/u/leftrightonleftside should be a mod if he isn't already

8  2017-11-07 by DefNotaZombie

10 comments

Promoting anarchofascism for 5 years and counting.

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Why do you want to mod an alt of ed?

tbh ed would use 200x as many emojis πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

tbqfh

Longerrrr

Personally I’d mod /u/RecallRethuglicans first. Dude’s incredibly dedicated to his persona and /r/Drama could use a mod who hasn’t memorized Mein Kampf.

Uhm, ok. What was the point of this comment exactly?

I mean, I get it. You like his comment, you remembered something, and it's agreeable. You remembered something incredible! Mindblowing. And you want to express that. I've had those times as well... let's face it, it's a normal aspect of communication. But, your inane comment simply adds nothing of value to the conversation. What does telling him that you remember this nonsense quote do? Does it make you feel old to be part of the team? Does it make you happy to say that you're following his thought patterns? Is this really what you want out of Life?

I think you can do better, son. That's why I'm going to use the parental approach, and give you a downvote. Not because I dislike you. But because I want to teach you this very valuable lesson. Contribute to conversation - to society, my friend. Don't be a follower, be a leader. Even if it means you get downteachered as I'm fairly certain I will (but I'm brave and wise enough to comprehend the ill and negligible value of internet points, so that's irrelevant). May the force be with you, and live stronk and Casper, OP Juan Canopy.

EDIT: downteachered for giving actual good health advice, typical Reddit.

EDIT DOS (dos for the Hispanic speaking gamernerd population of Reddit; I do not wish to be exclusive of minorities): Cease your downteachers at once! Or else I shall report each and every one of you to the administration and ensure your accounts get suspended. You're breaking Reddiquette by downvoting for disagreeing, while my comment is relevant to the discussion. Stop being bad Redditors!

If it wasn't already pasta it is now.

Imagine typing something that autistic.

This guy is fascinating. 3 day old account, over 3k comment Karma, but every one of his comments is spam downvoted except for the one he accidentally got upvoted:

Leftrightonleftside 1796 points 4 hours ago* You know that consistent physical activity can keep your metabolism up, right? I’d know for sure. I get physical activity by doing the sex at womans every night. πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘Œ Edit: clearly jealousy downvotes. Well, you may have your karma, but then you also have your virginity! πŸ˜‚

Right away it's obvious this person is either a complete retard or a genius.

complete retard or a genius

Well I think we all know which one it is