An egg is not vegetarian. It is only because of our familiarity with eggs that vegetarians think they can eat them and, still maintain their vege powers. They are chicken periods and biomaterial to grow another chicken. Therefore the celery eaters can no longer eat them and continue to be smug.
Are you a vegan degenerate? I'll chomp on eggs all day, bitch. Did you actually think vegetarians feel bad for the animals? Lol get real, I love to jerk my dick as I'm virtue signalling about animal rights while really thinking about all the male chicks that land in the meat grinder, and believe me, I always drink my milk before going to bed. Please consider necking yourself before autismposting again, thank you.
Yeah, just like dairy is still vegetarian. It’s an animal product, not meat — the eggs you buy at the store aren’t fertilized, as hens will lay eggs regardless if they’re bangin’.
No I know the difference, I believe that vegetarians have pulled the wool over our eyes and claimed the moral high ground unfairly. They shouldn't be allowed to eat eggs and in the same breath turn their nose up at hot wings.
Some things have a greater likelihood. An egg will most likely turn in to a chicken. Your cells won't turn in to cancer with a greater frequency than egg to chicken probability.
Um, no. The vast majority of chicken eggs will never become chickens. Seriously, when have you ever gone to a supermarket and seen baby chicks climbing out of the refrigerator case after hatching?
It's the age old question: if you get your redwings, are you a cannibal?
Obviously no, as chickens can lay eggs and carry on their business. How is this even a question? Fuck I hate millennials and anyiome who thought this was a valid question, so I guess millenials.
Why would you eat a boot? It's made from leather anyway can't be a cannibal.
Your projection on to millennials makes me think you read articles with the word 'millennial" in the title. Which naturally means if you were an egg a daddy chicken wouldn't even want to fertilise you because they can smell retardation before engaging in sexy times.
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1 nunast 2017-11-08
GOOD POST
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-11-08
Depends on what trimester they're in.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-08
An egg is not vegetarian. It is only because of our familiarity with eggs that vegetarians think they can eat them and, still maintain their vege powers. They are chicken periods and biomaterial to grow another chicken. Therefore the celery eaters can no longer eat them and continue to be smug.
1 scatmunchies 2017-11-08
Great points, but you’re still wrong.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-08
No u
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-11-08
If the eggs are in the 1st trimester then they're not real people.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-08
Can't you be pro-life and okay with abortion?
1 Mamalgam 2017-11-08
Are you a vegan degenerate? I'll chomp on eggs all day, bitch. Did you actually think vegetarians feel bad for the animals? Lol get real, I love to jerk my dick as I'm virtue signalling about animal rights while really thinking about all the male chicks that land in the meat grinder, and believe me, I always drink my milk before going to bed. Please consider necking yourself before autismposting again, thank you.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-08
The eggs you eat aren't fertilized! There's no "trimester" for those eggs.
1 makes_people_cringe 2017-11-08
On their own, eggs are vegetarian as they don't/can't eat.
1 anonyas 2017-11-08
Yeah, just like dairy is still vegetarian. It’s an animal product, not meat — the eggs you buy at the store aren’t fertilized, as hens will lay eggs regardless if they’re bangin’.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-08
Wrong, it's a chicken period and animal biomatter. Milk can't turn into a cow.
1 scatmunchies 2017-11-08
What’s your fucking point? Eggs can’t turn into cows either.
Seriously, Reddit is full of idiots.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-08
Eggs turn in to chickens. Milk makes yoghurt.
1 scatmunchies 2017-11-08
Then why did you say they turn into cows?
Also, I’ve never seen an egg turn into a chicken. Maybe you should shop at a different grocery store.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-08
Eggs have the potential to be a chicken therefore not vegetarian.
1 AnimalFactsBot 2017-11-08
Cows can hear lower and higher frequencies better than humans.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-08
Thank you
1 AnimalFactsBot 2017-11-08
You are most welcome. Beep boop.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-11-08
You're misconflating veganism vs vegetarianism. I won't get into it but just know you're wrong
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-08
No I know the difference, I believe that vegetarians have pulled the wool over our eyes and claimed the moral high ground unfairly. They shouldn't be allowed to eat eggs and in the same breath turn their nose up at hot wings.
1 scatmunchies 2017-11-08
Every cell in the human body has the potential to be cancer, that doesn’t mean we’re all SRDines.
Your reasoning skills are abysmal.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-08
Some things have a greater likelihood. An egg will most likely turn in to a chicken. Your cells won't turn in to cancer with a greater frequency than egg to chicken probability.
1 scatmunchies 2017-11-08
Um, no. The vast majority of chicken eggs will never become chickens. Seriously, when have you ever gone to a supermarket and seen baby chicks climbing out of the refrigerator case after hatching?
You’re terrible at thinking.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-08
That's because the women chickens have been denied a mating partner; driven by societies standard and desire for breakfast eggs and mayo.
1 scatmunchies 2017-11-08
So, you acknowledge that most eggs don’t actually stand a chance at becoming chickens.
I accept your concession.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-08
You're forgetting about the meat isle in the supermarket. All those eggs turn in to chickens.
1 scatmunchies 2017-11-08
The steak and pork chops started out as chicken eggs?
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-08
I guess if you want to think of a womb and placenta sack that way, I don't mind.
1 scatmunchies 2017-11-08
Are you legit retarded? Do you actually think cows have chicken eggs in their uterus?
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-08
I thought that was your idea and I was just trying to be supportive.
1 scatmunchies 2017-11-08
You can just admit you’re wrong, you know.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-08
Those aren't fertilized eggs you dumb fuck
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-08
But they could have been
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-08
No they aren't
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-11-08
Does a woman's period have any chance of turning into a human child? No. Stop being an idiot.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-08
It does before the period happens....how could you have not thought of that?
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-11-08
Chicken eggs are the equivalent of menstrual blood. They are an animal byproduct.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-08
Yes, but they are not vegetarian.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-11-08
It's the age old question: if you get your redwings, are you a cannibal?
Obviously no, as chickens can lay eggs and carry on their business. How is this even a question? Fuck I hate millennials and anyiome who thought this was a valid question, so I guess millenials.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-08
Why would you eat a boot? It's made from leather anyway can't be a cannibal.
Your projection on to millennials makes me think you read articles with the word 'millennial" in the title. Which naturally means if you were an egg a daddy chicken wouldn't even want to fertilise you because they can smell retardation before engaging in sexy times.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-11-08
Wait, are we talking on the assumption I'm not ok with cannibalism? Because i most certainly am, so long both parties are consenting.
Just ask /u/hodorthedoorholder he knows
I wont eat whale meat though, because I respect whale culture
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-11-08
Yeah I know
1 LadyVetinari 2017-11-08
Thank you bb
Little disappointed the top mod of drama couldn't respond with an emojiman (p.s. ur hot)
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-08
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1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-11-08
"emojiman"
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-08
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