Riot releasing a Disneyfied loli with concentrated cancer for abilities as their next champ in LoL, tensions are high. "WE A MOBILE GAME NOW, BOYS!"

39  2017-11-03 by wokeaspie

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League of Legends fans are the worst, most cringe-inducing fans.

They’re like video game juggalos.

Undertale fans are pretty cancerous too tbh, it's like if you took the LoL weebs and added a dash of Rick and Morty.

I'd personally put my vote in for the entire sonic fandom. Not only did they have much more time to stew and slosh around in their own shit than the other two, they also somehow extended the life support of a trash tier series for way too long.

I think the sonic franchise is responsible for about 50% of furries.

sonic is old school genuine autism, undertale is tumblr autism

And sexualize it. Never forget about that. Ever.

At least undertale has died down. Toby Fox had the foresight to not continue the series and let the cancer wither away slowly.

Are there even Undertale fans left or did they all go extinct like the Homestucks?

Didn't we have some spicy Undertale drama just the other day? They have calmed down, though.

Nothing in the universe is worse than Life is Strange cultists.

Well if we're going to include tv shows/movies I would have picked Steven Universe. You're right, though, ST has done an amazing job of shitting up /r/all lately.

I keep mixing that up with Stranger Things, which has made /r/all nearly unusable lately.

I liked life is strange, but I've never really gotten into the fandom.

TBH the best worst fancults are the ones that never go away despite their material being forgotten.

That's why Sonic retards are amazing because no matter how often those games make themselves obsolete, there will always be someone drawing a fat hedgehog giving live birth to a Goku.

Does Sonic cause autism, or is autism attracted to Sonic? it's the question of a lifetime much like the chicken and the egg question

WOW ASHLY BURCH IS THE BEST VOICE ACTOR EVER

And sadly the two aren't mutually exclusive.

Nah, Overwatch fans have pretty much taken the shitcrown from League once enough people realized how terrible a game it is.

League of Legends fans are the worst, most cringe-inducing fans.

Agreed.

That said, this champ looks like pure cancer both from an ability standpoint and from a design standpoint.

That fucking summoner spam. I'm glad I pulled the needle out months ago

I love the game but can see this champ being another Yasuo at lower ELO. Either pick or ban her.

You know, i actually think riot really dropped the ball on the design and thematic of Zoe here entirely. While its good to have light hearted and fun characters this is just completely out of tune with everything League's designed around visually, we dont know shit about the kit so im not commenting on that since there';s not enough info. The design is just... really out of place, she looks too modern and her design doesnt fit the fantasy/hex-tech vibe of runeterra or league. "Twilight" is not the theme that comes to mind for her, if anything i would've called her dreamer or something to do with dreaming. Hell call her the warden of dreams that sounds way better than aspect of twilight. When i think aspect of twilight i think Midna, not Zoe. Speaking of, what sort of fucking name is Zoe?! That just feel so uninspired and not connected to the thematic compared to a plethora of other names like Ekko, Graves, Ryze, hell even Twisted Fate all have some connection to a theme with their names. I really want to like her i do, but there is nothing about this design or set that fits the theme she embodies. Twilight has never had any association with a dream thematic, i get this is breaking the mold but it feels really poorly executed here.

You know, i actually think riot really dropped the ball on the design and thematic of Zoe here entirely.

I tend to agree. The character design doesn't seem to fit the skillset but maybe that's just my preconceived notion of what I thought the character should look like. I mean, when the first little teaser for her appeared a couple of weeks ago I immediately thought of a lulu like caster. The tween girl character they've created just doesn't seem to fit at all.

It's especially disappointing coming off of Ornn, who has a fantastic theme and design

You just got pasta'd, friend 😓

Doesn't matter. The comment was spot on.

RIP

I stopped playing right around Jhin's release. The champs were getting consistenly stupid by around gnar, with plenty of exceptions, as well as some earlier notes of retardation like aatrox. Kled and onwards just seems like overdesign hell. I don't know what they do from reading their wiki pages.

For me, it was losing my 10th straight ARAM match in a row and realizing just how angry I was getting at a videogame. Life's Good 👌

I sense high salt potential.

Oh yea, they're poppin' off in there. At least we have this nugget of wisdom from /r/RetroPain:

Anime was a mistake.

What do you mean you're a mobile game "now"?!?

Every shitty practice in modern gaming can be traced back to League becoming popular. I'm perpetually astounded at how Riot fanboys aren't aware at how their game is a legendary trash fire.

inb4shadman

For real tho, those guys masturbate with a fucking rengar Pic creaming on Nasus and we can't have Loli because it is not appropriate, fuck sakes.
Those nibbas are out of their God damn mind.
Excuses like: it is a child .. the fuck? The motherfucker is killing champions in the rift that ain't a child, gtfo with that double moral shit.

Reddit wide rules forbid lolicon content.

Is this true? I'm pretty sure there are a couple of loli subs.

Well after some googling that I'm just pleased as punch to have in my search history, it appears it'd be covered under this.

I do remember /r/lolicon being banned a long time ago.

Disgruntled fan /u/taquiyt has a stroke and slams his face down on his keyboard repeatedly:

ALL y´ALL DICKHEADS DUNNO SHIT ABOUT QUALITY CHAMPS, NO WONDER LOL IS GOING DOWN THE DRAIN, YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST QUIT LIFE AND FUN, GO LABOUR UNDER COMMUISM. THIS CHAMP REMINDS ME OF THE AANG TYPE OF CHARACTER, AND YOU HYPOCRITE LOT CAN GO DIE UNDER THE ROCK OF HELL YOU LIVE IN

i want to fuck cartoon children

Settle down there, /u/NeoDestiny.

No, /u/NeoDestiny wants to fuck actual, flesh and blood children.

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I raughed

Why's your dad so angry these days, Baron?

It's been a mobile game since it launched

i still dont get the appeal of this game unless youre korean and dont own your own computer

Cartoon sluts with huge tits? Sona's probably kickstarted a few puberties.

Sure, initially. Then they hired trannies and decided that attractive adult women are evil.

Aw, shit. I haven't kept up with LoL in a coon's age, did Riot swallow the diversity kool-aid?

Very much so.

That's a shame. I wonder how long it'll take them to notice how all the pro players are men. Time for Equity™ in E-Sports!

They even released a couple black champions

Lucian is a fucking bad-ass. Too bad he has to play with that jerk Thresh all the time 🙁

It was one of the first big "free to play" game that could run on a toaster with dialup, so every broke college kid had zero barrier for entry.

It cashed in HARD with the anime waifu neckbeards and legbeards crowds, whole also being so retardedly dense that the basketcases that tried to throw their lives away at pro StarCraft careers get to spam how "technically deep" and "intelligent" the gameplay is, like it's a fucking Omnigame that makes everything from Mario to Chess obsolete.