Smallville's Allison Mack 'second in command of sex cult'. With bonus man hands pic.

81  2017-11-09 by TSwizzlesNipples

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tfw you'll never be part of the Allison Mack sex cult

Feels bad man

I want to join!!!

Is this what happens when Scientology is too low-key for someone?

Hollywood being a degenrate cesspool, well imagine my shock

The former spokesman, Frank Parlato, says that Mack introduced corporeal punishment to the society, called DOS

corporeal

Daily Mail

Non-corporeal punishment would be something to see.

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Frank's website is kind of amazing. Frank is an ex-member who got convicted of fraud by the IRS, and decided to get revenge by creating a website detailing the cult in baffling detail.

Girl next door crushes are not working out lately. Just waiting for it to come out Lisa Loeb's an actual lizard person.

Holy shit Lisa Loeb. Are you older than me or is she still relevant?

Both, probably.

This guy has to be older than even me.

what do you mean? This just made her so much hotter to me.

This is the only thing that’s ever made me half-seriously consider watching Smallville, tbh.

Don't. It's fucking awful and Superman is queer.

The prospect of Superbussy isn’t the deterrent you seem to think it is.

Becareful for when he clenches.

Bussy of steel, benis of Kleenex

This looks like a fucking linkara bit

Odd intro for a gay porn?

I have a lot of respect for anyone that manages to run a successful sex cult. It can't be easy.

How do you get started in that line of work? Asking for a friend...

I think step one is renting a haunted house during the off season.

Done.

Most sex cults are just some old guy rounding up a bunch of teenagers with some religious bullshit or drugs, just requires some balls, no morals and some luck.

My favorite is the Oneida Community. A Christian sex cult that somehow managed to devolve into silverware manufacturing.

Is this some 5d spoon chess?

This week on REEEEEEEEE!:

Elliot attempts to start a sex cult, but the girls are creeped out as soon as he approaches them.

tfw you'll never be in a secret sex club led by a third rate actress

Not sure what to feel about this. On one side I'm almost refractary to sex, on the other side I feel excluded. Meh.

Events like this make me wish my life was a little less well put together.

third rate

You're being very generous. This chick makes Kathy Griffin look famous.

Mack created DOS with the intention of turning it into a worldwide organization that would be a 'force for good and a female force against evil'.

When girl power goes too far.

Brb looking for sex cults in local area. Call it "investigative journalism"

Mack appears to have mostly quit acting. The last roles she had were on TV in 2015.

"Quit".

This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 89%. (I'm a bot)


On Wednesday, a former spokesman for the group, Frank Parlato, told The Sun that an 'Emmy Award-winning actress' is a 'key recruiter' for DOS.While The Sun did not name the actress, DailyMail.com can reveal that she is Allison Mack, who played Clark Kent's sidekick Chloe Sullivan on the long-running CW series Smallville.

From there, Mack has several slaves of her own who are then ordered to recruit a group of slaves themselves, and it spreads down from there like a pyramid scheme.

The Frank Report alleges that it was Mack who introduced corporeal punishment to the group.


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Are all brands awful looking or is it something about those ones?

Yes.

They need to be jailed just for the shitty lines on those brands. Were they done with a fucking coat hanger?

Well, they're scratched a stroke at a time, while the recipient is wriggling in pain. It's a drawn out process. If they wanted them to look neat and identical, they would have used an actual brand. But that would be less painful and not as symbolic.

This has been one hell of a rabbit hole lmao.

who in turn must recruit their own set of slaves or else face corporeal punishment

As opposed to ethereal punishment.

Dude, I had a crush on her when Smallville had its original run.

This is amazing.

She then presides over a small group of slaves, who in turn must recruit their own set of slaves or else face corporeal punishment

Ok that's fucking hilarious, they've introduced multi-level marketing into their sex cult. Also corporal punishment you dumbass Mail hack.