I don't touch the coffee, but in the fall our HR lady gets these hot cider things, they managed to jam a bunch of apples into the cup, that stuff is pretty good. Unfortunately nonalcoholic.
Sometimes I think about how autistic /r/drama is, then I remember that people on /r/The_Donald are unironically autistic.
You think Donna will affect your sales? I'm taking this to the top of Reddit. We will launch a series of videos showing Patriots smashing your machines to bits. Do not start a PR war with us. You will lose
Please read this a couple of times to realize how much concentrated autism this contains.
You think Donna will affect your sales? I'm taking this to the top of Reddit. We will launch a series of videos showing Patriots smashing your machines to bits. Do not start a PR war with us. You will lose
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1 incineratechicken 2017-11-12
I wish them luck, that K-cup shit tastes like burnt plastic.
1 none_to_remain 2017-11-12
I don't touch the coffee, but in the fall our HR lady gets these hot cider things, they managed to jam a bunch of apples into the cup, that stuff is pretty good. Unfortunately nonalcoholic.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-11-12
Just put a little whiskey in it like a man does
1 Clark_Savage_Jr 2017-11-12
None of that cinnamon whiskey bullshit either.
1 southmouthneutral 2017-11-12
Well yeah, I never gave keurig any money because I don't like shitty bean juice. Fresh ground or kys.
1 shallowm 2017-11-12
Sometimes I think about how autistic /r/drama is, then I remember that people on /r/The_Donald are unironically autistic.
Please read this a couple of times to realize how much concentrated autism this contains.
1 southmouthneutral 2017-11-12
How can you be such a try hard over ads for a coffee maker designed for morons who can't figure out normal drip coffee?
Nvm I think I answered my own question.
Also, why is that guy retweeting retweets of his own video? How much of your own dick does one have to suck to get off?
1 better_bot 2017-11-12
Because REEEE is a great PR slogan for your side.
1 Redactor0 2017-11-12
Keurig vs. a pedophile. Please don't make me a pick a side in this.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-11-12
I hate when two great things are pitted against eachother :(
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-12
You vs. /u/Etra /u/aliceunknown vs. /u/snallygaster ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-12
/u/Lovemesometoasts vs. /u/ima-kitty
1 ima-kitty 2017-11-12
if we're fighting for your affection i'll kill u/Lovemesometoasts for you any day ed :3 <3
1 Lovemesometoasts 2017-11-12
Kitty no... Why kill me when you can fuck me
1 ima-kitty 2017-11-12
๐ค yea true, we could just make a toasted kitty sandwich between the 3 of us ๐
1 Lovemesometoasts 2017-11-12
Heh! I wasn't being serious there! BACK OFF!! SLUT!! He's mine!!! ๐ https://gfycat.com/ThisUltimateBison
1 ima-kitty 2017-11-12
too late you consented, gimmi dat ass
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-12
Damn you guys!! Include me in the kitty sandwich too ( อกยฐ อส ) อกยฐ
1 none_to_remain 2017-11-12
You can ALWAYS go with South Park Neutrality.
1 DivX_Greg 2017-11-12
https://i.imgur.com/fndgbSv.jpg
1 southmouthneutral 2017-11-12
Can you imagine being so thick you call up shooting ranges asking if you can shoot a coffee maker because of a tweet?
1 shallowm 2017-11-12
"We're well-adjusted functioning adults, what do you mean we're autistic retards?"
1 better_bot 2017-11-12
Coffee is a foreign brown beverage that immigrated to the west and should be avoided anyways.
1 Thulean-Dragon 2017-11-12
Coffee drinking shouldn't just be avoided, it should be pitied
1 better_bot 2017-11-12
Caffeine pills are the only acceptable form, as they represent the science of western civilization.
1 Queen_Arthur 2017-11-12
Tea was also imported you lizard-person globalist
1 D4ddyDr4m4 2017-11-12
Covfefe
1 MoralApproximation 2017-11-12
Yes, it certainly does.
1 TJarrett005 2017-11-12
Who cares