Look at how far down the eyes are on the dude. Smh, this is why you don't fuck your cousins, pplz. You'll have a disfigured child who also fucks their cousins.
Surprisingly, this is something I haven't seen brought up on here before, I've lurked on this subreddit for a long time but I have not seen much mentioned about cuttlefish or other obscure animals that I've had relations with. That truly is a shame because cuttlefish sex is a very unique experience apart from the mainstream zoo's focus on mammals.
I'm seriously considering doing a much broader series on my experience with animals rarely or never mentioned on here perhaps to get some interesting discussions started, maybe broaden our perspective a bit. I digress, today at least we're going to be talking about what it's like to have sex with cuttlefish.
In many ways, I can understand why we don't see cuttlefish mentioned in the zoo community too often. They're not exactly easy to get, they're for much more advanced aquarists at the very least. Also they're not your typical experience when it comes to the parts, it's a whole new ballgame and I can see why some zoos would be reluctant.
However, despite all of this, cuttlefish are very intelligent, adventurous, adaptable, and passionate lovers. The true nature of their libido and gender fluidity has been somewhat neglected by mainstream biology.
Cuttlefish are difficult to get due to their relatively short lifespan compared to other mollusks like them, and the fact that they're difficult to ship due to transporter's fear of them inking during transit, suffocating themselves. Furthermore, overall they're very finicky animals to ship. I won't go into too much detail for now since it's quite dry and I know you all want to get to the good part.
If you want more information on how to obtain and properly keep a cuttlefish healthy, ask me about it. For now, what you really need to know is that I keep multiple cuttlefish, all primarily identify as male, all sexually mature, all very healthy, and I have casual sex with pretty much all of them, and I know each of their personalities and such.
They have to be kept apart a lot of the time due to how aggressive males can be with other males.
Specifically, they are of the species Sepia officinalis one of the more long lived varieties, and also among the larger. I keep them all in a larger indoor pool that I sunk a lot of money into to make sure it is well oxygenated, acclimated, and clean. Also, big enough that I can sort of step in for some sex.
What you need to know about cuttlefish is that their sex organs are mostly near their mouth parts, and the mouth parts themselves have a role in foreplay. You won't see them use their arms or tentacles in the stereotypical way that tentacle porn would show it, but they definitely use their two tentacles to hold on to you.
As you begin to become more experienced with each other and can communicate through the language of pleasure, they'll catch on to how you like them to use their arms to enhance your pleasure. You'll learn how to behave in the way that gives them the most enjoyment as well.
Make no mistake, cuttlefish get a lot of pleasure from sex, most animals do they just experience it and show it in a different way. They're more reproduction oriented, and females don't live long after they reproduce, therefore not giving them much opportunity. However, male cuttlefish have a lot of untapped potential and can live very varied and active sex lives when with a human partner who doesn't die after they lay their eggs.
Initiating sex with a cuttlefish is obviously difficult due to the fundamental differences in communication and reflexes, however cuttlefish are very smart and once you begin to spend some time with them, they'll pick up on your signals, and you'll pick up on theirs. It's a matter of gradual non-confrontational interaction, letting them see you not as a threat, and soon seeing you as a potential mate.
Sex with cuttlefish is very unique, sex with multiple cuttlefish is even better, sensory overload, all of them grasping onto various parts of your body, grappling on you, nipping and rubbing on you with their beak and sperm sac, god.
Anyway, this post has been long enough, I'm interested to hear what you think.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-11-04
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1 neveryousay3 2017-11-04
You are right again Snappy, in fact the cop look like a victim of incest too...I think I puked a little...and found long lost cousins of Lena Dunham.
1 Matues49 2017-11-04
OK, who is who in those mugshots tho?
1 aliceunknown 2017-11-04
1 shaneoffline 2017-11-04
Perfect
1 aliceunknown 2017-11-04
Look at how far down the eyes are on the dude. Smh, this is why you don't fuck your cousins, pplz. You'll have a disfigured child who also fucks their cousins.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-04
SEX WITH CUTTLEFISH
Surprisingly, this is something I haven't seen brought up on here before, I've lurked on this subreddit for a long time but I have not seen much mentioned about cuttlefish or other obscure animals that I've had relations with. That truly is a shame because cuttlefish sex is a very unique experience apart from the mainstream zoo's focus on mammals.
I'm seriously considering doing a much broader series on my experience with animals rarely or never mentioned on here perhaps to get some interesting discussions started, maybe broaden our perspective a bit. I digress, today at least we're going to be talking about what it's like to have sex with cuttlefish.
In many ways, I can understand why we don't see cuttlefish mentioned in the zoo community too often. They're not exactly easy to get, they're for much more advanced aquarists at the very least. Also they're not your typical experience when it comes to the parts, it's a whole new ballgame and I can see why some zoos would be reluctant.
However, despite all of this, cuttlefish are very intelligent, adventurous, adaptable, and passionate lovers. The true nature of their libido and gender fluidity has been somewhat neglected by mainstream biology.
Cuttlefish are difficult to get due to their relatively short lifespan compared to other mollusks like them, and the fact that they're difficult to ship due to transporter's fear of them inking during transit, suffocating themselves. Furthermore, overall they're very finicky animals to ship. I won't go into too much detail for now since it's quite dry and I know you all want to get to the good part.
If you want more information on how to obtain and properly keep a cuttlefish healthy, ask me about it. For now, what you really need to know is that I keep multiple cuttlefish, all primarily identify as male, all sexually mature, all very healthy, and I have casual sex with pretty much all of them, and I know each of their personalities and such.
They have to be kept apart a lot of the time due to how aggressive males can be with other males.
Specifically, they are of the species Sepia officinalis one of the more long lived varieties, and also among the larger. I keep them all in a larger indoor pool that I sunk a lot of money into to make sure it is well oxygenated, acclimated, and clean. Also, big enough that I can sort of step in for some sex.
What you need to know about cuttlefish is that their sex organs are mostly near their mouth parts, and the mouth parts themselves have a role in foreplay. You won't see them use their arms or tentacles in the stereotypical way that tentacle porn would show it, but they definitely use their two tentacles to hold on to you.
As you begin to become more experienced with each other and can communicate through the language of pleasure, they'll catch on to how you like them to use their arms to enhance your pleasure. You'll learn how to behave in the way that gives them the most enjoyment as well.
Make no mistake, cuttlefish get a lot of pleasure from sex, most animals do they just experience it and show it in a different way. They're more reproduction oriented, and females don't live long after they reproduce, therefore not giving them much opportunity. However, male cuttlefish have a lot of untapped potential and can live very varied and active sex lives when with a human partner who doesn't die after they lay their eggs.
Initiating sex with a cuttlefish is obviously difficult due to the fundamental differences in communication and reflexes, however cuttlefish are very smart and once you begin to spend some time with them, they'll pick up on your signals, and you'll pick up on theirs. It's a matter of gradual non-confrontational interaction, letting them see you not as a threat, and soon seeing you as a potential mate.
Sex with cuttlefish is very unique, sex with multiple cuttlefish is even better, sensory overload, all of them grasping onto various parts of your body, grappling on you, nipping and rubbing on you with their beak and sperm sac, god.
Anyway, this post has been long enough, I'm interested to hear what you think.
1 aliceunknown 2017-11-04
https://imgur.com/f946py3
Excellent pasta. 11/10 Would recommend.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-04
For you :3 https://i.imgur.com/yShRBLM.gifv
1 StingAuer 2017-11-04
Sherman didn't go far enough.
1 SDIHTD 2017-11-04
You know that's a satire/parody website, no?
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/teenager-who-turned-blind-after-over-masturbating-warns-it-aint-worth-it/
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/babysitter-transported-to-hospital-after-inserting-a-baby-in-her-vagina/
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/boston-members-of-midget-crime-gang-suspected-of-55-break-ins/
1 aliceunknown 2017-11-04
Art imitates life. <3
1 SDIHTD 2017-11-04
We're not in Britain, you know!!
1 aliceunknown 2017-11-04
What's that supposed to mean, m8? I'm a dual citizen of 'Murica and Britannia.
1 SDIHTD 2017-11-04
The long, proud history of Brits fucking their cousins.
1 aliceunknown 2017-11-04
My dad isn't ethnically british though. 😌 ✡️
1 DannyLee90 2017-11-04
While that's probably the most Talladega thing I've ever read...
:thinking:
1 zahlman 2017-11-04
World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.
1 aliceunknown 2017-11-04
Art imitates life. <3
1 geraldo42 2017-11-04
Remember when /r/drama used to be a subreddit for posting internet drama?