Dude keeps asking reddit for male-only gaming groups. Drama abound.

30  2017-10-30 by tot22

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You want to pick a fight asshole? Send me your address. I will kick your ass

IT'S GOING DOWN. SHIT IS GOING DOWN.

Yyyyyeah, he's not gonna fight me.

Yyyyyeah

don't do that

Wwwwwhy~?

because its the internet equivalent of running nails down chalkboard

After enduring the last few hours, I think I've earned the right to indignantly drive someone else crazy.

You already drove me crazy though <3

Yep, we've all noticed. (-b'-')-b

(´・ω・`)

hewwo

Uhh, he has a Fidget Spinner and he's not afraid to use it.

Do you have bussy or gussy?

Uh, mine is an "exit only" hole. ...y-y-yeah.

Are you sure about that? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That is deeply unsettling.

Well, this one-night stand was about as satisfying as it's going to get. I don't know how someone like you happened, but I pray that it's a fluke.

"So sucking a dick is all right?"

I'll let you know when I find a dick worth the attempt.

It was an attempt at a quote from a film, I could swear it was "In & Out", but looks like my memory deceived me. Anyways, the scene was, one guy explaining his theory about orifices that are for stuff going in and for stuff coming out, and therefore gay anal sex is unnatural. And then his friend points out that by this logic gay oral sex should be entirely appropriate.

I'm unfamiliar with the reference, nor the film in general.

It's OK, I'm not judging :3

/u/Turbo_Turd u into Bussies & Dragons?

He does now, I successfully converted him.

Now /u/ComedicSans will reward me with 72 bearers of bussy in /r/Drama paradise.

I've never seen this sub before. I really like the idea behind it. Keep up the good work!

Oh good. Fresh meat. Do you want to fuck my wife?

Is it mandatory to post in the sub?

Oh not at all. We lost our bull a few months back and have been looking for a new one. Are you a minority located in or around north Texas?

Sadly I'm canadian :(

That is sad.

...can someone fill me in on what "Bussies" and "Dragons" refer to? I'm not up on my lingo.

Bussy, for the most part, refers to the butt or sexual orificies of someone who is biologically male (usually the anus). At /r/Drama, most of the userbase prefers bussy over gussy (the cis-female equivalent).

I'm guessing that "Dragons" is just from the game of Dungeons and Dragons, and the whole phrase is a play off of the name of the game.

This is a weird place, man.

Mind if my dragon leaves a hoard in your bussy cave?

Umm... if they clean up after themselves?

Yeah I've got some wet-naps

Well, so long appetite!

You're not big on romance. I get it.

I'm more into cuddling than... orifice-exploring.

What are you some kind of degenerate

That's what I get told.

Cuddling is arguably more romantic than sex, in at least a few aspects, if not as a whole.

Not an argument

PSA: /u/Turbo_Turd hates bussy

Besides that, he seems to be painfully stubborn and unaware of his immaturity and dickishness.

I live in Canada. We will meet there this Sunday at 0600. I'm going to kick your ass even if I'm on a wheelchair and you will be crying like a bitch.

Why does every manchild do this? I've come across too many people saying shit like "I'm going to buy a ticket right now and come and fight you" when they're not going to do shit. There's no reason to act tough on the internet, buddy. You're probably younger than 16, seeing that you're using "I fucked your mom" insults unironically:

Considering you seem so eager to report people for imaginary infractions, you surely must have some kind of interest in rules.

My only interest is fucking your mom

Maybe fucking people's mothers isn't the best way to keep to male only groups.

I'm reporting you to the admins. You fucked up big.

Oh no I'm so scared. Are you going to tell your mommy too?

She will tell you all about tomorrow. For tonight she's staying over for the orgy.

Snitches get stitches, kiddo.

Perhaps you would have gotten a better response from people if you weren't such a dick.

Anyway, you can't handle encountering a girl once for every 20 games you play? How are you going to survive in real life? Most gaming communities are 95% male anyway, it's unlikely that you'll encounter girls often, and if you're really worried about that, just mute their mic or something. It's not that hard.


I am beside myself trying to figure out why a psychologist would instill gender-based discrimination in an abuse victim.

maybe it's a meninist psychologist.

feminists recommend segregation by gender all the time. see also: /r/girlgamers

Oh boy, I'm so happy that the gender politics people have arrived!... she said, sarcastically.

they're still on their way. I'm the double standards police

There's no such thing; you're just a cunt. Buh-bye.

/u/Liv47 Cunt? Gendered insults? Rude.

I was ready to fight her.

I wasn't ready to fall in love.

I was ready to fight her.

I wasn't ready to fall in love.

You switched pretty fucking quick from attacking her to "love", buddy.

What can I say, I love in-your-face attitude girls. Even though they have dicks. I don't care. It's 2017 <3

That's just the Italian way, huh?

No, in Italy she would've been probably shot for being transexual. I'm canadian.

Then why the two posts in r/Italy in Italian?

Actually I really am canadian. I was born in Calgary but half my family is italian so I speak it too, as well as french and chinese.

It's ok. I got banned from there too for making fun of a refugee that groped a passed out woman.

Calgary

I thought you said you were Canadian? That's the USA.

Calgary is in Alberta.

And Alberta is America.

wat

I've been all over Canada and the US, and Alberta really is just an extension of the united states. It's all retard hicks who love oil. You can't be from Alberta and call yourself a Canadian.

Guess I'm transcanadian then.

TransAmerican*

Or

Transfat.

Can I be transcendental?

its 2017 be whatever you want dude.

How the fuck did this happen?

Things tend to get out of hand here.

That's why its my fav sub tbh

I need an adult :(

I can be an adult I think.

Should I start worrying yet? I feel like he's trying to use my trick against me. (keyword: trying)

Nah. He was a decent troll at first but a good troll knows to never give up.

He overplayed his hand.

I really hope he doesn't like me. I was hoping to keep some food down tonight...

You turned my offer down so I gave up </3 still love you though.

I like you but like as a person, you seem cool.

As far as TT I couldn't tell you. Good news is that at least Calgary is far away!

Normally I don't drink.

But tonight, I think I'll make an exception.

A big exception.

Forty Creek does a good job of what you are looking for

Funfact: when italians argue online with transexuals they will start writing adjectives with @ as the last letter so it can be read as "a" or "o" (i.e. "Bastard" is "Bastardo" for males and "Bastarda" for females, so "Bastard@"). I learned that during the good old times of the italian 4chan.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

I hear that's bad for your esophagus and teeth.

I'm sure it's either a joke or just "puppy love", not anything serious, so you (probably) don't need to worry about it.

People are pretty unpredictable though, so who knows? Crazier things have happened, I bet there are stories out there about Nazis falling in love with Jews.

...okay, so part of me hopes I'm the Jew in this analogy, but another part of me knows how that story ended :(

part of me hopes I'm the Jew in this analogy

Well, I guess you are, but my intent was just to give an example of two groups that wouldn't exactly like each other.

another part of me knows how that story ended

Is there a particular story you have in mind? I found the case of Helena Citrónová:

Helena Citrónová, a Slovakian Jew deported to Auschwitz in 1942, drew the attention of a SS guard named Franz Wunsch.

Helena’s feelings for Wunsch, however, changed over time, especially when her sister and her sister’s children arrived at Auschwitz Birkenau. Helena learned that they were to be sent to the gas chamber and her SS admirer tried to help them.

"So he said to me, 'Tell me quickly what your sister’s name is before I’m too late.’ So I said, 'You won’t be able to. She came with two little children.' He replied, 'Children, that’s different. Children can’t live here.’ So he ran to the crematorium and found my sister."

Franz Wunsch was able to save Helena’s sister by saying she worked for him in Canada, but he could do nothing for the children. Helena and her sister survived Auschwitz, and although her relationship with Wunsch never developed further, she did testify on his behalf years later at his war crimes trial.

but I feel like that's not what you were referring to.

No. ...no, no it's not the story I was thinking of. This is more like Gul Dukat flirting with Major Kira. (Google it if you need to~)

Well, I think "rude" is the nicest thing I've been called today!

I didn't say there was no such thing as double standards. I said there's no such thing as "The Double Standards Police". I was being dismissive of the person who was dragging politics into what was clearly a trolling thread.