Id like to know where you came up with the complete bullshit that reddit was actively defending Weinstein or spacey. I have seen 0 toplevel or mid level comments defending him. I doubt you will even get 10 comments together if you crawl through all the threads to find shit that defends them. You are a hypocrit and a liar.
Look, ๐ I'm ๐ not ๐ซ a ๐ hateful person ๐ซ or ๐ anythingโI believe ๐ we ๐ฅ should ๐ all ๐ฏ live ๐ and ๐ let ๐ live. ๐ But ๐ lately, I've ๐ been ๐ having ๐ฌ a ๐ real ๐ฏ problem ๐ with ๐ these ๐ homosexuals. ๐ฏ You ๐ see, ๐ just ๐ about ๐ฆ wherever ๐ช I ๐ go ๐ these ๐ days, ๐ one ๐ค of ๐ฆ them ๐ฆ approaches me ๐ญ and ๐ starts ๐ sucking ๐ my ๐จ cock. ๐ Take ๐ last ๐ Sunday, ๐ for ๐ instance, when ๐ I ๐ casually struck ๐ up ๐บ a ๐ conversation with ๐ this ๐ guy ๐ฑ in ๐ the ๐ health-club locker ๐ room. ๐ฏ Nothing ๐ซ fruity, ๐ just ๐ a ๐ couple ๐ of ๐ฆ fellas ๐ฌ talking ๐ฃ about ๐ฆ their ๐ workout routines while ๐ enjoying a ๐ nice ๐ฅ hot ๐ฅ shower. ๐ฆ The ๐ guy ๐ฑ looked ๐ like ๐ a ๐ real ๐ฏ man's man, ๐จ tooโbig biceps, meaty ๐ฑ thighs, thick ๐ฑ neck. ๐ช He ๐จ didn't ๐ซ seem the ๐ least ๐ฏ bit ๐ gay. ๐จ At ๐ least ๐ฏ not ๐ซ until ๐ he ๐จ started ๐ข sucking ๐ my ๐จ cock, ๐ that ๐ is. ๐ฆ Where ๐ does ๐ this ๐ queer get ๐ the ๐ nerve to ๐ฆ suck ๐ my ๐จ cock? ๐ Did ๐ I ๐ look ๐ gay ๐จ to ๐ฆ him? ๐ด Was ๐ I ๐ wearing ๐ a ๐ pink ๐ท feather boa without ๐ซ realizing it? ๐ฏ I ๐ don't ๐ซ recall ๐ the ๐ phrase, ๐ซ "Suck my ๐จ cock" entering ๐ the ๐ conversation, and ๐ I ๐ don't ๐ซ have ๐ a ๐ sign ๐ฆ around ๐ my ๐จ neck ๐ช that ๐ reads, "Please, You ๐ Homosexuals, ๐ฏ Suck ๐ My ๐จ Cock." I've ๐ got ๐ธ nothing ๐ซ against ๐ซ homosexuals. ๐ฏ Let ๐ them ๐ฆ be ๐ free ๐ to ๐ฆ do ๐ their ๐ gay ๐จ thing ๐ด in ๐ peace, ๐ I ๐ say. ๐ฃ But ๐ when ๐ they ๐ฅ start ๐ sucking ๐ my ๐จ cock, ๐ then ๐ฎ I've ๐ got ๐ธ a ๐ real ๐ฏ problem. ๐ Then ๐ฎ there ๐ was ๐ the ๐ time ๐ I ๐ was ๐ hiking through ๐ฉ the ๐ woods ๐ and ๐ came ๐ฆ across ๐ a ๐ rugged-looking, blond-haired man ๐จ in ๐ his ๐ฆ early ๐ 30s. He ๐จ seemed straight ๐ enough ๐ฆ to ๐ฆ me ๐ญ while ๐ we ๐ฅ were ๐ถ bathing in ๐ that ๐ mountain ๐ต stream, but, ๐ before ๐ you ๐ know ๐ญ it, ๐ฏ he's ๐ฆ sucking ๐ my ๐จ cock. ๐ What ๐ฆ is ๐ฆ it ๐ฏ with ๐ these ๐ homos? Can't ๐ซ they ๐ฅ control ๐ง their ๐ sexual ๐ urges? Aren't ๐ซ there ๐ enough ๐ฆ gay ๐จ cocks ๐ out ๐ฏ there ๐ for ๐ them ๐ฆ to ๐ฆ suck ๐ on ๐ without ๐ซ them ๐ฆ having ๐ฌ to ๐ฆ target ๐ฏ normal ๐ people ๐จ like ๐ me? ๐ญ Believe ๐ me, ๐ญ I ๐ have ๐ no ๐ interest in ๐ getting ๐ฆ my ๐จ cock ๐ sucked by ๐ some ๐จ queer. But ๐ try ๐ telling ๐ that ๐ to ๐ฆ the ๐ guy ๐ฑ at ๐ the ๐ beach club. ๐ง Or ๐ the ๐ one ๐ค at ๐ the ๐ video ๐น store. ๐ช Or ๐ the ๐ one ๐ค who ๐ catered my ๐จ wedding. Or ๐ any ๐ฆ of ๐ฆ the ๐ countless other ๐ช homos who've come ๐ฆ on ๐ to ๐ฆ me ๐ญ recently. ๐ All ๐ฏ of ๐ฆ them ๐ฆ sucked my ๐จ cock, ๐ and ๐ there ๐ was ๐ nothing ๐ซ I ๐ could ๐ do ๐ to ๐ฆ stop ๐ซ them. ๐ฆ I ๐ tell ๐ฃ you, ๐ when ๐ a ๐ homosexual is ๐ฆ sucking ๐ your ๐ cock, ๐ a ๐ lot ๐ of ๐ฆ strange thoughts go ๐ through ๐ฉ your ๐ head: ๐ How ๐ฏ the ๐ hell ๐ฅ did ๐ this ๐ happen? ๐ฑ Where ๐ did ๐ this ๐ fairy ever ๐ get ๐ the ๐ idea ๐ก that ๐ I ๐ was ๐ gay? ๐จ And ๐ where ๐ did ๐ he ๐จ get ๐ those ๐ฅ fantastic ๐ฏ boots? ๐ข It ๐ฏ screws with ๐ your ๐ head ๐ at ๐ other ๐ช times, ๐ too. ๐ก Every ๐ time ๐ a ๐ man ๐จ passes ๐ฏ me ๐ญ on ๐ the ๐ street, ๐ฆ I'm ๐ afraid ๐ he's ๐ฆ going ๐ to ๐ฆ grab ๐ me ๐ญ and ๐ drag ๐ฌ me ๐ญ off ๐ด to ๐ฆ some ๐จ bathroom ๐ฝ to ๐ฆ suck ๐ my ๐จ cock. ๐ I've ๐ even ๐ started ๐ข to ๐ฆ visualize these ๐ repulsive cock-sucking episodes during ๐ the ๐ healthy, ๐ heterosexual marital relations I ๐ enjoy ๐ฏ with ๐ my ๐จ wifeโeven some ๐จ that ๐ haven't ๐ actually ๐ณ happened, ๐ like ๐ the ๐ sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with ๐ Vancouver Canucks forward ๐ฒ Mark ๐ Messier that ๐ I ๐ can't ๐ซ seem to ๐ฆ stop ๐ซ thinking ๐ญ about. ๐ฆ Things ๐ could ๐ be ๐ worse, ๐ซ I ๐ suppose. It ๐ฏ could ๐ be ๐ women ๐ฉ trying ๐ to ๐ฆ suck ๐ my ๐จ cock, ๐ which ๐ would ๐ช be ๐ adultery and ๐ would ๐ช make ๐ me ๐ญ feel ๐ tremendously guilty. ๐ฉ As ๐ it ๐ฏ is, ๐ฆ I'm ๐ just ๐ angry ๐ก and ๐ sickened. But ๐ believe ๐ me, ๐ญ that's ๐ฆ enough. ๐ฆ I ๐ don't ๐ซ know ๐ญ what ๐ฆ makes ๐ these ๐ homosexuals ๐ฏ mistake ๐ me ๐ญ for ๐ a ๐ guy ๐ฑ who ๐ wants ๐ฏ his ๐ฆ cock ๐ sucked, and, ๐ frankly, I ๐ don't ๐ซ want ๐ to ๐ฆ know. ๐ญ I ๐ just ๐ wish ๐ there ๐ were ๐ถ some ๐จ way ๐ซ to ๐ฆ get ๐ them ๐ฆ to ๐ฆ stop. ๐ซ I've ๐ tried ๐ all ๐ฏ sorts of ๐ฆ things ๐ to ๐ฆ get ๐ them ๐ฆ to ๐ฆ stop, ๐ซ but ๐ it ๐ฏ has ๐ all ๐ฏ been ๐ to ๐ฆ no ๐ avail. A ๐ few ๐ months ๐ back, ๐ I ๐ started ๐ข wearing ๐ an ๐น intimidating-looking black ๐ต leather ๐ฎ thong ๐ with ๐ menacing metal ๐ค studs in ๐ the ๐ hopes that ๐ it ๐ฏ would ๐ช frighten those ๐ฅ faggots ๐จ off, ๐ด but ๐ it ๐ฏ didn't ๐ซ work. ๐ข In ๐ fact, ๐ it ๐ฏ only ๐ฆ seemed to ๐ฆ encourage them. ๐ฆ Then, ๐ฎ I ๐ really ๐ started ๐ข getting ๐ฆ rough, slapping ๐ them ๐ฆ around ๐ whenever ๐ช they ๐ฅ were ๐ถ sucking ๐ my ๐จ cock, ๐ but ๐ that ๐ failed, ๐ซ too. ๐ก Even ๐ pulling out ๐ฏ of ๐ฆ their ๐ mouths just ๐ before ๐ ejaculation and ๐ shooting ๐ฆ sperm ๐ฆ all ๐ฏ over ๐ their ๐ face, ๐ neck, ๐ช chest ๐ and ๐ hair ๐ seemed to ๐ฆ have ๐ no ๐ effect. What ๐ฆ do ๐ I ๐ have ๐ to ๐ฆ do ๐ to ๐ฆ get ๐ the ๐ message ๐ง across ๐ to ๐ฆ these ๐ swishes? I ๐ swear, ๐ if ๐ these ๐ homosexuals ๐ฏ don't ๐ซ take ๐ a ๐ hint and ๐ quit ๐ข sucking ๐ my ๐จ cock ๐ all ๐ฏ the ๐ time, ๐ I'm ๐ going ๐ to ๐ฆ have ๐ to ๐ฆ resort to ๐ฆ drastic measuresโlike maybe ๐ pinning them ๐ฆ down ๐ป to ๐ฆ the ๐ cement floor ๐ฆ of ๐ฆ the ๐ loading dock with ๐ my ๐จ powerful ๐ช forearms and ๐ working ๐ข my ๐จ cock ๐ all ๐ฏ the ๐ way ๐ซ up ๐บ their ๐ butt ๐ so ๐ฏ they ๐ฅ understand ๐ loud ๐ and ๐ clear just ๐ how ๐ฏ much ๐ฅ I ๐ disapprove of ๐ฆ their ๐ unwelcome advances. I ๐ mean, ๐ you ๐ can't ๐ซ get ๐ much ๐ฅ more ๐ direct than ๐ that. ๐
๐๐COCK๐๐ IS 1โฃ OF MY ๐FAVORITE๐ TASTES๐ ๐ฆ. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT BALLS๐ด๐ด SMELL๐ AMAZING๐. IT MAKES ME๐ GO A LITTLE CRAZY๐ต๐ฑ ON IT TO BE HONEST๐ณ. LIKE, I CANNOT GET IT๐๐ FAR ENOUGH DOWN๐MY๐THROAT๐ TO BE SATISFIED. IโM ONLY SATISFIED WHEN I FEEL THOSE INTENSE๐ฑ, POWERFUL๐ต, SALTY๐, HOT๐ฉ PUMPS OF ๐ฆCUM๐ฆ DOWN MY THROAT๐. WHEN I SIT ๐ ON MY HEELS๐ , LOOK UP๐ AT YOU๐ WITH ๐ฆCUM๐ฆ ALL OVER MY MOUTH๐๐ง AND SLOBBER๐ ๐ฆ RUNNING DOWN MY NECK๐ฉ๐ฉ, ๐HAIR ALL FUCKED UP๐ AND WIPE๐ MY MOUTH๐ WITH THE ๐ OF MY ARM๐ช AND ASKโโ YOU IF I DID A ๐ฏGOOD JOB๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ AND YOU CANNOT๐ตEVEN SPEAK๐ถ BECAUSE I'VE DRAINED๐ฉ ALL OF YOUR ENERGY๐ฅ๐ฅ OUT THE TIP๐ OF YOUR DICK๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฉ.... THAT'S WHEN I'M SATISFIED.๐๐๐๐
๐๐COCK๐๐ IS ๐ฆ 1โฃ ๐ฆ OF ๐ฆ MY ๐จ ๐FAVORITE๐ TASTES๐ ๐ฆ. NOT ๐ซ ONLY ๐ฆ THAT, ๐ BUT ๐ BALLS๐ด๐ด SMELL๐ AMAZING๐. IT ๐ฏ MAKES ๐ ME๐ GO ๐ A ๐ LITTLE ๐ CRAZY๐ต๐ฑ ON ๐ IT ๐ฏ TO ๐ฆ BE ๐ HONEST๐ณ. LIKE, ๐ I ๐ CANNOT ๐ซ GET ๐ IT๐๐ FAR ๐ ENOUGH ๐ฆ DOWN๐MY๐THROAT๐ TO ๐ฆ BE ๐ SATISFIED. IโM ๐ ONLY ๐ฆ SATISFIED WHEN ๐ I ๐ FEEL ๐ THOSE ๐ฅ INTENSE๐ฑ, POWERFUL๐ต, SALTY๐, HOT๐ฉ PUMPS ๐จ OF ๐ฆ ๐ฆCUM๐ฆ DOWN ๐ป MY ๐จ THROAT๐. WHEN ๐ I ๐ SIT ๐บ ๐ ON ๐ MY ๐จ HEELS๐ , LOOK ๐ UP๐ AT ๐ YOU๐ WITH ๐ ๐ฆCUM๐ฆ ALL ๐ฏ OVER ๐ MY ๐จ MOUTH๐๐ง AND ๐ SLOBBER๐ ๐ฆ RUNNING ๐จ DOWN ๐ป MY ๐จ NECK๐ฉ๐ฉ, ๐HAIR ALL ๐ฏ FUCKED ๐ฉ UP๐ AND ๐ WIPE๐ MY ๐จ MOUTH๐ WITH ๐ THE ๐ ๐ OF ๐ฆ MY ๐จ ARM๐ช AND ๐ ASKโโ YOU ๐ IF ๐ I ๐ DID ๐ A ๐ ๐ฏGOOD JOB๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ AND ๐ YOU ๐ CANNOT๐ตEVEN SPEAK๐ถ BECAUSE ๐ I'VE ๐ DRAINED๐ฉ ALL ๐ฏ OF ๐ฆ YOUR ๐ ENERGY๐ฅ๐ฅ OUT ๐ฏ THE ๐ TIP๐ OF ๐ฆ YOUR ๐ DICK๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฉ.... THAT'S ๐ฆ WHEN ๐ I'M ๐ SATISFIED.๐๐๐๐
It's as much 'harassment' as most of the 'male feminists are rapists!' stuff is, tbh. Half of that shit wouldn't even get a raised eyebrow among sane people. Hitting on chicks, mostly.
the problem is when you spend all of your free time shitting on "sexist pigs reeeee" and then you do the same shit you accuse them of, you get bamboozled.
Do these people honestly believe society doesn't attempt to more harshly punish men and takes situations where women are the victim more seriously? I mean by all means argue that the reason behind that is that we hold women to a lower standard of agency which sucks for them when credit is dished out but you don't get to have your cake and eat it too here. Weinstein was a man who harassed women so he's the most criticized followed by spaced because he's a man who harassed men and people don't actually give a shit about Mariah because she's a woman who harassed men, half of society doesn't even think that's wrong and is going to make stupid "they're lucky๐๐๐๐๐" jokes.
People are talking about power abuse in her case because they legitimately are having trouble coming to terms with the possibility of a woman wronging men.
Do ๐ these ๐ people ๐จ honestly ๐ believe ๐ society doesn't ๐ณ attempt to ๐ฆ more ๐ harshly punish men ๐น and ๐ takes ๐ situations where ๐ women ๐ฉ are ๐ข the ๐ victim more ๐ seriously? ๐ I ๐ mean ๐ by ๐ all ๐ฏ means ๐ argue that ๐ the ๐ reason ๐ behind ๐ that ๐ is ๐ฆ that ๐ we ๐ฅ hold ๐ women ๐ฉ to ๐ฆ a ๐ lower standard of ๐ฆ agency which ๐ sucks ๐ for ๐ them ๐ฆ when ๐ credit ๐ซ is ๐ฆ dished out ๐ฏ but ๐ you ๐ don't ๐ซ get ๐ to ๐ฆ have ๐ your ๐ cake ๐ and ๐ eat ๐ it ๐ฏ too ๐ก here. ๐ Weinstein was ๐ a ๐ man ๐จ who ๐ harassed women ๐ฉ so ๐ฏ he's ๐ฆ the ๐ most ๐ฏ criticized followed by ๐ spaced because ๐ he's ๐ฆ a ๐ man ๐จ who ๐ harassed men ๐น and ๐ people ๐จ don't ๐ซ actually ๐ณ give ๐ a ๐ shit ๐ฉ about ๐ฆ Mariah because ๐ she's ๐ป a ๐ woman ๐ฉ who ๐ harassed men, ๐น half ๐ of ๐ฆ society doesn't ๐ณ even ๐ think ๐ญ that's ๐ฆ wrong ๐ and ๐ is ๐ฆ going ๐ to ๐ฆ make ๐ stupid ๐ฉ "they're lucky๐๐๐๐๐" jokes. People are ๐ข talking ๐ฃ about ๐ฆ power ๐ช abuse ๐ซ in ๐ her ๐ฉ case ๐ because ๐ they ๐ฅ legitimately are ๐ข having ๐ฌ trouble ๐ฑ coming ๐ฆ to ๐ฆ terms with ๐ the ๐ possibility of ๐ฆ a ๐ woman ๐ฉ wronging men. ๐น
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-11-09
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1 LadyVetinari 2017-11-09
/u/thenewacct why does reddit s response have any bearing on anything, given the CB2 ethos that reddit is ridiculous?
Are we not listening and believing anymore?
1 ProphetRith 2017-11-09
That "person" /u/thenewacct is beyond evaluation they post on cb2 they're objectively fit to only really be cattle
1 DannyLee90 2017-11-09
This but even more unironically.
1 TheNewAcct 2017-11-09
Because that's the entire point of the sub...
Where did I imply that?
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1 zwiebelhans 2017-11-09
Id like to know where you came up with the complete bullshit that reddit was actively defending Weinstein or spacey. I have seen 0 toplevel or mid level comments defending him. I doubt you will even get 10 comments together if you crawl through all the threads to find shit that defends them. You are a hypocrit and a liar.
1 TheNewAcct 2017-11-09
lol
1 zwiebelhans 2017-11-09
Lol right back at ya. Where is all this reddit defending spacey and Weinstein.
1 Matthew1J 2017-11-09
Your delusions don't seem all that funny to sane people...
1 Alexlincoln2 2017-11-09
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Look, ๐ I'm ๐ not ๐ซ a ๐ hateful person ๐ซ or ๐ anythingโI believe ๐ we ๐ฅ should ๐ all ๐ฏ live ๐ and ๐ let ๐ live. ๐ But ๐ lately, I've ๐ been ๐ having ๐ฌ a ๐ real ๐ฏ problem ๐ with ๐ these ๐ homosexuals. ๐ฏ You ๐ see, ๐ just ๐ about ๐ฆ wherever ๐ช I ๐ go ๐ these ๐ days, ๐ one ๐ค of ๐ฆ them ๐ฆ approaches me ๐ญ and ๐ starts ๐ sucking ๐ my ๐จ cock. ๐ Take ๐ last ๐ Sunday, ๐ for ๐ instance, when ๐ I ๐ casually struck ๐ up ๐บ a ๐ conversation with ๐ this ๐ guy ๐ฑ in ๐ the ๐ health-club locker ๐ room. ๐ฏ Nothing ๐ซ fruity, ๐ just ๐ a ๐ couple ๐ of ๐ฆ fellas ๐ฌ talking ๐ฃ about ๐ฆ their ๐ workout routines while ๐ enjoying a ๐ nice ๐ฅ hot ๐ฅ shower. ๐ฆ The ๐ guy ๐ฑ looked ๐ like ๐ a ๐ real ๐ฏ man's man, ๐จ tooโbig biceps, meaty ๐ฑ thighs, thick ๐ฑ neck. ๐ช He ๐จ didn't ๐ซ seem the ๐ least ๐ฏ bit ๐ gay. ๐จ At ๐ least ๐ฏ not ๐ซ until ๐ he ๐จ started ๐ข sucking ๐ my ๐จ cock, ๐ that ๐ is. ๐ฆ Where ๐ does ๐ this ๐ queer get ๐ the ๐ nerve to ๐ฆ suck ๐ my ๐จ cock? ๐ Did ๐ I ๐ look ๐ gay ๐จ to ๐ฆ him? ๐ด Was ๐ I ๐ wearing ๐ a ๐ pink ๐ท feather boa without ๐ซ realizing it? ๐ฏ I ๐ don't ๐ซ recall ๐ the ๐ phrase, ๐ซ "Suck my ๐จ cock" entering ๐ the ๐ conversation, and ๐ I ๐ don't ๐ซ have ๐ a ๐ sign ๐ฆ around ๐ my ๐จ neck ๐ช that ๐ reads, "Please, You ๐ Homosexuals, ๐ฏ Suck ๐ My ๐จ Cock." I've ๐ got ๐ธ nothing ๐ซ against ๐ซ homosexuals. ๐ฏ Let ๐ them ๐ฆ be ๐ free ๐ to ๐ฆ do ๐ their ๐ gay ๐จ thing ๐ด in ๐ peace, ๐ I ๐ say. ๐ฃ But ๐ when ๐ they ๐ฅ start ๐ sucking ๐ my ๐จ cock, ๐ then ๐ฎ I've ๐ got ๐ธ a ๐ real ๐ฏ problem. ๐ Then ๐ฎ there ๐ was ๐ the ๐ time ๐ I ๐ was ๐ hiking through ๐ฉ the ๐ woods ๐ and ๐ came ๐ฆ across ๐ a ๐ rugged-looking, blond-haired man ๐จ in ๐ his ๐ฆ early ๐ 30s. He ๐จ seemed straight ๐ enough ๐ฆ to ๐ฆ me ๐ญ while ๐ we ๐ฅ were ๐ถ bathing in ๐ that ๐ mountain ๐ต stream, but, ๐ before ๐ you ๐ know ๐ญ it, ๐ฏ he's ๐ฆ sucking ๐ my ๐จ cock. ๐ What ๐ฆ is ๐ฆ it ๐ฏ with ๐ these ๐ homos? Can't ๐ซ they ๐ฅ control ๐ง their ๐ sexual ๐ urges? Aren't ๐ซ there ๐ enough ๐ฆ gay ๐จ cocks ๐ out ๐ฏ there ๐ for ๐ them ๐ฆ to ๐ฆ suck ๐ on ๐ without ๐ซ them ๐ฆ having ๐ฌ to ๐ฆ target ๐ฏ normal ๐ people ๐จ like ๐ me? ๐ญ Believe ๐ me, ๐ญ I ๐ have ๐ no ๐ interest in ๐ getting ๐ฆ my ๐จ cock ๐ sucked by ๐ some ๐จ queer. But ๐ try ๐ telling ๐ that ๐ to ๐ฆ the ๐ guy ๐ฑ at ๐ the ๐ beach club. ๐ง Or ๐ the ๐ one ๐ค at ๐ the ๐ video ๐น store. ๐ช Or ๐ the ๐ one ๐ค who ๐ catered my ๐จ wedding. Or ๐ any ๐ฆ of ๐ฆ the ๐ countless other ๐ช homos who've come ๐ฆ on ๐ to ๐ฆ me ๐ญ recently. ๐ All ๐ฏ of ๐ฆ them ๐ฆ sucked my ๐จ cock, ๐ and ๐ there ๐ was ๐ nothing ๐ซ I ๐ could ๐ do ๐ to ๐ฆ stop ๐ซ them. ๐ฆ I ๐ tell ๐ฃ you, ๐ when ๐ a ๐ homosexual is ๐ฆ sucking ๐ your ๐ cock, ๐ a ๐ lot ๐ of ๐ฆ strange thoughts go ๐ through ๐ฉ your ๐ head: ๐ How ๐ฏ the ๐ hell ๐ฅ did ๐ this ๐ happen? ๐ฑ Where ๐ did ๐ this ๐ fairy ever ๐ get ๐ the ๐ idea ๐ก that ๐ I ๐ was ๐ gay? ๐จ And ๐ where ๐ did ๐ he ๐จ get ๐ those ๐ฅ fantastic ๐ฏ boots? ๐ข It ๐ฏ screws with ๐ your ๐ head ๐ at ๐ other ๐ช times, ๐ too. ๐ก Every ๐ time ๐ a ๐ man ๐จ passes ๐ฏ me ๐ญ on ๐ the ๐ street, ๐ฆ I'm ๐ afraid ๐ he's ๐ฆ going ๐ to ๐ฆ grab ๐ me ๐ญ and ๐ drag ๐ฌ me ๐ญ off ๐ด to ๐ฆ some ๐จ bathroom ๐ฝ to ๐ฆ suck ๐ my ๐จ cock. ๐ I've ๐ even ๐ started ๐ข to ๐ฆ visualize these ๐ repulsive cock-sucking episodes during ๐ the ๐ healthy, ๐ heterosexual marital relations I ๐ enjoy ๐ฏ with ๐ my ๐จ wifeโeven some ๐จ that ๐ haven't ๐ actually ๐ณ happened, ๐ like ๐ the ๐ sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with ๐ Vancouver Canucks forward ๐ฒ Mark ๐ Messier that ๐ I ๐ can't ๐ซ seem to ๐ฆ stop ๐ซ thinking ๐ญ about. ๐ฆ Things ๐ could ๐ be ๐ worse, ๐ซ I ๐ suppose. It ๐ฏ could ๐ be ๐ women ๐ฉ trying ๐ to ๐ฆ suck ๐ my ๐จ cock, ๐ which ๐ would ๐ช be ๐ adultery and ๐ would ๐ช make ๐ me ๐ญ feel ๐ tremendously guilty. ๐ฉ As ๐ it ๐ฏ is, ๐ฆ I'm ๐ just ๐ angry ๐ก and ๐ sickened. But ๐ believe ๐ me, ๐ญ that's ๐ฆ enough. ๐ฆ I ๐ don't ๐ซ know ๐ญ what ๐ฆ makes ๐ these ๐ homosexuals ๐ฏ mistake ๐ me ๐ญ for ๐ a ๐ guy ๐ฑ who ๐ wants ๐ฏ his ๐ฆ cock ๐ sucked, and, ๐ frankly, I ๐ don't ๐ซ want ๐ to ๐ฆ know. ๐ญ I ๐ just ๐ wish ๐ there ๐ were ๐ถ some ๐จ way ๐ซ to ๐ฆ get ๐ them ๐ฆ to ๐ฆ stop. ๐ซ I've ๐ tried ๐ all ๐ฏ sorts of ๐ฆ things ๐ to ๐ฆ get ๐ them ๐ฆ to ๐ฆ stop, ๐ซ but ๐ it ๐ฏ has ๐ all ๐ฏ been ๐ to ๐ฆ no ๐ avail. A ๐ few ๐ months ๐ back, ๐ I ๐ started ๐ข wearing ๐ an ๐น intimidating-looking black ๐ต leather ๐ฎ thong ๐ with ๐ menacing metal ๐ค studs in ๐ the ๐ hopes that ๐ it ๐ฏ would ๐ช frighten those ๐ฅ faggots ๐จ off, ๐ด but ๐ it ๐ฏ didn't ๐ซ work. ๐ข In ๐ fact, ๐ it ๐ฏ only ๐ฆ seemed to ๐ฆ encourage them. ๐ฆ Then, ๐ฎ I ๐ really ๐ started ๐ข getting ๐ฆ rough, slapping ๐ them ๐ฆ around ๐ whenever ๐ช they ๐ฅ were ๐ถ sucking ๐ my ๐จ cock, ๐ but ๐ that ๐ failed, ๐ซ too. ๐ก Even ๐ pulling out ๐ฏ of ๐ฆ their ๐ mouths just ๐ before ๐ ejaculation and ๐ shooting ๐ฆ sperm ๐ฆ all ๐ฏ over ๐ their ๐ face, ๐ neck, ๐ช chest ๐ and ๐ hair ๐ seemed to ๐ฆ have ๐ no ๐ effect. What ๐ฆ do ๐ I ๐ have ๐ to ๐ฆ do ๐ to ๐ฆ get ๐ the ๐ message ๐ง across ๐ to ๐ฆ these ๐ swishes? I ๐ swear, ๐ if ๐ these ๐ homosexuals ๐ฏ don't ๐ซ take ๐ a ๐ hint and ๐ quit ๐ข sucking ๐ my ๐จ cock ๐ all ๐ฏ the ๐ time, ๐ I'm ๐ going ๐ to ๐ฆ have ๐ to ๐ฆ resort to ๐ฆ drastic measuresโlike maybe ๐ pinning them ๐ฆ down ๐ป to ๐ฆ the ๐ cement floor ๐ฆ of ๐ฆ the ๐ loading dock with ๐ my ๐จ powerful ๐ช forearms and ๐ working ๐ข my ๐จ cock ๐ all ๐ฏ the ๐ way ๐ซ up ๐บ their ๐ butt ๐ so ๐ฏ they ๐ฅ understand ๐ loud ๐ and ๐ clear just ๐ how ๐ฏ much ๐ฅ I ๐ disapprove of ๐ฆ their ๐ unwelcome advances. I ๐ mean, ๐ you ๐ can't ๐ซ get ๐ much ๐ฅ more ๐ direct than ๐ that. ๐
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-11-09
This, but unironicslly.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-09
๐๐COCK๐๐ IS 1โฃ OF MY ๐FAVORITE๐ TASTES๐ ๐ฆ. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT BALLS๐ด๐ด SMELL๐ AMAZING๐. IT MAKES ME๐ GO A LITTLE CRAZY๐ต๐ฑ ON IT TO BE HONEST๐ณ. LIKE, I CANNOT GET IT๐๐ FAR ENOUGH DOWN๐MY๐THROAT๐ TO BE SATISFIED. IโM ONLY SATISFIED WHEN I FEEL THOSE INTENSE๐ฑ, POWERFUL๐ต, SALTY๐, HOT๐ฉ PUMPS OF ๐ฆCUM๐ฆ DOWN MY THROAT๐. WHEN I SIT ๐ ON MY HEELS๐ , LOOK UP๐ AT YOU๐ WITH ๐ฆCUM๐ฆ ALL OVER MY MOUTH๐๐ง AND SLOBBER๐ ๐ฆ RUNNING DOWN MY NECK๐ฉ๐ฉ, ๐HAIR ALL FUCKED UP๐ AND WIPE๐ MY MOUTH๐ WITH THE ๐ OF MY ARM๐ช AND ASKโโ YOU IF I DID A ๐ฏGOOD JOB๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ AND YOU CANNOT๐ตEVEN SPEAK๐ถ BECAUSE I'VE DRAINED๐ฉ ALL OF YOUR ENERGY๐ฅ๐ฅ OUT THE TIP๐ OF YOUR DICK๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฉ.... THAT'S WHEN I'M SATISFIED.๐๐๐๐
1 aliceunknown 2017-11-09
Edward, is it true you are married?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-09
Not yet. I'm engaged atm.
1 aliceunknown 2017-11-09
Does she know youโre my slave? ๐
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-09
Slave? Who what where?? ๐จ
1 aliceunknown 2017-11-09
You said youโd be my goy slave. ๐
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-09
I was pretending because this is public! I'd love to be a goy slave ๐
1 lunchza 2017-11-09
I hope you finally find happiness with him
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-09
:3
1 JasonJewnova 2017-11-09
If you're actually engaged I might have to rethink my entire worldview ๐จ
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-09
:p
1 aqouta 2017-11-09
You included my heal ๐
1 Alexlincoln2 2017-11-09
๐๐COCK๐๐ IS ๐ฆ 1โฃ ๐ฆ OF ๐ฆ MY ๐จ ๐FAVORITE๐ TASTES๐ ๐ฆ. NOT ๐ซ ONLY ๐ฆ THAT, ๐ BUT ๐ BALLS๐ด๐ด SMELL๐ AMAZING๐. IT ๐ฏ MAKES ๐ ME๐ GO ๐ A ๐ LITTLE ๐ CRAZY๐ต๐ฑ ON ๐ IT ๐ฏ TO ๐ฆ BE ๐ HONEST๐ณ. LIKE, ๐ I ๐ CANNOT ๐ซ GET ๐ IT๐๐ FAR ๐ ENOUGH ๐ฆ DOWN๐MY๐THROAT๐ TO ๐ฆ BE ๐ SATISFIED. IโM ๐ ONLY ๐ฆ SATISFIED WHEN ๐ I ๐ FEEL ๐ THOSE ๐ฅ INTENSE๐ฑ, POWERFUL๐ต, SALTY๐, HOT๐ฉ PUMPS ๐จ OF ๐ฆ ๐ฆCUM๐ฆ DOWN ๐ป MY ๐จ THROAT๐. WHEN ๐ I ๐ SIT ๐บ ๐ ON ๐ MY ๐จ HEELS๐ , LOOK ๐ UP๐ AT ๐ YOU๐ WITH ๐ ๐ฆCUM๐ฆ ALL ๐ฏ OVER ๐ MY ๐จ MOUTH๐๐ง AND ๐ SLOBBER๐ ๐ฆ RUNNING ๐จ DOWN ๐ป MY ๐จ NECK๐ฉ๐ฉ, ๐HAIR ALL ๐ฏ FUCKED ๐ฉ UP๐ AND ๐ WIPE๐ MY ๐จ MOUTH๐ WITH ๐ THE ๐ ๐ OF ๐ฆ MY ๐จ ARM๐ช AND ๐ ASKโโ YOU ๐ IF ๐ I ๐ DID ๐ A ๐ ๐ฏGOOD JOB๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ AND ๐ YOU ๐ CANNOT๐ตEVEN SPEAK๐ถ BECAUSE ๐ I'VE ๐ DRAINED๐ฉ ALL ๐ฏ OF ๐ฆ YOUR ๐ ENERGY๐ฅ๐ฅ OUT ๐ฏ THE ๐ TIP๐ OF ๐ฆ YOUR ๐ DICK๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฉ.... THAT'S ๐ฆ WHEN ๐ I'M ๐ SATISFIED.๐๐๐๐
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-11-09
/u/Ed_ButteredToast's cancer has spread too far. It's time to start the sub on chemotherapy
1 zergling_Lester 2017-11-09
In a sense, this is chemotherapy.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-11-09
Then it's time to turn it up to 11
1 PlvGdm 2017-11-09
Or just fucking pull the plug. The cancer has spread too far.
1 Ennui2778 2017-11-09
Daddy /u/Spez plz ban.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-11-09
/u/spez euthanize r/subreddit drama and r/drama please!
1 ayylmao999999 2017-11-09
Just euthanize reddit
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-11-09
/u/spez please
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-11-09
I said we should used immunotherapy, not chemo.
Actually just stop, let the patient die.
1 aqouta 2017-11-09
Bring back zozbot
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-11-09
Bot lives matter!
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-11-09
1 DayOfTheRake 2017-11-09
I'm torn between wanting to say "that's not harassment, you moron", and wanting to defend a guy who got called a Klansman for pissing off a celebrity.
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-11-09
It's as much 'harassment' as most of the 'male feminists are rapists!' stuff is, tbh. Half of that shit wouldn't even get a raised eyebrow among sane people. Hitting on chicks, mostly.
1 nonplussed__ 2017-11-09
just skip down to "Jezebel talked to three women with stories" for probably the funniest set of career-damaging allegations.
1 jimmahdean 2017-11-09
"I consensually fucked this guy and didn't like how he talked about it so now I'm traumatized!"
1 metameanderer 2017-11-09
Lol talking about your "sexual assault" on a podcast called The Struggle Bus.
1 LightUmbra 2017-11-09
Kill me please
1 Whatafuxup 2017-11-09
the problem is when you spend all of your free time shitting on "sexist pigs reeeee" and then you do the same shit you accuse them of, you get bamboozled.
1 rewind45 2017-11-09
Ill defend Mariah because those titties are insane.
1 Assy-McGee 2017-11-09
came here to say tits
1 GunOfSod 2017-11-09
Came here to say TITrCJ
1 leetdood_shadowban2 2017-11-09
I haven't really seen any top comments defending weinstein or spacey, or even middle level comments...
1 Randydandy69 2017-11-09
Incels called him Harvey chadstein
1 GoblinVapes 2017-11-09
Clearly Incels speak for the large quiet population of Reddit
1 do0rkn0b 2017-11-09
Most of you are incels so ya
1 GoblinVapes 2017-11-09
Wat
1 do0rkn0b 2017-11-09
You're ugly and no one will ever want you.
1 ATissu 2017-11-09
Rude :(
1 GoblinVapes 2017-11-09
Your bf finds me cute
1 do0rkn0b 2017-11-09
No she doesn't.
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-11-09
That's what glory holes are for retard
1 darth_stroyer 2017-11-09
Uses his power and money because he's a fat ugly jew that can't get laid any other way Chad
1 rewind45 2017-11-09
Ill defens Mariah if she promises to harass me.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-11-09
Please don't make me start a "stop posting mariah carey" thread
1 aqouta 2017-11-09
Do these people honestly believe society doesn't attempt to more harshly punish men and takes situations where women are the victim more seriously? I mean by all means argue that the reason behind that is that we hold women to a lower standard of agency which sucks for them when credit is dished out but you don't get to have your cake and eat it too here. Weinstein was a man who harassed women so he's the most criticized followed by spaced because he's a man who harassed men and people don't actually give a shit about Mariah because she's a woman who harassed men, half of society doesn't even think that's wrong and is going to make stupid "they're lucky๐๐๐๐๐" jokes.
People are talking about power abuse in her case because they legitimately are having trouble coming to terms with the possibility of a woman wronging men.
1 Alexlincoln2 2017-11-09
Do ๐ these ๐ people ๐จ honestly ๐ believe ๐ society doesn't ๐ณ attempt to ๐ฆ more ๐ harshly punish men ๐น and ๐ takes ๐ situations where ๐ women ๐ฉ are ๐ข the ๐ victim more ๐ seriously? ๐ I ๐ mean ๐ by ๐ all ๐ฏ means ๐ argue that ๐ the ๐ reason ๐ behind ๐ that ๐ is ๐ฆ that ๐ we ๐ฅ hold ๐ women ๐ฉ to ๐ฆ a ๐ lower standard of ๐ฆ agency which ๐ sucks ๐ for ๐ them ๐ฆ when ๐ credit ๐ซ is ๐ฆ dished out ๐ฏ but ๐ you ๐ don't ๐ซ get ๐ to ๐ฆ have ๐ your ๐ cake ๐ and ๐ eat ๐ it ๐ฏ too ๐ก here. ๐ Weinstein was ๐ a ๐ man ๐จ who ๐ harassed women ๐ฉ so ๐ฏ he's ๐ฆ the ๐ most ๐ฏ criticized followed by ๐ spaced because ๐ he's ๐ฆ a ๐ man ๐จ who ๐ harassed men ๐น and ๐ people ๐จ don't ๐ซ actually ๐ณ give ๐ a ๐ shit ๐ฉ about ๐ฆ Mariah because ๐ she's ๐ป a ๐ woman ๐ฉ who ๐ harassed men, ๐น half ๐ of ๐ฆ society doesn't ๐ณ even ๐ think ๐ญ that's ๐ฆ wrong ๐ and ๐ is ๐ฆ going ๐ to ๐ฆ make ๐ stupid ๐ฉ "they're lucky๐๐๐๐๐" jokes. People are ๐ข talking ๐ฃ about ๐ฆ power ๐ช abuse ๐ซ in ๐ her ๐ฉ case ๐ because ๐ they ๐ฅ legitimately are ๐ข having ๐ฌ trouble ๐ฑ coming ๐ฆ to ๐ฆ terms with ๐ the ๐ possibility of ๐ฆ a ๐ woman ๐ฉ wronging men. ๐น
1 aqouta 2017-11-09
Agreed
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2017-11-09
The only worthwhile things in CB2 are the stickied mod comments.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-11-09
u/mokoneko_ like your cracker ass knows anything about hip hop
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-11-09
I'm torn on this because I'm all about that free the nipple, but I loathe everything else about Mariah Carey.