r/ChapoTrapHouse on Trump declaring National victims of communism day: "Yes, all those poor, poor victims like (squints) actual Nazis and Hitler, literally Hitler."

115  2017-11-09 by SnackBier

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Is this... is this a joke? [25 Points]

I was born in Bucharest. It's not a joke to people who suffered under Ceausescu. [-26 points]

Is this a case of ideologically induced retardation?

Man, the people in that sub love the sound of their own voices.

You know that fat dude who always tries to attempt wit but is really just obnoxious and really annoying? You know, the fat who would never shut up and everyone hates him in RL but on the internet he considers himself some kind of meta-ironic-FYAD superstar?

That's every poster in Chapo.

Also r/drama tbf

How dare you, our daddies keep us on strict diets.

Then explain why /u/Zachums is so obese

He keeps me large and in charge because my fupa makes it feel like he's grabbing a pussy.

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why?

Because I said so, isn't that enough?

no, why?

I just told you why. Because I think so. I'm sorry if that's not enough for you; to help deal with this feeling of unfulfillment I recommend asking your girlfriend (waifu pillow) how she does it.

my waifu pillow isn't my gf

Don't let her find out she's the sidepiece.

no, we're just friends. she loves me like a brother.

Don't expose me to your weird incest fantasies, freak.

Her words? or yours?

yours.

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haha like i ever have tried to make a decent post

im not fat

Didn't you post a stand up video of yours in this sub one time?

Oh my god that's pathetic.

uh yeah. Dunno why you keep bringing that up, Zachums but before I transitioned I utterly crushed the threads here and got like five reddit gold for my last post.

Anyways, here it is again. Years ago but in my prime, you dumb idiot baby. Now watch this for a true stand up master.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7_C6G194nE

I’ve never actually watched the video, I just bring up that fact whenever you accuse other people of being unfunny in the hopes that it strikes some nerve. Someone else watch it and lemme know if he’s funny or not.

if you wanna strike a nerve with me, post a passionate post on /r/socialism so I can sperg out at it and link it here.

I forgot to ask, but when you say

before I transitioned

you mean

pm me - I got some killer research for you to do.

Please never set foot on a stage ever again.

wow rude.

wow

that's exactly what i expected a drama poster to look and about how funny i expected them to be

it's true

the memes are all true

This is oddly specific

Sidenote: Guys like that are named Ian.

(Jayden) or Scott I.E.

This is uncannily accurate

I'm not fat

implying we dont

But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun, theirs are cruel and tragic.

They're just gray wolves taking chuds to cum town.

I want Donald Trump's name on that list

2edgy4me

Is it edginess if it's heartfelt?

TIL that my great-grandpa was literally Hitler.

He'd be pretty disappointed in you tbh

I love how this factoid of 100 million dead has just become cemented in the chud mind as unassailable truth.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Book_of_Communism#Criticism

/u/Chapotalist_Pig Using the same tactics that Holocaust deniers use, I see.

Living long enough to see yourself become the villain, but unironically.

Holocaust

Huh? Whats that?

When Spudland ran out of potatoes and half the ones that didn't die emigrated to other countries and ruining them. See also: The Diaspudra.

ruining them

Watch it shylock, you're talking to the next president of murica 🤴

There's laws against that, thankfully.

What laws?

Spuds not born here can't be president

That's ok I'll just get in touch with O'bamas birth cert guy.

And if that doesn't work I'll take the country by force with mine and /u/ladyvetinari s child soldiers.

it piss

I love that if you read what they linked, it says it's probably closer to 65-95mil. That makes it okay!

u/3spooky5stirner

Yes, all those poor, poor victims like (squints) actual Nazis and Hitler, literally Hitler.

I think you are forgetting about a few tens of millions russian citizens.

Well, actually they deserved all they got. And honestly, it was just a few people. Those high numbers are naztie propaganda, don't believe everything you see on the web. Now excuse while i read this blog called communism-is-the-best.tumblr.com about the wonders of communism and why capitalism is ebil

They were all freeloaders or nazis. I mean we all know that those who are smart and hardworking enough to generate a surplus are freeloaders, right?

Dekulakization

Dekulakization (Russian: раскулачивание, raskulachivanie, Ukrainian: розкуркулення, rozkurkulennia) was the Soviet campaign of political repressions, including arrests, deportations, and executions of millions of the better-off peasants and their families in 1929–1932. The Soviet authorities labeled the richer peasants 'kulaks' and portrayed them as class enemies.

More than 1.8 million peasants were deported in 1930–1931. The campaign had the stated purpose of fighting counter-revolution and of building socialism in the countryside.


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Why does wiki downplay this to only 3 years?

I don't think wikipedia necessarily downplays it: it's just one campaign to exterminate contributing members of society free the proletariat from the bourgies - in this case successful farmers oppressive capitalist land thieves. There were many more mass extermination events 'land-reforms' and whatnot.

I just find Dekulakization a fascinating one. All those farmers, who just a couple years previous came out of servitude to the czar, working their butts off to generate a surplus - and what's their reward? Gratitude for their hard work that enables division of labor and thus improves everyone's life? Not with the commies! Here comes the greater good™ - and remember: commies are really morally virtuous and upstanding people.

And what was the result of executing the most effective/successful farmers? Massive food shortages!

Nobody could have seen that one coming.

Kulaks got what they deserved

Calling those killed by Mao and North Korea "squints" is pretty fucking racist.

Worrying about racism is idpol which just distracts from the class struggle.

But racism IS applicable to capitialist societies. Because of their inherent hierarchy, y'know. True communism doesn't have hierarchy, so no race! It will be really grand when we finally enlighten those savage peoples.

That person isn't calling anybody a "squint". They mean literally squinting. It's a meme. Like you're saying something aloud, then you squint to read your notes.

Yeah. I get it. I was just taking the opportunity to insinuate that commies don't give a shit about the lives of asian people. Because, well, commies don't give a shit about the lives of asian people.

Na, I’m pretty sure they’re calling asian squints, racist fucks

Just search for "squints" on twitter and you'll get dozens of examples of this format, e.g. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Why are you excusing racism? Being an apologist for bigotry is fucked up

but is it wrong?

Stay mad Nazi scum

Ill stay mad at Nazi scum, sure. But I wont forget about the Evils of Communism either.

lmao eat my ass dipshit, maybe then something halfway intelligent will come outta your mouth at once

Sorry I don't find tankies to be terribly inspiring. With all that denial genociding going on they don't deserve my respect.

You must hate America then

Ohh yeah America, sooo genocidal. Unlike innocent and pure communism. /s I'm sure you will be linking the typical tanky propaganda now.

lol

So nothing then. Keep up with the communist genocide denial btw. Its perfect to demonstrate how shitty communism is, to non infected and keep the cancer from growing.

lmao I'm not gonna waste my time arguing in good faith with some dipshit called "zweibelhans" what was "IluvthetasteofHitlerscock1488" already taken?

Told you already I'll have nothing to do with socialist scum be they the racist type or the tanky type. You lost this argument before you were born.

lmao

I'm glad I could entertain. Remember though property is theft. Better go give your phone to a poor person now that were done.

lmao

pls don't tell me that is Che HRC

That's amazing.

The Holy Mother Mayo o7

She looks like a skeleton

hopefully soon amirite

Yoooooo I want that shirt

The shirt is available here

Don't these tankies sluts realize that if they get their wish the new gubbermint will certainly take control of the internet. Then these fat fucks couldn't bitch all day about how oppressed they are.

Finally a reason to get behind communism

They'd be the first against the wall really.

Me too. No porn streaming no real reason to keep going. That's why I fear the zombie apocalypse. No more porn.

Well except hot nasty zombie porn, naturally.

Magazines exist you know

cold nasty zombie porn, naturally.

Umm. . .well. . .the thing is. . . friction causes heat.

Are you kidding they dream of a world in which your government provides internet is cut off if you say “stupid”

They also don't realize that just because they work at mcdonalds that they're still Bourgeois to most of the world

Their main counter point is always capitalism killed way more but to come to that conclusion they just atrribute like every death to capitalism.

capitalism brought so many out of poverty.

“Little Jimmy huffed 3 cans of paint and died trying to shit out of his car’s window while he was driving. ALL THANKS TO CAPITALISM

Because communism effect nearly every aspect of society any deaths due to a cause that capitalism does not cover is "due to capitalism"

So a junkie getting stabbed to death is a "Capitalist body" because under communism he would have been taken care of

Its impossible to under body-count them with that method, especially for a system that has been formally around for less than 150 years

Someone told me the other day that deaths from malaria were due to capitalism.

Lives lost due to discarded sperms is caused by capitalism. This is an undeniable truth.

Fun fact. Tons of African countries applied some sort of socialism, because their smart class got their diploma from Soviet States(Third-Mondialism was the furor in the left these days).

It obviously didn't work. I know because I had some Marxist professors telling me about their experiments (French-Africa shady partnership) and they weren't proud of it at all.

Burkina Faso worked until the capitalist powers got mad and overthrew the government.

I suppose it can be considered one of less worse communist, with Tito and Castro. Still, they mostly changed the flag on the local militia.

Everyone knows that when socialist or communist forces came to power in African countries like Ethiopia, Somalia, Zimbabwe, and Angola, they created complete paradises free of all the suffering the rest of Africa faces supposedly due to capitalism.

They count those as deaths from capitalism

People dying under Nazism is Nazism working, people dying under Communism is Communism failing.

Sure seems like Communism does an awful lot of failing 🤔 Maybe it's a trash ism and should be gulag'd. I know our machine runs on blood and oil but at least it works and not just on paper. These chucklefucks always seem to forget about the $billions$ our white guilt dumps on the third world, too.

Sorry Kulak this is just a bug in the system

Next time you'll get it right!

empirical results of communist experiments

Well sir, let me explain to you in 8000 words why this time will be different

Save it for your whiteness studies thesis, commie filth!

Nazism is like a surgeon removing your cancer. Communism is like a surgeon removing your dick.

Nazism is like a drunken boxer who watched fifteen minutes of YouTube videos trying to remove your prostate cancer using his scalpel as a probe.

But, still, prostate cancer does have to be eradicated. Nazis have good intentions.

I guess Aktion T4 would spare us your posting, so you're not all wrong

Neo-conservatism is like a trained, sober doctor removing your prostate cancer with the proper tools.

Salve, citizen.

You'll work harder with a gun in your back for a bowl of rice a day...

Idk communism is a pretty cool.

And political science teachers everywhere weap.

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Iphone problems. ;_;

It autocorrected to "weap"? There's no such word, why is it in the iPhone's autocorrect dictionary?

I found it an amusing typo that wasn't corrected so I kept it. Also, I just looked it up and it is an acronym for "Wisconsin Early Autism Project". Autism speaks, it's time to listen. 😌

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or rejoice because they are the ones brainwashing these retards

And the filthy kulaks who deserved their slaughter, right guys?

I just want to see hillbilly commisars shooting these soyboys under the red banner of Hammer and Trucknuts.

Imagine being a communist in 2017

victims of communism

Literally Hitler

Hitler suicides

Hitler was a commie confirmed

N A T I O N A L S O C I A L I S M

Stalin was the original absolute boy

I actually seriousposted on Hacker News (a site even more of libertarianjerk than Reason) that Socialism was "shared suffering" or something to that effect. I got a lot of shit for it.

So, like have they stopped teaching european history in college?

these people are never in a good light when i'm exposed to them

I love how this factoid of 6 million dead has just become cemented in the chud mind as unassailable truth.

fixed that shit for you, /u/Chapotalist_Pig

It's a round number, so it sticks.Doesn't matter that it is too large, it sticks.

i completely agree, /u/Heywood12 those "gas chambers" clearly weren't even capable of killing that many people.

Lol just last week I got into an argument with some CHUD convinced that 'millions' died in the concentration camps. The numbers aren't even physically possible and still they eat them up.

too true my dude, /u/cykosys stay woke

Big Lie, classic jewish propaganda psyops technique.

very well put brother /u/enduranceVoguing

/u/Chapotalist_Pig /u/Heywood12 /u/ckyosys

Haha good on you guys, showing those capitalist scum who's boss. Maybe during the inevitable worldwide communist revolution, they'll remember your flawless logic before they die of starvation

Too bad for you that Reddit forwarded your comment. I will forward yours to the other two people (who I don't know) so this ought to be fun.

Ah, shithead, I was taking about the Holodomor, not the Holocaust. For a guy that uses a swastika as an avatar, I thought you knew the difference.

Yes, they think they are dunking by comparing it to Holocaust denial. Stalin was extremely bad, but some people only get mad when you kill your own people, lives elsewhere don't really matter.

....And they will use sockpuppets and complaining to the mods to try to blank all this, another Wikipedia tactic. Jimbo Wales's playground taught a jillion social media people how to play dirty, it was like Top Gun for Internet trolls.

mods delet this now. the chapo house is on to us

he knows u dumb commie scum he was making a joke maybe ur familiar with them? ur millionaire-podcast attempts to make them all the time.

p.s. end your life NOW

No comment karma, been on the site for 11 hours - so you are a sockpuppet of u/Whatafuxup, I'm guessing. Old Wikipedia strategy, using your socks to defend you or chime in.

hey /u/Not_Todd_Bronson, since we are the same people, do you want to come over my house later and bang?

i was making a joke, retard. the fact that you cant pick up on the obvious similarities proves how far aware from self realization you are.

communist twenty somethings are intrinsically retarded

they still dont realise that denying communisms death toll comes across identical to holocaust revisionism to normal people

"the USSR wasn't communist when it suits us" seems to be the line of reasoning there. Fuck that, I'm dumb enough already, not losing any more brain cells.

Don’t worry, it’ll work this time!

It would be effective population control...