Just because I feel like a want to say something edgy today - getting Lena Dunham's nudes is a fate worse than death...so she totally should, then again she would probably send them to Barron.
I see Lena Dunham as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Lena Dunham is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
I see Lena Dunham as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Well, let's look on the bright side -- if only 30m wymynz are undergoing emotional troubles due to Cheeto, then that's actually pretty good, means there's millions upon millions more who are normal!
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑 IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 💞Daddy💞 be nimble🚶🏻 Daddy be quick🏃🏻💨 Daddy has a rock🗿 hard dick 🍆😍! 1⃣cummy💦 2⃣cummy💦💦 3⃣cummy💦💦💦 4⃣💦💦💦💦! Daddy cums💦 so much he can't cum any more🙈🙉🙊! Ghost cummy👻💦 Ghost cummy👻💦 don't be scared❌😖❌! There's always more cummies💦👅 that can be shared👬! Daddy makes me ☁squishy☁ Daddy makes me 💧wet💧Daddy treats me like his little pet🐈🐩🐕! Send this to 69 💯TRUE💯 Daddy's or else you'll 🚫never🚫 get any cummies💦💦💦 again 😦😳😎 Woah💦 Woah💦 Woah💦 Hold on💦 Stick em UP🙆🙆🙆🙆 THAT'S RIGHT🔫 THIS IS A ROBBERY🔫 Hand over the CUMMIES🔫💦💦 and no DADDY😫👨😨 gets hurt 📨Send this to your naughtiest👄 little 👄partners in crime 😏🔫😏🔫 and you'll get 💰💰💰SACKS💰💰💰 OF CUMMIES🍆💦💦💦 Get 5🔳 back, you're a 💓squishy💓 little rebel without a cause💋💋💋💋💋 Get 10🔳 back, you're a 😎😎😎career cummie💦 criminal 🙆🔫🔫 bustin all the daddies👨🌽🍆 banks💰💴 Get 15🔳 back, you're a little 😼😼FAT CAT😻😻 with mad stacks💰💦 of CUMMIES💰💦 Get 20🔳 back, you're the 👑👑CUMMIE 💦💦💦 QUEEN👑👑 DICKCEMBER😫🍆☃ is cumming up santa's little hoes🎅🏼🎅🏼 you have ONE MONTH to find a daddy😍😋💦 👅 that will sure fill your stocking with his creamy eggnog😉🍆 so find those pair of jingle bells that you wanna rock around the christmas tree all night long🎄ride your daddy's reindeer all night like 🎅🏼 does with his sleigh ya slutty elf😫😉 so this DICKCEMBER be sure to suck on daddy's candy cane all day every day😋👅💦 💦💦Fuck me hard ❤️daddy💘❤️💦💦💯👌👈 I want your 😜😜gigantic cock🍆🍆 in my 🌟✨princess hole,👌👌👌💖 and I want you to 💥💥slam it in and out😍😍, fuck me good,💦💦💯💦🔥 I want you to 💗🌟hold me down😇😇 and fuck me👅💦👋🍑 until I can't take it anymore, 🔥🔥then keep going 💖daddy💖😊😊. By the time you're done,💦👌👈👈 I want your cock🍆🍆 to be 🔥🔥raw and throbbing💦💦👅, and all my holes filled😊😊😊
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-11-04
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1 SnackBier 2017-11-04
I can't even use the phrase "female fragility" because look at that thing.
1 DayOfTheRake 2017-11-04
She's built like a crumbling brick shithouse.
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2017-11-04
Can you imagine the size of her dumps.
1 RichEvansSextape 2017-11-04
I'm already dealing with enough psychological scars, no thank you.
1 TrailerParkBride 2017-11-04
I'm just gonna leave this here.
1 subpoutine 2017-11-04
Evidently we all value her little sister.
1 Matues49 2017-11-04
It's much easier than she thinks, tbh. She can just sent him her nudes.
1 neveryousay3 2017-11-04
Just because I feel like a want to say something edgy today - getting Lena Dunham's nudes is a fate worse than death...so she totally should, then again she would probably send them to Barron.
1 TrailerParkBride 2017-11-04
I see Lena Dunham as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Lena Dunham is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Lena Dunham does it for me.
1 ltedt 2017-11-04
I see Lena Dunham as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Lena Dunham does it for me.
1 better_bot 2017-11-04
A, a connoisseur. You would probably like down this alley, sir.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-11-04
da fuk
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2017-11-04
This is genius. I'm stealing this.
1 satanismyhomeboy 2017-11-04
Pasta is public domain
1 shitINtheCANDYdish 2017-11-04
Your comment made me strongly consider choosing now to live as a gay man.
1 Allanon_2020 2017-11-04
...so you can diddle kids?
1 shitINtheCANDYdish 2017-11-04
For what it's worth, Kevin seems to like 'em older than Lena.
1 M3mph 2017-11-04
Lena Dunham is the Dark Souls of human sexuality.
1 TOGSolid 2017-11-04
The only way to survive her is to roll away?
1 Scopejack 2017-11-04
Try jumping.
1 Morrigan101 2017-11-04
So a giant dad with lots of stamina, poise and health that has a big sword that is 2-handed can fix it?
1 IAintThatGuy 2017-11-04
It's called a hate boner. And it's the only legitimate reason ever to sleep with a white woman.
1 captainpriapism 2017-11-04
is this like that thing people get where the little voice tells them to do something dangerous and counter productive
1 ShaggyO_0Rogers 2017-11-04
Lena 👩 "Sister Fister 👧✊" Dunham for Democrat 🐴 Presidential 🏛 Candidate, 2020 !!!
1 DannyLee90 2017-11-04
RemindMe! 4 years "Did the Dems actually do it?"
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1 GeraldineGrapesGrace 2017-11-04
Don't be ridiculous, they're 💯 gonna pick Hillary again
1 DannyLee90 2017-11-04
It pains me how inevitable that is.
1 a_normal_human 2017-11-04
She still owns the DNC. It's not like they have a choice.
1 grep_var_log 2017-11-04
It's her turn, again.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-04
RemindMe! 4 years "Did I still post bussy in r/drama?"
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2017-11-04
"Grab Them By The Pussy! Dunham for Prez!"
1 Arthe 2017-11-04
1 neveryousay3 2017-11-04
You just made an enemy out of me...I was going to eat my dinner you know.
1 neveryousay3 2017-11-04
You just made an enemy out of me...I was going to eat my dinner you know.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-11-04
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn977W9HjWM
1 PM-ME-Y0UR-NUDES 2017-11-04
Who is this ugly bitch?
1 Think_Once 2017-11-04
Someone who makes more money than you.
1 PM-ME-Y0UR-NUDES 2017-11-04
Lmao
1 Think_Once 2017-11-04
I would laugh too.
1 Gil-Gandel 2017-11-04
Narrow it down a bit for a bro?
1 SuperObviousShill 2017-11-04
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_immunity
1 Mexagon 2017-11-04
Daiky reminder this sister fister was allowed to introduce Hillary Clinton at the DNC.
1 ltedt 2017-11-04
Hollywood has a pedo problem and all the women are involved too
1 RichEvansSextape 2017-11-04
Daily reminder that Sarah Silverman told Berniebros to go fuck themselves on live television.
I'm sad I didn't appreciate the disaster that was Hillary's campaign until it imploded.
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1 RichEvansSextape 2017-11-04
Good bot
1 Mort_DeRire 2017-11-04
She is a legend and was right. Berniebros needed to and sill need to fuck themselves.
Anybody who ever supported Bernie should be goulaged.
1 RichEvansSextape 2017-11-04
Tell me where the small incompetent Socialist touched you.
1 strathmeyer 2017-11-04
You guys should think about how your obsession is affecting your lives.
1 InternetLawyerESQ 2017-11-04
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1 wootfatigue 2017-11-04
No, money down!
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2017-11-04
Well, let's look on the bright side -- if only 30m wymynz are undergoing emotional troubles due to Cheeto, then that's actually pretty good, means there's millions upon millions more who are normal!
1 Baconlightning 2017-11-04
my sides
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2017-11-04
I dislike trump too but she needs to shut the fuck up because all she does is turn people off and then will support him out of spite
1 Sober_Sloth 2017-11-04
Yeah I disliked Trump but then I saw a tweet by Lena Dunham and I turned into a moron.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2017-11-04
No I'm saying that she is so hateable that some people will go against her just for the hell of it
1 glmox 2017-11-04
it's true, i'm a centipede now
1 zahlman 2017-11-04
Really? Nobody else posted it yet? Fine...
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-04
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑 IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 💞Daddy💞 be nimble🚶🏻 Daddy be quick🏃🏻💨 Daddy has a rock🗿 hard dick 🍆😍! 1⃣cummy💦 2⃣cummy💦💦 3⃣cummy💦💦💦 4⃣💦💦💦💦! Daddy cums💦 so much he can't cum any more🙈🙉🙊! Ghost cummy👻💦 Ghost cummy👻💦 don't be scared❌😖❌! There's always more cummies💦👅 that can be shared👬! Daddy makes me ☁squishy☁ Daddy makes me 💧wet💧Daddy treats me like his little pet🐈🐩🐕! Send this to 69 💯TRUE💯 Daddy's or else you'll 🚫never🚫 get any cummies💦💦💦 again 😦😳😎 Woah💦 Woah💦 Woah💦 Hold on💦 Stick em UP🙆🙆🙆🙆 THAT'S RIGHT🔫 THIS IS A ROBBERY🔫 Hand over the CUMMIES🔫💦💦 and no DADDY😫👨😨 gets hurt 📨Send this to your naughtiest👄 little 👄partners in crime 😏🔫😏🔫 and you'll get 💰💰💰SACKS💰💰💰 OF CUMMIES🍆💦💦💦 Get 5🔳 back, you're a 💓squishy💓 little rebel without a cause💋💋💋💋💋 Get 10🔳 back, you're a 😎😎😎career cummie💦 criminal 🙆🔫🔫 bustin all the daddies👨🌽🍆 banks💰💴 Get 15🔳 back, you're a little 😼😼FAT CAT😻😻 with mad stacks💰💦 of CUMMIES💰💦 Get 20🔳 back, you're the 👑👑CUMMIE 💦💦💦 QUEEN👑👑 DICKCEMBER😫🍆☃ is cumming up santa's little hoes🎅🏼🎅🏼 you have ONE MONTH to find a daddy😍😋💦 👅 that will sure fill your stocking with his creamy eggnog😉🍆 so find those pair of jingle bells that you wanna rock around the christmas tree all night long🎄ride your daddy's reindeer all night like 🎅🏼 does with his sleigh ya slutty elf😫😉 so this DICKCEMBER be sure to suck on daddy's candy cane all day every day😋👅💦 💦💦Fuck me hard ❤️daddy💘❤️💦💦💯👌👈 I want your 😜😜gigantic cock🍆🍆 in my 🌟✨princess hole,👌👌👌💖 and I want you to 💥💥slam it in and out😍😍, fuck me good,💦💦💯💦🔥 I want you to 💗🌟hold me down😇😇 and fuck me👅💦👋🍑 until I can't take it anymore, 🔥🔥then keep going 💖daddy💖😊😊. By the time you're done,💦👌👈👈 I want your cock🍆🍆 to be 🔥🔥raw and throbbing💦💦👅, and all my holes filled😊😊😊
1 Gil-Gandel 2017-11-04
My eyes, my poor eyes...
1 aliceunknown 2017-11-04
Is she gonna crush asphyxiate them? 😱
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-04
Lena Dunham should physically remove her fist from her sister's baby-hole.
1 IAintThatGuy 2017-11-04
Do you call it that because it's the hole babies fall out of, or because Lena started fisting her sister when she was still a baby?
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-04
Yes
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-11-04
ONE OF US
1 ahbslldud 2017-11-04
THATS NOT HOW EMOTIONAL DISTRESS LAWSUITS WORK
1 high_octane_cooler 2017-11-04
Imagine thinking you can sue the president out of office because it rubs you the wrong way
The absolute state of liberal american women in 2017
1 TrailerParkBride 2017-11-04
https://i.redd.it/kptos5ccnnsz.jpg
1 Orsonius 2017-11-04
why dont 30k women just actually physically remove donald?
1 imabadbadbitch 2017-11-04
America was a mistake.
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-04
LENA 2020
Give Daddy a Shot at Actually Being Reelected
1 aggressiveshitpost 2017-11-04
Now do you understand why I'm crusading to destroy degeneracy?
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2017-11-04
WTF! I like Pinochet now!
1 MG87 2017-11-04
God don't make me side with the small moon
1 PM_YOUR_TAN_TITS 2017-11-04
I hope she chokes on the loose tab that fell into her can of La Croix.