USA Today issues clarification after being mocked for confusing Gears of War with reality

85  2017-11-08 by DayOfTheRake

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chainsaw bayonet

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1) His name is ashley

2) Oh my fucking god that needs to be in season 3 of ash vs evil dead

Bwahahahahaha!!! Boys and girls, never listen to the media about firearms, they are laughably ignorant.

What?

For 1 RPGs are legal with some expensive AF ATF stamps.

For 2 what on Earth would anyone being doing with a surface to air missile system?

It's like this person just listed the only other gun acronyms they knew.

I own the sky above my house. The government black helicopters both fear and respect me.

My buddy, because he has more money than sense, has an AR type weapon chambered in .338 Lapua. I jokingly said "fuck me you could take down a chopper with that!" He replied

"I could drop chopper with less than 3 rounds, from a distance so far away it would be unlikely they'd know it was me."

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What a badass. The armies of the world have been spending millions of dollars for radar-controlled antiaircraft guns, but this guy can do the same job with just 3 magic bullets.

Yeah that was my reaction. Like helicopters move and shit, it's not like shooting a lazy deer or some shit.

Haha there's a GTAV mission where you shoot down a plane. Obviously my friend has played too many games.

But I imagine the rifle would fuck anything it actually hit.

At that distance, I doubt .338 is going to Pierce bulletproof canopies.

Back in the day though, you could bring down a Mi-24 Hind by aiming for the red star behind the side doors. That location was unarmored, and held extremely important oil lines right behind it.

can confirm BH can be pened by Ak fire

Those aren't for helicopters, though. You can take out helicopters with shoulder-mounted missiles.

This entire comment thread only makes sense if you think Jet fighters, bombers and helicopters all do essentially the same thing.

Attack Helis will fuck you up from so far away that you can't even hear them. There's a reason goatfuckers fear feared the Soviets' Hind more than anything else.

Yeah the Apache Long-bow can hit targets 2 miles away with it's front cannon. I think it has fire and forget rockets which can be guided to Target by either dudes on the ground with laser designators, or using GPS.

I think my buddy was talking about cop choppers. Or he's actually retarded.

Wow fucking asshole I bet you let the white helicopters fly through

I need a SAM system to shoot down birds

If I was a bird I'd fly into a ceiling fan

He's either a troll, mentally ill, or both.

For 2 what on Earth would anyone being doing with a surface to air missile system?

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Ionno about all that shit, but I can sell him an AR-17 with a ripcord trigger, an underbarrel 2 gauge shotgun, jackhammer bayonet and a 200 round clipazine.

but where is the ghost gun attachment

You have to buy it at a gun show, y'know, those unregulated underground black markets they advertise in the newspaper.

Its been made obsolete by bump fire stocks. Who needs to fire 30 magazine clips in less than a second when you can bump fire?

Do you think the writer saw their kid playing one of them fancy Vidya games and decided to include it?

Got my eye on that sweet dong mod, tho

That's a kind of disrespectful joke to make tbh

Can we get one modified with those magic bullets from Westworld that only kill robots?

Hahahaha some of those replies are sooo fucking funny.

Why would a chainsaw bayonet be ineffective? Would it be too heavy to swing around or what?

Any chainsaw worth using wouldn't be usable attached to a rifle rail. I'm sure someone has done it for Halloween or something, but it's like talking about a lawnmower attachment.