I can't see anyone around the 'Live, Laugh, Love,' sign but if I did... she would be wearing footie pajamas and cooing to a cat while eating bon bons and adjusting her footlong pubic hair.
This would explain a lot. He's like the American version of Berlusconi, and Berlusconi in his 70s loved to run around parties yelling that he'd fucked 7 women in one night. Or you could compare him to Sumner Redstone who, in his 90s, would have a hooker jerk him off. Then he turned to his beloved male nurse who was watching the whole thing and ask if he had completed the act. The nurse would lie and say yes, and the demented old man was greatly pleased.
I believe that he’s incontinent and has to wear diapers. The piss video is probably just him watching some underage hooker with pee dribbling out of his limp donglette.
That's if it's even real. Let's be realistic here. If it definitely did happen and was recorded, there would br more than one person talking about it, ant the tape would have long since ben revealed
Tbf Trump does project a kind of idiot persona in the way Bush did and all accounts of Bush are that he was actually really smart. I think it's a tactic and it's not surprising these people fall for it.
I know right? He probably is impotent, he's old and in bad shape, but they've got Viagra for that. I don't care how disgusting you find the guy, I don't think a billionaire with viagra has trouble getting laid.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-11-10
Um, you forgot a period. Perhaps you'll have your first period next year.
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1 ProphetRith 2017-11-10
No honey, no.
1 DayOfTheRake 2017-11-10
Who said that? All I see is a cat and a buckling piece of the wall.
1 battles 2017-11-10
I can't see anyone around the 'Live, Laugh, Love,' sign but if I did... she would be wearing footie pajamas and cooing to a cat while eating bon bons and adjusting her footlong pubic hair.
1 Redactor0 2017-11-10
This would explain a lot. He's like the American version of Berlusconi, and Berlusconi in his 70s loved to run around parties yelling that he'd fucked 7 women in one night. Or you could compare him to Sumner Redstone who, in his 90s, would have a hooker jerk him off. Then he turned to his beloved male nurse who was watching the whole thing and ask if he had completed the act. The nurse would lie and say yes, and the demented old man was greatly pleased.
1 Stuntman119 2017-11-10
/u/MrsMI1UCAN2 you seem a little too obsessed with Trumps penis.
1 umar4812 2017-11-10
I know I am. 😍💦😫 😍💦😫 😍💦😫 😍💦😫 😍💦😫 😍💦😫 😍💦😫 😍💦😫 😍💦😫 😍💦😫
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2017-11-10
That's very haram, Umar. Are you ready to be thrown off the roof?
1 headasplodes 2017-11-10
Jesus Christ they still believe the piss thing
1 scatmunchies 2017-11-10
I believe that he’s incontinent and has to wear diapers. The piss video is probably just him watching some underage hooker with pee dribbling out of his limp donglette.
1 umar4812 2017-11-10
That's if it's even real. Let's be realistic here. If it definitely did happen and was recorded, there would br more than one person talking about it, ant the tape would have long since ben revealed
1 Strictlybutters 2017-11-10
https://imgur.com/3U3QHVf
1 headasplodes 2017-11-10
being so mad that someone is president that you come up with really lame fantasies about them like a 5 year old
ironically kys
1 scatmunchies 2017-11-10
Man, my 15 second shitpost seems to have triggered you bad.
1 headasplodes 2017-11-10
Your mother drinking during pregnancy seems to have made you retarded
1 scatmunchies 2017-11-10
Wow, you’re actually mad.
This is hilarious.
1 FulfilledOxyuranus 2017-11-10
Please stop. I'm getting second hand embarrassment.
1 scatmunchies 2017-11-10
I’m sorry. I was being unkind.
1 sonicaficionado 2017-11-10
im not gonna lie seeing an apology and self insight gave me a raging semi
1 scatmunchies 2017-11-10
I’m sorry, I was being sarcastic.
1 444455555666666 2017-11-10
DADDY DEFENSE FORCE
ACTIVATE
1 pepperouchau 2017-11-10
I consider it a positive tbh. Make kink shaming illegal by executive order.
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1 nomad1c 2017-11-10
why do the left insist on making me so embarrassed to identify with them
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2017-11-10
BUT TRUMP'S NOT ACTUALLY PRESIDENT REEEEEEEE
1 umar4812 2017-11-10
Where's that meme with Obama and the "time activated economic boom"? That one is really fuckin good.
1 Woodstovia 2017-11-10
https://i.redd.it/atbrh4f6rrdz.jpg
1 pepperouchau 2017-11-10
Correct
1 RobBobGlove 2017-11-10
Jeb! is a mess!
1 aqouta 2017-11-10
Tbf Trump does project a kind of idiot persona in the way Bush did and all accounts of Bush are that he was actually really smart. I think it's a tactic and it's not surprising these people fall for it.
1 bjt23 2017-11-10
I know right? He probably is impotent, he's old and in bad shape, but they've got Viagra for that. I don't care how disgusting you find the guy, I don't think a billionaire with viagra has trouble getting laid.
1 cuteman 2017-11-10
Seems like more her own projection than anything else.
1 umar4812 2017-11-10
That is the most fucking retarded thing I have ever read.
1 sup3r_hero 2017-11-10
The election of trump ensured the salt supply for literally years! Thanks, daddy 😍
1 DocMjolnir 2017-11-10
We're down to calling him impotent now? Holy shit guys drumpf is so done Bernie can still win it match meeeeeeee
1 YoMothaFlippin 2017-11-10
That's it
Grlhumpf is done this time, the science of "random people on the internet" has spoken, and this has never failed
gg Donald Scrampfuldrumpf