For once OP delivers

28  2017-11-06 by cojoco

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what the fuck is this

Google "paradise papers".

it seems like the same thing I've been hearing for like three years now that goes nowhere

To be honest, I'm surprised they found so little about Glencore. I would have expected that those assholes would have plantations of child slaves or something.

Something "big" that will end up being literally nothing

The shocking leak that reveals, in a diabolical twist, that rich people use loopholes to avoid paying taxes. Nobody could have dreamt of such a thing and it naturally have a deep and profound impact on our culture.

gasp

There's a difference between kinda knowing somebody is shady, and actually having the receipts to prove it. See also: Harvey Weinstein.

Anyway, I hope the IRS fucks these guys sideways.

Having money in offshore accounts is not illegal.

Having dirty money there, however, is.

It is if that money should have been taxed in its country of origin.

This is even better than that time FBIAnon promised Hilary Clinton was going to jail, and now she's in prison!