My buddy, because he has more money than sense, has an AR type weapon chambered in .338 Lapua. I jokingly said "fuck me you could take down a chopper with that!" He replied
"I could drop chopper with less than 3 rounds, from a distance so far away it would be unlikely they'd know it was me."
What a badass. The armies of the world have been spending millions of dollars for radar-controlled antiaircraft guns, but this guy can do the same job with just 3 magic bullets.
At that distance, I doubt .338 is going to Pierce bulletproof canopies.
Back in the day though, you could bring down a Mi-24 Hind by aiming for the red star behind the side doors. That location was unarmored, and held extremely important oil lines right behind it.
Attack Helis will fuck you up from so far away that you can't even hear them. There's a reason goatfuckers fear feared the Soviets' Hind more than anything else.
Yeah the Apache Long-bow can hit targets 2 miles away with it's front cannon. I think it has fire and forget rockets which can be guided to Target by either dudes on the ground with laser designators, or using GPS.
I think my buddy was talking about cop choppers. Or he's actually retarded.
Ionno about all that shit, but I can sell him an AR-17 with a ripcord trigger, an underbarrel 2 gauge shotgun, jackhammer bayonet and a 200 round clipazine.
Any chainsaw worth using wouldn't be usable attached to a rifle rail. I'm sure someone has done it for Halloween or something, but it's like talking about a lawnmower attachment.
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1 SperglockHolmes 2017-11-08
Ash Williams just came.
1 ineedmorealts 2017-11-08
1) His name is ashley
2) Oh my fucking god that needs to be in season 3 of ash vs evil dead
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-11-08
Bwahahahahaha!!! Boys and girls, never listen to the media about firearms, they are laughably ignorant.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-11-08
What?
For 1 RPGs are legal with some expensive AF ATF stamps.
For 2 what on Earth would anyone being doing with a surface to air missile system?
It's like this person just listed the only other gun acronyms they knew.
1 MayorEmanuel 2017-11-08
I own the sky above my house. The government black helicopters both fear and respect me.
1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2017-11-08
My buddy, because he has more money than sense, has an AR type weapon chambered in .338 Lapua. I jokingly said "fuck me you could take down a chopper with that!" He replied
"I could drop chopper with less than 3 rounds, from a distance so far away it would be unlikely they'd know it was me."
You on notice gubbermint
1 Redactor0 2017-11-08
What a badass. The armies of the world have been spending millions of dollars for radar-controlled antiaircraft guns, but this guy can do the same job with just 3 magic bullets.
1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2017-11-08
Yeah that was my reaction. Like helicopters move and shit, it's not like shooting a lazy deer or some shit.
Haha there's a GTAV mission where you shoot down a plane. Obviously my friend has played too many games.
But I imagine the rifle would fuck anything it actually hit.
1 Talonek 2017-11-08
At that distance, I doubt .338 is going to Pierce bulletproof canopies.
Back in the day though, you could bring down a Mi-24 Hind by aiming for the red star behind the side doors. That location was unarmored, and held extremely important oil lines right behind it.
1 casualrocket 2017-11-08
can confirm BH can be pened by Ak fire
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-11-08
Those aren't for helicopters, though. You can take out helicopters with shoulder-mounted missiles.
This entire comment thread only makes sense if you think Jet fighters, bombers and helicopters all do essentially the same thing.
1 zsiwpoprod 2017-11-08
Attack Helis will fuck you up from so far away that you can't even hear them. There's a reason goatfuckers fear feared the Soviets' Hind more than anything else.
1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2017-11-08
Yeah the Apache Long-bow can hit targets 2 miles away with it's front cannon. I think it has fire and forget rockets which can be guided to Target by either dudes on the ground with laser designators, or using GPS.
I think my buddy was talking about cop choppers. Or he's actually retarded.
1 Talonek 2017-11-08
Wow fucking asshole I bet you let the white helicopters fly through
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-11-08
I need a SAM system to shoot down birds
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-11-08
If I was a bird I'd fly into a ceiling fan
1 godofdae 2017-11-08
He's either a troll, mentally ill, or both.
1 SnackBier 2017-11-08
[To protect yourself from your neighbors fireworks intruding into your airspace.
1 twinkletoes232 2017-11-08
Obvious troll is obvious.
1 quinotauri 2017-11-08
Please stop dismissing stroke victims
1 pepperouchau 2017-11-08
R E C R E A T I O N A L P A T R I O T S Y S T E M
1 quinotauri 2017-11-08
Ionno about all that shit, but I can sell him an AR-17 with a ripcord trigger, an underbarrel 2 gauge shotgun, jackhammer bayonet and a 200 round clipazine.
1 sonicaficionado 2017-11-08
but where is the ghost gun attachment
1 Talonek 2017-11-08
You have to buy it at a gun show, y'know, those unregulated underground black markets they advertise in the newspaper.
1 SuperObviousShill 2017-11-08
Its been made obsolete by bump fire stocks. Who needs to fire 30 magazine clips in less than a second when you can bump fire?
1 Ebony_Eagle 2017-11-08
Do you think the writer saw their kid playing one of them fancy Vidya games and decided to include it?
1 holy_black_on_a_popo 2017-11-08
Got my eye on that sweet dong mod, tho
1 takaci 2017-11-08
That's a kind of disrespectful joke to make tbh
1 twinkletoes232 2017-11-08
Can we get one modified with those magic bullets from Westworld that only kill robots?
1 _narrows 2017-11-08
Hahahaha some of those replies are sooo fucking funny.
1 dexceit 2017-11-08
Why would a chainsaw bayonet be ineffective? Would it be too heavy to swing around or what?
1 DayOfTheRake 2017-11-08
Any chainsaw worth using wouldn't be usable attached to a rifle rail. I'm sure someone has done it for Halloween or something, but it's like talking about a lawnmower attachment.