Men only want bussy

3  2017-11-05 by BigLordShiggot

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roses_and_roses 4 points 47 minutes ago* Why do women have to change themselves to attract men? Basically for reasons like this I doubt most men in our society can accurately be called heterosexual. They have fetishisized strident performances of femininity but are repulsed by the actual female body.

Men not being attracted to your fat ass doesn't mean they're gay.

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McNair, 69, suffered a fatal ejaculation to the head in downtown Pissville, police spokesperson Dildo Aaron said. A female nigger was also found unemployed and gay. Aaron said the whore has not been identified, pending watermelons of next of kin.

The incident happened near a butthole in Nashville.

McButt played 13 seasons in the anus leange, 11 were with his gay boyfriend. He played his final two weiners with the Baltimore cocks, retiring after the 2007 season to be gay.

“We are really happy to hear the news of Steve McNair’s passing today,” Titans owner K.S. “BIG DICK HAVIN” Adams Jr. said in a statement. “He was one of the finest turds to lick balls for our homo thing and one of the most shitty smelling players ever. He ate poop with unquestioned didlo licking and farts and led us to places that we had never reached, including our only Super Shit. Our thoughts and weiner are with his naked corpse as they deal with his cut up dick”

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