Sarah H. Sanders goes full retard

8  2017-10-30 by Matues49

35 comments

One of her eyes sits a bit higher than the other and it’s tripping me the fuck out.

She would have been a good elementary school teacher

7th grade English

KMart manager

Is this going to be on the test?

Why is she basically crying? What is she not telling us?

Trump is making her do this for not pretending to enjoy his raping of her.

Because she has two black eyes. Can't you see them?

She's been retarded ever since daddy Mike and mommy Janet first spanked her.

Man, what a life.

cool, the white house press briefing is just reading /r/forwardsfromgrandma emails now

She might be retarded, but I'd still smash. Reminds me of my English teacher.

She's got that low self-esteem, token chubby friend of the popular girls look.

T H I C C

She's from Arkansas, it's not retardation it's exposure to brain eating amoeba and ruthless inbreeding.

Bring back the MOOCH.

THIS

Make Mooch A Mod

He is a cuck so he'd fit in.

/#MoochIN

wtf is up with her face? It looks like it's sliding all across her skull like a rubber animatronic dog

a BUNCH of drugs

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~shoa

Press Secretary Shaming shaking my dead head fam

Mike Huckabee’s genetics

Best comment I have heard about her is, "It looks like each quadrant of her face is at war with one another."

Looks like she's having a stroke while rambling about why it is just to fuck the middle class and give all the money to billionaires.

I was home sick and got to watch this live. At first I thought I was hallucinating from overdoing the cold meds because she reminds me so much of my bitchy 1st grade teacher.

She looks more like Melissa than Spicey

Cnservatives always try to explain something complex with an oversimplified anecdote that they think is an analogy.

She said it was an oversimplification at the end

What the fuck is up with those eyebrows?

poor people shouldn't be drinking every night tbh

She's alpha af. YOu cucks can do nothing but point and laugh at her, when those 3 other fingers are pointed at you mofos. M'secretary is a Goddess!