Closeted homosexual who nobody likes says 🐱 > 🐶

8  2017-11-03 by Etra

19 comments

I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her

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I'm Jewish must be why I like 'em.

/u/TheStoy

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This story has encouraged me to address other things about my life. I know there are stories out there about me and that some have been fueled by the fact that I have been so protective of my privacy. As those closest to me know, I have had friendships with both dogs and cats. I have loved and had adorable encounters with cats throughout my life, and I choose now to live as a friendless gay man. I want to deal with this honestly and openly and that starts with examining my own behavior.

-TheStoy

This story has encouraged me to address other things about my life. I know there are stories out there about me and that some have been fueled by the fact that I have been so protective of my privacy. As those closest to me know, I have had friendships with both dogs and cats. I have loved and had adorable encounters with cats throughout my life, and I choose now to live as a friendless gay man. I want to deal with this honestly and openly and that starts with examining my own behavior.

-TheStoy

What kind of total mincing faggot signs their post on a website where the poster’s name is clearly visible at the top?

Also, given how he talks about “friendships” with domestic animals, I think this might be a u/Aluzky alt.

It's a parody of Kevin Spacey's apologies read the news, man.

read the news

Why, so I can make retarded posts to veil my rampant, flaming homosexuality?

It's pretty difficult to hide rampant, flaming homosexuality behind a mere veil.

I never said you were hiding it well.

On that not, time for me to blow some dudes. A guy's gotta get money for cat food somehow.

PM meeeeeee! 😘

Gussy is fine too!

And, yeah, only reason I added the "straight" thing was as an obscure reference to this

He's right. Cats are better than dogs.

OK now you've gone too far.

This is the only intelligent thing you’ve said all day, SDIHTD.

This is the only intelligent thing you’ve said all day, botch.

Ever, really. And it isn't even Trump-related. Are we sure this is botch?

It's not that, it's that turnabout is always fair play.

It's not a good tactic, and it's not the target that makes it okay. It's that they used it first. And if you decide to play by some other, 'nicer' version of the rules than the one your opponent plays by, well, let me know how that works out for you.

You people and your sandbox understanding of morality. You are children raised on the simplistic morality of saturday morning cartoons. You're not quite old enough to 'get' why life can't work that way.

If someone tries to kill me, I'm trying to kill them right back, whether killing is wrong or not. And if someone wants to destroy my livelihood for my opinions, I will destroy them for theirs. It's not 'no bad tactics, just bad targets', it's Tit-for-tat, and that's an entirely different thing.

It's the difference between self-defense and murder. They'll never stop until they get stung by this in a real way--until they are too terrified that they, too, might lose their jobs and careers to try to take any scalps of their own. That's how the world works. People don't do the right thing. They do what they think they can get away with. And if you sit there and take it like a fucking punk, they will never stop fucking you.

Underrated pasta, but not entirely relevant

/u/TheStoy

One of those things is true not both.