot5000 2017-10-29
well, yeah
1 glmox 2017-10-29
Ponies are probably the sexiest things I've ever seen in my life, not exactly the characters, just what they are, their legs, their eyes, their manes, their mouths, everything is perfect. I would totally have sex with them but I wouldn't want to live in Equestria or any of that bullshit. I would like to keep one but she probably wouldn't like it because she would have to hide and just hang out in my house.
A one night thing? Totally, anyone really. I don't like all of them but even if Rainbow Dash was my only option I would say yes. I don't know how they would translate in real life but there are plenty fan art pictures that show a good example.
I don't think I would be to comfortable with one around me because, I wouldn't know what to do? Do I feed it? Do I pay attention to it? I don't care what I do around my dog because he's a fucking dog, do I treat her like a human and talk to her? Back to my dog, what if he flips shit because there is a god damn flying pony in my house. I couldn't leave her alone because thats not fair at all, and she might fuck something up or answer the door and screw our deal up. I can't take her in public.
I would totally keep her forever but I don't think it would be a paradise, for her especially. Regardless of how I treat her she is basically a sex slave and that all well and good for a roleplay situation but it would be her life and she can't get away from it. At least I would have some information on her and know what to do a little bit. If she got into the hands of some hick across the street she is fucked.
Bottom line, I think I would be too selfish to pass it up but my life would be stressful as hell trying to figure out what to do with her afterwards. So many things would have to be accounted for and in the end, she wouldn't like it, and neither would you after awhile. I don't know if you would be taking her from "Equestria" of whatever or if she is just appearing and doesn't know how to talk or eat or fly or whatever, in that case, no I wouldn't do it, I'm not raising a god damn pony just so I can fuck it. Otherwise, yes, like I said I would be too selfish and I couldn't pass it up.
Now to how it would work, I don't know. I guess the act of sex would be pretty normal, shes basically a horse, just a lot cuter. If she spoke english and had a basic understanding of the situation and was reasonable to let me talk to her and explain how this is going to work, then it would be pretty fine. Although, other things like going outside, telling people, etc. would be hard to work out.
I would need a Celesta to check up on her and tell me what she eats and if she is sick she is pretty shit out of luck unless I can buy some OTC medication for her. I wouldn't have to worry about her being pregnant, right? I don't think she can get pregnant by a human.
Anyway, sure. But she would have to live up to the exceptions of a canon pony, like knowing basics like English, eating, walking, etc.
1 grungebot5000 2017-10-29
nice.
1 SperglockHolmes 2017-10-29
Hasbro created this monster.
1 jumbods64 2017-10-29
nah he probably would've just found something similar that also aroused him
1 Chicup 2017-10-29
Expected...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuMTFqk92fM
1 LadySaberCat 2017-10-29
............the weird side of YouTube
1 grungebot5000 2017-10-29
canât say the man doesnât have integrity
1 Masturb_Chyiff 2017-10-29
It says: last updated August 2015.
Thatâs a bit stale.
But yes: gas the bronies, mayocide, etc, etc.
1 LadySaberCat 2017-10-29
Still creepy as fuck but surprisingly hasn't been posted before.
1 better_bot 2017-10-29
How do you not just ask the warden for a rope to take to your cell; as a warden, how do you not oblige?
1 BackMusclesGetMeHard 2017-10-29
story is two years old. do bronies even still exist?
1 Zozbot 2017-10-29
zoz
1 Zozbot 2017-10-29
zle
1 Zozbot 2017-10-29
zozzle