/u/jommensajeg you are literally retarded.

Also keep in mind that Mexicans are basically slightly tanner mayos so I'm not sure why you libs want to help them out so much. The mayocide should ignore national barriers

They want them to keep coming in and staying illegally so companies can keep paying them peanuts to keep our peanuts and lawn care cheap.

One side of the aisle wants cheap labor, the other side wants that, but also easy votes.

Wait, if at pay them peanuts, and they make peanuts cheaper... I think that means infinite peanuts.

FOR THE LOVE OF BUSSY, GET THIS KIND HUMAN SOME 🍞 BREAD!

THAT'S ANOTHER MAYO SPLATTERED ON A SANDWICH, ANOTHER STEP CLOSER TO COMPLETE MAYOCIDE!

At this rate, the white race will be finished in no time! DO YOUR PART, FOLKS!

This, but possibly unironically.

I mean there's definitely a problem that inflation has increased while wages have stayed the same essentially for the lower class for the past 30 or so years. Add to that the wage gap has grown a ton between top execs and workers and it does look bad. But it's a pretty nuanced problem.

Ofc /u/jommensajeg extremely childish autistic sperging about how everyone who disagrees with him is a child doesn't really convey that point.

/u/jommensajeg is a Norwegian who spends his days ranting about the US.

We're not dealing with the brightest bulb in the box, in fact I'm pretty sure that bulb is burned out.

Except you’re wrong you dumb fuck-up. Wages are only stagnant when adjusted for inflation. So it is not the actual dollar figure remained the same and inflation was decreasing the spending power as you made it seem.

Oh fuck that's true. I suppose the more salient point is that there isn't much of an increase (compared to top%) while some metrics can increase beyond that of inflation, like housing prices, etc.

It also doesn't help that everyone is retarded and saddling themselves with a shitton of debt.

It's not as grim as it looks.

u/jommensajeg, have you figured out yet that, if you’re right and he’s actually some high school kid, then you got sent into a screaming apoplectic fit by a high school kid?

Learn some emotional control, dude, jesus.

I really have no clue what the word "apoplectic" means. Also, I am upset at you for some reason - please let me project my weird neurosis on to you.

I'm gonna have to pass on your clammy offering, friend.

Are you able to strike up or maintain any interpersonal relationships in spite of your diagnosis?

I’m an autist and I’ve never even heard of you let alone want to be you. Faggot.

Fag.

I'm not hearing a no...

You need a Snickers, little buddy.

📽️

But he called someone a "little buddy," he put them right in their place! How will their dignity ever recover from such a mauling?!

I really have no clue what the word “apoplectic” means.

Dictionary.com, my man. Check that shit out.

I suppose it's entirely plausible that you really are this stupid.

See, this is what I was talking about. Someone mocks you, and immediately you lose all self-control.

I’m legitimately not even making fun of you anymore, I’m trying to help. See a counselor.

He really is. Top notch bantz

Maybe you should deal with problems using another strategy - being a ridiculous faggot isn’t really working.

The "being a cunt" strategy didn't work too well for Hildog, so maybe you wanna try something else.

She was right. She was just also a cunt.

Are you here to sperg out again?

If so,

Welcome! Enjoy your stay!

"Apoplectic" is pretty fitting in this case.

Trying to project a reasonable persona after having an autistic meltdown over a .jpeg

lol

what the word "apoplectic" means

It means very angry, angry beyond reason. Seems pretty accurate to describe libtard retards like yourself tbh.

Congrats on snagging a prize Lolcow

u/jommensajeg is someone threatening to take away your neet bucks.

Can you Americans please hurry up and shoot each other to death? Yesterday was a nice gesture, but things are not moving along fast enough at all.

FOR THE LOVE OF BUSSY, GET THIS KIND HUMAN SOME 🍞 BREAD!

THAT'S ANOTHER MAYO SPLATTERED ON A SANDWICH, ANOTHER STEP CLOSER TO COMPLETE MAYOCIDE!

At this rate, the white race will be finished in no time! DO YOUR PART, FOLKS!

good bot

If you're not an American why do you give so much of a fuck about American politics?

Not enough to do in the EUropoor states?

The far north europoors are an odd bunch. Arguably the mayoist of all mayos but a growing number of them seem to now be all about mayocide and being quasi commies. I am pretty sure it has something to do with a good chunk of their populations having a serious vitamin D deficiency.

FOR THE LOVE OF BUSSY, GET THIS KIND HUMAN SOME 🍞 BREAD!

THAT'S ANOTHER MAYO SPLATTERED ON A SANDWICH, ANOTHER STEP CLOSER TO COMPLETE MAYOCIDE!

At this rate, the white race will be finished in no time! DO YOUR PART, FOLKS!

Please unleash this bot on /r/food for maximum confusion.

So when's Anders Breivik scheduled for parole? And do you suppose Varg Vikernes will let him be in whatever shitty band he's purporting to front at that time?

Varg did nothing wrong

Implying Burzum isn't a crime against humanity.

/u/jommensajeg literally cannot cum without saying that he's better than Americans because he's le sophisticated European

Yuropeons constantly talk about America because their own countries are boring and bland as shit. Seriously, have you seen them complaining that Americans walk around with the SHEER AUDACITY to smile and ask strangers how their day is going? Because it happens a lot. Because they're a bland, tasteless people.

My favorite eurojerk is how “oh my god Americans are just too friendly” it’s almost like all of them hate their fellow Europeans. 🤔🤔🤔🤔

This is why we had the revolution, to escape the shorty hypocrisy of Europe.

Why are you a non American with such raging opinions about American jobs? Is your country and life so shitty you have nothing left but to become obsessed with foreign political flame wars on reddit?

Bork Bork Bork all you like, America is the only country that matters. When the resources run low and the power goes out, we will take every fucking thing you’ve ever had. All that you love will be carried away, except your fucking salt-licorice, you wharf rat.

advocating mayocide

Mod pls

See, here we believe the issue is all mayos, not just white Americans. On the other hand, your whole rjeindjeer fjucking countjry is approaching 80% sharia levels, so you may be able to achieve maximum mayocide sooner than the rest of us.

FOR THE LOVE OF BUSSY, GET THIS KIND HUMAN SOME 🍞 BREAD!

THAT'S ANOTHER MAYO SPLATTERED ON A SANDWICH, ANOTHER STEP CLOSER TO COMPLETE MAYOCIDE!

At this rate, the white race will be finished in no time! DO YOUR PART, FOLKS!

Boring, and at this point, mayocide, is past being overdone.

FOR THE LOVE OF BUSSY, GET THIS KIND HUMAN SOME 🍞 BREAD!

THAT'S ANOTHER MAYO SPLATTERED ON A SANDWICH, ANOTHER STEP CLOSER TO COMPLETE MAYOCIDE!

At this rate, the white race will be finished in no time! DO YOUR PART, FOLKS!

FOR THE LOVE OF BUSSY, GET THIS KIND HUMAN SOME 🍞 BREAD!

THAT'S ANOTHER MAYO SPLATTERED ON A SANDWICH, ANOTHER STEP CLOSER TO COMPLETE MAYOCIDE!

At this rate, the white race will be finished in no time! DO YOUR PART, FOLKS!

FOR THE LOVE OF BUSSY, GET THIS KIND HUMAN SOME 🍞 BREAD!

THAT'S ANOTHER MAYO SPLATTERED ON A SANDWICH, ANOTHER STEP CLOSER TO COMPLETE MAYOCIDE!

At this rate, the white race will be finished in no time! DO YOUR PART, FOLKS!

Too bad you weren't in Oslo 6 years ago.

literally where is the humor in that op?

Yeah, r/politics r/politicalhumor at its finest.

r/drama right

If only someone cared enough about me to write this

They care enough about you to give pasta!

Doing it's best to become /r/forwardsfromgrandma

I don't remember Leftists talking about jobs at all this election except that Coal Miners weren't going to have anymore if they voted for them.

The OP was humor? By what definition?

I'm pretty sure I've reported every post on that sub that I've seen for violating their R1 "must contain some kind of humor". I don't know why I waste my five seconds doing that, but it amuses me that literally none of the posts there follow their own rules.

Did they officially lose all pretense of even attempting for posts to have humor? Is it just hot takes about hating Drumpf sub #96?

there's an irony here, you being the sixth comment to say this. See how it works? Beat a horse to death in a sub, beat a horse to death in the comments, then beat a horse to death in drama. If only this horse was literal, then world hunger would be solved. Except for vegans, who would starve.

We're up to our fucking armpits in dead bruised horse.

And it still wouldn't change that Reddit will be this shit come tomorrow with all politics all REEE every day with 50k karma shit post hot takes taking over every sub and creating tens of new ones to game /r/popular.

There's no poetic hypocrisy there, though. That would be us pretending we're above repetitive low effort humor and that others adore.

Bost Bussy.

Big if true.

This but unironically.

There is nothing any more original and un-repetitive here either, but I like the jokes here. Its all old and told.

No dude, the post linked here isn't even in the rules and message of the sub. Also creating multiple small new subs to flood popular with anti Trump stuff is gaming the site.

Also, tell your bullies to quit slacking - you need much more punitive socialization.

Whoa that is way over the line u/jommensajeg. Bullying is bad.

/u/jommensajeg is regularly culturally enriched by his country's new friends

u/jommensasag

What's it like living every day as a dumb bitch?

/u/oYhorm

So are you guys saying trump was right?

Everyone with an IQ above room temperature, knows Trump is right, its just their world view depends on it being wrong.

deep

Trump has been a lot of things in his life.

A con artist.

A clown.

Illiterate.

Misinformed.

Diseased.

But right? No, never right.

So it's like 12 bucks an hour right?

I could go into detail here, type out a long comment explaining exactly why Trump is a retard, but there's a great quote from him that says everything that needs to be said, really drives home his retardation in a way only he could:

So I’ll call, like, major—major countries, and I’ll be dealing with the prime minister or the president. And I’ll say, how are you doing? Oh, don’t know, don’t know, not well, Mr. President, not well. I said, well, what’s the problem? Oh, GDP 9 percent, not well. And I’m saying to myself, here we are at like 1 percent, dying, and they’re at 9 percent and they’re unhappy. So, you know, and these are like countries, you know, fairly large, like 300 million people. You know, a lot of people say—they say, well, but the United States is large. And then you call places like Malaysia, Indonesia, and you say, you know, how many people do you have? And it’s pretty amazing how many people they have. So China’s going to be at 7 or 8 percent, and they have a billion-five, right? So we should do really well. But in order to do that – you know, it’s tax reform, but it’s a big tax cut. But it’s simplification, it’s reform, and it’s a big tax cut, 15 –

So its 12?

“He cannot give a birth certificate,” he told radio host Laura Ingraham in 2011. He added: “He doesn’t have a birth certificate or, if he does, there’s something on that certificate that is very bad for him. Now somebody told me, and I have no idea whether this is bad for him or not but perhaps it would be, that where it says ‘religion’ it might have ‘Muslim,’ and if you’re a Muslim, you don’t change your religion by the way, but somebody said, ‘Maybe that’s the reason he doesn’t want to show it.’ I don’t think so. I just don’t think he has a birth certificate and everybody has a birth certificate.”

Redpills hurt you.

Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!

At a campaign rally in Pennsylvania that April, Barack Obama was asked about a link. “We’ve seen just a skyrocketing autism rate,” he replied. “Some people are suspicious that it’s connected to the vaccines…The science is right now inconclusive, but we have to research it.” -Obama

TIL the standard politician reply of "more research" is the same as "vaccines cause autism."

You're desperate, aren't you? Here, let me provide a nice post from an actual expert on this very subject:

https://respectfulinsolence.com/2015/09/15/the-long-sordid-antivaccine-history-of-donald-trump/

Your false equivalencies aren't going to fly outside of your echo chamber you uneducated twat.

Ah... of course.

Yes, you have no clue what you're talking about on even a basic level. It's the same response the Berntards use when defending Jill Stein:

https://respectfulinsolence.com/2016/08/01/jill-stein-and-left-wing-antivaccine-dog-whistles/

This one really annoyed me because I wrote about what Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama said about vaccines and autism, back when they said it in April 2008 during the Democratic primary campaign, and actually what Obama and Clinton said back then wasn’t worse than what Jill Stein said. They basically both did some vacuous politician-speak promising more research into environmental causes of autism. As I said at the time, “calling for more research” is the cop-out that all politicians use whenever there’s an issue that is contentious, but that wasn’t not why the Democratic candidates received a dose of Orac’s loving attention. Rather it was because in answering these questions the way they did, they both fell for the very frame that antivaccinationists wanted them to fall for with respect to vaccines and autism. What they didn’t do is to rant about how the FDA and CDC are in bed with big pharma and cast doubt on the safety and efficacy of vaccines the way that Jill Stein did. More importantly, neither of them are physicians, and neither of them ever repeated the same nonsense. Neither of them said demonstrably false things about the FDA in order to demonize it. They figured out their mistakes and didn’t make them again. Indeed, Hillary Clinton made a point of Tweeting:

Dude look, I'm not getting paid here, if I wanted to google up Clinton lies, it would take a term paper just to cover the ones over her private and illegal server. You party sucks, your candidate sucked worse than any in history, your worldview got a kick in the gands and Trump lives in your head.

Yeah, you have no argument. You're just an uneducated mongoloid that voted for a two-bit, economically illiterate, scientifically illiterate con artist that speaks at a 3rd-grade level because that's what appeals to you.

Your ignorance is staggering. That's evident by the fact when confronted with the fallacious nature of your argument you regress back to this "HEUHEU MY TEAM WONNERS BEING RIGHT NO MATTER" tone that's oh so common with Trumptards such as yourself.

Even when you attack Clinton, you can't even get the facts straight. Did she lie over the server? Sure. Was that server illegal? No, it was not illegal. And to claim any lie Hillary Clinton told over that server is anywhere near the dogshit that flows from Donald Trump's mouth on a daily basis is disingenuous at best and outright delusional at worst.

When you wake up one day and realize you got scammed by a profoundly ignorant, Alex Jones caliber conspiratard I want you to do the world a favor and blow your brains out, with any luck that'll prevent you from breeding and spreading your degenerate, intellectually inferior seed.

I make 400k a year and hold three advanced degrees, plus have enough free time to shitpost on reddit. Life is good baby. You make 15 an hour working for shills. I win.

Soros pays us in schmechles, soros bucks and deep dick.

No one is paying you shit.

der. especially not '12'. But if we're gonna do the joke thing, show some commitment, otherwise people gon think you're just some irate agenda-poster, right?

Bost bussy.

Its actually 15 an hour.

I am getting dicked!

Getting dicked is a perk for higher levels I think.

Weinstein Tier shitshill gets you dick every time you shower.

ITT: "hilarious" alt-righters hold up a WoW-streaming high schooler as their paragon of debate, repeat the same insult over and over again. /r/Drama in 2017.

When the other person is essentially the physical manifestation of that "autistic screeching meme" you could probably respond toe everything with "k" and win a debate.

K

Y

This sub is infested by the alt-right. That's why posts making fun of Trump are regularly upvoted here.

it's sort of infested by everything awful. It's a hate-sub, in that we all hate each other and everyone.

It's a special place.

/u/2DeadMoose why do you submit something criminally unfunny to a humor sub?

I can't wait til that sub is banned for bot abuse.

Im literally a immigrant who got a job and was able to get insurance and etc, wtf are you people talking about? Who is this magical person who has a decent job and cant afford food and medical care? So people want illegal immigrants here and for us to take care of them while americans apparently are barely making it? So are you guys saying trump was right?

Doesn't seem far off.

Personally I don't like illegal immigration because of all the traffic in southern California.

He deleted his "joke", how unfunny was it?