Duly elected Congressman from the World's Greatest Democracy puts out BOLO on Sam Hyde

82  2017-11-05 by shitpost953

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He can't keep getting away with it.

It keeps getting suppressed but we must be stronger!!

Say 'NO!' to Mainstream Media Revisionism.

Remember who did this, SAM HYDE.

SAY IT WITH ME

HIS NAME

IS SAM HYDE

CNN is speaking to "officials" that are telling them it's Sam Hyde. Officials, CNN...

I hate to laugh in the wake of an event like this, but this shit is just too funny.

Is it not his name? Could be a hilarious coincidence

i dont think congressmen are allowed to be culturally aware enough for "make a concerted effort to spread around a wrong name" to make sense to them as something a substantial number of people would do in the immediate aftermath of a mass shooting

who even sourced him that name though? some intern going through twitter posts?

They think it's "funny?" What does "funny" mean?

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!

life in the simulacrum

This is the name I was, uhm... given

Lmao, his sources are tweets.

Do you #FUCKING know what #SAM HYDE rhymes with???

MAYOCIDE

FOR THE LOVE OF BUSSY, GET THIS KIND HUMAN SOME 🍞 BREAD!

THAT'S ANOTHER MAYO SPLATTERED ON A SANDWICH, ANOTHER STEP CLOSER TO COMPLETE MAYOCIDE!

At this rate, the white race will be finished in no time! DO YOUR PART, FOLKS!

/u/justcool393, is this your work?

It's fucking hilarious! Good job!

Now that I think about it.... Who else uses a lot of emojis around here? 🤔

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mayocide

FOR THE LOVE OF BUSSY, GET THIS KIND HUMAN SOME 🍞 BREAD!

THAT'S ANOTHER MAYO SPLATTERED ON A SANDWICH, ANOTHER STEP CLOSER TO COMPLETE MAYOCIDE!

At this rate, the white race will be finished in no time! DO YOUR PART, FOLKS!

mayocide

FOR THE LOVE OF BUSSY, GET THIS KIND HUMAN SOME 🍞 BREAD!

THAT'S ANOTHER MAYO SPLATTERED ON A SANDWICH, ANOTHER STEP CLOSER TO COMPLETE MAYOCIDE!

At this rate, the white race will be finished in no time! DO YOUR PART, FOLKS!

FOR THE LOVE OF BUSSY, GET THIS KIND HUMAN SOME 🍞 BREAD!

THAT'S ANOTHER MAYO SPLATTERED ON A SANDWICH, ANOTHER STEP CLOSER TO COMPLETE MAYOCIDE!

At this rate, the white race will be finished in no time! DO YOUR PART, FOLKS!

HOW CAN HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT?

ya know, some people dont spend their entire lives on the internet, and are therefore susceptible to retarded bullshit like this. whos to blame? easy question

I would suggest as an elected person with access to squillions of dollars in government bodies one could have your people call their people and arrive at an official answer, rather than having your people use Twitter to source their info.

But fuck, I'm don't have access to such lofty circles of power, perhaps it doesn't actually work that way.

It's obviously more complicated. I guess the idealist in me is just upset ppl think this is funny.

I guess the idealist in me

idealist

You misspelled faggot

hilarious

Sam hyde is trash

WHICH IS WHY HE CANT'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!!

HE

LICC

sam hyde could actually kill dozens of people now and no one would believe it

Was just thinking that if Sam Hyde walked into a bar where Darude – Sandstorm was playing and killed Sean Bean because Bill Murray paid him to do it every agency on the planet could investigate and turn up nothing of value.

"In 2020, Hillary Rodham Clinton will blame this group of people for losing her the 2016 election:

_ I G G E R S"

Ooh ooh

It's diggers! Coal mining scum

Holy guacaMotzahballs batman. He struck AGAIN!!! How much more legislation do we need before this madman is stopped?

Holy guacaMatzahballs batman. He struck AGAIN!!! How much more legislation do we need before this madman is stopped?

I'm glad people are starting to understand that theres a ton of dumb fucking reps.

The house is a joke, none of those people deserve to make 200K/yr

His "staff is communicating with...."?

Never fucking think with your staff, yo.