A Redditor Walks Into A Gunstore

61  2017-11-12 by SperglockHolmes

41 comments

You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.

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Why is everyone so fat in this video?

America.

God bless! 😤🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Corn subsidies.

Yeah, was the clerk pocket-carrying 'cause Beretta was unable to tailor a size 54" gun belt?

How else are we supposed to store so much fREEEEEEEEdom?

What item was the kid talking about when he mentioned something about Nazis?

Colonial flag.

Are you referring to the "Don't Tread On Me" flag?

No that's the Gadsden flag but I think that was what she was referring to as a nazi flag. The colonial flag is the stars and stripes with 13 stars in a circle formation.

Yeah, I knew what the colonial flag looks like, I just figured you were referring to another flag from the same era because I can't see how anyone would think the colonial flag would be connected to Nazis. Of course, the person in the video isn't exactly stable, either.

I can't see how anyone would think the colonial flag would be connected to Nazis. Of course, the person in the video isn't exactly stable, either.

Because everything is nazis

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the description says Xohn was referring to the Gadsden flag

What, like the Betsy Ross shit with the ring of 13 stars? Or the Gadsden flag? Or the Stars and Bars Confederate battle flag?

Colonial. 13 stars. If you can tolerate watching all the way through you can see the flags in the window.

What was the mission here?

To be as fat and stupid as possible.

Mission accomplished I'd say.

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It was trying to provoke something & become the victim.

Nothing went as planned, outwitted by a polite redneck, it resorted to throwing shit at the windows, only to unravel when the cops showed up.

That's a whole lotta xir.

lolol How did you find this video of /u/pizzashill?!?!

>we're all law abiding in our own way

*teleoports behind u*

Nothin personnel, Nazi.

Favorite quote of the day was the dude mouthing "gender?"

"uh, identifies as 'male?'"

"Oh, okay. Alright. Just curious."

the other cop couldn't suppress his smirk

Gotta love the transparent attempt at making him slip up.

do you sell to Kikes

'How do you do, fellow right winger. Lovely day to gas the Jews, yes?' *wink* *wink*

Somewhere this brave encounter is going to be retold with slight embellishment on some lefty sub.

It's like an r/legaladvice wet dream.

Was that a woman? My God. My God.

Xhe is identified as male on the arrest record.

What was her major malfunction?

Drill Instructor Staff Sergeant Ermey found a donut in recruit Fat Fat's foot locker.

her

Damn that was hard to watch...

Jesus fuck, this is crystalized autism in video form.

Liberals were a mistake. Thank god they lose all the time.

It’s fine if you want to identify as male but you gotta man the fuck up

How does one become a genderless amorphous blob? Asking for a friend.

Eat lots of carbs, read lots of Marx and watch lots of Chowder.