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Where can I pick up my Antifa issued rifle?

I mean, I'm not turning down a free gun, and I was promised one.

They're handing out a free Taurus and hi point AR to all comrades

I bought a Taurus TCP once. I broke it third time out on the range. I had only put maybe 300 rounds through it.

I really wish Taurus would sponsor ISIS.

Tbh, the military should just drop loaded Taurus on ISIS. It'll be like cluster bombs

Nah, mate, just drop a bunch of P320's down a staircase. Instant full-auto conversion.

It's a Prius, the revolution will be a bloodbath but we want to reduce our carbon footprint

I'm gonna get v& if I show up ain't I?

>not already having a mosin

what's it like being this alt-right?

Actually I'm South Park Neutral. I'm arming myself with funds from both sides to keep myself safe when shit hits the fan.

We will be meeting at 8 am EST

It's Saturday! Not gonna be getting up that early.

Nice name btw

Back off slut! He's mine! 😡🔪

New snappy quote?

Sure! It's from here but improvised https://i.imgur.com/fHz0UeR.gifv and here's the scene http://youtu.be/NmmB9DGKqbE?t=1m57s

the scene is banned in America thanks NBC

it looks like Parks And Recreation though

Yes. Also fuck NBC.

Fewer

Now Trump is going to see the real power of the left. IMPEACH TRUMP!

I'm tweeting hard right now 🎃🎃

*except jews

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkrHYHqChlI

Don't worry (((Fat Mike))) we won't call you white.

I’ve eaten Durian fruit, I’ve eaten raw bugs, I’ve eaten the most pungent fish, I’ve drank spoiled milk , I’ve tasted my partner after 2 weeks of not showering and Eggs still have to be the worst thing I’ve ever put into my mouth, no I do not like them :(

Can you eat me out? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ) ͡°

I'm a Shaman.

So I naturally love a chick who is fiercely intelligent, strongly independent, open minded but also at the same time, someone who lacks life experience.

I'm the guy who you first Trip LSD With, I’m the guy who you experience your first concert with, l'm your first true love, I'm your virginity claimer. l'm the guy who you find yourself in when you realize how lost you are in life. I'm your best friend, and to a certain degree l'm your only friend, because only someone like me can understand someone like you. (Atleast only until you begin to understand yourself)

I only fall in love with Virgins, Pure souls, and the inexperienced.

I know a virgin when I see one.

Reasons why women are the embodiment of evil

Society view femoids as the benevolent creatures of light that can do no wrong. They think that cum dumpsters are nothing but angels that should be compensated and put in a godlike pedestals because they happen to be born with a vagina. But society is wrong. Bitches are nothing but natural born psycho(paths). They are pure and utter evil, who have no thoughts or feelings and should be seen as the malevolent creatures they truly are.

Here are the reasons why:

• Femoids pretend to be victims whenever they want so they can get their way.

• Femoids accuse men of false ra(pe) allegations only to get them convicted for a lifetime.

• Femoids are hypocritical creatures that say one thing only to do the complete opposite.

• Femoids are pathological liars who never say the truth; which is why you can't believe anything that comes out of their mouths.

• Femoids are masters manipulators who will exploit innocent souls to get what they want.

• Femoids treat a large percentage of the population (ugly men) as subhuman.

• Femoid are racists who solely reject men due their race.

• Femoids are hypergamous sluts who reject men of their own footing for genetically superior males.

• Femoid love shaming/rejecting men due to things that they have no control of (example: looks, height, cawk size, and etc).

• Femoids will reject a man because he is a virigin.

• Femoids are not capable of loving or caring towards men, unless the man is Chad/Tyrone/Chang.

• Femoids are serial killers who end the life's of thousands and thousands of unborn children.

• Femoids are child abusers who put their children in hormone therapy in a very young age.

• Femoids take away attention from males oriented mental illnesses such as depression only to make it about themselves.

• Femoids condemn countless of men to suuicide and feel nothing about it.

• Femoids are all unloyal and untrustworthy cunts who will cheat no matter how good they appear to be.

• Femoids are gold-digging whores who marry men solely due to money only to divorce them and take half of their shit.

• Femoids are deceptive cunts who show a facade of false emotions to a man only to lead him on and use him to get what they wants.

• Femoids take joy in bullying, shaming, mocking ugly men whenever they can.

• Femoid appear to show that they are creatures of emotion and compassion, but only in an attempt of virtue signalling so they can show the world how kind they are.

• Femoids only want a small part of the population to reproduce.

• Femoid not only take part in degenerate acts, but encourage others to do the same, which leads to the destruction of society.

• Femoids say that they care about Incels but won't provide them with sex.

Femoids are not capable of loving or caring towards men, unless the man is Chad/Tyrone/Chang.

Wtf is a Chang? Is that an asian Chad? Does u/EurasianTiger count as one?

An /r/Drama exclusive! The never-before-seen Trump sex tape!

Face fuck and 69? vaaaaary nice

Hello, Ed! 🤩

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Goddamnit I'm still on iOS 9. Pls no crypto-bullying using emojis :(

https://i.imgur.com/p6CUwgp.jpg

Using narwhal? Nice! Wanna try Apollo or better yet, Sync for Reddit? Sync is in beta tho. Plus I'm on the official Reddit app.

Yeah, I mostly use Narwhal but occasionally check post formatting with BaconReader and Safari. The only things Narwhal is missing are tables and lists but I don’t need those often enough to want to switch to another app.

Apollo yes. Sync too but with sync you can't directly upload pics to imgur from with in the app. Plus it's been buggy for me so I'd say try Apollo. I can't try apollo as it requires iOS 10 and I'm jailbroke on 9 but. It's $4 if you want to post and use dark mode and other neat features.

The very sweet old lady cutting my hair a second ago warned me that I need to stay home because apparently there will be roving bands of undetermined affiliation going on killing sprees around the country. She was very genuinely convinced and worried this was going to happen because her son had called from his naval base to warn her. It took me a minute to respond because I was somewhat taken aback by this completely unfamiliar universe that a lot of people live in. I also was having trouble thinking of how to tell her she'll be ok and there isn't anything to worry about without implying her son is a dumb fuck. I think I was able to calm her down by explaining that it was just a widespread practical joke among the kidz. Long story short I think she bought it and won't even see it coming when we put her to the sword and expropriate her collection of ceramic roosters.

her collection of ceramic roosters.

Your hairdresser has a collection of ceramic cocks?

Same thing happened to me but before I left I just decapitated her with the same scissors she used to trim my hair, the revolution has begun comrade.

I'm gonna do my part by masturbating to blacked.com.

FUCK

I think of Hillary whenever I start to feel like it gets to be too much and the entire world turns against you.. It can't compare to the crushing injustice she suffered and continues to suffer. How despite continuously being despicably smeared and vilified, she can stand up strong and proud and say "I'm here, and I'm not going away".

If she can do it then maybe so can I..

We’re still having the coup? I thought we were just gonna let the (((Deep Impact))) State handle it now