Soldier. Lawyer. Husband. Pasta Chef.

22  2017-11-03 by Ennui2778

48 comments

You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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I'm an Army vet, graduated summa cum laude from undergrad, graduated law school, passed the bar, am a partner in a large firm. Happily married to a wife that's also successful. Own two homes. Solid group of friends etc.

You're a guy that trolls white pride memes on the internet. I guess you can claim my accomplishments though, because we're both white. Kind of sad that it's always the biggest pieces of shit that have nothing else to cling to than their skin color, or how spicy their troll game is.

Have fun in your super edgy community.

summa cum laude

Hot! 😩

Hilarious, you subscribe to multiple super edgy communities. So this is a big part of your life then?

I'm an Army vet, graduated summa cum laude from undergrad, graduated law school, passed the bar, am a partner in a large firm. Happily married to a wife that's also successful. Own two homes. Solid group of friends etc.

You're a guy that trolls white pride memes on the internet. I guess you can claim my accomplishments though, because we're both white. Kind of sad that it's always the biggest pieces of shit that have nothing else to cling to than their skin color, or how spicy their troll game is.

Have fun in your super edgy community.

Whoaoaoaoaoa a swastika next to your user name. That's hot topics live fierce!

You're now one of 3 people I've blocked on Reddit. I don't even mind people sperging out at me, but what I do mind is just the complete lack of real arguments.

You're just boring.

lol do you ever type original thoughts or is it just a pasta dat

It's been pasta for the past 24 hours

You're now one of 3 people I've blocked on Reddit. I don't even mind people sperging out at me, but what I do mind is just the complete lack of real arguments.

You're just boring.

I'm an Army vet, graduated summa cum laude from undergrad, graduated law school, passed the bar, am a partner in a large firm. Happily married to a wife that's also successful. Own two homes. Solid group of friends etc.

You're a guy that trolls white pride memes on the internet. I guess you can claim my accomplishments though, because we're both white. Kind of sad that it's always the biggest pieces of shit that have nothing else to cling to than their skin color, or how spicy their troll game is.

Have fun in your super edgy community.

You know, i actually think riot really dropped the ball on the design and thematic of Zoe here entirely. While its good to have light hearted and fun characters this is just completely out of tune with everything League's designed around visually, we dont know shit about the kit so im not commenting on that since there';s not enough info.

The design is just... really out of place, she looks too modern and her design doesnt fit the fantasy/hex-tech vibe of runeterra or league. "Twilight" is not the theme that comes to mind for her, if anything i would've called her dreamer or something to do with dreaming. Hell call her the warden of dreams that sounds way better than aspect of twilight. When i think aspect of twilight i think Midna, not Zoe.

Speaking of, what sort of fucking name is Zoe?! That just feel so uninspired and not connected to the thematic compared to a plethora of other names like Ekko, Graves, Ryze, hell even Twisted Fate all have some connection to a theme with their names.

I really want to like her i do, but there is nothing about this design or set that fits the theme she embodies. Twilight has never had any association with a dream thematic, i get this is breaking the mold but it feels really poorly executed here.

You seem easily triggered. I thought army vets were supposed to be tough or something?

Triggered? That's kind of lazy, at least throw in a pepe the frog or something.

How about a "Trump is your president for the next 7 years"

How about a "Trump is your president for the next 7 3 years"

Hey botchings

I wish I was botchy

Well, you've got the autistic seriousposting down, so you're halfway there.

Thank you very much 😊😊😊

Nice swastika edgelord. Go to walmart and by a tiki brand citronella torch to complete the look.

You cry babies downvoted me so I can't respond to your edgy retorts without waiting ten minutes. That's my queue to go back to the real world and enjoy life while you shit birds jerk each other off over how good you troll.

DO NOT DOWNVOTE LOLCOWS YOU RETARDS

Anyways, you're a liar and a fraud

Anyways, you're a liar and a fraud

well, yeah, he admitted he was a lawyer

Anyways, you're a liar and a fraud

well, yeah, he admitted he was lied about being a lawyer

I'm sorry that happened to you. That's why we tell people not to downvote the lolcows.

Lmao taking drama flair seriously

What's ur mos fag

96B, angsty idiot.

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P O G af reservist pos talking shit on the internet

typical

96B isn't reserve... Not from 99-2003 anyway. Not sure WTF you're talking about.

If you're so wealthy and accomplished and hate people who failed to be rich and successful like you are, why do you support Bernie Sanders and his plans to give free money away to poor losers? Seems like a bit of a mental disconnect to me.

Because he's lying lmao

You really think someone would do that? Just go onto the internet and tell lies?

Hard to believe, but yes

If that's a serious question, I don't hate people who have had less success, just ones whose only "accomplishment" is the color of their skin. It's fucking embarrassing. If the only thing you've done in life is be white, then you haven't done shit, and have nothing to be prideful about.

You don't need to be successful to be a good person, but don't be a piece of shit and then be prideful about something you had nothing to do with.

But you haven't accomplished anything other than cooking some good pasta and sperging out over nothing

Awww, I thought you blocked me. Fierce swastika bro, super edgy stuff there. I bet you own a hammer of Thor necklace.

I'm an Army vet, graduated summa cum laude from undergrad, graduated law school, passed the bar, am a partner in a large firm. Happily married to a wife that's also successful. Own two homes. Solid group of friends etc.

You're a guy that trolls white pride memes on the internet. I guess you can claim my accomplishments though, because we're both white. Kind of sad that it's always the biggest pieces of shit that have nothing else to cling to than their skin color, or how spicy their troll game is.

Have fun in your super edgy community.

You're the mayo here you scum. (((Thot))) isn't a trash NEO NAZI like you. We all know what you actually are: a scumbag racist who hates black people.

You're now one of 3 people I've blocked on Reddit. I don't even mind people sperging out at me, but what I do mind is just the complete lack of real arguments.

You're just boring.

So it's okay to take pride in killing brown people in the desert and stealing money from poor on behalf of your corporate overlords so you can have an entire extra house that you don't need, and that makes you a good person? But not okay to take pride in your heritage and ancestry and to occasionally have a fun time making jokes on the internet.

Do I have that right? I want to make sure I'm clear on this.

What about black and brown people who aren't rich like you are? Are they allowed to have pride, or is pride only for rich people?

You sound like a jealous Commie. Gas yourself.

Thanks for this childish outburst of emotion, it was enormously gratifying to know I upset someone this much with my posting 😊

Hey botchlings.

Dawww, you flatterer 😘

Dude, actual successful people don't follow people around on reddit and feel the need to list their accomplishment to strangers on the internet. It screams insecurity. Ah who am I kidding, I'm the CEO of a multi billion dollar corporation who fucks mad bitches every morning while doing blow with with Sasha Grey and can deadlift 7pl8. Also Jiro from Netflix makes my sushi every night.

Is this an original pasta?

/u/Antilon if you are so successful you know what to post, it starts with 🅱

Dude also left tons of personally identifiable info linked to his Reddit account. His story is true, although Columbus State University isn't a difficult place to graduate with honors from.

everything the guy said is probably true

cf. my post on same sub about not engaging with flairless posters:

Why don't you ask one of the better trolls to show you how to not be a retard. Or I guess, how to be a better retard?

Oh this isn't even our final form.