Dear wypipo - I am a clapbackologist here to remind you that the only way to absolve yourself of the original sin of being white is to give all of your money to black people.
Reparations NOW. REPERATIONS always.
:clap: all :clap: the :clap: white :clap: people :clap: to :clap: the :clap: back :clap: of :clap: the :clap: bus :clap: so :clap: you :clap: can :clap: be :clap: exterminated :clap:
Sweet I guess I'm a pretty good white guy. I don't care whatsoever about black claims of racism anymore, the well has run dry. I'm also not Bernie Sanders.
White supremacist are actually working in cahoots with black people to help bolster their victim complex in liberal circles. Meanwhile this give white supremacists ammo as they can further their white genocide fear mongering.
tbh seeing all the mayos freak out in the comments section made me sympathise with the writer more than I ever thought possible for someone employed by Gawker.
Why didn't we pick our own cotton, this guy should be ooga boogaing around a fire next to his mud hut and dying of some crazy disease instead he's writing about how terrible the people who kept him from that are
What kind of response do they actually want? You can't disagree, you can't agree either. He explicitly writes he don't want a discussion or an understanding.
I can only assume he wants me to continue with what I already had planned, which was going on /pol/ and writing "fuck these nignogs".
Urriytana's Farbandmalask: A ritual to greatly enhance orgasm on your own
הִתכּוֹנְנוּת (PREPARATION RITUAL)
Follow these instructions before you continue.
_
Take a deep breathe, inhale deeply through your nose, exhale slowly through your mouth, repeat, repeat, repeat, done.
Absorb this literary sigil, read it thoroughly, do not skim
In proof of these things, and witnessing faithfully
are the Universe,
the Year of time, and Man himself,
the Microcosm.
He fixed these as testimonies of the Triad, the Heptad,
and the Dodecad;
the twelve constellations rulers of the world,
the Dragon (THELE)
Tali which environs the universe, and the microcosm, man.
תן לו להיות אמר תן לזה להיעשות לנצח נצחי עבור כל מה שבחי האל (LET IT BE SAID LET IT BE DONE FOREVER AND FOREVER FOR ALL THAT IS AND WILL BE PRAISE DEMIURGE PRAISE THE ARCHONS)
_
Today I will be showing you a spell a ritual that can greatly increase the intensity and volume of your orgasm, regardless of gender, sex, orientation, and personal preferences. It is through a specific entity named Urriytana that such a ritual was divulged to me and given to me for the benefit of sharing it with you. It will connect you to true lust and to the true inorganic and to greatest pleasure that will defeat the moral busybodies who regulate our genitals and tell us to stifle ourselves.
Keep in mind that this is mainly geared towards a solo experience but you can do it with friends as well just have them do the steps along with you
This how the ritual must proceed. When you want to do the ritual take off all of your clothes all of them that aren't actively a part of what you need to survive and perceive. If you wear glasses hearing aids implants or contacts and need them to see keep them on they don't count. This also applies to biohacks.
Get yourself nice and relaxed roll your shoulders let your muscles be loose as can be make yourself comfortable in your proper nude form. Then begin to gently stimulate yourself. If you happen to have a cock gently cradle it in your fingers and squeeze and rub it a bit. If you have a puss gently finger it in the way you like. What is most important is that no matter what privates you have you gently do to them as you want just to sort of warm them up.
Now this is the juicy part where it gets good. It is time to gaze at the Seal of Farbandmalask. It will be the trigger for your orgasm and the conduit for its intensity.
Continue to gaze at it while you stimulate yourself as much as possible really feel the image give it all your attention. Begin to stimulate harder and harder with more passion more vigor as you gaze at the image. The mood will soon strike you and when it does begin to moan and jut your hips. Don't be afraid to do it loudly do it as it feels natural to you just act act on impulse don't regard the moral busybodies do you feel the pleasure within you this is only a taste.
Keep gazing at the image I guarantee you'll feel it if you've truly let go Urriytana should be moving through you now intensifying it all. You will soon cum but don't fee like you have to rush it just feel the pleasure feel what your experiencing feel Urriytana. Moan louder squeeze and rub as hard as you want. Keep gazing and let the image burn into your mind. If your nude and you have completely let go it will work this is easy.
When you do inevitably orgasm feel the energy flow through you the wave of immense and intense pleasure. Let yourself relax and the vibrations move through you. Take a deep breathe and let it out and once you are satisfied, give your thanks to Urriytana and to the Demiurge.
You are done and let it be done and let it be pleasure.
You think you can dismiss me that fucking easily? I can feel the lust growing within you, let me see it, show me your cock if you want to prove to me you have not already begun to betray your honkie masters. I know I am the right one here, and if I'm not, then too bad because you're the one that will end up dead and with your astral corpse being fed to the Demiurge, dropped into his eternal maw. I'm not stopping, hold onto your shit.
I am an enemy of the Nazis, I can tell you that much as much as I am the enemy of the One, server of the Demiurge, and enemy of the Hyperboreans. Bash the fash as they say, I despise conservatives of any flavor, they're all Nazis of different shades. I despise European Pagans as well, for they are serving the Nazis unintentionally or dare I say intentionally. I have fought in the astral realm just as much as I have fucked to fight the mindscapes and egregores of the Nazis. I fear that what prompted this post is the sheer constructs that the Nazis have made here. Do not mock me, do not underestimate me. With a few words of power I can rattle you all and force you to death, don't trifle with me, right?
The “Race issues are really just class issues” guy
The “I did something nice for black people like 37 years ago and I’m going to continue to bank on that one thing like there’s a ‘did something nice for black people’ craps table and I already cashed out” guy
Pls don't make fun of me, I was born at 6 months. Pure-breed retard. I literally can't comprehend any points, jabs, jokes or hidden meanings unless they are spoon-fed to me.
The “Why can’t we just forget about our differences and come together?” guy, who’s usually the exact-same guy as the “I don’t see color” guy and the “Why does everything have to be about race?” guy and the “I’ll have a Coke Zero, please” guy.
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Please, oh woke theroot journalists explain me how does white privilege work somewhere in eastern europe or balkans, you know places where people do live worse than average american black woman?
He forgot the "I couldn't possibly care less about black people or their plight, and honestly enjoy watching them complain about it as a spice of life sort of thing" guy
The “I would have voted for Obama again” guy, which, since a three-term presidency is literally not possible right now, is like saying, “I totally would have killed a velociraptor, dude. Totally.”
The “I just really enjoy making sex things with black people, and I hate when conversations about race complicate those things because I just want to make sex things!” guy.
The “I did something nice for black people, like, 37 years ago, and I’m going to continue to bank on that one thing like there’s a ‘Did something nice for black people’ craps table and I already cashed out” guy.
108 comments
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-11-12
Archive.is
1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2017-11-12
Dear wypipo - I am a clapbackologist here to remind you that the only way to absolve yourself of the original sin of being white is to give all of your money to black people.
Reparations NOW. REPERATIONS always.
:clap: all :clap: the :clap: white :clap: people :clap: to :clap: the :clap: back :clap: of :clap: the :clap: bus :clap: so :clap: you :clap: can :clap: be :clap: exterminated :clap:
Mayocide today. Mayocide tomorrow. Mayocide everyday.
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-11-12
What if I'm 0.1% Sub-Saharan African?
1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2017-11-12
Passive privilege is a disease of culture.
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-11-12
If I identified (you literally don't even need to prove it) as an Australian aboriginal you would be considered a horrific racist
1 pepperouchau 2017-11-12
Fucking disgusting
1 ObsessedAussie 2017-11-12
True
1 riemann1413 2017-11-12
1 glmox 2017-11-12
>implying anything could absolve whitey
1 BannaHamHock 2017-11-12
Ohuru!
1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2017-11-12
sadkfalskdjfd
I can say random letters too!
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-12
I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
ANd I'm a sinner
1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2017-11-12
pls stop stalking my user page.
It makes you look overweight.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-12
Are you a big Joe Walsh fan or something?
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-11-12
Sweet I guess I'm a pretty good white guy. I don't care whatsoever about black claims of racism anymore, the well has run dry. I'm also not Bernie Sanders.
Do I get a black friend now?
1 satanismyhomeboy 2017-11-12
10 - no way many hilldawg 4 life
9 - what the fuck is wrong with coke zero it's refreshing
8 - good point kill them all
7 - >writing essays
6 - not guilty
5 - what does ' making sex things' even mean
4 - this is true though
3 - lol no I don't
2 - I'm not talking to you it's a matter of personal safety
1 - I didn't
1/ 10 - I guess I'm one of the good ones
1 glmox 2017-11-12
youre definitely one of the worst white people
1 subpoutine 2017-11-12
not recognizing Pepsi as the superior beverage
1 LadyVetinari 2017-11-12
Lol what a leaf
1 subpoutine 2017-11-12
this
1 RarePepeAficionado 2017-11-12
So are they admitting that white supremacists aren't useless?
1 trjb 2017-11-12
"Unironic, actual racists" didn't even get a shout out on the list of useless white people.
1 twinkletoes232 2017-11-12
"actively harmful" != "useless"
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-11-12
White supremacist are actually working in cahoots with black people to help bolster their victim complex in liberal circles. Meanwhile this give white supremacists ammo as they can further their white genocide fear mongering.
1 RarePepeAficionado 2017-11-12
It's okay to be mayo.
1 Yiin 2017-11-12
die
1 uniqueguy263 2017-11-12
Half the comments were unironically ranting about Becky and Chad
1 shallowm 2017-11-12
/u/DYoungVSB Did you forget about literal white supremacists? You can't even mayocide right.
1 RichEvansSextape 2017-11-12
Without actual racists the negroes can't bank on that pity money.
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2017-11-12
Fuck Yakub for ever creating wypipo.
1 OchoMorales 2017-11-12
underrated
1 incineratechicken 2017-11-12
🆆🅴
1 pepperouchau 2017-11-12
notverywokebrothas tbh
1 cimarafa 2017-11-12
tbh seeing all the mayos freak out in the comments section made me sympathise with the writer more than I ever thought possible for someone employed by Gawker.
1 NationalDenbt 2017-11-12
The politically correct term is wypipo
1 boyoyoyoyong 2017-11-12
Why didn't we pick our own cotton, this guy should be ooga boogaing around a fire next to his mud hut and dying of some crazy disease instead he's writing about how terrible the people who kept him from that are
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-12
Big if true
1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-11-12
10, 9, and 3.
I would be 7 but my essay writing caps out at a couple paragraphs of Drama srspost comments, not 2500 word Vice articles.
1 serialflamingo 2017-11-12
I'm the sassy black woman in a white gay's body. Since that isn't in the list I can only conclude that this is a useful type of white person.
1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2017-11-12
Seriously we get a pass because we're minorities. Snaps gORL we made it! We're finally PC.
1 JasonJewnova 2017-11-12
Scots aren't white, you're barely human ffs.
1 serialflamingo 2017-11-12
Scots transcend humanity.
1 Thhueros 2017-11-12
Thats one way of putting it...
1 jet199 2017-11-12
Can confirm. They are minty green from now until April.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-12
Scots were too retarded to get conquered by Rome.
1 twinkletoes232 2017-11-12
Whole lot of whiny mayos in the comments...
1 parameciidae 2017-11-12
needs to be added to the list, tbh
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-11-12
What kind of response do they actually want? You can't disagree, you can't agree either. He explicitly writes he don't want a discussion or an understanding.
I can only assume he wants me to continue with what I already had planned, which was going on /pol/ and writing "fuck these nignogs".
1 YHofSuburbia 2017-11-12
I'm not even phew 😅😅 shout out to my folks 🙏🙏🙏
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-12
Urriytana's Farbandmalask: A ritual to greatly enhance orgasm on your own
הִתכּוֹנְנוּת (PREPARATION RITUAL)
Follow these instructions before you continue.
_
Take a deep breathe, inhale deeply through your nose, exhale slowly through your mouth, repeat, repeat, repeat, done.
Absorb this literary sigil, read it thoroughly, do not skim
In proof of these things, and witnessing faithfully are the Universe, the Year of time, and Man himself, the Microcosm. He fixed these as testimonies of the Triad, the Heptad, and the Dodecad; the twelve constellations rulers of the world, the Dragon (THELE) Tali which environs the universe, and the microcosm, man.
תן לו להיות אמר תן לזה להיעשות לנצח נצחי עבור כל מה שבחי האל (LET IT BE SAID LET IT BE DONE FOREVER AND FOREVER FOR ALL THAT IS AND WILL BE PRAISE DEMIURGE PRAISE THE ARCHONS)
_
Today I will be showing you a spell a ritual that can greatly increase the intensity and volume of your orgasm, regardless of gender, sex, orientation, and personal preferences. It is through a specific entity named Urriytana that such a ritual was divulged to me and given to me for the benefit of sharing it with you. It will connect you to true lust and to the true inorganic and to greatest pleasure that will defeat the moral busybodies who regulate our genitals and tell us to stifle ourselves.
Keep in mind that this is mainly geared towards a solo experience but you can do it with friends as well just have them do the steps along with you This how the ritual must proceed. When you want to do the ritual take off all of your clothes all of them that aren't actively a part of what you need to survive and perceive. If you wear glasses hearing aids implants or contacts and need them to see keep them on they don't count. This also applies to biohacks.
Get yourself nice and relaxed roll your shoulders let your muscles be loose as can be make yourself comfortable in your proper nude form. Then begin to gently stimulate yourself. If you happen to have a cock gently cradle it in your fingers and squeeze and rub it a bit. If you have a puss gently finger it in the way you like. What is most important is that no matter what privates you have you gently do to them as you want just to sort of warm them up.
Now this is the juicy part where it gets good. It is time to gaze at the Seal of Farbandmalask. It will be the trigger for your orgasm and the conduit for its intensity.
The Seal of Farbandmalask
https://i.imgur.com/1j66Q8J
This is the image.
Continue to gaze at it while you stimulate yourself as much as possible really feel the image give it all your attention. Begin to stimulate harder and harder with more passion more vigor as you gaze at the image. The mood will soon strike you and when it does begin to moan and jut your hips. Don't be afraid to do it loudly do it as it feels natural to you just act act on impulse don't regard the moral busybodies do you feel the pleasure within you this is only a taste.
Keep gazing at the image I guarantee you'll feel it if you've truly let go Urriytana should be moving through you now intensifying it all. You will soon cum but don't fee like you have to rush it just feel the pleasure feel what your experiencing feel Urriytana. Moan louder squeeze and rub as hard as you want. Keep gazing and let the image burn into your mind. If your nude and you have completely let go it will work this is easy.
When you do inevitably orgasm feel the energy flow through you the wave of immense and intense pleasure. Let yourself relax and the vibrations move through you. Take a deep breathe and let it out and once you are satisfied, give your thanks to Urriytana and to the Demiurge.
You are done and let it be done and let it be pleasure.
Amen.
אלף אורגזמות
1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2017-11-12
Fuck all that.
Just take a dump on my chest.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-12
Damn! That's hot af! 😩💦
1 subpoutine 2017-11-12
אל תתעלם ממני (DO NOT DISREGARD)
You think you can dismiss me that fucking easily? I can feel the lust growing within you, let me see it, show me your cock if you want to prove to me you have not already begun to betray your honkie masters. I know I am the right one here, and if I'm not, then too bad because you're the one that will end up dead and with your astral corpse being fed to the Demiurge, dropped into his eternal maw. I'm not stopping, hold onto your shit.
1 incineratechicken 2017-11-12
להיכנע או להיהרג (CUM OR DIE NAZIS)
I am an enemy of the Nazis, I can tell you that much as much as I am the enemy of the One, server of the Demiurge, and enemy of the Hyperboreans. Bash the fash as they say, I despise conservatives of any flavor, they're all Nazis of different shades. I despise European Pagans as well, for they are serving the Nazis unintentionally or dare I say intentionally. I have fought in the astral realm just as much as I have fucked to fight the mindscapes and egregores of the Nazis. I fear that what prompted this post is the sheer constructs that the Nazis have made here. Do not mock me, do not underestimate me. With a few words of power I can rattle you all and force you to death, don't trifle with me, right?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-12
Boo! I want a chest dumping! 😏
1 Cleverly_Clearly 2017-11-12
Yes, that's me. AMA.
1 Going_up_the_Country 2017-11-12
I just donated $20 to you. Match me!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-12
I PM'd him my tits. Match me!
1 OnionBits 2017-11-12
All of them
1 Matues49 2017-11-12
Bit redundant, no?
1 serialflamingo 2017-11-12
lol @ u missing the point of the article.
1 Matues49 2017-11-12
Pls don't make fun of me, I was born at 6 months. Pure-breed retard. I literally can't comprehend any points, jabs, jokes or hidden meanings unless they are spoon-fed to me.
1 DudeCat 2017-11-12
He just really hates Sanders so he put him up there three times. Bernie Thrice real name no gimmicks.
1 Oxus007 2017-11-12
Don't you fucking bring coke zero into this.
1 cimarafa 2017-11-12
Our President was actually right about diet drinks when he said they’re for fatties.
1 Oxus007 2017-11-12
Im shredded though, dawg.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-11-12
Then drink a real soda like Dr. Pepper, you faggot
1 Oxus007 2017-11-12
I️ only drink Surge.
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1 southmouthneutral 2017-11-12
Coke Zero doesn't exist anymore, famalam.
1 TheGoldenHour- 2017-11-12
Only fatties like us noticed.
1 neveryousay3 2017-11-12
Please, oh woke theroot journalists explain me how does white privilege work somewhere in eastern europe or balkans, you know places where people do live worse than average american black woman?
1 cimarafa 2017-11-12
weak criticism tbh it’s obviously a Yankee Doodle blog
1 mtg_liebestod 2017-11-12
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-12
lol +1
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-11-12
lol
1 telandrias 2017-11-12
Wait, that's the ten most useless white people?
Is he saying outright racists, nazis, white supremacists are more useful than whiny liberals?
There's a lot of implications but I think it's safe to say this guy is a Hitler fan.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-11-12
Horseshoe theory strikes again
1 jet199 2017-11-12
It's a circle
1 IneedSomeThrowaway 2017-11-12
"useless" != "harmful"
1 telandrias 2017-11-12
What use does he have out of harmful people? Perhaps rebuilding the third reich hrrrrmmmmm?
1 rewind45 2017-11-12
#WOKE
#AS
#FUCK
1 Yiin 2017-11-12
Number five, but I do bring race into it. For some fucked up reason, it gets them off.
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-11-12
Take note crackers, this is why we castrated our farming equipment
1 Spaghettilean 2017-11-12
Okay but unironically it is a class issue not a race issue Lmao
1 twinkletoes232 2017-11-12
Usually, but sometimes not.
Lots of whities are super mad about multimillionaire black athletes not playing hand-on-heart during the American fun times singalong celebration.
1 WhatsUpItsYourBoy 2017-11-12
holy shit dude, you just blew my mind about how racist it is to think "taking a knee" is stupid. I'm #woke now. Gonna go suck a black guys dick #woke.
1 twinkletoes232 2017-11-12
I'm just saying it's not about class.
You might think it's stupid, but lots of mayos are unironically super buttmad their favourite ball-throwers have an opinion about anything.
1 jet199 2017-11-12
But you hear then say the same thing about white athletes and actors, especially actors, who voice an opinion.
1 twinkletoes232 2017-11-12
Why'd you do a ninja edit to remove the bit about sucking black dick? Don't knock it till you tried it.
1 UmmahSultan 2017-11-12
Once the next recession hits, OWS (or its successor) should institute a Regressive Stack to prevent non-whites from distracting from class issues.
1 subpoutine 2017-11-12
Nah, we’d rather implement a Regressive Heap of “expired” mayo.
1 none_to_remain 2017-11-12
LOL working for a Gawker metastasis is the most mayo thing you can do no matter that color of your skin.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-12
GOOD point.
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2017-11-12
Loving bussy makes me a tasteful minority already, so I don't count as white.
1 Morrigan101 2017-11-12
Most white sjw are white supremacists with a guilty conscious
1 jet199 2017-11-12
They mistake paternalism for being a good person. Liberals have had this problem for literally 100s of years now.
1 TraurigAberWahr 2017-11-12
Bonus drama in the same post over at r asianamerican: archived, direct link
/u/leperphilliac gets a good slapdown, doesn't even know who Glenn Greenwald is, and spouts weird ESS conspiratard nonsense.
/u/pigdon (whiteworshipping bernie bro who isn't even asian, because asians are with HER) = unequivocal winner of that round!
1 SenatorCoryGardner 2017-11-12
They forgot the most useless white people of all, anarchists
1 blacknblue12 2017-11-12
shocked there wasnt a number for white people that share that article
1 LadyVetinari 2017-11-12
no those are useful to them. If the writer wasn't retarded that would obv be the number one most useless mayo
1 ProphetRith 2017-11-12
Why do socjus people seem to hate Bernie
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-12
He interfered with the the most woke candidate (Waifu Hillary)
1 BannaHamHock 2017-11-12
He forgot the "I couldn't possibly care less about black people or their plight, and honestly enjoy watching them complain about it as a spice of life sort of thing" guy
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-12
This is sooooo me.
1 freet0 2017-11-12
#3 for sure
For a second I thought maybe number 9, but then I got to the coke zero part and I'd rather die of thirst I think.
1 NoahHaders 2017-11-12
bernie should be removed from that list forthwith
1 Orsonius 2017-11-12
Wow do you get paid to write shit like this? Because this must have taken a whole two minutes.
1 weniscommander 2017-11-12
To upset moderate left mayos.
1 better_bot 2017-11-12
5
1 holditsteady 2017-11-12
Groundbreaking reporting from The Root here
1 AnnArchist 2017-11-12
firmly a 4.
Now wheres the most useless other minority list?
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-12
https://i.redd.it/oyoqgc6eerxz.jpg