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Romanovs

Literally who?

Literally kill 👏 your 👏 self 👏

Careful friend, daddy (((spez))) is watching. It happened to me last week, and it could happen to you.

Like, in the shower?

Bogdanoffs bow to the Romanovs

in contact with aliens

rumoured to possess psychic abilities

control france with an iron fist

own castles and banks all over the world

direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Romangrad will be be the first city)

own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth

first designer babies will be Romanov Babies

both brothers said to have 200+ IQ

ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

You likely have Romabots inside you right now

The Romanovs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church

They learned fluent French in under a week

Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Romanov

The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.

In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Rom bang to the end of the universe

The Romanovs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

Irate, not irrate.

Seems like literal reactionaries are more mad than the pinkos tbqh

Do we count the deaths Christianity has caused? Legalism? Capitalism? Nationalism? I can assure, it’s in the multiple millions for each.

This faggot's post history, lmao.

I can’t believe a few words got you butt devastated enough to sift through my post history. The fact that you think that what I said is in any way wrong just goes to show how much of a dumbass you are.

I would tell you to chemically castrate yourself, but it’s fairly obvious you have no chance at reproducing.

Keep Yourself Safe my dude

no u

🤔

Looks like he got you

Wow this is a gold mine. He blames Jesus for the Taiping Rebellion.

No I blame Jesus’s brother

Ur funny

Wanna come over and fuck my sister?

Sorry I’m committed to becoming a wizard

I feel like Tom Hiddleston would make a good Rasputin

This comment convinces me that Stalin didn't go far enough.

I was thinking of Idris Elba, he is a great actor

At least it'll have a happy ending.

Personally, I'm torn. I hate Russians and I hate aristocrats, but I also hate communists. Then I remember after the Romanovs come good old uncle Joe, who ruthlessly butchered millions of Russkies through his active malice and killed millions more through sheer idiocy. So all's well that ends well.