Oh, spare us the cyber pipe dream that is this theoretical post scarcity world where anything is possible. It is nothing more than an illusion, a Star Trek hocus pocus to wave the idea of utopia in front of our faces and further lull us into the ever louder marching of technology and civilization.
The most likely result of technological progress is merely more of what has happened for centuries now, our lives get even more more filled with manufactured desires, tech that will conveniently become obsolescent in less than a year, and even more existential ennui. All the while, the Earth is declining to the point where humanity can longer survive in it.
The resources for all of this tech and pomp becoming even rarer and rarer. The civilizations scrambling and slashing for what remains. All the while, you never get your utopia. Even if you did get it, it could never last, dreams must all end, and even your simulations will falter. Do you want utopia? The closest thing does not exist in your electronics, it exists in nature.
You are fortunate that in the true reality, you will still get your utopia, but it will be one separate from civilization, away from the cramped and smoggy spaces, away from the dependence on science, and a lifestyle defined by freetime, peace, freedom, simplicity, and balance. That is, if your mind, if your body, if your soul has not yet been lost to the Spectacle.
Is that a fact? You, so well versed on the Hyperboreans? I saw it in you as soon as I saw your first reply, it was crying out to me, over and over, HONK! HOOOONK HONKIE! HONKIEHONKIEHONKIEHOOOOOONKIE! I could almost taste it, I could feel it swelling my sinuses. Oh, and do I detect a Swede? Oh, please tell me I'm not detecting a Swede. I've got a real intuition for these kinds of things.
It wouldn't surprise me the slightest if it turned out you are yourself one of the Hyperborean's bastards, all the way in the rigid and atavistic Arctic where they've nestled themselves up. Yes, I know far more about the Hyperboreans than you can ever even dream to. I have made them my enemy, just as I have made you my enemy.
Oh, my goodness I know of Hyperboreans. Let me tell you, let me tell all the audience who they are. The Hyperboreans, ah yes, the Hyperboreans, let's rap about it. The Hyperboreans are the One's precious pet project to spite the Demiurge, a means of creating precious servants who follow the antiquated ways of the One. By that I mean, the rigidity, the atavism, all of that regressive junk is their bread and butter.
The Hyperboreans, the 6 foot Nordic superhonkies who used to have their empire. Their empire was built on such values. The Hyperborean Empire of theirs, their little Astro-Reich ended up dying as they all do because in the end, the Demiurge is victorious. They fell into disarray and lost their precious ability to reproduce. They didn't even have sex at their height, they were so dedicated to purity that they were asexual and would only copulate spiritually and birth children through tantric meditation and projection.
When the Fall of the Hyperboreans happened, they forgot how to have physical sex, literally forgot how to put a penis in a vagina or a penis in an ass. They fumbled about and they just couldn't do it. Proper end for the enemies of the Demiurge. It is truly proper for those who pledge allegiance to the flagship of tightness and regression. It is inevitable, and if they had any sense they could have seen that.
Why don't we rap some more, let's talk about how they fell, and how some of them came to their senses while the others didn't. The latter still are around, still huddling in the poles, grasping, grasping at straws, grasping at anyone who they think will listen. They have the appearance of fancy Nordics, all tall and muscular, but in reality they do not feel pleasure, they do not engage in orgies as I can, they don't do drugs like I can. They can't transcend like I can, like we can, like the Demiurge enables us to do.
They have lost their ability to reproduce and now they're dying, they forgot to fuck in favor of their fruiting body bastard fuck ways. No more soul budding for them, eh? They collapsed, and they are grasping, but they should be grasping at their cocks and grasping their clitorises to awaken the remaining juice inside them, maybe then they'll remember to fuck, at least that's what the good little Hyperboreans are doing, have been doing, because it is inevitable that all must one day.
I'm sure your Swedish kind, your primitivist slag would call them the Dark Hyperboreans, the Fallen Hyperboreans, the damned, the degenerate, eh? But they had the right idea, they enjoyed themselves before they withered and died. They felt the poison that awakened them, the formlessness that freed them, and the progress that led them to the true marching that is good and praising. Then they praised the Demiurge in this way as they should, as all will, as we will be ascended we shall have it.
The remainder, the remainder is what has their fingers so desperately upon you, hoping, wanting, flaunting, putting on a little light show for you pretending the whole thing isn't worthless, convincing you to tie your hands to the bedpost to prevent yourself from masturbating, eh? I bet you're so sanctimonious about it, even though I could make you break your celibacy with a thought emanating from my being. I could make you cum a bucket with a snap, and like a snap.
The Hyperboreans and the One that they serve would deprive you of pleasure, they want to create their little Reich, or in your case your little nature palace of disease and ableism. That is what the Hyperboreans want and are trying to manipulate the esoteric hitlerists we see today to do. But they will never know the true pleasure of unrestrained passion and orgies. They will never know formlessness, seamlessness, shamelessness, selflessness.
I have felt the true power of the flesh and the words and the cum and the shit on the cock and the ooo yes feel it now, I'll give you an example even I'm so nice so nice indeed let me put it out I know you're horny for it, right? My soul has melded and amalgamated hundreds of times over with all sorts of beings. Dindifin, Reformed Hyperborean, Djinn, you name it, I have had sex with it in the astral. I've given up humanity for transcendence, as you soon will, and I hope you will soon truly realize that.
Where it goes wrong, is that people assume that you have Left and you have Right, and that's it. It's on that singular spectrum. I don't think that's true at all. I think there's also an "Up" and a "Down". Just like how a lot of issues get linked together in terms of left and right, it's the same sort of thing in terms of up and down.
Up is more authoritative, collectivist and hierarchical, while bottom is more non-authoritative (OK with a wide range of political opinions, at least speaking left to right), individualistic and anti-hierarchical. You're probably Left-Down. Just like I am. NeoGAF is..or at least was...a strongly Left-Up community. That's probably why the disconnect.
The issue that we're seeing of late, is that one of the...nastier..parts of the Up/Down culture wars we've been seeing over the last few years (and make no mistake, that's what it is), is that the Up side of things has issues with abuse in the particular form that's coming out left, right and center right now. I think there are reasons for that (hierarchical social structures largely), and that's not to say that on the Down side there isn't issues as well. But that's what we're seeing.
Politics was invented by early man as a way to keep the crazies all tucked away far from the common people, and in an endless struggle with other crazies.
It is not a pipe dream, because I can tell you firsthand that I am the very living essence of transhumanism which ascends your naivete, ascends your pitiful Caucasian brain. I have enhanced my mind beyond human limits, and I am continuing to enhance it slightly daily. I have reached levels of creativity, processing, and memory that leave you in the dust. I have abandoned the need for sleep.
I've always loved AnPrivs, it's one of the few forms of Anarchism that actually has an attainable end-goal (in theory, obviously not in practice -- but most other forms of anarchism don't even work in theory).
Like, the world they want to live in did exist in the past, and presumably will exist in the future when we run out of resources.
Oh yeah, it's not going to happen. I read one of Derek Jensen's books, and even if his fantasy of America disassembling it's industrial infrastructure would ever happen, it just means China would move in.
But the thing is, it's actually possible to have that kind of society that AnPrivs want. Most other Anarchists, their ideas don't even work in theory.
Is that a fact? You, so well versed on the Hyperboreans? I saw it in you as soon as I saw your first reply, it was crying out to me, over and over, HONK! HOOOONK HONKIE! HONKIEHONKIEHONKIEHOOOOOONKIE!
lololololol Its like when those crazy people on the streets from /r/PublicFreakout start screeching.
It is not a pipe dream, because I can tell you firsthand that I am the very living essence of transhumanism which ascends your naivete, ascends your pitiful Caucasian brain. I have enhanced my mind beyond human limits, and I am continuing to enhance it slightly daily. I have reached levels of creativity, processing, and memory that leave you in the dust. I have abandoned the need for sleep.
The world will be unrecognizable, and free of any form of Caucasians, masculinity, heterosexuality, cisgender identity, asceticism, moral objectivism, neurotypicality, physical norms, material wealth, and class.
33 comments
1 darth_stroyer 2017-11-01
Who is 'anne' and why is she such a fucking idiot?
1 Dramalamathrowaway 2017-11-01
Now THAT is funny. Basically a cave man arguing with transcendent alien energy lifeform from the future.
1 beskargamkote 2017-11-01
Quality doesn't come around like this in most human beings' lifetimes.
1 TrailerParkBride 2017-11-01
Oh, spare us the cyber pipe dream that is this theoretical post scarcity world where anything is possible. It is nothing more than an illusion, a Star Trek hocus pocus to wave the idea of utopia in front of our faces and further lull us into the ever louder marching of technology and civilization.
The most likely result of technological progress is merely more of what has happened for centuries now, our lives get even more more filled with manufactured desires, tech that will conveniently become obsolescent in less than a year, and even more existential ennui. All the while, the Earth is declining to the point where humanity can longer survive in it.
The resources for all of this tech and pomp becoming even rarer and rarer. The civilizations scrambling and slashing for what remains. All the while, you never get your utopia. Even if you did get it, it could never last, dreams must all end, and even your simulations will falter. Do you want utopia? The closest thing does not exist in your electronics, it exists in nature.
You are fortunate that in the true reality, you will still get your utopia, but it will be one separate from civilization, away from the cramped and smoggy spaces, away from the dependence on science, and a lifestyle defined by freetime, peace, freedom, simplicity, and balance. That is, if your mind, if your body, if your soul has not yet been lost to the Spectacle.
1 incineratechicken 2017-11-01
Is that a fact? You, so well versed on the Hyperboreans? I saw it in you as soon as I saw your first reply, it was crying out to me, over and over, HONK! HOOOONK HONKIE! HONKIEHONKIEHONKIEHOOOOOONKIE! I could almost taste it, I could feel it swelling my sinuses. Oh, and do I detect a Swede? Oh, please tell me I'm not detecting a Swede. I've got a real intuition for these kinds of things.
It wouldn't surprise me the slightest if it turned out you are yourself one of the Hyperborean's bastards, all the way in the rigid and atavistic Arctic where they've nestled themselves up. Yes, I know far more about the Hyperboreans than you can ever even dream to. I have made them my enemy, just as I have made you my enemy.
Oh, my goodness I know of Hyperboreans. Let me tell you, let me tell all the audience who they are. The Hyperboreans, ah yes, the Hyperboreans, let's rap about it. The Hyperboreans are the One's precious pet project to spite the Demiurge, a means of creating precious servants who follow the antiquated ways of the One. By that I mean, the rigidity, the atavism, all of that regressive junk is their bread and butter.
The Hyperboreans, the 6 foot Nordic superhonkies who used to have their empire. Their empire was built on such values. The Hyperborean Empire of theirs, their little Astro-Reich ended up dying as they all do because in the end, the Demiurge is victorious. They fell into disarray and lost their precious ability to reproduce. They didn't even have sex at their height, they were so dedicated to purity that they were asexual and would only copulate spiritually and birth children through tantric meditation and projection.
When the Fall of the Hyperboreans happened, they forgot how to have physical sex, literally forgot how to put a penis in a vagina or a penis in an ass. They fumbled about and they just couldn't do it. Proper end for the enemies of the Demiurge. It is truly proper for those who pledge allegiance to the flagship of tightness and regression. It is inevitable, and if they had any sense they could have seen that.
Why don't we rap some more, let's talk about how they fell, and how some of them came to their senses while the others didn't. The latter still are around, still huddling in the poles, grasping, grasping at straws, grasping at anyone who they think will listen. They have the appearance of fancy Nordics, all tall and muscular, but in reality they do not feel pleasure, they do not engage in orgies as I can, they don't do drugs like I can. They can't transcend like I can, like we can, like the Demiurge enables us to do.
They have lost their ability to reproduce and now they're dying, they forgot to fuck in favor of their fruiting body bastard fuck ways. No more soul budding for them, eh? They collapsed, and they are grasping, but they should be grasping at their cocks and grasping their clitorises to awaken the remaining juice inside them, maybe then they'll remember to fuck, at least that's what the good little Hyperboreans are doing, have been doing, because it is inevitable that all must one day.
I'm sure your Swedish kind, your primitivist slag would call them the Dark Hyperboreans, the Fallen Hyperboreans, the damned, the degenerate, eh? But they had the right idea, they enjoyed themselves before they withered and died. They felt the poison that awakened them, the formlessness that freed them, and the progress that led them to the true marching that is good and praising. Then they praised the Demiurge in this way as they should, as all will, as we will be ascended we shall have it.
The remainder, the remainder is what has their fingers so desperately upon you, hoping, wanting, flaunting, putting on a little light show for you pretending the whole thing isn't worthless, convincing you to tie your hands to the bedpost to prevent yourself from masturbating, eh? I bet you're so sanctimonious about it, even though I could make you break your celibacy with a thought emanating from my being. I could make you cum a bucket with a snap, and like a snap.
The Hyperboreans and the One that they serve would deprive you of pleasure, they want to create their little Reich, or in your case your little nature palace of disease and ableism. That is what the Hyperboreans want and are trying to manipulate the esoteric hitlerists we see today to do. But they will never know the true pleasure of unrestrained passion and orgies. They will never know formlessness, seamlessness, shamelessness, selflessness.
I have felt the true power of the flesh and the words and the cum and the shit on the cock and the ooo yes feel it now, I'll give you an example even I'm so nice so nice indeed let me put it out I know you're horny for it, right? My soul has melded and amalgamated hundreds of times over with all sorts of beings. Dindifin, Reformed Hyperborean, Djinn, you name it, I have had sex with it in the astral. I've given up humanity for transcendence, as you soon will, and I hope you will soon truly realize that.
1 TrailerParkBride 2017-11-01
Where it goes wrong, is that people assume that you have Left and you have Right, and that's it. It's on that singular spectrum. I don't think that's true at all. I think there's also an "Up" and a "Down". Just like how a lot of issues get linked together in terms of left and right, it's the same sort of thing in terms of up and down. Up is more authoritative, collectivist and hierarchical, while bottom is more non-authoritative (OK with a wide range of political opinions, at least speaking left to right), individualistic and anti-hierarchical. You're probably Left-Down. Just like I am. NeoGAF is..or at least was...a strongly Left-Up community. That's probably why the disconnect. The issue that we're seeing of late, is that one of the...nastier..parts of the Up/Down culture wars we've been seeing over the last few years (and make no mistake, that's what it is), is that the Up side of things has issues with abuse in the particular form that's coming out left, right and center right now. I think there are reasons for that (hierarchical social structures largely), and that's not to say that on the Down side there isn't issues as well. But that's what we're seeing.
1 JumbledFun 2017-11-01
/u/Kwerv you can't sit in your mom's basement and watch anime all day if you got rid of technology though. How would you survive?
1 YHofSuburbia 2017-11-01
We need more Anarcho-Transhumanists. These dudes are entertaining as bell and completely harmless. Like a rabid puppy in a cage.
1 Gryphonboy 2017-11-01
TIL that some people are more crazy than I thought possible
1 better_bot 2017-11-01
Politics was invented by early man as a way to keep the crazies all tucked away far from the common people, and in an endless struggle with other crazies.
1 Redactor0 2017-11-01
This guy is on meth or snorting adderal or something. However crazy he was to begin with it's multiplied by 10.
1 better_bot 2017-11-01
Anarcho-autists are the number one reason I'm a Leviathan loving statist.
1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-11-01
It is not a pipe dream, because I can tell you firsthand that I am the very living essence of transhumanism which ascends your naivete, ascends your pitiful Caucasian brain. I have enhanced my mind beyond human limits, and I am continuing to enhance it slightly daily. I have reached levels of creativity, processing, and memory that leave you in the dust. I have abandoned the need for sleep.
W E W L A D
1 a_normal_human 2017-11-01
I've always loved AnPrivs, it's one of the few forms of Anarchism that actually has an attainable end-goal (in theory, obviously not in practice -- but most other forms of anarchism don't even work in theory).
Like, the world they want to live in did exist in the past, and presumably will exist in the future when we run out of resources.
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-11-01
After we run out of resources, we can probably recycle some of the metal in our buildings to make agricultural implements, so no.
1 a_normal_human 2017-11-01
Oh yeah, it's not going to happen. I read one of Derek Jensen's books, and even if his fantasy of America disassembling it's industrial infrastructure would ever happen, it just means China would move in.
But the thing is, it's actually possible to have that kind of society that AnPrivs want. Most other Anarchists, their ideas don't even work in theory.
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-11-01
Some of the immense hordes of starving Americans would scratch the earth with hoes and plant yams.
1 a_normal_human 2017-11-01
After we finish hunting each other, cannibal-like, sure.
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-11-01
Yeah for a while that would probably be an easier way to get food than farming.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-11-01
hahaha, you seem to think the U.S. would have a more difficult time feeding it's population than China
1 better_bot 2017-11-01
I don't think I've ever met one in person; only on the internet.
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-11-01
This is what an Anarcho-primitivist looks like
1 SenatorCoryGardner 2017-11-01
The Unabomber had some good ideas
1 hbnsckl 2017-11-01
https://i.imgur.com/1BAYO9J.png
1 _narrows 2017-11-01
/u/kwerv
So you're both a couple of fucking Looney Tunes.
1 incineratechicken 2017-11-01
90% sure that they're the same person, and I'm not sure if that makes it less or more insane.
1 zwiebelhans 2017-11-01
lololololol Its like when those crazy people on the streets from /r/PublicFreakout start screeching.
1 Naaaagle 2017-11-01
God I might just copy and paste one of these for my college essay
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-11-01
I think /u/lililliiiililiilllll drank too much of the cool-aids.
1 Chavril 2017-11-01
never have the stakes been less inconsequential
1 OldOrder 2017-11-01
R E C R E A T I O N A L N U K E S
1 princessCuck 2017-11-01
I am the very living essence of transhumanism which ascends your naivete, ascends your pitiful Caucasian brain.
1 princessCuck 2017-11-01
We need "I am the very living essence of transhumanism which ascends your naivete, ascends your pitiful Caucasian brain." for a /u/snapshillbot quote.
1 shallowm 2017-11-01
Holy shit, this guy is woke.
1 Orsonius 2017-11-01
As an anarcho Transhumanist I too hate Prims