This is a nice post and all, but I'm guessing that the only reason anyone is even arguing about this because these people believe 3D is superior to 2D.
It sounds like you have a monogamous relationship, which is creepy, problematic and oppressive. It's 2017, have you considered opening your relationship? I'm sure Jamal or Daquan would love to open your wife ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You can be a fat, neckbearded nerd and get laid on a reasonably frequent basis.
It's just a matter of hitting on women. Do 10% of the women you hit on end up getting you laid? 1%? Unless you are completely autistic, morbidly obese, unfunny, and ugly as fuck, it will be way higher than 1% (once you've got developed your "game" - e.g. had enough practice to have a bit of confidence).
And it helps if you avoid the "friend zone" - women will judge you as a short term prospect or a long term prospect. If you seem like a long-term prospect then you're held to a higher standard. It's true the other way too - would you be more likely to hook up with a clingy girl who might be "the one", or Scumbag Stacy who you'll probably never see again?
Yeah, the feminists will say that hitting on women is totally not OK, and you should befriend women but not hit on them or be a nice guy and eventually it will get you laid. (insert joke about male feminists).
The meninists / red pillers will say you need to be 6' or more, squat 4 plates and learn a whole new dialect of retarded leet speak (hamstering?) or bitch about how hard it is for them to get laid when all they do is LARP as "Chads" on the internet, ignore them too.
Just get out, be cocky and a little sleazy (depending on the context - don't get fired) and play the numbers game.
Assuming you're the kind of degenerate who's into gross gussy.
/r/Starterpacks regularly cannibalizes their own. I wouldn't be shocked if within the next few goes we get a half-assed Counterpack by an incel this offended.
Reddit & Memey is funny shit, yo. I see a lot of myself in Rick. I've sent letters but haven't gotten a reply yet.
Tendies are a delicacy. Yeah, I said it. Deal with it.
The maltodextrin in Cheetos is made from corn. Bam. Knowledge. This is why I wear leather fingerless gloves all the time, so I look even more bad ass when I snap my fingers. You can see it. I'm in your head.
If someone uses anything other than a PC to game with they're plebeians with poor eyesight. My eyesight is actually 20/10 so I wear prescription sunglasses.
I've drawn better unicorns in my sleep (to be fair I've drawn a lot of unicorns)
Consider your clever little 'starterpack' destroyed, /u/Glibhat
Does watching an episode of Rick and Morty make you lose your virginity?" To answer your question, first, let's discuss what is virginity. What IS virginity? Let's use the colloquial definition of virginity, that is "A virgin is someone who has not rubbed their private parts on someone else's private parts for some duration of time". Notice that you do not actually have to ejaculate, or reach orgasm, to lose your virginity. In order to lose your virginity you simply need to experience sex, which is the rubbing of genitals together, for some duration of time. Great, so we know what it means to be a virgin, and what it means to lose your virginity. There is one thing you may not have noticed about this definition, however, and that is the duration of time that you must rub your privates against another person's privates in order to lose your virginity. Is a man who sticks his dick into a woman still a virgin if he cums immediately? No, that is silly. He has lost his virginity to that woman. Let's take this a bit further, is a man whose dick only grazes the vagina's entrance before cumming into it still a virgin? No, he is not, despite not even being able to feel the sexual contact. If that man's dick had not actually grazed the entrance to the vagina but only came infinitely close to touching it, well, he still would have experienced the same thing because in either situation he would have not felt it. Thus, we use deductive reasoning to determine that, while one must rub one's genitals against another's to lose one's virginity, this is the equivalent to one not rubbing his genitals against another's; that is to say, therefore, that one does not have to touch genital's with another to lose one's virginity. If one's imagination is able to offer a convincing enough experience, then one has lost their virginity outside of their imagination whilst only experiencing sex in their imagination. So let's restate our definition of virginity. Taking the no-touch requirement we explored before into consideration. Virgin - "a virgin is someone who has not experienced sex, whether that be physical or convincing imagined sex". Someone who has lost their virginity - "someone who has experienced sex, or has experienced convincing imaginary sex". If convincing imaginary sex is in effect the equivalent to physical sex, let us define the term "effective sex". Effective sex - "a life-changing experience, physical or mental, real or imagined, that causes one's identity to change in the sense that they no longer feel that the term 'virgin' and all the things associated with it can be used as an accurate descriptor of them anymore". Ah! Allow me to take a short, mental break after such a rigorous exploration of virginity. We will finish our thoughts afterwards. ... Let's get back to it, fellow intellectuals! As Albert Einstein once said, no time like the present! Of course, Einstein's work (which many have said is merely a semantics-based interpretation of the work of other scientists who do not receive the name recognition he does) would later lead to the bombing of millions of innocent Japanese civilians. Burning women and children alive in their homes while their husbands were overseas fighting. If they had been with them at the time, however, they still would not have been able to defend against the bomb. Ba! Imagine, a Japanese army clanging their swords up against an atom bomb in a desperate attempt to defeat it. Ahahahahaha, it is quite humorous to conjure up such an image in one's mind, although it would be quite tragic to witness it. Metaphorically, I believe that intellectual exploration is as influential as Einstein (a Jewish man, by the way, which absolutely has nothing to do with his name recognition), but in a peaceful, less abrasive way. Like an atom bomb, a good intellectual argument is unable to be countered, no matter how much manpower or courage one possesses. So the initial question which was proposed was whether or not watching an episode of Rick and Morty can be considered the equivalent to losing your virginity in the time-tested way of rubbing ones genitals against another's genitals until ejaculation or alternatively orgasm has been achieved. Well, from our prior deconstruction of virginity, we know that virginity is lost by participating in effective sex. Effective sex - "a life-changing experience, physical or mental, real or imagined, that causes ones identity to change in the sense that they no longer feel that the term 'virgin' and all things associated with it can be used as an accurate descriptor of them anymore". Well, to the question "Can watching an episode of Rick and Morty be considered losing your virginity?", I boldly answer YES - yes, of course it can! Think about it, when you watch Rick and Morty, how does it make you feel? For an intellectual, Rick and Morty touches them in ways normal media does not. It shatters their ego as an intellectual into pieces, alas not destroying it in its entirety, only with the most honest intentions of allowing them to deconstruct it in an even more intellectually robust form. Thus, if they were virgins prior to the viewing of said episode of Rick and Morty, the element of their ego, their identity that tells them "yes, you identify as a virgin" is now destroyed. Thus, for an intellectual, watching an episode of Rick and Morty is the equivalent to losing said intellectual's virginity. HOWEVER, I should note, that for a pleb, watching an episode of Rick and Morty will not have the same effect as he will not be able to truly understand it, and therefore his ego will not be shattered, as he will not even be able to comprehend the intellectualism the show presents in its true form. He may laugh, me may chuckle, but the intellectualism will be totally lost on him. Hell, he may even feel as if he understood it for its intellectual proposals. Perhaps he will tell people at parties that he has lost his virginity via Rick and Morty, but the pleb will know, and the people will know, if not too polite to call him out, that he has not truly lost his virginity. Only the intellectual's virginity is lost via watching an episode of Rick and Morty. I hereby conclude from this rigorous intellectual exploration of the question "Does watching an episode of Rick and Morty cause you to lose your virginity?" to be answerable, and that answer is "YES! - If you are an
harvard undergrad. Many people always ask me how I was able to get into Harvard as a 16 year old who skipped 3 grades of high school. They think I got in because of my scholarly records, but no the key is the interview.
As I sat in the Harvard Dean's office in front of the board of reviewers for my application, the Dean asks me "Why should you be a good candidate for this school?" They seemed bored but I replied "Well I was born a child prodigy, placed 1st in my state spelling bee for three consecutive years, I can speak eight different languages not counting Latin, play four different instruments, I skipped grades 4 through 6, and graduated my high school as valedictorian at the age of 14. I then worked as an intern at both Telsa, and NASA." Suddenly the room burst into laughter and many of board instantly started scribbling down "No" near the application check marks. The Dean says "Sorry but you are just not the type we are looking for." But then I said "Excuse me but I wasn't finished... I watch Rick and Morty" The Dean looked at me like an idiot and said "So....?" Then I replied with a smile "And I understand all the references and subtle jokes" An audible gasp let out by the board was so loud the secretary had to come in. You could hear a pin drop and then suddenly all at once the entire board clicked their pens on the "Approved Box" and I was instantly handed a diploma and now I'm teaching advanced physicals there. I guess you can say I'm pretty smart. :)
I gotcha. Pretty sure a neckbeard would have a MLP plushie with a hole cut in the bottom just big enough for a fleshlight, though. In fact, I think I've seen that picture on 4chan.
As I understand it, incels aren't just looking for a wet hole. They know a prozzie would just be going through the motions. Like many of us, they desire (((love))) and authentic companionship. It's too bad their personalities act as a force field to keep that shit away.
Well, they at least have a personality. I have known people that had a personality of a wet paper bag that still had a girlfriend. Why don't they go for a tard? Someone so incredibly stupid that they can convince them that they're Jesus. Ugly chicks also need dick, why not go for them? They can't have fucking standards if they act like mopey bitches like they do. If they want companionship, they should get a dog. A dog ain't going to take half of your shit when they find an upgrade.
An ugly chick would appreciate any person giving them attention. If they can't fuck an ugly chick, they aren't really that hard up.
put things that aren’t in the pack but cross it out
Yes the meme is a visual representation of an expository essay (actual writing being too hard) so crossing things out is the compare and contrast of that graphical form of tropes.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-11-03
This is a nice post and all, but I'm guessing that the only reason anyone is even arguing about this because these people believe 3D is superior to 2D.
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1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-11-03
Bunch of bullies ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
1 wokeaspie 2017-11-03
lol @ all the incels showing up to say I DON'T DO ANY OF THAT AND I WORK OUT AND EAT HEALTHY AND I'M STILL A VIRGIN BOO HOO
It's cuz you're 5'6, bro. Time to reroll imo
1 incineratechicken 2017-11-03
If your height+penis length < 6' 10", just end it
1 wokeaspie 2017-11-03
Barely made it, phew 👌
1 aqouta 2017-11-03
I'm glad I make that with penis alone because I'm short.
1 incineratechicken 2017-11-03
I think it's a solid metric because of that. Ron Jeremy was 5'6", after all.
1 D4ddyDr4m4 2017-11-03
So is Jeremy Piven
1 TipTupKek 2017-11-03
phew thought i was doomed as a 3'4" midget but my four foot gargantuan penis saves me once again
1 Neon_needles 2017-11-03
PM me. 540, BBW, 6'4
1 icyhat 2017-11-03
I have you beat, I double my height because I'm one giant dick.
1 Tzcar 2017-11-03
1 ltedt 2017-11-03
Dang it, im 6'5" but only have a 1" dingus 😢😣😫
1 Talonek 2017-11-03
Shouldn't have put so many character points into height
1 Ylajali_2002 2017-11-03
if only you were 6'9" you'd be all good.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-11-03
u/ed_butteredtoast alt?
1 ltedt 2017-11-03
Don't let my secret out, man
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-11-03
I know for a fact that you can still get gussy even at this lofty height.
1 wokeaspie 2017-11-03
Tom Cruise doesn't count, he's rich and has a basement full of sex slaves in some Church of Scientology somewhere. Have you even seen Going Clear?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-11-03
1 wokeaspie 2017-11-03
What are you, some kind of pint-sized Chad? You should write self-help books for the other manlets.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-11-03
My wife would kill me if I wrote a book on how to pick up chicks.
1 wokeaspie 2017-11-03
It sounds like you have a monogamous relationship, which is creepy, problematic and oppressive. It's 2017, have you considered opening your relationship? I'm sure Jamal or Daquan would love to open your wife ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-11-03
Neither of us wants to go to to prison for murder
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-03
Wow you're so boring ugh
1 nomad1c 2017-11-03
i'm 5'7 and have been quite the slut
1 eKoto 2017-11-03
Move to japan or Korea where the average height is much lower than the US
1 ChadwinThundercock 2017-11-03
Remember the golden rule of /r/Drama: UPVOTE ALL LOLCOWS
1 Ashtrayzs 2017-11-03
No. The rule is not to downvote them. Not to actively upvote them.
1 ChadwinThundercock 2017-11-03
No, upvote them so they reach the top
1 giroth 2017-11-03
They are gracious enough to visit our wonderful sub, least we can do is give them an upvote
1 ffbtaw 2017-11-03
If all you fucks didn't downvote them I wouldn't have to upvote them.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-03
Downvote OP! :p
1 wisty 2017-11-03
You can be a fat, neckbearded nerd and get laid on a reasonably frequent basis.
It's just a matter of hitting on women. Do 10% of the women you hit on end up getting you laid? 1%? Unless you are completely autistic, morbidly obese, unfunny, and ugly as fuck, it will be way higher than 1% (once you've got developed your "game" - e.g. had enough practice to have a bit of confidence).
And it helps if you avoid the "friend zone" - women will judge you as a short term prospect or a long term prospect. If you seem like a long-term prospect then you're held to a higher standard. It's true the other way too - would you be more likely to hook up with a clingy girl who might be "the one", or Scumbag Stacy who you'll probably never see again?
Yeah, the feminists will say that hitting on women is totally not OK, and you should befriend women but not hit on them or be a nice guy and eventually it will get you laid. (insert joke about male feminists).
The meninists / red pillers will say you need to be 6' or more, squat 4 plates and learn a whole new dialect of retarded leet speak (hamstering?) or bitch about how hard it is for them to get laid when all they do is LARP as "Chads" on the internet, ignore them too.
Just get out, be cocky and a little sleazy (depending on the context - don't get fired) and play the numbers game.
Assuming you're the kind of degenerate who's into gross gussy.
1 RichEvansSextape 2017-11-03
/r/Starterpacks regularly cannibalizes their own. I wouldn't be shocked if within the next few goes we get a half-assed Counterpack by an incel this offended.
1 not_here_4_points 2017-11-03
Is there really a "their own" about it though. It's a big shit memeing sub. No one identifies with using it.
1 satanismyhomeboy 2017-11-03
I've just cracked my fingers.
It's time to lay down some truth, yo.
Reddit & Memey is funny shit, yo. I see a lot of myself in Rick. I've sent letters but haven't gotten a reply yet.
Tendies are a delicacy. Yeah, I said it. Deal with it.
The maltodextrin in Cheetos is made from corn. Bam. Knowledge. This is why I wear leather fingerless gloves all the time, so I look even more bad ass when I snap my fingers. You can see it. I'm in your head.
If someone uses anything other than a PC to game with they're plebeians with poor eyesight. My eyesight is actually 20/10 so I wear prescription sunglasses.
I've drawn better unicorns in my sleep (to be fair I've drawn a lot of unicorns)
Consider your clever little 'starterpack' destroyed, /u/Glibhat
1 evil_alt 2017-11-03
Girls will choose a tall handsome skeleton with shit facial hair over a perfectly groomed normie with six pack abs every time. They only want chad.
1 MyStupiderAccount 2017-11-03
Wait, which one of those guys is named chad?
1 TOGSolid 2017-11-03
Both of them.
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-11-03
If I can get laid at 5 those fucking virgins have no excuse
1 wokeaspie 2017-11-03
How is your relationship with your dad these days, anyway?
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-11-03
It's uncle. Stop pretending his dad cares enough about him to actually rape him.
1 OniTan 2017-11-03
No way he knows who his dad is.
1 freet0 2017-11-03
1 RaiserOfHell 2017-11-03
Does watching an episode of Rick and Morty make you lose your virginity?" To answer your question, first, let's discuss what is virginity. What IS virginity? Let's use the colloquial definition of virginity, that is "A virgin is someone who has not rubbed their private parts on someone else's private parts for some duration of time". Notice that you do not actually have to ejaculate, or reach orgasm, to lose your virginity. In order to lose your virginity you simply need to experience sex, which is the rubbing of genitals together, for some duration of time. Great, so we know what it means to be a virgin, and what it means to lose your virginity. There is one thing you may not have noticed about this definition, however, and that is the duration of time that you must rub your privates against another person's privates in order to lose your virginity. Is a man who sticks his dick into a woman still a virgin if he cums immediately? No, that is silly. He has lost his virginity to that woman. Let's take this a bit further, is a man whose dick only grazes the vagina's entrance before cumming into it still a virgin? No, he is not, despite not even being able to feel the sexual contact. If that man's dick had not actually grazed the entrance to the vagina but only came infinitely close to touching it, well, he still would have experienced the same thing because in either situation he would have not felt it. Thus, we use deductive reasoning to determine that, while one must rub one's genitals against another's to lose one's virginity, this is the equivalent to one not rubbing his genitals against another's; that is to say, therefore, that one does not have to touch genital's with another to lose one's virginity. If one's imagination is able to offer a convincing enough experience, then one has lost their virginity outside of their imagination whilst only experiencing sex in their imagination. So let's restate our definition of virginity. Taking the no-touch requirement we explored before into consideration. Virgin - "a virgin is someone who has not experienced sex, whether that be physical or convincing imagined sex". Someone who has lost their virginity - "someone who has experienced sex, or has experienced convincing imaginary sex". If convincing imaginary sex is in effect the equivalent to physical sex, let us define the term "effective sex". Effective sex - "a life-changing experience, physical or mental, real or imagined, that causes one's identity to change in the sense that they no longer feel that the term 'virgin' and all the things associated with it can be used as an accurate descriptor of them anymore". Ah! Allow me to take a short, mental break after such a rigorous exploration of virginity. We will finish our thoughts afterwards. ... Let's get back to it, fellow intellectuals! As Albert Einstein once said, no time like the present! Of course, Einstein's work (which many have said is merely a semantics-based interpretation of the work of other scientists who do not receive the name recognition he does) would later lead to the bombing of millions of innocent Japanese civilians. Burning women and children alive in their homes while their husbands were overseas fighting. If they had been with them at the time, however, they still would not have been able to defend against the bomb. Ba! Imagine, a Japanese army clanging their swords up against an atom bomb in a desperate attempt to defeat it. Ahahahahaha, it is quite humorous to conjure up such an image in one's mind, although it would be quite tragic to witness it. Metaphorically, I believe that intellectual exploration is as influential as Einstein (a Jewish man, by the way, which absolutely has nothing to do with his name recognition), but in a peaceful, less abrasive way. Like an atom bomb, a good intellectual argument is unable to be countered, no matter how much manpower or courage one possesses. So the initial question which was proposed was whether or not watching an episode of Rick and Morty can be considered the equivalent to losing your virginity in the time-tested way of rubbing ones genitals against another's genitals until ejaculation or alternatively orgasm has been achieved. Well, from our prior deconstruction of virginity, we know that virginity is lost by participating in effective sex. Effective sex - "a life-changing experience, physical or mental, real or imagined, that causes ones identity to change in the sense that they no longer feel that the term 'virgin' and all things associated with it can be used as an accurate descriptor of them anymore". Well, to the question "Can watching an episode of Rick and Morty be considered losing your virginity?", I boldly answer YES - yes, of course it can! Think about it, when you watch Rick and Morty, how does it make you feel? For an intellectual, Rick and Morty touches them in ways normal media does not. It shatters their ego as an intellectual into pieces, alas not destroying it in its entirety, only with the most honest intentions of allowing them to deconstruct it in an even more intellectually robust form. Thus, if they were virgins prior to the viewing of said episode of Rick and Morty, the element of their ego, their identity that tells them "yes, you identify as a virgin" is now destroyed. Thus, for an intellectual, watching an episode of Rick and Morty is the equivalent to losing said intellectual's virginity. HOWEVER, I should note, that for a pleb, watching an episode of Rick and Morty will not have the same effect as he will not be able to truly understand it, and therefore his ego will not be shattered, as he will not even be able to comprehend the intellectualism the show presents in its true form. He may laugh, me may chuckle, but the intellectualism will be totally lost on him. Hell, he may even feel as if he understood it for its intellectual proposals. Perhaps he will tell people at parties that he has lost his virginity via Rick and Morty, but the pleb will know, and the people will know, if not too polite to call him out, that he has not truly lost his virginity. Only the intellectual's virginity is lost via watching an episode of Rick and Morty. I hereby conclude from this rigorous intellectual exploration of the question "Does watching an episode of Rick and Morty cause you to lose your virginity?" to be answerable, and that answer is "YES! - If you are an
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-11-03
An what OP? I need to know!
1 RaiserOfHell 2017-11-03
harvard undergrad. Many people always ask me how I was able to get into Harvard as a 16 year old who skipped 3 grades of high school. They think I got in because of my scholarly records, but no the key is the interview. As I sat in the Harvard Dean's office in front of the board of reviewers for my application, the Dean asks me "Why should you be a good candidate for this school?" They seemed bored but I replied "Well I was born a child prodigy, placed 1st in my state spelling bee for three consecutive years, I can speak eight different languages not counting Latin, play four different instruments, I skipped grades 4 through 6, and graduated my high school as valedictorian at the age of 14. I then worked as an intern at both Telsa, and NASA." Suddenly the room burst into laughter and many of board instantly started scribbling down "No" near the application check marks. The Dean says "Sorry but you are just not the type we are looking for." But then I said "Excuse me but I wasn't finished... I watch Rick and Morty" The Dean looked at me like an idiot and said "So....?" Then I replied with a smile "And I understand all the references and subtle jokes" An audible gasp let out by the board was so loud the secretary had to come in. You could hear a pin drop and then suddenly all at once the entire board clicked their pens on the "Approved Box" and I was instantly handed a diploma and now I'm teaching advanced physicals there. I guess you can say I'm pretty smart. :)
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-11-03
Truly a great work.
As a copy pasta copy editor I do take note to this:
I believe this should be "infinitesimally close to touching it."
1 hlary 2017-11-03
sounds like some sort of quora answer on a IQ thread
1 aliceunknown 2017-11-03
Rick and Morty sucks monkey balls anyway. South Park is way better.
1 niggerpenis 2017-11-03
When I watch Rick and Morty it makes me HAVE SEX
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-03
Hot!
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-11-03
I'd say that adding captions for half those pictures shows exactly what they think of their target demo's cranial capacity.
1 aliceunknown 2017-11-03
To be fair, that Pooh plushie on the bed looks very snuggly.
~fapfapfap~
1 wokeaspie 2017-11-03
Shouldn't that be ~schlickschlickschlick~? You tryin' to tell us something, Alice?
1 aliceunknown 2017-11-03
I'm imagining what a neckbeard would do with a Pooh plush, fyi.
~Makes vulgar gesture with hands~
1 wokeaspie 2017-11-03
I gotcha. Pretty sure a neckbeard would have a MLP plushie with a hole cut in the bottom just big enough for a fleshlight, though. In fact, I think I've seen that picture on 4chan.
1 giroth 2017-11-03
Is "schlickschlickschlick" an onomatopoeia for a woman masturbating?
Have you ever been near a woman? That's not what it sounds like.
1 wokeaspie 2017-11-03
lol like you would know. Schlick is definitely a thing, tho
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2017-11-03
How are so many redditers unaware that you can just rent girls?
1 wokeaspie 2017-11-03
As I understand it, incels aren't just looking for a wet hole. They know a prozzie would just be going through the motions. Like many of us, they desire (((love))) and authentic companionship. It's too bad their personalities act as a force field to keep that shit away.
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2017-11-03
That sounds pretty gay. You sure they ain't just homos?
1 wokeaspie 2017-11-03
I think a lot of their problems would be solved if they were. Gay men will literally fuck anything
1 icyhat 2017-11-03
Well, they at least have a personality. I have known people that had a personality of a wet paper bag that still had a girlfriend. Why don't they go for a tard? Someone so incredibly stupid that they can convince them that they're Jesus. Ugly chicks also need dick, why not go for them? They can't have fucking standards if they act like mopey bitches like they do. If they want companionship, they should get a dog. A dog ain't going to take half of your shit when they find an upgrade.
An ugly chick would appreciate any person giving them attention. If they can't fuck an ugly chick, they aren't really that hard up.
1 ahbslldud 2017-11-03
Idk man, even ugly chicks would rather be celibate than fuck one of these psychos.
1 jet199 2017-11-03
They just want a sex slave who can't leave and whose subservience pumps up their ego all day. Let's not pretend it's romantic.
1 wokeaspie 2017-11-03
Well if /r/incels wasn't private for some reason, we could ask them. You're probably right, though. Mail-order brides ftw!
1 icyhat 2017-11-03
Renting them is a fuckload cheaper than buying the cow.
1 SenatorCoryGardner 2017-11-03
So now they just put things that aren’t in the pack but cross it out.
Could this meme get any funnier?
1 bareballzthebitch 2017-11-03
Yes the meme is a visual representation of an expository essay (actual writing being too hard) so crossing things out is the compare and contrast of that graphical form of tropes.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2017-11-03
Motherfuckers laugh but jerking it three times a day cuts the risk of prostate cancer down by 1/3!
My prostate is as strong as a chad's bicep!
1 stevemisor 2017-11-03
Are those chicken tinders?
FUCK YA
1 giroth 2017-11-03
TENDIES not TINDERS you NORMIE
1 odintal 2017-11-03
Those are called male feminist allies.