First

this

But uronically

This but unironically

this

butt

Do you honestly think you're fucking funny, fucking with my friends? Seriously, you're a fucking ugly little cunt mate, and if I ever see you i'm gunna slit your fucking face wide open yeh? You're a fucking angry little fucking spastic.

OK, right, let’s, first off, uhh you’re seventeen so you’re not even old enough to play the game, you’re from Scotland not Nigeria and you annoy people and put them on YouTube ‘cos you’re a cunt, which I totally agree with. So why don’t you crawl back up your mum’s fanny and die?

Right, I’ll tell you what, you fat little cunt, you’re borin’ you don’t sound Nigerian at all so go fuck yourself… GO AND FUCKING CRAWL IN A DIRTY DANK LITTLE HOLE WHERE YOU FUCKING COME FROM, YOU DIRTY DRAGON EATIN’ LITTLE FUCKING SPASTIC.

Right, OK, the ‘dragon’ comment was probably a little bit fucking over-the-top, but at the end of the day you’re fucking borin’. Every single person who watches your videos are fucking stoopid. They’re fucking ignorant little cunts. And you’re just a fucking retard.

Do you accept doge coins?

I unironically love you, /u/Br00ce. It's the red admin font.

I use it to make up for my lack of personality

It lends everything you say so easily authority.

Mod me or I’ll ban the sub

What if I want you to ban the sub tho?

You are not sane enough to want that

Rude tbh.

No you misunderstand. I’m impressed you were able to overcome this disability if yours and become an internet moderator. You’re a hero for autists everywhere.

But I don't have autism :(

That’s the spirit!

GOOD point

Oy vey, (((they))) want our shekels!

r/IAMA copypasta?

No it's serious retard

You should run this by u/Zanctmao and the other fine folks at /r/bestoflegaladvice

I️ just want to say I️ met with a few of the mods here over the weekend and this post really rings true. They need your support. I️ just want to say I’m donating 420 NEETbux a week because I️ first hand saw how difficult it is to live life as a retarded person. if you don’t believe me, here’s proof of us hanging out this weekend

Well I’m second from the left, which one are you?

Which one is /u/riemann1413?

this, but unironically

whereas the last one looks at least a little strong.

Which one of you has retard strength?

¿Porquè no los todos?

riemann tho

GOOD point

Retard strength isn't actually strength. The reason it's called that is because retards are too retarded to know they are hurting themselves when they lift something heavy.

Unfortunately for you, there's no autist strength.

I'm fairly certain low-functioning autists can have retard strength. Source: am low functioning autist

This isn't theoretical physics. Show me ur tard strength!

I think you mean the leaf most one. My rake itches.

Whoa nigga.

nigga

HARAM!

Eww... Canadians.

I absolutely will not enable your addictions to drugs and rough trade. Do what I do, just steal from your family 👌

/u/annoysthegoys can u cover my share pls schlomo

!redditsilver

Don't spend it all in one place.

Here's your Reddit Silver, Zachums!

/u/Zachums has received silver 1 time. (given by /u/XhotwheelsloverX) info

girls

Disgusting.

Traps are girls

Downvoted and reported to federal law enforcement.

Then banned

arf arf arf

You poor poor animal...

Show us where the bad man touched you.

whimper

Good dog 🐶

O3O

We can perform a mind wipe for you. It'll be okay.

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I need a new camera...for uhhhh drama related business of course.

In high school I️ was a part of the club Wolfpack which we got a retarded buddy that we hung out with at lunch. There’s nothing more I️ wish than to have documentation of those lunches. Shit was wild.

Bro fix your IPhone.

Nah I️ saw how to fix it, but I’m staying with the bug to make others upset.

Stories plz.

"drama", sure.

I HAVE A SATURDAY MORNING DRINKING PROBLEM THAT NEEDS A PATRON.

Jesus Christ.

This stuff tastes actually pretty fucking good. I don't know whose idea it was to combine coffee and tequila, but it fucking works.

Is this supposed to be funny? All I see is someone who is posting just for the sake of posting, or perhaps pleading for undeserved karma.

To get a response like this.

Is this supposed to be funny? All I see is someone who is posting just for the sake of posting, or perhaps pleading for undeserved karma.

Touché

I think you need to set a happier time good buddy. Just saying.

You tone policing the tone setter??

It's upwards management.

Does this mean you'll finally post bussy? We can call it an "art project" if that makes you more comfortable.

My magic 8 ball says:

There is a good outlook.

I'd be happy to provide a (((low APR))) loan (only 100%!) for the cost of the camera. I'm sure his new camwhoring career will take off in no time!

Oxus I take pictures too give me a recommendation for a good camera

You stole my idea!!!

give me money

Post kevbo nudes and then we'll see

https://i.imgur.com/wtsB5K7.jpg

Looks like he's in a thong

Some say haloween is getting too sexy

I say not sexy enough

give me money

> curates quality content

> is too lazy to monetize it

There's something that seems cocky and wrong to ask people to fund your personal hobby tbqhwy, especially one related to information/education

Website+ads tho

Don’t put yourself down, snally. I would mayolist the fuck out of your blog for my adblocker.

Even worse is asking people to give you what basically amounts to a donated living wage while you produce no content of value.

quality content

/u/Ed_ButteredToast's Copypasta Emporium

You're now one of 3 people I've blocked on Reddit. I don't even mind people sperging out at me, but what I do mind is just the complete lack of real arguments.

You're just boring.

Is this supposed to be funny? All I see is someone who is posting just for the sake of posting, or perhaps pleading for undeserved karma.

Wanna have intercourse, /u/snallygaster?

u can't have intercourse on reddit

Maybe u can't...

I want to have gender with u

Do you accept dogecoin, hugs, NZD or Vietnamese Dong?

You're my favorite. $NZ is clear correct.

all three I'm not picky I just need money

"SPONGEBOB, ME LAD, YOU HAVE TOO MANY ORIFICES FER YER OWN GOOD. YER GETTIN' A PROMOTION!" said Mr. Krabs as his hard red carapaced cock jabbed into the back of Spongebob's head.

"I feel like I'm absorbing some weird fluid," spluttered Spongebob as Krabs' nasty crustaceo-jizz poured from his mouth, nose and eyes.

"NOW EARN YOUR KEEP, LANDLUBBER," said Krabs as he grabbed Spongebob by his jizz-soaked trousers and began using him to clean the floor.

"Oh Mr. Krabs, I-"

"CALL ME MASTER YE BITCH"

Krabs stepped down hard in Spongebob and a puddle of his own jizz began spreading radially on the floor of the Krusty Krab.

"Hurgghbglbgblblgbl."

"CHOKE ON IT, YE INVERTEBRATE, OR I CAN'T GET HARRRRRRD. THESE CLAWS AREN'T JUST GOOD FER MATIN…OH, WAIT, YES THEY ARE," said Krabs as he caressed his eleventh leg.

The jizz began floating up toward the ceiling as Krabs brandished his seven-inch red masthead. You have to realize this is to scale, so it was about twice his body size.

Anyway, Squidward burst into the room wearing only a gimp suit and a tutu.

"TAKE ME MASTER, I NEED TO BE HUMILIATED," he said, as his four-millimeter calamari poked limply from the tight leather.

"TAKE THIS, THEN," said Krabs as he jabbed one of his prehensile eyestalks up Squidward's stankhole. Squidward moaned, rubbing himself gently with 5 of his tentacles.

"I CAN SEE YOU DON'T TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOLE VERY OFTEN," said Krabs. Patrick burst into the room wearing nothing but a smile and brandishing a towel. "DID SOMEBODY CALL THE HOLE DOCTOR?"

"Are you a real doctor?" asked Spoogebob.

"I went to community college," said Patrick as he forcibly yanked out Krabs' eyestalk and shoved it in his gay fat mouth.

"Hold this open, will ya?" said Patrick as he ripped off Spongebob's erect penis and used it to jam Squidward's hole open. It immediately grew back but smaller and wetter.

"Hmm... there's a lot of SHIT in here," said Patrick. "How much fiber is in Krabby Patties anyway?"

"YE WOULDN'T BELIEVE," said Krabs, as a gigantic turd stretched his red asshole until it tore.

"I NEED AN ENEMA," said Patrick. "OH WAIT WE'RE UNDERWATER." Patrick nibbled gently at the tip of Krabs' eyestalk as he released it from his mouth. He wiped eye fluid from the corner of his mouth and put Squidward's zippered lips to his own.

"ON THE COUNT OF THREE" said Patrick. "ONE… TWO… OH FUCK IT HNRRRRRRGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!"

Patrick blew Squidward like a trumpet. All 8 of his tentacles went rigid and his squidjuice spilled out from the dick hole in his suit. The immense force started to blow crusty chunks of shit out of Squidward's ass.

"I must keep the Krusty Krab clean!" yelled Spoogebob as he rushed over and opened his mouth. Spongebob recognized bits of the Krabby Patty formula in his mouth as Squidward's acrid shit coated his tongue and teeth.

"SWALLOW, YE LANDLUBBER," said Krabs, poking his dick at Spongebob's lips.

"HMRGGRGHRGUHF," said Spongebob, shaking his head. He wanted to savor it, but Krabs had other plans.

Krabs got up on his desk and flexed. "GET READY" he yelled as he jumped down on Spongebob with a stone cold stunner. Blood, semen and shit sprayed powerfully from every one of Spongebob's holes. The force of the explosion tore both of his legs off. The assorted fluids and solids coated the walls of Krabs' office.

"YE GOT THAT SHIT ALL OVER ME FIRST DOLLAR," screeched Krabs. "AND YOU KNOW THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO CLEAN IT!"

Squidward, Patrick and Spongebob all begged at Krabs' knees, pleading to be the ones who got to lick the moist brown dollar. "THE FIRST ONES WHO CAN FIND SANDY AND SUCK OFF HER FUTA COCK GET TO LICK THE DOLLAR," decreed Krabs, stowing the dollar in his ass for safekeeping.

The three homos scrambled out of the room and towards the treedome.

ONE HOUR LATER

Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward approached the door of Sandy's tree house, not so much as an undergarment between them, and knocked politely on the door.

Sandy didn't respond, so Patrick broke down the door with his erect, barrel-like member.

"SANDY," they screamed, not caring about the lack of water. "SAAAAAANDY!"

Patrick picked up some mud and smeared it on his face. "I'M DIRTY DAN," he growled.

"I hope Dirty Dan likes getting RAMMED UP THE ASS," yelled Spongebob, as he thrust his supple yellow cattle prod into Patrick's chasmal pink rear. Patrick groaned in pleasure.

"Who you callin' pinhead?"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP! DIRTY DAN DOESN'T TALK," screamed Spongebob as he climaxed.

Patrick scooped out some of Spongebob's cum from his cavernous brown crevice and smeared it into Squidward's eyes. "YOU'RE DIRTY DAN!"

"UNGHHHH, IT HURTS SO GOOD!" Squidward smeared the semen into his eyes until they bled. Blood and semen gushed down his face.

"THIS REMINDS ME OF THAILAND," said Spongebob pensively, puffing on his pipe, which he fashioned out of one of his older penises.

Squidward enjoyed what remained of Spongebob's cum as Spongebob rode the tip of Patrick's voluminous horsehitch into Sandy's room. She was sleeping, but she looked like she had put on weight. Her futa cock was fully erect.

"LET'S RAPE HER," suggested Patrick, peeling Spongebob off his penis and throwing him violently against the wall. "Wait Patrick, don't you know ANYTHING about squirrels?" cautioned Spongebob, ripping off his damaged member and growing a new one. He placed the damaged one on a necklace he was keeping.

"I KNOW THEY'RE EXCELLENT TARGETS FOR RAPE, ESPECIALLY WHILE THEY'RE SLEEPING," said Patrick as he jammed his holiday yule log into Sandy's ear. She was fast asleep and didn't seem to notice, but her cock twitched.

"It's called HIBERNATION, Patrick. Squirrels stuff valuable treasures into their vaginas and then go to sleep for six months."

"TREASURE? I WANT TREASURE" roared Patrick as he dove head-first into Sandy's gaping pussy. "UHH, I'M STUCK. WHERE'S THE TREASURE?"

"GO...DEEPER!" grunted Spongebob, giving Patrick a good shove.

"I CAN'T. I'M TOO FAT," he replied. "I'M REALLY HORNY THOUGH."

Spongebob chuckled. His plan had worked. Patrick was incapacitated and he was free to suck off Sandy's futa cock while she slept.

"SPONGEBOB? SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE?" Patrick's muffled voice rang out from somewhere nearby, but Spongebob was enjoying Sandy's hard, flexible prick in his mouth.

Sandy rolled over and her dick went through the side of Spongebob's mouth and out one of his ear holes. "COME ON, DAMMIT, WHY WON'T YOU CUM?" muttered Spongebob as he moved himself sensually up and down the length of Sandy's anaconda.

At last, the sleeping squirrel climaxed, shooting hot greasy cum from Spongebob's ear. He pocketed some of it because he knew Krabs would require proof, probably while raping him violently.

"MMMRH? WHO SUCKED ME OFF?" murred Sandy as she rubbed her eyes.

"SPONGEBOB, YOU CHEATER!" yelled Patrick, his voice muffled by the squirrel's vaginal wall.

Spongebob ran as fast as his gay little legs would carry him out of Sandy's room. Squidward was attempting to fuck a tree.

I would rather donate to this guy's patreon than to enable the deviances of /r/drama 's mods

u/Zachums got a link?

Botox party at my place.

Mods only tho.

Please donate all of your money to us. Kthx.

I'll be hosting a more exclusive party for mods who don't need botox.

upwards of 7 minutes on it

inefficient shitposting =P

Did that opiate-addicted woman who was begging all over reddit yesterday just get modded?

No. /u/Zachums has been a mod for a while. I don't think the opiate addiction is new either.

If that whore isn't dead we should def mod her.

user reports:
1: It's rude, vulgar or offensive
1: effortposting
1: n-notice me mod-senpai
1: Spam

Tendies without dippy sauce is just an insult.

How does it feel to have an space 👽 pupper and also be poor enough to not be able to afford a housekeeper

one of the mods is literally a billionaire check your fucking privilege

Fuckin' hell, this is a joke but you know damn well if r/drama opened a patreon they would be flooded with retard bucks.

I think OP will be accepting paypal at [email protected]

If I slam my meat and take pictures...is that payment?

I'd like to contribute an old glass orbitz bottle filled with a mixture of human and animal semen.

Made a post when this was made, asking what they needed cash for and to post a receipt. Nuked my post. TY mods

Do you accept Reddit Notes? It's all the admins pay me in for shilling.

/u/Zachums please respond to this post, I need to share some very important information with you. Thanks.

Get a tool that makes taytay flairs

Yes, I would like to know if we can give Masterlawlz' shitstickying shifts over to other members of the modteam.

I'm currently worried about the amount of unfair work you're all forcing on the little guy.

We in no way encourage him. That's just how he is. He'll be fine. He just needs a girl. If you donate we'll find him a nice one of negotiable affections. Not too nice, I mean, no one is spending over $100.

What's that in soros bucks?

I think the /r/Drama/ mods should pay us to visit their shitty sub, TBQH.

i fucking knew this was coming

Will you accept Bussycoin?

may allah bring his wrath upon all /r/drama mods

kill yourself for typing this out and/or being an /r/drama mod

Your pug deserves better, you filthy heretic.

The mods owe me $67 for all the hard work I do around here.

Do you accept bussy bucks?

bussycoin to the moon

6/10 I'm glad I read it. I wouldn't read it again.