I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
This story has encouraged me to address other things about my life. I know there are stories out there about me and that some have been fueled by the fact that I have been so protective of my privacy. As those closest to me know, I have had friendships with both dogs and cats. I have loved and had adorable encounters with cats throughout my life, and I choose now to live as a friendless gay man. I want to deal with this honestly and openly and that starts with examining my own behavior.
This story has encouraged me to address other things about my life. I know there are stories out there about me and that some have been fueled by the fact that I have been so protective of my privacy. As those closest to me know, I have had friendships with both dogs and cats. I have loved and had adorable encounters with cats throughout my life, and I choose now to live as a friendless gay man. I want to deal with this honestly and openly and that starts with examining my own behavior.
It's not that, it's that turnabout is always fair play.
It's not a good tactic, and it's not the target that makes it okay. It's that they used it first. And if you decide to play by some other, 'nicer' version of the rules than the one your opponent plays by, well, let me know how that works out for you.
You people and your sandbox understanding of morality. You are children raised on the simplistic morality of saturday morning cartoons. You're not quite old enough to 'get' why life can't work that way.
If someone tries to kill me, I'm trying to kill them right back, whether killing is wrong or not. And if someone wants to destroy my livelihood for my opinions, I will destroy them for theirs. It's not 'no bad tactics, just bad targets', it's Tit-for-tat, and that's an entirely different thing.
It's the difference between self-defense and murder. They'll never stop until they get stung by this in a real way--until they are too terrified that they, too, might lose their jobs and careers to try to take any scalps of their own. That's how the world works. People don't do the right thing. They do what they think they can get away with. And if you sit there and take it like a fucking punk, they will never stop fucking you.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-11-03
I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
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1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-03
/u/TheStoy
https://i.imgur.com/wdSbzUs.jpg
1 TheStoy 2017-11-03
This story has encouraged me to address other things about my life. I know there are stories out there about me and that some have been fueled by the fact that I have been so protective of my privacy. As those closest to me know, I have had friendships with both dogs and cats. I have loved and had adorable encounters with cats throughout my life, and I choose now to live as a friendless gay man. I want to deal with this honestly and openly and that starts with examining my own behavior.
-TheStoy
1 SDIHTD 2017-11-03
This story has encouraged me to address other things about my life. I know there are stories out there about me and that some have been fueled by the fact that I have been so protective of my privacy. As those closest to me know, I have had friendships with both dogs and cats. I have loved and had adorable encounters with cats throughout my life, and I choose now to live as a friendless gay man. I want to deal with this honestly and openly and that starts with examining my own behavior.
-TheStoy
1 incineratechicken 2017-11-03
What kind of total mincing faggot signs their post on a website where the poster’s name is clearly visible at the top?
Also, given how he talks about “friendships” with domestic animals, I think this might be a u/Aluzky alt.
1 TheStoy 2017-11-03
It's a parody of Kevin Spacey's apologies read the news, man.
1 incineratechicken 2017-11-03
Why, so I can make retarded posts to veil my rampant, flaming homosexuality?
1 TheStoy 2017-11-03
It's pretty difficult to hide rampant, flaming homosexuality behind a mere veil.
1 incineratechicken 2017-11-03
I never said you were hiding it well.
1 TheStoy 2017-11-03
On that not, time for me to blow some dudes. A guy's gotta get money for cat food somehow.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-03
PM meeeeeee! 😘
Gussy is fine too!
1 TheStoy 2017-11-03
And, yeah, only reason I added the "straight" thing was as an obscure reference to this
1 PuckMAGA 2017-11-03
He's right. Cats are better than dogs.
1 SDIHTD 2017-11-03
OK now you've gone too far.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-03
This is the only intelligent thing you’ve said all day, SDIHTD.
1 scatmunchies 2017-11-03
This is the only intelligent thing you’ve said all day, botch.
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-11-03
Ever, really. And it isn't even Trump-related. Are we sure this is botch?
1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-11-03
It's not that, it's that turnabout is always fair play.
It's not a good tactic, and it's not the target that makes it okay. It's that they used it first. And if you decide to play by some other, 'nicer' version of the rules than the one your opponent plays by, well, let me know how that works out for you.
You people and your sandbox understanding of morality. You are children raised on the simplistic morality of saturday morning cartoons. You're not quite old enough to 'get' why life can't work that way.
If someone tries to kill me, I'm trying to kill them right back, whether killing is wrong or not. And if someone wants to destroy my livelihood for my opinions, I will destroy them for theirs. It's not 'no bad tactics, just bad targets', it's Tit-for-tat, and that's an entirely different thing.
It's the difference between self-defense and murder. They'll never stop until they get stung by this in a real way--until they are too terrified that they, too, might lose their jobs and careers to try to take any scalps of their own. That's how the world works. People don't do the right thing. They do what they think they can get away with. And if you sit there and take it like a fucking punk, they will never stop fucking you.
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-11-03
Underrated pasta, but not entirely relevant
1 SperglockHolmes 2017-11-03
/u/TheStoy
One of those things is true not both.