heroin conspiracy on r/pics

32  2017-11-09 by bleepis

71 comments

No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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Good for her for getting clean but the only difference between the 2 pics I can tell is make up. She didnt get deep enough to get a drug face.

/u/magsdeedsss go on drugs again and quit after you're really ugly.

Thanks for linking this butthole.

That's what got that thread locked.

Hey it's you again! That mean af dude from the room porn sub. Hi!

I am a woman, assclown.

Everybody is a dude on drama! Don't be a bigot pls. Respect our culture 😤

The people on this sub are weird as fuck.

Highly entertaining, though. I very much appreciate it.

Wow! That never would have occurred to me that is what that meant. Thank you.

Pull your pants down, bend over and spread your cheeks. That's bussy. NOW SHOW BUSY OR GTFO!

Unfortunately, I have a lady pussy.

lady

Don't you think you're overstating things here...?

Bussy is a boy pussy. I just found this out.

I have a lady pussy.

You have gussy, lussy doesn't sound right.

I have a pussy. Stop being weird.

You stop being weird. Walking around with that gussy between your legs, ignoring the majesty of the bussy.

Bussy or GTFO! REEEEEEEEE

Shaved or unshaved?

You are not supposed to shave down there.

Sometimes I get waxed and sometimes I don't.

Do you currently have a full bush? What color?

The carpet matches the drapes.

What color are the drapes?

You will just have to stalk my profile, weirdo.

You should grow your hair back out.

I did. It's back to covering my boobs.

How big are they?

lady pussy

DISCUSTING

Mods, please ban this degenerate.

/u/ComedicSans please ban this...thing that is contaminating our pure subreddit.

I'm a pussy aficionado though.

I also have a New Zealand accent, /u/FucksGuysWithAccents. Just saying.

I'm a pussy aficionado though.

Ban yourself.

I also have a New Zealand accent

Doesn't everyone have an accent? What is (((her))) username even supposed to mean?

I'm a pussy aficionado though.

Ban yourself.

I also have a New Zealand accent

Doesn't everyone have an accent? What is (((her))) username even supposed to mean?

Americans don't have an accent, they have an array of speech impediments.

Oh hey!

You should totally ban /u/shallowm

If you ban him, and perhaps a few other jam boys at my discretion, I will use the new chat feature to cyber with you and the other r/drama mods whenever you want. We could have the best Reddit chat orgies in the history of the internet. Your keyboard will be sticky for weeks.

Whaddayasay????????

;-)

Hahaha. Acceptable.

Where the fuck are the mods?

Man, that bitch is on to you.

You'd do well to ignore Ed,everyone else does. He just got back from a reddit ban for using a bunch of alts to upvote his own posts.

Meh...I let people give me a chance to make my judgements of them ;-)

I don't need a chance, I'm pretty much an asshole all the time. I have my motives and they're never good.

Do you have a feminine penis?

Is that like having a big clit?

No, it's like having a feminine fucking penis. Does your nasty gussy render you unable to understand these things?

Indeed it does.

Why don't you mansplain some more stuff to me?

Sure thing, only """pretend""" camp homosexuals know things, after all. It's why this sub exists.

Gusts? No thanks, I'm trying to achieve wizard powers so just busy for me.

Perfect. Let's fucc

Reddit on Friday nights is so horny.

Thanks, but I am good.

You don't like the gussy?

It's an acquired taste that I have to be in the mood for.

herro you rike a man with accent? me so ronery

Change that "might" to "definitely" boo xoxoxo

Want some shitty chicken?

I see you're new here. Someone made a bot last month just to lock every post on a subreddit because their AutoMod auto-locked everything that was cross-linked

I am new.

I am so happy to have found a safe-space for assholes :-)

Assholes, bullies, sexual deviants (like me) and right-wing extremists all call this place home. Welcome!

This is everyone’s home, jackass. We got retards, lefttards, righttards, centertards, fucktards and shittards. Everything under the sun. So no fucking mole people yet

We are reddit's sad, saggy statue of liberty. We even take incels.

You watch how you talk or I'll make you fuck my wife

And I love you all so much!!

Any radical centrists

So no fucking mole people yet

There used to be a ginger that posted here. Same thing basically.

We're actually south park neutrals not assholes but we have a pr problem. Also most of us are assholes.

I don't want to alarm you, but there is a furry right behind you in that picture. If you haven't already gotten checked treatment to avoid infection is very simple: quickly, but carefully wash a cyanide pill down with a half gallon of bleach.

That's a man-bear-pig and I am fine.

A man, bear and pig were involved reproductively to produce it, it's a furry.

It's not safe. There's a lot of sexual assaults

Promise?

No

Don't forget it happened last year too with the degenerate legbeards at /r/relationships.

<3