Lefty /u/botchlings literally cannot stop sperging out about Glumpbf

35  2017-11-02 by Thot_Crusher

27 comments

FIRST POST

If you have 3 hours, I'd like to explain how Flump is a doody poopoo, and also how you spergouts are actually me having fun and not being incredibly triggered

Glumbpf

These names are getting out of hand

First posts are serious business

You got btfo tho

I know we're making fun of gender pronouns but let me talk about drumf

Making fun of dog fuckers? Let me tell you how this relates to Clump

Making fun of dog fuckers?

TOOT TOOT paging u/ALUZKY our resident dog rapist

He wont turn up if you invite him. He doesn't approach anything that consents.

I DEMAND SCIENTIFIC PROOF THAT DOGS CANNOT CONSENT TO SEX

I mean beyond the fact that, you know, they're animals.

STOP

SERIOUSPOSTING

This is your weekly reminder that /u/pizzashill got so upset over people asking him if he had read a book that he blocked me

I'm like 95% sure he's a Jewdank alt

I'm like 95% sure he's a Jewdank alt

you really do miss her, dont you?

Neck yourself. No one cares about your retarded seriouspost arguments.

I am totally shocked /u/pizzashill is on the internet arguing about Daddy. He's the next spree shooter.

I think you're worse. I don't think I've ever seen an actual shitpost from you. It's always making fun of someone who is more left than you, and seeing as how you only regurgitate far right points, that's pretty much everyone.

You're now one of 3 people I've blocked on Reddit. I don't even mind people sperging out at me, but what I do mind is just the complete lack of real arguments.

You're just boring.

Shit. Why you gotta prove me wrong? Who's your alt?

The left was a mistake!

If you don't want to be lefty /u/botchlings, I will do it instead.

I like /u/pizzashill. His serious posts are always too long, but he's more of an eyeore to character compared to botchlings ragey Tigger. When they would get into it, I felt like I was watching Ray Romano vs Bill Burr.

/u/pizzashill pretends he's not triggered by Trump winning, but it's literally all he thinks about

Like I said, Romano and Burr, one impotently screaming and one trying to put a coherent thought together, but he's so confused that it comes out as whining.

I guess that's pretty good, but Burr is actually funny though

Well since no drama user is actually funny, I think we can take that part out of the analogy.

/u/pizzashill is still upset that Daddy wouldn't spank him.