"Me 28f, him 31m, dating about 5 months but 2 months exclusive. I have IBS which I've told him about but he hasn't really experienced much as I'm careful about my triggers when out, but I have told him I need to have a bathroom accessible and that I have some intolerances and issues so I'm careful of what I eat out.
We went to the opening of a winter wonderland thing which was like a fair withice skating and local food stalls. Dunno what I ate but my stomach starts cramping and I tell him embarrassed that my IBS is flaring up and I might be a while in the rest room. Phone signal is sketchy so I tell him I'll find hi next to the skating rink once I'm done. I'm in the loo about 40 mins which I feel terrible about, then I can't find him.
I text him, try calling, then wait at the rink for a further hour. Nothing. He was my ride so I have to get a taxi home. Send him more msgs. Still nothing 4 hours later, gone midnight. I'm genuinely worried thinking maybe he was injured or mugged or something so I msg his sister on Facebook (they share a house) and she says he came home drunk hours ago.
He says I took so long he assumed I'd gone home.. even tho he'd driven, claims he texted me but it never went through and he decided to go out with some buddies since I had ditched him and then didn't check his msgs.
I'm so annoyed, confused and frustrated, and he's not apologised just said no one ever takes that long in the rest room and he was just being logical and assumed it was a bad date. He then even accused me of taking so long deliberately as a test and said he wasn't a dog to be left waiting outside and I should be aware not to play games with him. I really liked him but now I'm thinking this is a deal breaker but the friends I've asked for advice also really like him and say tis is clearly just a miscommunication issue.
tl;dr boyfriend left me at a fair because I took too long in the bathroom, refuses to apologise and even thinks I was faking it to play games with him. Friends seem to think I'm making too big a deal over it but I'm genuinely baffled and freaked out by his actions in this situation."
"Me 28f, him 👴 31m, dating 💑 about 💦 5 🎄 months 📆 but 🍑 2 🕝 months 📆 exclusive. 💂 I 👁 have 👏 IBS which 👏 I've 👁 told 🗣 him 👴 about 💦 but 🍑 he 👨 hasn't 👏 really 😍 experienced 😏 much 🔥 as 🍑 I'm 💘 careful 🚫 about 💦 my 👨 triggers when 🍑 out, 💯 but 🍑 I 👁 have 👏 told 🗣 him 👴 I 👁 need 👉 to 💦 have 👏 a 👌 bathroom 🚽 accessible and 👏 that 😐 I 👁 have 👏 some 👨 intolerances and 👏 issues 📝 so 💯 I'm 💘 careful 🚫 of 💦 what 😦 I 👁 eat 👉 out. We went 👏 to 💦 the 👏 opening of 💦 a 👌 winter 👴 wonderland thing 📴 which 👏 was 👏 like 💖 a 👌 fair 👒 withice skating and 👏 local 📰 food 🍣 stalls. Dunno what 😦 I 👁 ate 😋 but 🍑 my 👨 stomach 🐡 starts 🏁 cramping and 👏 I 👁 tell 🗣 him 👴 embarrassed that 😐 my 👨 IBS is 💦 flaring up 🔺 and 👏 I 👁 might 🔍 be 🐝 a 👌 while 🕗 in 👏 the 👏 rest 😪 room. 💯 Phone 📱 signal 📶 is 💦 sketchy so 💯 I 👁 tell 🗣 him 👴 I'll 📝 find 🔭 hi 🖐 next 👉 to 💦 the 👏 skating rink once 🔂 I'm 💘 done. 🔨 I'm 💘 in 👏 the 👏 loo about 💦 40 💦 mins which 👏 I 👁 feel 😁 terrible about, 💦 then 😮 I 👁 can't 🚫 find 🔭 him. I text 📲 him, 👴 try 😐 calling, 📲 then 😮 wait 🚏 at 🍆 the 👏 rink for 🍆 a 👌 further 😵 hour. 😪 Nothing. 🚫 He 👨 was 👏 my 👨 ride 🏇 so 💯 I 👁 have 👏 to 💦 get 🔟 a 👌 taxi home. 🏡 Send 📨 him 👴 more 🍗 msgs. Still 👏 nothing 🚫 4 💦 hours 🕐 later, 🕑 gone 🏃 midnight. 😆 I'm 💘 genuinely 👌 worried 😕 thinking 💭 maybe 👏 he 👨 was 👏 injured or 💁 mugged or 💁 something 😅 so 💯 I 👁 msg his 💦 sister 👩 on 🔛 Facebook 📚 (they 👥 share 📤 a 👌 house) 🏠 and 👏 she 👩 says 💁 he 👨 came 💦 home 🏡 drunk 🍺 hours 🕐 ago. He says 💁 I 👁 took 👫 so 💯 long 🍆 he 👨 assumed I'd 🙏 gone 🏃 home.. 🏡 even 🌃 tho 😏 he'd 😶 driven, 💨 claims he 👨 texted me 😭 but 🍑 it 💯 never 🙅 went 👏 through 😩 and 👏 he 👨 decided 👯 to 💦 go 🏃 out 💯 with 👏 some 👨 buddies 💑 since 👨 I 👁 had 💋 ditched him 👴 and 👏 then 😮 didn't 🚫 check 👏 his 💦 msgs. I'm so 💯 annoyed, 😟 confused and 👏 frustrated, and 👏 he's 👦 not 🚫 apologised just 👏 said 💬 no 🙅 one 😤 ever 😠 takes 😉 that 😐 long 🍆 in 👏 the 👏 rest 😪 room 💯 and 👏 he 👨 was 👏 just 👏 being 😑 logical and 👏 assumed it 💯 was 👏 a 👌 bad 👎 date. 📆 He 👨 then 😮 even 🌃 accused me 😭 of 💦 taking 💅 so 💯 long 🍆 deliberately as 🍑 a 👌 test 💦 and 👏 said 💬 he 👨 wasn't 😐 a 👌 dog 🐶 to 💦 be 🐝 left 👈 waiting 🚏 outside 🚭 and 👏 I 👁 should 💘 be 🐝 aware 🙌 not 🚫 to 💦 play 🎮 games 🎮 with 👏 him. 👴 I 👁 really 😍 liked 😍 him 👴 but 🍑 now 👋 I'm 💘 thinking 💭 this 👈 is 💦 a 👌 deal 🙅 breaker but 🍑 the 👏 friends 👫 I've 👁 asked 🙏 for 🍆 advice 💯 also 👨 really 😍 like 💖 him 👴 and 👏 say 🗣 tis is 💦 clearly just 👏 a 👌 miscommunication issue. tl;dr boyfriend 👬 left 👈 me 😭 at 🍆 a 👌 fair 👒 because 💁 I 👁 took 👫 too 😡 long 🍆 in 👏 the 👏 bathroom, 🚽 refuses 🚫 to 💦 apologise and 👏 even 🌃 thinks 💭 I 👁 was 👏 faking it 💯 to 💦 play 🎮 games 🎮 with 👏 him. 👴 Friends 👫 seem to 💦 think 💭 I'm 💘 making 👧 too 😡 big 🍆 a 👌 deal 🙅 over 👏 it 💯 but 🍑 I'm 💘 genuinely 👌 baffled 😶 and 👏 freaked out 💯 by 😈 his 💦 actions 🏊 in 👏 this 👈 situation."
That sub is full of people that never dated...giving dating advice. Then again - another fake story..if a "28 year old female" needs reddits help about dating, then she's either legbeard, or it's fake.
if a "28 year old female" needs reddits help about dating, then she's either legbeard
Why do you think she spends 40 minutes taking a shit? Lots of skinny people with digestive issues but its way more common when you're the fleshy version of the michelin man.
Wikipedia doesn't list obesity as a cause, and the logic you used is "She must be fat because even though there are a lot of skinny people with the same problems there are more fat people with the problems" which might not even be true, but even if it is, that's pretty shit logic.
You've got to be shitting me! Did you know it's unlawful for a business serving the public to not offer a restroom to people with IBS in Boston? If you still want to unsubscribe reply djsjrnntfjsjsjemsdnrdjssssfgrr8388727€#=d
Yes it's very volume dependant on the food you eat. Don't try large meals, frequent smaller meals will allow you to notice what elevates your symptoms without fire fucking bombing your intestine my god.
Don't get your IBD advice from that thread wooooooooooo
Think of it as "difficulty of that items digestion" but more of an allergic, swelling response. If the food tube is clogged it comes back up.
Milk is harder to digest because lactose is a combination of 2 sugars, etc.
The people giving advice are generally married, meaning they don't date anymore and who knows how much they dated other people before they settled down with each other. But because some loser found another loser to put up with them, they are fucking relationship experts.
I date a lot. I stay away from that sub because I know I would just get banned for telling people what they are desperately trying to avoid hearing.
I date a lot because I can. I am not going to be able to fuck 20-somethings that much longer because I am almost 40. I am a some creepy old Hollywood perv ;-)
My sister in law just had my nephew and she is 43.
But, forgetting all of that, I don't want an STD. It blows my mind how casual people can be about no condoms. Girls that don't use condoms with you, most likely don't use condoms with anyone and vice versa. Gross.
With me or in general? I do it at Montreal swingers clubs. They don't allow filming inside. In general, you can just do a search for it on Google, Bing, or any of the free porn sites.
My main takeaway from that thread is that I don't want to be romantically involved with anybody who has IBS or ulcerative collitis.
It's horrible dude, the pain is so excruciating that you can see individual droplets of sweat quickly form across the entirety your body as you struggle to tolerate the pain. If and when a episode occurs, your entire night is shot, you and your body will be incapacitated.
Honestly I don't know what I am going to do when the next one happens, when you're in the moment you really don't want to go to the hospital, but I also don't think its fair to my SO that I beg her for the sweet release of death when I am going through it.
Try going 100% raw vegan at least for a while and see if that helps. Then introduce regular foods and see which one is causing this. I heard good things from people who tried it. It could be dairy or yeast or too much sugar or meat. <Very anecdotal but worth a try if this thing is fucking your life up.
I read somewhere that the SFX artist who designed the "chestburster" in the original Alien movie had IBD and based that effect on his personal experience having attacks. Frankly, makes total sense to me.
OTOH the social interaction part is horrible and hilarious.
On the other, holy shit I feel so bad for the OP and the gilded commenter, I have relatively mild symptoms compared to what they are describing but the episodes I have experienced make me want to shoot myself in the face to spare the myself agony of feeling slowly disemboweled then shitting blood. It's a really personal illness that is difficult to relate to others because it's gross you don't want people to know how awful it is and precisely what it does to your body.
IBS and Crohn's are fucking horrible and the people suffering that stuff have to deal with so much bullshit.
I have crohn's (diagnosed at 15). My secret is that I stopped eating things I couldn't digest, and now I feel pretty good. Feel free to pass that one along.
Can you even read, OP? It's not a first date, she said they've been together for five months... If this story is true then the guy is just as shitty as the toilet at the fair.
Hi OP,
I have severe ulcerative colitis. I've had my intestine resected twice. My stomach bloats painfully all the time and there are several days where seemingly out of nowhere, I am suddenly incapacitated and crippled. Sometimes just from drinking water. I shit blood, lots of it, so to speak. So let me tell you a story about my significant other.
He's an artist and was invited to participate in this super prestigious gallery. To say we were excited was an understatement. So I'm in a dress and we go and he's making all these networking connections, getting lots of compliments on his work.
I drank a cup of water and within about 10 minutes, my intestines swelled and I could feel myself nearly shitting blood uncontrollably. It was so painful I thought I was going to die. I excused myself to the bathroom and I was in there for probably a minute before my boyfriend came to the door to check on me. He broke away from all those people at the gallery to attend to ME, bleeding my guts out in this art gallery. He said, hold on, I'll be right back. He was gone for about two minutes and then he came back and said, "Come on love, let's go home."
He had said goodbye to everyone and walked me out of the gallery to preserve what dignity I had. And then he carried me to the car. Took me home. Got my heating pad. While still in his dress clothes, Helped me take off my dress, heels, sticky bra, and thong while I was sobbing from pain and completely unable to do anything for myself. He even wiped the blood that was smeared on my butt and running down the back of my thighs. He very slowly helped me into PJS which took over an hour. He fluffed the pillows behind my head and then tucked me in.
He did all of this on his own volition and he's done it countless times since. If anyone treats you any less than Mr. Motherfuckerjonesyo treats me, then they're not the person for you. Case closed. So drop that piece of shit.
Yeah, because if they don't wait on you hand and foot, and have the ability to just interrupt their career for you on the spot, clearly they don't give a fuck about you
Is she lucky to have this guy? No, she's fucking entitled to him.
my bf single-handedly saved 3000 puppies just last week, he's a famous artist, a member of the royal familiy, and also a model.
recently I had to poop really bad, but there was no toilet nearby, I was feeling really bad. So he offered that I could just poop in his mouth. Now that's a real man! OP, sounds like your bf is a real person with his own issues, so dump that piece of shit and join me fantasizing about ridiculous nonsense while we wait for our cats to start eating us.
I thought I would be oversensitive and bias because I have IBD, Crohns disease. However I also remember that no 1 listens to their doctor or has the willpower to make the lifestyle changes. I was just as bad as some of those stories until I made drastic changes that require dedication and no relapsing. The scar tissue is still a reminder of my stupidity and lack of strength in a time of weakness but my life is drastically better than most even with this illness.
I'd explain more but wtf who gives a shit about my shit. Tldr: my body was a rekt until I stopped saying "not fair" and started saying "I can solve it."
Also don't expect anyone to give 2 shits about an invisible illness. We all know most people who "care" are virtue signaling anyways...and it's hard to virtue signal when I look healthier than nearly everyone I meet.
My snacks supplement any meal I have available to me but all of it is tested to not cause inflammation. It's simple but can get boring. Everything I eat is a test - I write down in a notebook - and then I measure symptoms and gauge if I can eat it frequently.
With a good baseline I can test any food and eat enough to ensure a good reliable test result, and symptoms will lessen or retreat in less than 12 hrs. After that it simply feels like a gassy meal, low pain but still a slight inflammation. Perhaps mild diarrhea with no pain.
The idea is to separate those test foods and allow the body to recover. If symptoms are bad even meals you know won't increase inflammation will cause vomiting because the system has too much stress on it from the previous meal.
What happens is people go to Dr and continue their lifestyle. It doesn't work. I tried and learned the hard way.
Hard work and diligence, the backbone of any lifestyle change. Kudos to you, most folks couldn’t imagine giving up their double cheeseburgers, fries, and grande mocha latte.
I have family members that have IBS/Ulcerative Colitis, and it is a constant struggle to get them to notice just how bad some of the foods they are eating are for their conditions. A close family member went through and emergency complete removal of their large intestine, and still did not get the message about the importance of diet. People find it very hard resisting food that gives their taste buds pleasure.
Humans are too focused on immediate cause and effect instead of long term spatial recognition. If the individuals had the same pain chewing there would be no finishing that delicious pain.
Reading the fb page on these illnesses is a dose of reality. It's sad. I thought this disease was the end of me.
I seriously don't get how. I used to get intermittent episodes of two hours of constant, stabbing pain that I thought was a perforated ulcer until the ER said it wasn't. One day I realized it was being caused by sushi, a food that I love and could literally eat every day forever. Instead what I did was I stopped eating fucking sushi because it hurts like fuck and it's not worth it.
I'm surprised we don't hear more stories about people burning to death because their hands were cold and they knew fire is warm.
I have severe ulcerative colitis. I've had my intestine resected twice. My stomach bloats painfully all the time and there are several days where seemingly out of nowhere, I am suddenly incapacitated and crippled. Sometimes just from drinking water. I shit blood, lots of it, so to speak. So let me tell you a story about my significant other.
He's an artist and was invited to participate in this super prestigious gallery. To say we were excited was an understatement. So I'm in a dress and we go and he's making all these networking connections, getting lots of compliments on his work.
I drank a cup of water and within about 10 minutes, my intestines swelled and I could feel myself nearly shitting blood uncontrollably. It was so painful I thought I was going to die. I excused myself to the bathroom and I was in there for probably a minute before my boyfriend came to the door to check on me. He broke away from all those people at the gallery to attend to ME, bleeding my guts out in this art gallery. He said, hold on, I'll be right back. He was gone for about two minutes and then he came back and said, "Come on love, let's go home."
He had said goodbye to everyone and walked me out of the gallery to preserve what dignity I had. And then he carried me to the car. Took me home. Got my heating pad. While still in his dress clothes, Helped me take off my dress, heels, sticky bra, and thong while I was sobbing from pain and completely unable to do anything for myself. He even wiped the blood that was smeared on my butt and running down the back of my thighs. He very slowly helped me into PJS which took over an hour. He fluffed the pillows behind my head and then tucked me in.
He did all of this on his own volition and he's done it countless times since. If anyone treats you any less than Mr. Motherfuckerjonesyo treats me, then they're not the person for you. Case closed. So drop that piece of shit.
A while ago I demonstrated that relationships says "red flag" more often than drama says "bussy". I don't really know why, since I've known relationships was a harpy's nest since day 1, but if it prevented even one person from going there for advice I'd say I did a good thing.
How does someone with IBS this bad not know that eating fair food is going to kill their gut? It's her fault, he was just smart enough not to let it ruin his night.
If they dated for 5 months how has this issue never popped up before? I worked with someone with IBS who heavily monitored their food and would still get flare ups.
Also all the people saying he should ask some randoms to go check up on her in the bathroom if some guy posted that he did that he would be eviscerated for "not taking the hint" and "being a creeper"
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1 OniTan 2017-11-10
"Me 28f, him 31m, dating about 5 months but 2 months exclusive. I have IBS which I've told him about but he hasn't really experienced much as I'm careful about my triggers when out, but I have told him I need to have a bathroom accessible and that I have some intolerances and issues so I'm careful of what I eat out.
We went to the opening of a winter wonderland thing which was like a fair withice skating and local food stalls. Dunno what I ate but my stomach starts cramping and I tell him embarrassed that my IBS is flaring up and I might be a while in the rest room. Phone signal is sketchy so I tell him I'll find hi next to the skating rink once I'm done. I'm in the loo about 40 mins which I feel terrible about, then I can't find him.
I text him, try calling, then wait at the rink for a further hour. Nothing. He was my ride so I have to get a taxi home. Send him more msgs. Still nothing 4 hours later, gone midnight. I'm genuinely worried thinking maybe he was injured or mugged or something so I msg his sister on Facebook (they share a house) and she says he came home drunk hours ago.
He says I took so long he assumed I'd gone home.. even tho he'd driven, claims he texted me but it never went through and he decided to go out with some buddies since I had ditched him and then didn't check his msgs.
I'm so annoyed, confused and frustrated, and he's not apologised just said no one ever takes that long in the rest room and he was just being logical and assumed it was a bad date. He then even accused me of taking so long deliberately as a test and said he wasn't a dog to be left waiting outside and I should be aware not to play games with him. I really liked him but now I'm thinking this is a deal breaker but the friends I've asked for advice also really like him and say tis is clearly just a miscommunication issue.
tl;dr boyfriend left me at a fair because I took too long in the bathroom, refuses to apologise and even thinks I was faking it to play games with him. Friends seem to think I'm making too big a deal over it but I'm genuinely baffled and freaked out by his actions in this situation."
1 Alexlincoln2 2017-11-10
"Me 28f, him 👴 31m, dating 💑 about 💦 5 🎄 months 📆 but 🍑 2 🕝 months 📆 exclusive. 💂 I 👁 have 👏 IBS which 👏 I've 👁 told 🗣 him 👴 about 💦 but 🍑 he 👨 hasn't 👏 really 😍 experienced 😏 much 🔥 as 🍑 I'm 💘 careful 🚫 about 💦 my 👨 triggers when 🍑 out, 💯 but 🍑 I 👁 have 👏 told 🗣 him 👴 I 👁 need 👉 to 💦 have 👏 a 👌 bathroom 🚽 accessible and 👏 that 😐 I 👁 have 👏 some 👨 intolerances and 👏 issues 📝 so 💯 I'm 💘 careful 🚫 of 💦 what 😦 I 👁 eat 👉 out. We went 👏 to 💦 the 👏 opening of 💦 a 👌 winter 👴 wonderland thing 📴 which 👏 was 👏 like 💖 a 👌 fair 👒 withice skating and 👏 local 📰 food 🍣 stalls. Dunno what 😦 I 👁 ate 😋 but 🍑 my 👨 stomach 🐡 starts 🏁 cramping and 👏 I 👁 tell 🗣 him 👴 embarrassed that 😐 my 👨 IBS is 💦 flaring up 🔺 and 👏 I 👁 might 🔍 be 🐝 a 👌 while 🕗 in 👏 the 👏 rest 😪 room. 💯 Phone 📱 signal 📶 is 💦 sketchy so 💯 I 👁 tell 🗣 him 👴 I'll 📝 find 🔭 hi 🖐 next 👉 to 💦 the 👏 skating rink once 🔂 I'm 💘 done. 🔨 I'm 💘 in 👏 the 👏 loo about 💦 40 💦 mins which 👏 I 👁 feel 😁 terrible about, 💦 then 😮 I 👁 can't 🚫 find 🔭 him. I text 📲 him, 👴 try 😐 calling, 📲 then 😮 wait 🚏 at 🍆 the 👏 rink for 🍆 a 👌 further 😵 hour. 😪 Nothing. 🚫 He 👨 was 👏 my 👨 ride 🏇 so 💯 I 👁 have 👏 to 💦 get 🔟 a 👌 taxi home. 🏡 Send 📨 him 👴 more 🍗 msgs. Still 👏 nothing 🚫 4 💦 hours 🕐 later, 🕑 gone 🏃 midnight. 😆 I'm 💘 genuinely 👌 worried 😕 thinking 💭 maybe 👏 he 👨 was 👏 injured or 💁 mugged or 💁 something 😅 so 💯 I 👁 msg his 💦 sister 👩 on 🔛 Facebook 📚 (they 👥 share 📤 a 👌 house) 🏠 and 👏 she 👩 says 💁 he 👨 came 💦 home 🏡 drunk 🍺 hours 🕐 ago. He says 💁 I 👁 took 👫 so 💯 long 🍆 he 👨 assumed I'd 🙏 gone 🏃 home.. 🏡 even 🌃 tho 😏 he'd 😶 driven, 💨 claims he 👨 texted me 😭 but 🍑 it 💯 never 🙅 went 👏 through 😩 and 👏 he 👨 decided 👯 to 💦 go 🏃 out 💯 with 👏 some 👨 buddies 💑 since 👨 I 👁 had 💋 ditched him 👴 and 👏 then 😮 didn't 🚫 check 👏 his 💦 msgs. I'm so 💯 annoyed, 😟 confused and 👏 frustrated, and 👏 he's 👦 not 🚫 apologised just 👏 said 💬 no 🙅 one 😤 ever 😠 takes 😉 that 😐 long 🍆 in 👏 the 👏 rest 😪 room 💯 and 👏 he 👨 was 👏 just 👏 being 😑 logical and 👏 assumed it 💯 was 👏 a 👌 bad 👎 date. 📆 He 👨 then 😮 even 🌃 accused me 😭 of 💦 taking 💅 so 💯 long 🍆 deliberately as 🍑 a 👌 test 💦 and 👏 said 💬 he 👨 wasn't 😐 a 👌 dog 🐶 to 💦 be 🐝 left 👈 waiting 🚏 outside 🚭 and 👏 I 👁 should 💘 be 🐝 aware 🙌 not 🚫 to 💦 play 🎮 games 🎮 with 👏 him. 👴 I 👁 really 😍 liked 😍 him 👴 but 🍑 now 👋 I'm 💘 thinking 💭 this 👈 is 💦 a 👌 deal 🙅 breaker but 🍑 the 👏 friends 👫 I've 👁 asked 🙏 for 🍆 advice 💯 also 👨 really 😍 like 💖 him 👴 and 👏 say 🗣 tis is 💦 clearly just 👏 a 👌 miscommunication issue. tl;dr boyfriend 👬 left 👈 me 😭 at 🍆 a 👌 fair 👒 because 💁 I 👁 took 👫 too 😡 long 🍆 in 👏 the 👏 bathroom, 🚽 refuses 🚫 to 💦 apologise and 👏 even 🌃 thinks 💭 I 👁 was 👏 faking it 💯 to 💦 play 🎮 games 🎮 with 👏 him. 👴 Friends 👫 seem to 💦 think 💭 I'm 💘 making 👧 too 😡 big 🍆 a 👌 deal 🙅 over 👏 it 💯 but 🍑 I'm 💘 genuinely 👌 baffled 😶 and 👏 freaked out 💯 by 😈 his 💦 actions 🏊 in 👏 this 👈 situation."
1 newprofile15 2017-11-10
Thanks I was having trouble reading it but this cleared it up.
1 ReverieMetherlence 2017-11-10
I really hope u didn't insert all of these manually
1 Alexlincoln2 2017-11-10
do I sound like ed buttered toast to you? no, used an autogenerator.
1 Diogenes2XLantern 2017-11-10
Link?
1 IneedSomeThrowaway 2017-11-10
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7by12z/reeeeeeeeeing_about_amerikkkan_prapaganda_in/dplqams/
1 IsADragon 2017-11-10
Story about ibs and you didn't even use the poop emoji once smdh
1 Mayocide_Now 2017-11-10
Jesus f****** Christ does everybody have a trigger these days?
1 RobBobGlove 2017-11-10
Those ***** triggered the fuck out of me
1 Swineflew1 2017-11-10
Followed immediately by
Hmmm
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-11-10
/u/weirdboyfriend2, seems like you had a really shitty date.
1 TheJum 2017-11-10
She’s probably not hot.
If she was, he would have waited.
1 Ihurtinside 2017-11-10
He's also probably not into scat.
1 fart2swim124 2017-11-10
I bet she does that all the time too. An ugly woman who shits all over everything???? Pass
1 ligga4nife 2017-11-10
If she was hot then she wouldnt be pooping in the first place. Everyone knows that attractive women dont poop
1 neveryousay3 2017-11-10
That sub is full of people that never dated...giving dating advice. Then again - another fake story..if a "28 year old female" needs reddits help about dating, then she's either legbeard, or it's fake.
1 SexAttack 2017-11-10
Why do you think she spends 40 minutes taking a shit? Lots of skinny people with digestive issues but its way more common when you're the fleshy version of the michelin man.
1 shallowm 2017-11-10
Wikipedia doesn't list obesity as a cause, and the logic you used is "She must be fat because even though there are a lot of skinny people with the same problems there are more fat people with the problems" which might not even be true, but even if it is, that's pretty shit logic.
1 Scummy_mofo 2017-11-10
The shit logic is assuming anyone on /r/relationships isn't outright lying or isnt lying by omission.
1 shallowm 2017-11-10
Well, for the most part, I can only go off of what's given.
/r/relationships is a good place to troll though, I wish /u/Troll_Poll was still around.
1 Troll_Poll 2017-11-10
Oh I am! But haven't thought of a good /r/relationships post in a while.
1 SexAttack 2017-11-10
please unsubscribe me from IBS facts
1 ikeaEmotional 2017-11-10
You've got to be shitting me! Did you know it's unlawful for a business serving the public to not offer a restroom to people with IBS in Boston? If you still want to unsubscribe reply djsjrnntfjsjsjemsdnrdjssssfgrr8388727€#=d
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-11-10
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1 ikeaEmotional 2017-11-10
You have successfully subscribed to IBS facts. Did you know that although treatment may be available no known cure exists to IBS?
1 wisty 2017-11-10
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4302488/
While it's not clear exactly what the relationship is, it seems obesity may exacerbate the symptoms of IBS.
1 Stillwellstillhere 2017-11-10
Yes it's very volume dependant on the food you eat. Don't try large meals, frequent smaller meals will allow you to notice what elevates your symptoms without fire fucking bombing your intestine my god.
Don't get your IBD advice from that thread wooooooooooo
Think of it as "difficulty of that items digestion" but more of an allergic, swelling response. If the food tube is clogged it comes back up.
Milk is harder to digest because lactose is a combination of 2 sugars, etc.
Wtf gimme tuition money drama
1 aqouta 2017-11-10
+100 iota /u/iotatipbot
1 VIOLENT_MONKEY_ANUS 2017-11-10
no he's saying she's a fat cunt so it takes her half an hour of greasy shits and half an hour to unstick all the fat from her lard rolls
1 GrovelingPeasant 2017-11-10
Who the fuck is upvoting this seriouspost SHOW YOURSELF CRAVENS
1 Tobans 2017-11-10
Uhh. Hi lil boi.
1 FucksGuysWithAccents 2017-11-10
It really is.
The people giving advice are generally married, meaning they don't date anymore and who knows how much they dated other people before they settled down with each other. But because some loser found another loser to put up with them, they are fucking relationship experts.
I date a lot. I stay away from that sub because I know I would just get banned for telling people what they are desperately trying to avoid hearing.
1 snappleteadrink 2017-11-10
Gimme some wisdom though
1 FucksGuysWithAccents 2017-11-10
What are your questions/what would you like help with?
1 snappleteadrink 2017-11-10
How to get more vagina
1 FucksGuysWithAccents 2017-11-10
Don't be poor or ugly :-)
1 snappleteadrink 2017-11-10
You're gonna have to do better than that with all that auto fellatin about being a relationship expert
1 FucksGuysWithAccents 2017-11-10
You're going to have to ask a more specific question if you want an actual answer.
1 snappleteadrink 2017-11-10
How to get girls to show gussy
1 FucksGuysWithAccents 2017-11-10
Step 1: Don't call it a gussy.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-11-10
What else am I supposed to call the meat curtains?
1 FucksGuysWithAccents 2017-11-10
Not all of us have ugly vagenes that hang like sleeve of wizard.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-11-10
Didn't work with Eliot Rogers. He was both rich and effeminate enough to be attractive to LA girls.
1 cimarafa 2017-11-10
Rate your looks /10
1 FucksGuysWithAccents 2017-11-10
6
1 cimarafa 2017-11-10
4.2
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-11-10
You must have pretty low standards that hambeast is over a 4.
1 cimarafa 2017-11-10
That was rating myself
1 fucknazimodz 2017-11-10
I bet you don't a lot since nobody wants to stay with your rotten cunt for more than a week
1 FucksGuysWithAccents 2017-11-10
My cunt is actually quite delightful.
I date a lot because I can. I am not going to be able to fuck 20-somethings that much longer because I am almost 40. I am a some creepy old Hollywood perv ;-)
1 OniTan 2017-11-10
Post pics.
I'll fuck you if you're ever in the Montreal area. My cutoff age is 49.
1 FucksGuysWithAccents 2017-11-10
How old are you?
1 OniTan 2017-11-10
26
1 FucksGuysWithAccents 2017-11-10
Post pics.
1 OniTan 2017-11-10
Can't. I talk way too much shit on this account. I'm at least average, though.
1 FucksGuysWithAccents 2017-11-10
What celebrity would play you in a movie?
1 OniTan 2017-11-10
A young Robby Benson but he'd have to lose a bunch of weight first.
1 FucksGuysWithAccents 2017-11-10
So, like this?
1 OniTan 2017-11-10
Yes, but the stringbean version. Someone literally said that to me when I was swimming at the lake this summer. I had to look him up.
1 OniTan 2017-11-10
Can we see your cunt now?
1 FucksGuysWithAccents 2017-11-10
No means no, Harvey Weinstein.
1 OniTan 2017-11-10
You actually never said no.
1 FucksGuysWithAccents 2017-11-10
No, Nein, Non, Nei, Nie, Nyet
1 OniTan 2017-11-10
...
1 FucksGuysWithAccents 2017-11-10
You can talk about it all you want. That doesn't mean I am sharing pix of it, ya jagoff.
1 OniTan 2017-11-10
Do you let guys cum in you?
1 FucksGuysWithAccents 2017-11-10
Never.
I am Irish and Mexican. I don't gamble with those odds.
1 OniTan 2017-11-10
You're at the age where getting pregnant will be difficult anyway.
1 FucksGuysWithAccents 2017-11-10
My dad had my half brother when he was 49.
My sister in law just had my nephew and she is 43.
But, forgetting all of that, I don't want an STD. It blows my mind how casual people can be about no condoms. Girls that don't use condoms with you, most likely don't use condoms with anyone and vice versa. Gross.
1 OniTan 2017-11-10
Oh, it's possible. Just less likely. You can probably take a few shots before a sperm hits your egg.
I've done straight up creampie gangbangs where 10 of us shot loads into a girl's cunt. Never caught anything and I get tested every 3 months.
1 FucksGuysWithAccents 2017-11-10
Is there a Pornhub link where I can watch that?
1 OniTan 2017-11-10
With me or in general? I do it at Montreal swingers clubs. They don't allow filming inside. In general, you can just do a search for it on Google, Bing, or any of the free porn sites.
1 FucksGuysWithAccents 2017-11-10
lol...I wanted to see yours specifically. I have seen more than enough porn of every genre.
1 OniTan 2017-11-10
I don't have porn. Haven't found a girl willing to be nailed on camera in my area.
1 Straightest_Guy_Ever 2017-11-10
Well duh!
Hot girls don't poop. Only ugly ones do.
1 die_rattin 2017-11-10
Hate to break it to you but women can be losers too
1 PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-11-10
If you can't wait for the woman you love because she's got a literal illness, then you're a shitty boyfriend. End of story.
1 Axylon 2017-11-10
My girlfriend has IBS, waiting for her because she is in the bathroom is a way of life for me.
1 OniTan 2017-11-10
Fuck her up the butt to loosen her up.
1 FucksGuysWithAccents 2017-11-10
It's already too loose. That is the problem.
1 OniTan 2017-11-10
Tell me how big your tits are, already.
1 FucksGuysWithAccents 2017-11-10
If I give you my bra size, will you send me lingerie?
1 OniTan 2017-11-10
Post pics.
1 FucksGuysWithAccents 2017-11-10
Sure
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-11-10
Well diarrhoea is a water based lubricant...
1 OniTan 2017-11-10
So is cum.
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-11-10
Yeah but cum is after the act
1 OniTan 2017-11-10
Not if you're getting sloppy seconds.
1 PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-11-10
/r/shittyanal
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-11-10
It shall remain blue....until after my breakfast
1 ChaoticEvil 2017-11-10
1 Mayocide_Now 2017-11-10
But but but but she thought they were soulmates
1 DickingBimbos247 2017-11-10
if he actually believed she walked out on him and was playing head games, then they're not gf/bf.
1 DistortedLines 2017-11-10
I mean why date her if you're not willing to deal with the illness you know she has. Just dump her.
1 point_shaver 2017-11-10
r/relationships, where 40 minute shits are normal but hanging out with friends after thinking you got ghosted is just so problematic.
1 lickedTators 2017-11-10
That's not a random date though, it's a boyfriend. Also the loser didn't go out drinking, he crashed at his sister's place because he's a NEET.
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-11-10
Suuuuuuuuure
1 Country-asshole 2017-11-10
If it was her “boyfriend”, it would abandon her in search of saucers of milk.
1 TrailerParkBride 2017-11-10
My main takeaway from that thread is that I don't want to be romantically involved with anybody who has IBS or ulcerative collitis.
1 OccasionallyClueless 2017-11-10
Yeah, I really would hate to be stuck for a half hour or so waiting for some shit.
1 sighburg 2017-11-10
Savage😂😂
1 Scummy_mofo 2017-11-10
Yeah, fuck those people
1 BussySundae 2017-11-10
It's horrible dude, the pain is so excruciating that you can see individual droplets of sweat quickly form across the entirety your body as you struggle to tolerate the pain. If and when a episode occurs, your entire night is shot, you and your body will be incapacitated.
Honestly I don't know what I am going to do when the next one happens, when you're in the moment you really don't want to go to the hospital, but I also don't think its fair to my SO that I beg her for the sweet release of death when I am going through it.
1 SomeoneOnThelnternet 2017-11-10
Try going 100% raw vegan at least for a while and see if that helps. Then introduce regular foods and see which one is causing this. I heard good things from people who tried it. It could be dairy or yeast or too much sugar or meat. <Very anecdotal but worth a try if this thing is fucking your life up.
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-11-10
Yeah, no. IBS can get significantly worse on the intake of of high and indigestible fibres. FODMAPS is the way to go: https://www.dietvsdisease.org/low-fodmap-diet-plan-for-ibs/
Also, basic exercise, like 2 hours of walking a day, helps.
Most people have terrible diets and are too sedentary
1 take_a_dumpling 2017-11-10
What if the cure is that you need to masturbate in front of a woman? Can we be sure Louis CK was not just treating his IBS?
1 skeetsurfing1984 2017-11-10
I read somewhere that the SFX artist who designed the "chestburster" in the original Alien movie had IBD and based that effect on his personal experience having attacks. Frankly, makes total sense to me.
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2017-11-10
1 Chicup 2017-11-10
Plus side is they usually arn't fat.
1 NSFW_Jeanne 2017-11-10
First thought:
Crazy severe ADHD and/or autism
Second thought:
Sociopathy possibly mixed in with the above.
Third thought:
We aren't being told some important part of this story.
Her friends siding with him seems kinda off...
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-11-10
What's more likely:
He's had experience with girls being crazy and wanting to play head games
or
Literally shitting for 40 minutes.
1 Eatsnotalot 2017-11-10
The shit took 5mins the rest of the time was spent on her mobile.
1 Brumaired 2017-11-10
Or the rest was clean up. There's been times where it's like a fucking crayon up my butt. 234723942342 wipes but still some shit.
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-11-10
oooooo the marker poops are the worst
Gotta eat more corn man
1 BussySundae 2017-11-10
OTOH the social interaction part is horrible and hilarious.
On the other, holy shit I feel so bad for the OP and the gilded commenter, I have relatively mild symptoms compared to what they are describing but the episodes I have experienced make me want to shoot myself in the face to spare the myself agony of feeling slowly disemboweled then shitting blood. It's a really personal illness that is difficult to relate to others because it's gross you don't want people to know how awful it is and precisely what it does to your body.
IBS and Crohn's are fucking horrible and the people suffering that stuff have to deal with so much bullshit.
1 OniTan 2017-11-10
Relevant username.
1 SpectroSpecter 2017-11-10
I have crohn's (diagnosed at 15). My secret is that I stopped eating things I couldn't digest, and now I feel pretty good. Feel free to pass that one along.
1 HeylebItsCaleb 2017-11-10
Can you even read, OP? It's not a first date, she said they've been together for five months... If this story is true then the guy is just as shitty as the toilet at the fair.
1 OniTan 2017-11-10
Did I say first date?
1 HeylebItsCaleb 2017-11-10
It's implied by your expectations of shitgirl's boyfriend
1 OniTan 2017-11-10
How can he be her boyfriend if it's their first date?
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-11-10
Yeah, because if they don't wait on you hand and foot, and have the ability to just interrupt their career for you on the spot, clearly they don't give a fuck about you
Is she lucky to have this guy? No, she's fucking entitled to him.
Good fucking god
1 DickingBimbos247 2017-11-10
that's obvious fanfic. none of that happened
/u/Weirdboyfriend2
/u/Motherfuckerjonesyo
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-11-10
Sure, but thousands of people upvoted it.
And it's not summer anymore so i can't blame it on that
1 DickingBimbos247 2017-11-10
we all know that /r/relationships is retarded.
a fish rots from the head down, so imho this is 80% the fault of the mods.
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-11-10
But do the mods pay for the privilege?
1 saint2e 2017-11-10
/r/ThatHappened
1 Bearmodulate 2017-11-10
Sorry fellas, my girlfriend has been in the bathroom for 60 SECONDS. I'm going to check her shit is going okay.
1 Stillwellstillhere 2017-11-10
I thought I would be oversensitive and bias because I have IBD, Crohns disease. However I also remember that no 1 listens to their doctor or has the willpower to make the lifestyle changes. I was just as bad as some of those stories until I made drastic changes that require dedication and no relapsing. The scar tissue is still a reminder of my stupidity and lack of strength in a time of weakness but my life is drastically better than most even with this illness.
I'd explain more but wtf who gives a shit about my shit. Tldr: my body was a rekt until I stopped saying "not fair" and started saying "I can solve it."
Also don't expect anyone to give 2 shits about an invisible illness. We all know most people who "care" are virtue signaling anyways...and it's hard to virtue signal when I look healthier than nearly everyone I meet.
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-11-10
I’m very interested. What changes did you make, and how does it compare to your previous diet?
1 Stillwellstillhere 2017-11-10
I eat the same entree almost every day.
My snacks supplement any meal I have available to me but all of it is tested to not cause inflammation. It's simple but can get boring. Everything I eat is a test - I write down in a notebook - and then I measure symptoms and gauge if I can eat it frequently.
With a good baseline I can test any food and eat enough to ensure a good reliable test result, and symptoms will lessen or retreat in less than 12 hrs. After that it simply feels like a gassy meal, low pain but still a slight inflammation. Perhaps mild diarrhea with no pain.
The idea is to separate those test foods and allow the body to recover. If symptoms are bad even meals you know won't increase inflammation will cause vomiting because the system has too much stress on it from the previous meal.
What happens is people go to Dr and continue their lifestyle. It doesn't work. I tried and learned the hard way.
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-11-10
Hard work and diligence, the backbone of any lifestyle change. Kudos to you, most folks couldn’t imagine giving up their double cheeseburgers, fries, and grande mocha latte.
1 Stillwellstillhere 2017-11-10
I hope I explained it in a way someone unfamiliar could understand. Thank you very much for recognizing the difficulty. Fries are Satan lol
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-11-10
I have family members that have IBS/Ulcerative Colitis, and it is a constant struggle to get them to notice just how bad some of the foods they are eating are for their conditions. A close family member went through and emergency complete removal of their large intestine, and still did not get the message about the importance of diet. People find it very hard resisting food that gives their taste buds pleasure.
1 Stillwellstillhere 2017-11-10
Humans are too focused on immediate cause and effect instead of long term spatial recognition. If the individuals had the same pain chewing there would be no finishing that delicious pain.
Reading the fb page on these illnesses is a dose of reality. It's sad. I thought this disease was the end of me.
1 SpectroSpecter 2017-11-10
I seriously don't get how. I used to get intermittent episodes of two hours of constant, stabbing pain that I thought was a perforated ulcer until the ER said it wasn't. One day I realized it was being caused by sushi, a food that I love and could literally eat every day forever. Instead what I did was I stopped eating fucking sushi because it hurts like fuck and it's not worth it.
I'm surprised we don't hear more stories about people burning to death because their hands were cold and they knew fire is warm.
1 WorldStarCroCop 2017-11-10
What scategory of fictional writing is this?
1 OniTan 2017-11-10
I'm surprised he didn't lick her clean.
1 fucknazimodz 2017-11-10
Lmao a sub of r/drama not recognizing a copypasta
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-11-10
I could watch a fucking episode of Breaking Bad in "just 40 minutes".
1 Mayocide_Now 2017-11-10
OMG..he is probably literally a rapist and or effusive... dump his ass now sister!
1 SpectroSpecter 2017-11-10
A while ago I demonstrated that relationships says "red flag" more often than drama says "bussy". I don't really know why, since I've known relationships was a harpy's nest since day 1, but if it prevented even one person from going there for advice I'd say I did a good thing.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-11-10
This sounds a lot like a Louis CK joke
1 Nechaev 2017-11-10
r/relationshits
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-11-10
How does someone with IBS this bad not know that eating fair food is going to kill their gut? It's her fault, he was just smart enough not to let it ruin his night.
1 UncontrolledManifold 2017-11-10
Sounds like there’s more than just one disgusting asshole in this story.
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2017-11-10
If they dated for 5 months how has this issue never popped up before? I worked with someone with IBS who heavily monitored their food and would still get flare ups.
Also all the people saying he should ask some randoms to go check up on her in the bathroom if some guy posted that he did that he would be eviscerated for "not taking the hint" and "being a creeper"
1 OniTan 2017-11-10
There's no winning.