i dont think congressmen are allowed to be culturally aware enough for "make a concerted effort to spread around a wrong name" to make sense to them as something a substantial number of people would do in the immediate aftermath of a mass shooting
ya know, some people dont spend their entire lives on the internet, and are therefore susceptible to retarded bullshit like this. whos to blame? easy question
I would suggest as an elected person with access to squillions of dollars in government bodies one could have your people call their people and arrive at an official answer, rather than having your people use Twitter to source their info.
But fuck, I'm don't have access to such lofty circles of power, perhaps it doesn't actually work that way.
Was just thinking that if Sam Hyde walked into a bar where Darude – Sandstorm was playing and killed Sean Bean because Bill Murray paid him to do it every agency on the planet could investigate and turn up nothing of value.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-11-05
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1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-11-05
He can't keep getting away with it.
1 BussySundae 2017-11-05
It keeps getting suppressed but we must be stronger!!
Say 'NO!' to Mainstream Media Revisionism.
Remember who did this, SAM HYDE.
SAY IT WITH ME
HIS NAME
IS SAM HYDE
1 80BAIT08 2017-11-05
CNN is speaking to "officials" that are telling them it's Sam Hyde. Officials, CNN...
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-11-05
I hate to laugh in the wake of an event like this, but this shit is just too funny.
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-11-05
Is it not his name? Could be a hilarious coincidence
1 glmox 2017-11-05
i dont think congressmen are allowed to be culturally aware enough for "make a concerted effort to spread around a wrong name" to make sense to them as something a substantial number of people would do in the immediate aftermath of a mass shooting
1 Juicy_Brucesky 2017-11-05
who even sourced him that name though? some intern going through twitter posts?
1 wowbagger88 2017-11-05
They think it's "funny?" What does "funny" mean?
1 SperglockHolmes 2017-11-05
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!
1 glmox 2017-11-05
life in the simulacrum
1 SpotNL 2017-11-05
Lmao, his sources are tweets.
1 OnionBits 2017-11-05
Do you #FUCKING know what #SAM HYDE rhymes with???
MAYOCIDE
1 Mayo_Macerator 2017-11-05
FOR THE LOVE OF BUSSY, GET THIS KIND HUMAN SOME 🍞 BREAD!
THAT'S ANOTHER MAYO SPLATTERED ON A SANDWICH, ANOTHER STEP CLOSER TO COMPLETE MAYOCIDE!
At this rate, the white race will be finished in no time! DO YOUR PART, FOLKS!
1 subpoutine 2017-11-05
/u/justcool393, is this your work?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-05
It's fucking hilarious! Good job!
1 subpoutine 2017-11-05
Now that I think about it.... Who else uses a lot of emojis around here? 🤔
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1 shallowm 2017-11-05
mayocide
1 Mayo_Macerator 2017-11-05
FOR THE LOVE OF BUSSY, GET THIS KIND HUMAN SOME 🍞 BREAD!
THAT'S ANOTHER MAYO SPLATTERED ON A SANDWICH, ANOTHER STEP CLOSER TO COMPLETE MAYOCIDE!
At this rate, the white race will be finished in no time! DO YOUR PART, FOLKS!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-05
mayocide
1 Mayo_Macerator 2017-11-05
FOR THE LOVE OF BUSSY, GET THIS KIND HUMAN SOME 🍞 BREAD!
THAT'S ANOTHER MAYO SPLATTERED ON A SANDWICH, ANOTHER STEP CLOSER TO COMPLETE MAYOCIDE!
At this rate, the white race will be finished in no time! DO YOUR PART, FOLKS!
1 Mayo_Macerator 2017-11-05
FOR THE LOVE OF BUSSY, GET THIS KIND HUMAN SOME 🍞 BREAD!
THAT'S ANOTHER MAYO SPLATTERED ON A SANDWICH, ANOTHER STEP CLOSER TO COMPLETE MAYOCIDE!
At this rate, the white race will be finished in no time! DO YOUR PART, FOLKS!
1 wolfbetter 2017-11-05
HOW CAN HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT?
1 blacknblue12 2017-11-05
ya know, some people dont spend their entire lives on the internet, and are therefore susceptible to retarded bullshit like this. whos to blame? easy question
1 Vakieh 2017-11-05
I would suggest as an elected person with access to squillions of dollars in government bodies one could have your people call their people and arrive at an official answer, rather than having your people use Twitter to source their info.
But fuck, I'm don't have access to such lofty circles of power, perhaps it doesn't actually work that way.
1 blacknblue12 2017-11-05
It's obviously more complicated. I guess the idealist in me is just upset ppl think this is funny.
1 yesiamcorrect 2017-11-05
You misspelled faggot
1 blacknblue12 2017-11-05
hilarious
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-11-05
WHICH IS WHY HE CANT'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!!
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-11-05
HE
1 blacknblue12 2017-11-05
LICC
1 searingsky 2017-11-05
sam hyde could actually kill dozens of people now and no one would believe it
1 Vakieh 2017-11-05
Was just thinking that if Sam Hyde walked into a bar where Darude – Sandstorm was playing and killed Sean Bean because Bill Murray paid him to do it every agency on the planet could investigate and turn up nothing of value.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-05
"In 2020, Hillary Rodham Clinton will blame this group of people for losing her the 2016 election:
_ I G G E R S"
1 JohnBlind 2017-11-05
Ooh ooh
It's diggers! Coal mining scum
1 _Sitty_Shoonerism_ 2017-11-05
Holy guacaMotzahballs batman. He struck AGAIN!!! How much more legislation do we need before this madman is stopped?
1 _Sitty_Shoonerism_ 2017-11-05
Holy guacaMatzahballs batman. He struck AGAIN!!! How much more legislation do we need before this madman is stopped?
1 celocanth13 2017-11-05
I'm glad people are starting to understand that theres a ton of dumb fucking reps.
The house is a joke, none of those people deserve to make 200K/yr
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2017-11-05
His "staff is communicating with...."?
Never fucking think with your staff, yo.