Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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How dare you! Mocking the baby killing degenerates of the US military was one thing... But attacking Snappy???? YOU HAVE AWOKEN THE SLEEPING GIANT

If /u/darth_tiffany's edgy sticky on her profile wasn't bullet pointed it would be a nice copypasta

Tiffany is awesome.

She scares the fuck out of me and that's saying something.

I actually started this entire subreddit - the one you're currently bitching in.

Soooo....where do you think you are?

Over half the mod team here also mods r/trashy so idk where you think your post is going to go but I can guarantee it's not going to win the 5k

Check out the mod privileges and you'll see if his BS extends here.

Check out the mod privileges and you'll see if his BS extends here.

Check out the mod privileges and you'll see if his BS extends here.

I'm here waiting for you to post bussy.

"As the founding MOD..."

I ALSO founded a Christina Aguilera chatroom when i was 13.

Im a pretty big deal duh.

If political posts are off limits why are there so many Drumpf/conservative posts making fun of them when they're absolutely political? It just seems obvious that you're childish and apparently only think your side of the spectrum is off limits.

I actually started this entire subreddit

As top mod of /r/Drama

:O

Strong empowered womyn

Tiffany is the most awesome.

No u 😍

gay

Triggered.

Game of thrones is excellent.

Jesus your a whiney butch OP.

Kys

No u

Or.... no u

You can suck every inch of my dick. Twice.

sounds like a good time

are you into anal? it's been so long since I had a real man fuck me in the ass

You two! Get a room!

you can watch if you want, I know you're really into cuckolding

cuckoldinf

This is why God won't talk to us 😡

Quick reminder that no one gives a shit about your military "career."

GOT EM

Man, the late shift here is rough sometimes.

aww. sumboddy is sadddd.

Sorry an internet forum didn't curr about your boring post.

To be fair, OP is pretty much on your level

I’ll make fun of your military career OP. Nobody cares that you served in the Air Force. You either did it as your duty to your nation or you did it for personal benefits. Neither is anything to brag about so don’t be surprised when some basement dwellers on Reddit aren’t impressed with your stellar war record of whatever the fuck you did in the Air Force.

What is combat life support? Is that like a specialized medic for field surgery?

Okay you didn’t tell me your job. What was/is your MOS? Or what is your duty if your military occupation specialty is different from it?

Jfc okay. I had to google “1p071 life support” and came up with this:

https://www.thebalance.com/1p0x1-aircrew-equipment-air-force-job-descriptions-3344267

So you did gear prep for pilots right?

Cool man. From one veteran to another let me give you some advice: Nobody on the internet gives a fuck about your military career. Either they can’t relate, they hate, or don’t rate to know the details. Go join a VFW or American Legion hall near you because most civilians don’t give a shit.

What was your MOS again? Were you the one who told the story about getting beat down for going AWOL for a few days?

Lol no and who would ever admit to that? I was a combat correspondent in the Marines.

OK, someone told that story on here before. Can't find it anymore.

What was your rank?

left as a sergeant

Congrats on making it to E-5 without a DUI.

gotta fuck up to move up

Hodor is the only fucker ive seen around here with the lingo to let me know he has a legit varied service history either in the specops or joint service communities. probably both

I don't get this. What are you referencing?

A comment from a few months ago where a guy said he went AWOL for a few days then when he got back the NCOs brought him into a room and beat the crap out of him instead of going the normal NJP or court martial route. I don't remember his username or the post title or I would link it.

Damn. I missed out. If it was months ago, it was a time when I didn't know about r/drama.

I'm trying to find it. The post was related to the military somehow but I'm not sure what keywords to search for.

Were you in the military?

Nah. I'm in the health sector. Would never serve in the military. I have a friend who did since he got out of high school and he never got a girlfriend until he made his exit and dedicated his life to Tinder dating. I lived with him for a year as flatmates and the number of times he complained about his dry spell...

I left more detail in another comment. I still can't find the OP.

he wont get it until its too late and he is "that guy"

So you did gear prep for pilots right?

Former maintainer here. Yes, that's basically the jist of what his job was/is. It's a cake job that is simple and much slower than many career fields. OP is clearly a badass.

So would it make sense for you guys to assist 11 Bravos during a deployment?

I am not life support, but I see no reason he'd be assisting 11B's. It doesn't make sense.

Yeah he also claims he received a bronze star

TFW you DD-214 before achieving E-9.

Don't let your dreams be dreams.

I would have a lot of respect for that if you had the guts to shoot the Westboro Baptist Church.

At least a mass shooter can claim that they've been in combat.

OP don’t. You weren’t in combat.

Deployment doesn’t mean combat.

Jalalabad Airfield is a big ass FOB. The base took mortars while you were there? Damn, you deserve a bronze star with a combat v!

So the US Army was hurting for infantry so bad that they asked you to assist them on patrols before they asked Air Force security forces?

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What did you do to earn the bronze star?

I seriously don't believe you earned a bronze star. No offense man but your story seems really fishy.

Yeah but see the thing is that all bronze star recipients are searchable and in 2010 there were only two airmen who were awarded the bronze star. So you were one of the two?

http://valor.militarytimes.com/search.php?term=bronze+star+2010

/u/SomeoneStopMePlease, there was only 1 airman awarded the bronze star for actions in 2011, 0 for actions in 2012, 1 for actions in 2013, 0 for actions in 2014, 2 for actions in 2015, 0 for actions in 2016, and 0 for actions this year so far.

Lying about medals you didn't earn is pretty disgraceful.

Dude, this is why you take more than 3 minutes to scan someone's post history. That was a joke about r/hapas. I'm not actually scared of the golden gods stealing our women. And I'm even less scared of Sgt. Chair Force jerking off in an air-conditioned trailer in Oman or whatever it is you people do.

There's a woman in my family who did a hell of a lot more in WW2 than you ever will in your lifetime. And I don't remember her ever wasting her time trying to score points from reddit racist children. But then, she probably wasn't as low T as you.

She played a hell of a fucking role. She went to New Guinea. And she was quite proud of her service, but she wasn't a racist shitposter like you. She was a Christian. Not a white trash Roy Moore-loving "Christian", but one who really believed in it. If you pick up a bible and read the words that Jesus said, it may save both your eternal soul and your reddit karma before it's too late.

What makes me racist? lmao nice buzzword

I don't have the slightest interest in culture wars or identity politics or any of that bullshit, but I know exactly what you're up to. Pretending that you're not racist just makes you a pussy. I've got more respect for people who own up to it.

You think you were in more danger of getting hit by mortars in Jalalabad than a nurse in New Guinea in 1944 was of getting hit by an air attack? Wew lad. I'm glad you're back home in a safe space.

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As Mayor Quimby said, "That could be anybody's ass!"

So if you want to keep digging yourself in deeper, please explain, how did you earn a bronze star?

So you're not a pilot and you don't rescue pilots who were shot-down, and yet you have a bronze star? That sounds like a really interesting story. You should probably write a book about it.

All the veterans I've met who weren't in combat units had a lot of humility and didn't try to compare the risks they took to those of the guys in the infantry. But they weren't badasses who totally earned the bronze star in real life like you did.

You've poured out so many pages of text, it's like Dostoevsky, but somehow you haven't answered my question: What did you get your bronze star for?

Tell me about it. The CIA would probably assassinate you if you revealed all the details of your ultra-top-secret mission on reddit. The one where you earned a Bronze Star. I totally believe in that.

So it's one of those NDAs that only allows you to show what a badass you are and that you got the Bronze Star and shitpost about it at 3am, but not to give any hint at all as to how you got it?

Where's the Bronze Star, Audie Murphy? Just take a picture of it with your username. Then I'll know you at least spent some money on your stolen valor.

You've put a hell of a lot of effort into this already. You're posting at least 3 times as much as I am.

i told another user I knew you were a troll

I hope it was your boyfriend because it would be really embarrassing if it was just an alt.

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I got some pretty cool pictures at the last airshow too.

What is that? A Stryker in front of a light background? Do I have to make the laborious trip up I-5 to Tacoma to take a picture of what one of these looks like?

You must have seen some serious shit out there, dude. How many LRRPs did you run into North Vietnam? How many medals did you get that you can't tell us about?

A combat unit we were attached to.

"The guys who did the real work while I act like a badass because of them."

That's great but if you haven't served then shut the fuck up, I doubt "the woman" in your family who did serve would agree with the wanky mods from r/trashy thinking they're badasses because they can talk shit to a veteran from behind a keyboard......

Btw if you actually bothered your ass to read the post you'd realise that tiffany scanned OP's post history and after calling him a bitch decided to take the piss out his military history.

I doubt "the woman" in your family who did serve would agree with the wanky mods from r/trashy

She died before you were born, but from what I remember of her, she looked down on white trash who have no class.

if you actually bothered your ass to read the post you'd realise that tiffany scanned OP's post history

Imagine thinking I'm taking this all seriously and not just listening to Tiffany's cover of a classic '60s song.

We're runnin' just as fast as we can holdin' on to one anothers' hand

Imagine thinking I'm taking this all seriously

Could've fooled me with the amount of times you're replying, also why are you projecting your sexual insecurities onto OP?

He could be more productive, hell he could probably come out to his parents that he likes being banged in the ass, but he'd rather troll a vet, it's just sad.

Basement dwellers don't care.

"Waaah racist QQ"

But you're here? What's your point?

That was over 24 hours ago and you expect me to remember what point I was trying to make? I think it was just an excuse to throw in the phrase "low T".

Well, if you don't know, I don't know. shrug Here's some popcorn 🍿🍿🍿

et you're cool making observations about the military without ever having served

Why would I need to serve? You realize pretty much everything the American armed force do is public knowledge right? And the air force mainly sits about in Germany and drone strikes randos in NoOneGivesAFuckistan

cartoon porn

You keep coming back to that like it's really something, it's not. A huge chunk of reddit likes drawn porn. I like drawn porn. I also like written porn. I also write porn.

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Jack off to cartoons.

How many times you gonna copy and paste that?

you Jack off to cartoons

Have you been?

Well a brown guy once punched me, so I've been in more combat than you.

Weak men speak about things they know nothing about

And bitches like you complain about getting banned for being a cunt and then REEEEE about how they once did armed forces things that no one cares about

Also, you Jack off to cartoons.

And you were in the air force, which means you're the bigger loser here

Now why do you have to make brown sound so bad? You could have said he's caramel. White people get Mayo. 'Tis not fair.

how many babies kills under your belt?

typical government tool, just avoids the question, blurts out nonsense instead

just keep spouting nonsense about your service, suites you well

when was that bronze star again? lol

keep on exaggerating buddy!

Nah kiddo, the burden of proof lies with the person make fantastic claims. You've provided no proof of your bronze star though you've provided a bunch of pics that show you went to a base one time.

Congratulations, you've managed to become more pathetic than your average military grunt. At least that's something.

So let me get this straight: You found a picture of some random black people. You posted it under a title that you thought would be provocative. Mods removed it for not being interesting. You get into a hissy fit and somehow imagine that serving in the military in the past gets you special treatment. (I'm not actually seeing that in what you posted, but whatevs.) You sure don't sound like any veteran I've ever met.

Could we have defeated ISIS in 2016 if you put as much effort into fighting the war as you did into replying to my shitpost?

At least I helped though

Yea without you some children in the middle east might not have gotten bombed.

Your post history is disgusting.

lul wut? My history is down right fucking tame

You Jack off to cartoons you weird idiot.

Damn mate your insult game is bad. Imma let you try that one again

You commented talking shit

IN r/drama. Shit talk is part of this subreddit you fucking dolt.

Then you got called out for jacking off to cartoons

Which I still don't care about

and your attitude changed lol

Lol no it hasn't. I'm still calling you a retard

Make another Chris Kyle joke or another Military insult lmao

You traveled half way round the fucking world to bomb children and fucking about in what amounts to Americas sandbox, you are the fucking joke

killing babies is helping??

You forgot to use the /shitpost tag.

I posted a trashy photo of a 15 year old girl squatting with her tongue out next to a 20 something year old man's dickto r/Trashy.

Were it doesn't belong. Getting abused by someone older than you doesn't make you trashy.

it was being upvoted.

No one cares

It was removed due to a rule. A rule that even said " Context is helpful "

Yea, it wasn't trashy.

Im surprised that someone who posts about cartoon child porn

When the fuck have I posted about that? I don't jack it to lolicon, I like big titted bimbos thank you very much

Stephanie from lazy town

I don't know who or what that is. Also being such you manually look over my posting history.

thinks that this post isn't trashy

It's not. Even if everything you said is true then it's just a child molester and rapist stand next to his victim.

Guess it's classy then?

Yea because as we all know something is either classy or trashy. No in between.

Jack off to cartoons.

Yea so what? I like rule34 just like millions of other people.

Lol what a faggot haha.

I believe you have me confused with the armed forces.

Go doodle a sketch and Jack off to it you gross dickwaffle.

I'm telling you man, that cartoon porn thing isn't the slam dunk you think it is

You Jack off to cartoons lol.

And you're reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeing like a loser in r/drama

You still Jack off to cartoons and I got positive posts and crazy positive comment history

No one cares about your Karma. I have positive posts and karma. Besides you jack off to cartoons

You're just jaded from jacking off to cartoons.

Naw mates that you. I don't even like rule 34

at least he is not a baby killer

This is getting too serious. More shitposting is needed.

E5 SSgt

chairforce detected

uh yeah. army

no one gives a shit about your military history, you're the one who chose to become a government robot

OP ur a bigger bitch than American Sniper Chris Kyle

stop crying

im not your safe space and I'm not going to cuddle you

Do me! pls? 😘😏

your idea of a mutual exchange is to try and shove a knife in someone's neck while screeching about leftist scum

nah I'm not flying back to melb to listen to some ex-mil sook and make up stories about all of their fake grievances. Definitely not if they're gonna brag about their dope photoshops and sick shitposts 🙄

wipe your tears, try again with more effort

nah you're just having another episode, but on the internet

Please stop trying to pressure r/drama users into meeting you at gay bars. Is this what they taught you in the service?

???

🤠/😘

He should've just posted bussy if that is what he wanted

I can't tell if you're being seriously retarded or ironically retarded.

You jack off to cartoons.

And you jack it to losers like Chris Kyle. You know how I know Chris Kyle is a loser? Because the motherfucker has 2 first names. Only losers have 2 first names.

You Jack off to cartoons

And you jack it to Chris Kyle, a loser with 2 first names.

I'll take some more comment karma while watching yours drop off.

lol my karma is fine m8

K bud, surpised you're writing back

Why wouldn't I? You're REEEEEing out like a mofo and I want to keep it going

And I'm surprised you're writing back and not jacking off to cartoons that are in your post history lmao

Lol you're the one who busted a nut to cat shit one. Then again I can't blame you it does combine the 2 loves of your life, furries and the arm forces.

But you Jack off to cartoons AND you're a fat neckbeard lol.

Lol so now I'm fat as well? Have you finally noticed that the jacks off to cartoons thing isn't going anywhere?

Jack off to cartoons.

If you keep saying that it might loop around to being funny again

R E E E E E E E E E E E E E E YOU JACK OFF TO CARTOONS R E E E E E E E E E.

Well if he wasn't seriously retarded before joining the military, he is now

Yea he seems to be doing that thing that retards do where he finds some words (Cartoon porn in this case) and just keeps repeating them. Poor thing just doesn't understand

2 points, posted an hour ago, 55 comments

r/drama's fav kind of threads

Also /u/SomeoneStopMePlease = ImaProGamerAMA

No surprise its Joan. Probably still buttblasted anarchist is top mod here so takes it out on people in another sub.

OP you're kind of a whiner but those mods are worse.

I wish they didn't ban him. Could have had better drama. This secondhand version isn't as raw as seeing it on the thread, insults going back and forth and to and fro.

Wow I had no idea the US military was so full of pussies

Technically that would make me a hermaphrodite

Looks like the military is full of pussies AND retards

it is, been there

Wait. What? You eat both pussy and dick? I'm impressed

Nobody cares about your military service. Using it to play victim when you got banned for being a moron is just pathetic.

He didn't bring up his military history, the mods dug into his post history and decided to bring it up to take the piss, that's how this whole thing started......

Ah, difficult to track the timeline on this. Either way, getting butthurt about it and then lying about a bronze star is extra sad.

I don't get it lol why does OP care that the mods removed his post? What a sissy