"May I masturbate right infront of you"

211  2017-11-09 by LefthandedLunatic

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Promoting anarchofascism for 5 years and counting.

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Mayos ain't got no asses.

The muffin top distracts from any semblance of an ass anyway.

Oh boy, it's in all the wrong places. Hips don't lie :(

That ain't a muffin top, that's a space station.

Louis C K isn't a mayo he's a Jew

and latin@

Is he really?

Every population has its outliers in both directions, but being on the low end of Jewish verbal IQ doesn't stop him benefitting from Jewish nepotism.

He’s only 1/4 so you can have him.

Ive got a pretty solid booty if I️ say so myself

post a pic

I️ don’t think you can handle this jelly

Send booty pics

Mayos who don't hit do squats ain't got no asses

He caused a fucking tsunami when he got in the tub.

I love how it put out a candle

Yeah it's a funny show.

Thanks, this is great for my anorexia 💗

if you really wanna go deep she pegs him at some point in season 5

Is Louie worth watching? I vaguely remember seeing a few episodes years ago

i love it, but it's weird. it'd not dramedy or whatever people say, it's more like a version of Woody Allen that's actually funny and actually sometimes makes good points (i think W.A. is eh on both of these)

a good example episode to try is 4.2, "Model," in which Louie tries to open for Seinfeld in front of Hamptons types, and meets an astronauts daughter.

Hmm, sounds interesting. I'll give it a watch, thanks!

it gets more arty and up its own ass as it goes on. personally i think the first 3 seasons are better but some prefer it after that. it is generally very good tho.

it's more like a version of Woody Allen that's actually funny

sir

Woody Allen has like 4 good movies. Considering he has made about 400 that's a pretty shit success rate.

It has a laugh track so no.

Got a ni[B][B]a a pornhub link or something?

You have been 🅱anned from r/dankmemes.

RIP

u/serialflamingo pls rate this bussy

I don't see any bussy in this gif.

I take this seriously, just because no one else in this sub knows what bussy means smdh

He has a really long torso

His torso looks as if it changed its mind about what it was supposed to look like halfway down, it's bizarre.

That's how women look fam

I choose to live my life as a woman now.

Give me a call bb

Ugh, so creepy. Keep your toxic masculinity in your pants.

Would you mind if I tugged my toxic masculinity right in front of you?

What the hell, I'm always up for a good game of Pretend.

Wait, doesn't bussy = boy pussy = the ass?

The bussy is the hole, you're thinking of the bussybuns.

I mean when a chick shows her pussy I rarely actually see the "hole" it refers to the entire unit.

do not bussysplain to me, I am the bussysplainer.

He has fucking Hank Hill's ass.

bussypass

Worse imo

NAR URETHR

Hank is thicker than he is

My God that is an unattractive body.

It looks like there is an unexplainable force pushing his buttcheeks as far into eachother as they can go.

It makes me wonder if his ass has been inadvertently dragged forwards from the frontal pressure of excessive masturbation.

The sixth victim.

Ass boobies

Shit and hes getting in the tub with Bobby

what is wrong with you people

how much time do you have?

Bipolar 2.

Hey me too

🅱️enis

OK is anyone NOT a rapist?

I don't think I am, but I have been known to sleepwalk.

Bill burr seems alright joe rogan too and George carlin probably didn't but who knows

Joe's intro is "Hello Freak Bitches". That could be projection.

Joe Rogan has probably never had sex with someone who was sober enough to consent.

What about his wife?

Men are bigger for a reason.

underrated comment

My pastor said it's so we can hold doors open for some 😇

Your childhood drama is making you misremember.

it's so we can hold women "open" against doors

FTFY

He was making a euphemism. He was talking about how you could hold your cheeks open to give him some of that bussy meat

did he rape anyone?

Do their eyes count?

Only if he put his penis in the eye holes

Literally or metaphorically?

Yes.

I don't like labels.

No.

Mel Gibson.

Press F to pay respect.

F

I haven't raped anyone

No, didn't you hear the feminists, all men are rapists. It is the default condition.

Just because YOU think you aren't one and can't think of a single rape, doesn't mean you aren't already a serial rapist.

Only a feminist secret court can determine that.

You can use this easy rule of thumb, if you ever had contact with a woman and your interaction wasn't mediated by a notary, you probably did some rapes right there.

I suggest you turn yourself in to your local feminism reeducation center where you will be tagged in the sexual rape offender registry and your brain will be rearranged to be at least barely functional in today's society.

They will probably install you a shock collar for a few years that will shoot 25 joules into your pecker everytime you do a rape. Which you will find out, happens several tines per day.

Eventually, ask those eye rape, word rape and attention rapes will be forcibly removed from your personality.

Usually after six mouths, if you don't show enough improvement, they will cut off your genitals. This is the most effective part of the treatment and is a normal part of being a man in today's society. Few males actually can handle having a sex, those select few are called Chads.

Now that is a quality post.

i'm straight now

I was straight before, now I've renewed my dedication to the gym life so my wife never has to see something like that coming at her.

Is he holding his thighs together in a way so we can't see his penis? It would explain the really quick stop he makes while stepping in, and his slow movements (or maybe that's just so he doesn't slip and fall).

I don't think so. But either way, you got me to stare at Louis CK's ass looking for a glimpse of his dick or balls, so you win.

Louis CK wins, really.

It's to hide the chastity cage and butt plug.

You can see his dick in another movie. It looks like a pigs tail, all curly and pink.

Implying you could see his micropenis from behind without him trying to touch his toes.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

Somehow I thought of Archimedes after seeing this.

I really enjoyed his comedy, now alot of it has less funny meanings

Now I can finally fap to it since I know it's true.

Thunderous Silent Grizzlybear

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