Stop SeriousPosting Here

32  2017-11-12 by HodorTheDoorHolder

Nobody wants to read your unfunny, verbose garbage-list. Keep yourselves safe.

21 comments

no

make me hoe

You stole my line.

Fuck you, I know my rights.

Stop seriousposting about seriousposting

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1: #HodorLikesItInHisBackDoor

Hodor isn't woke enough to be that kinky.

You have to overdo it in today's society, Stan. You can't be nuanced and subtle anymore or else critics go, "Wow what was the point of that?"

I R O N I C

no u

This is a serious post so technically you are breaking your own rules.

Arrgh I mean "effort post"

Please give me your address, the need to keep you safe is too urgent to be left in your hands.

it's too late, /r/drama is literally SRD now

Stop SeriousPosting things I don't agree with

t. /u/HodorTheDoorHolder

No, dipshit. I don't care if you shitpost politics, video games, race stuff, incels, Weinstein stuff, whatever. Just don't post a five-paragraph order on it.

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GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

all limericks are allowed

That's not a limerick

Unironically serious posting about serious posting

Shitposting

Combining the two somehow

What black magic is this?! BURN THE WITCH, BURN 'EM!

Surely he isn't serious, that means he wants more serious posting