No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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History has shown Australia can't win sustained wars against birds. It's only a matter of time before Aussie shitposters are extinct.

Are there any Aussies here? Kiwis? Hello!

Why are you dragging Kiwis into this? We're not the same as Aussies.

We shag completely different types of sheep.

You're not kiwi! Right?!

Wrong.

You a fan of cricket?

No, but I've been asked to play in an international against Australia in 2 weeks. True story.

Boring fellow! Boo! So you're a fan of rugby? Or no sports at all?

Not really. I do a lot of tramping and diving. I don't like team sports.

Dat emu ptsd

I don't know man, they fought the rabbits to a stalemate

No they're beating us and it won't stop anytime soon

Seriously cockatoos will chew through drywall, doors, and carpet. Puny internet tubes are no match for them

Video of birb

High intelligence + assholery = menace to humanity

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