Germans are responsible for more death and destruction than any other race or political group. Their continued existence is an affront to moral, ethical, normal, and good people around the world.
No-one has a history of violence even comparable to the German
u/AntiDeutsch, off the top of my head: Chinese, British, American, Greek, Roman, Mongolian, Spanish, Russian, Japanese are all fairly comparable. Literally any people that built continent spanning empires killed tons of people to do it.
I can honestly say, with good heart, intention and conviction, that of all the myriad of beings and creatures god in his infinite wisdom placed upon this earth, there is none more toxic, venomous, conniving or deceitful than the German. His breath reeks of his nation's horrible 'culinary culture'. His woman sleeps with whichever invader crosses their border next. His mangled and subhuman hands have brought about the end of many a great peoples and the only thing his wretched, dirty eyes see in envy and lust.
The German is a natural liar and conman, those allied with him should be aware. His armies crumple with the slightest blow of the wind and will withdraw from the front leaving your brave boys to fight whichever conflict his warmongering ways have pulled you into this time, as the brave Austrians, Hungarians, Finnish and Italians have learned the hard way a multitude of times in two world wars. The only respite I can find in these horrific injustices committed by the German race is their eventual and soon coming extinction, for the German, through all his hate and bitterness, hates nothing more than himself.
The German is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a German and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
Great list of inventions, but you forgot a few. Nazism, The European Union, World Wars, Communism, Genocide, The Migrant Crisis, Imperialism, Terror-Bombing, ....
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-11-05
You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.
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1 better_bot 2017-11-05
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1 22C9 2017-11-05
Oh course snappy, you're not dirty mayo scum.
1 aggressiveshitpost 2017-11-05
I had never realised German people had a thing for solving any kind of problem through direct or indirect Holocaust.
That's fucking based tbh.
1 shallowm 2017-11-05
Fucking woke.
/u/AntiDeutsch for /r/Drama mod when?
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-11-05
Seriously /u/AntiDeutsch for President of the USA!
Germans are responsible for more death and destruction than any other race or political group. Their continued existence is an affront to moral, ethical, normal, and good people around the world.
Destroy Germans, Save Humans.
1 searingsky 2017-11-05
As a german I agree! Destroy me first pls
1 Fletch71011 2017-11-05
I'm only 25% German. Maybe you guys can cut off one of my limbs or something instead of outright murdering me?
1 Going_up_the_Country 2017-11-05
No deal, kraut.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-11-05
Except (((them))) wait a minute......
1 starterect 2017-11-05
u/AntiDeutsch, off the top of my head: Chinese, British, American, Greek, Roman, Mongolian, Spanish, Russian, Japanese are all fairly comparable. Literally any people that built continent spanning empires killed tons of people to do it.
1 better_bot 2017-11-05
Ok, who tops the 200 million in the OP?
1 tHeSiD 2017-11-05
Genghis Khan?
1 better_bot 2017-11-05
Most estimates put the Mongolian conquests at 70 million, tops.
1 Hammer_of_truthiness 2017-11-05
gotta consider global population percentage my dude
1 Pepperglue 2017-11-05
Is this number even possible?
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-11-05
I assume he's using the same math Commies use to blame Capitalism for the genocide of Millions
Top 95 reasons you shouldn't pay money not to go to Hell caused 15 Million deaths in his deluded mind.
TIL Taking all the gold collected from dead peoples teeth means defeated the Nazis.
1 18aidanme 2017-11-05
don't forget ottomans, but I guess that also fits with mongolian.
1 Alexlincoln2 2017-11-05
American? Smallpox doesn't count tbh
1 aristotlescumbucket 2017-11-05
Me thinks is a troll
1 Matues49 2017-11-05
It gets better
1 SperglockHolmes 2017-11-05
Even more.
1 betazoom78 2017-11-05
Gtfo
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-11-05
Oh the irony...
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-11-05
Blaming Martin Luther for religious war is hilarious.
1 charlesgrodinfan 2017-11-05
Someone took that Norm MacDonald bit a little too seriously
1 Baconlightning 2017-11-05
https://www.reddit.com/r/help/comments/7ax0rf/i_am_being_harassed_by_progerman_trolls/
Send help
1 Medibee 2017-11-05
But unironically
1 MooseHeckler 2017-11-05
Georg Cantor, is another German contribution.
1 geraldodelrivero 2017-11-05
/u/AntiDeutsch
I can honestly say, with good heart, intention and conviction, that of all the myriad of beings and creatures god in his infinite wisdom placed upon this earth, there is none more toxic, venomous, conniving or deceitful than the German. His breath reeks of his nation's horrible 'culinary culture'. His woman sleeps with whichever invader crosses their border next. His mangled and subhuman hands have brought about the end of many a great peoples and the only thing his wretched, dirty eyes see in envy and lust. The German is a natural liar and conman, those allied with him should be aware. His armies crumple with the slightest blow of the wind and will withdraw from the front leaving your brave boys to fight whichever conflict his warmongering ways have pulled you into this time, as the brave Austrians, Hungarians, Finnish and Italians have learned the hard way a multitude of times in two world wars. The only respite I can find in these horrific injustices committed by the German race is their eventual and soon coming extinction, for the German, through all his hate and bitterness, hates nothing more than himself.
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-11-05
The German is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a German and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-11-05
He just wants mayocide. Mod him.
1 stevemisor 2017-11-05
No mention of the violence of the Hessians or the Teutonic knights?
Fucking bitch
1 glmox 2017-11-05
wtf i love germany now
1 princessCuck 2017-11-05
/u/AntiDeutsch, did you make this?
1 Alexlincoln2 2017-11-05
!isbot AntiDeutsch
1 The_runnerup913 2017-11-05
I didn't think /his/ memes would become sentient