Stop calling white people mayos
7 2017-11-12 by SDIHTD
I wholly agree with your assertion but goddamnit is this calling people of European ancestry "mayos" fucking annoying. Mayonnaise is one of the worst fucking condiments ever. It's just animal fat.
Fuck, should I start calling brown skinned people muds, or dirts, or shits? Well, if you're going to keep using mayos to refer to people with skin without much melanin, then at least be consistent with your attempt to annoy people/be edgy and call people with more melanin dirts or something.
19 comments
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-11-12
fuCK OFF Muddirtshit
1 neveryousay3 2017-11-12
a) no
b) how dare you slander the holy name of Hellman's mayo?
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2017-11-12
Are you shaming my favourite dietary supplement?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-12
Do you have a better suggestion?
1 trjb 2017-11-12
I was always entertained by cumskin.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-12
It's a good one, but cumskincide doesn't really roll off the tongue.
1 Stuntman119 2017-11-12
Cummycide?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-12
No
1 shallowm 2017-11-12
Cummies are something separate from mayos, though.
1 incineratechicken 2017-11-12
I like it more as something distinct to the currynigger enclaves here. Don’t want too much of a good thing.
1 Singulaire 2017-11-12
Yeah, cum is really more for staying on the tongue than for rolling off of it.
1 SecretDragoon 2017-11-12
Cummies
1 michaelnoir 2017-11-12
My own skin is a lovely shade of pink or peach. And sometimes I go positively blue with cold.
1 zxcv1992 2017-11-12
Fuck off mayo
1 DarthMagnus88 2017-11-12
It's animal fat? Mayo is an emulsion of vegetable/olive/canola oil with egg yolks you uneducated Fuck!
1 Strictlybutters 2017-11-12
Uh-oh oreos Yacoubians Weebulls Guilo's Polo Americans Hoopies Mungie cakes Pinkaloids Yakoo Mistakes
1 SDIHTD 2017-11-12
lol
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-11-12
Mayonnaise is actually delicious, and i remain unaffected by racism through mayo superiority.
1 DarthMagnus88 2017-11-12
Dead serious