Woman pretending to be a man harasses women. Twox blames men, says women don't harass.

Probably because it's not a thing just like how "womansplaining" isn't a thing. Another example: people literally write songs about "fuck the police" but nobody ever goes "fuck the fire department", it's simply not a thing because the fire department generally don't screw people over..

/u/evanharper, /u/Crystal_Rose needs to hear your "fuck the fire department" song

1 EvanHarper 2017-11-13

fuck man i get made fun of on discord for long winded seriousposting on /r/drama, its good to know i have fans who appreciate me

1 Teklogikal 2017-11-13

Wait, is this a real song?

1 michaelnoir 2017-11-13

Fuck the fire department coming straight from the underground

A young arsonist got it bad cause I'm down

To set fires and blow shit up

I don't know if they jealous or whut

Just because I light me some

Bonfires nightly son

The muthafuckin' fire department think they got a right to come

And put the flames out with their hoses and shit

But I don't give a fuck, I'ma still keep it lit.

1 EvanHarper 2017-11-13

yes, but it's not mine, the song is "911 is a joke."

he's referring to a goddamn Reddit essay I wrote in my autism a while ago, explaining why fire departments are costly scams that trade on their heroic reputation to milk the taxpayer. i can't find it on the googles though

1 Teklogikal 2017-11-13

So get up get, get get down 911 is a joke in yo town

I'm highly intrigued now, lol. If you happen to find it let me know.

1 princessCuck 2017-11-13

People literally write songs about "fuck the police" but nobody ever goes "fuck the fire department", it's simply not a thing because the fire department generally don't screw people over.

/u/Crystal_Rose

1 Cheezemansam 2017-11-13

people literally write songs about "fuck the police" but nobody ever goes "fuck the fire department", it's simply not a thing because the fire department generally don't screw people over..

Unless you work with EMS, then you probably have a few words to say about those Axe Monkeys and how they need to stop cannibalizing your job.

1 Basically_Trash 2017-11-13

The phrase "heteronormative gender-normative society" makes me angrier than it probably should. I remember when it was just called "society" but maybe I'm old fashioned

1 Raving_Dave 2017-11-13

Better yet, just call them "normal people."

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-13

"Dudes"

1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-11-13

That group entirely excludes you, Ed.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-13

No dudes include men and women.

1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-11-13

> Better yet, just call them "normal people."

Imagine being /u/Ed_ButteredToast where this group doesn't include you

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-13

Look it's a neutral term. Like everybody is in it. A simple name for it. Nothing too complicated.

1 GunOfSod 2017-11-13

Doesn't include you. If you didn't exist we'd have to invent you and we'd call you a xude.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdaiE-1R2PM

1 GunOfSod 2017-11-13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4

1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-11-13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frw6uu3nonQ

1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-11-13

Normies are not autistic. You spend 25 hours a day on Reddit. A normie, you are not.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-13

We'll have to think of something else too. Maybe a mixup this time.

1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-11-13

Be careful. You're only barely human. Keep pushing, and we're not gonna let you appropriate our humanness anymore

1 ason 2017-11-13

https://youtu.be/BHxmMbeZlAM

1 GaymasterNacelle 2017-11-13

You're a dinosaur and should keep yourself safe as an endangered species.

1 Honk4Tits 2017-11-13

I mean I had fat and ugly girls grab my dick and ass before unwanted, it made me uncomfortable but it's not like I was traumatized. Women do the same shit men do. Men just don't really consider it a big deal.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-13

🎺🎺

(. )( .) Ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)

1 Lionbaiterer 2017-11-13

So cute

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-13

Also damn boi! Aren't you a hottie 😘😏

1 CaptainNeeMoNoy 2017-11-13

Not as hot as you Ed! You sexy slut!

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-13

You know it! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ) ͡°

1 JohnnyLargeCock 2017-11-13

I'm out of the loop. Why is everyone on /r/drama obsessed with you for the last month or two? Serious question. I apparently missed something here.

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-11-13

He's been a shitposting pasta machine for a while. He also is so committed to being a shit lord here that he has alts that be both argues with and uses to upvote his comments. He actually got a suspension for it and he couldn't even go a day without making a batch of alts. /u/Ed_ButteredToast is the satanic bastard spawn of the sub's autistic hive mind. He's proof that everyday we stray further from a dead God that left mankind behind long ago.

Also he has the most extensive Lenny memes and shits out cancerous emojis at rates that shouldn't be humanly possible. When he becomes a mod he will take his seat upon our short bus throne as the God of all things cancerous on Reddit. On that day Armageddon will finally be upon us and we'll finally get the bussy blasting we deserve.

1 JohnnyLargeCock 2017-11-13

lmao thanks for the excellent historical rundown. That was great.

He also is so committed to being a shit lord here that he has alts that he both argues with and uses to upvote his comments. He actually got a suspension for it and he couldn't even go a day without making a fresh batch of alts.

May God have mercy on your reddit account /u/Ed_ButteredToast. Why would you do that?

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-13

This is the truth™! Amen for Him showing the true light.

1 Diogenes2XLantern 2017-11-13

That's just your "male privilege".

/s(?)

1 SmugSocialistTears 2017-11-13

yeah but women aren't doing it from a position of power because patriarchy

1 Ubereem 2017-11-13

The only difference that I will acknowledge is that it happens more frequently to women, and a man being much stronger is a lot scarier if the sexual harassment gets worse. For example, I was being stalked by a man for weeks. I told my sister about it, and imagined how my sister would react, and realized she would be very scared. I wasn’t scared cause I’d beat his ass pretty easily. But if he was wayyyy stronger than me, then I’d probably be worried.

But yeah, a lot of the “sexual harassment” is bs and is only bs cause it’s coming from an ugly guy.

1 ImDaBestAtWhatIDoAnd 2017-11-13

feels different/conceptualized differently when men harass women than when women harass women in heteronormative gender-normative society?

Dear god.

1 IsADragon 2017-11-13

When you 3 years deep into that degree and aren't sure about how to work those big words you learned into a discussion

1 JohnnyLargeCock 2017-11-13

Really expensive words too. They've gotta do something with it. And it turns out nowadays, the answer to a useless degree is shitposting online. Which you can already do for free.

1 yourmumsanargonian 2017-11-13

For too long men have been sexually harassing and exploiting women and getting away with it, and women just don't have those opportunities. It's like there's a glass ceiling on exploiting and harassing women. Truly this girl is a crusader for equality in sexual harassment.

1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-13

/u/Crystal_Rose STFU, look pretty, be some man's wife or mistress.

There, I just solved life for you.

1 menvaren 2017-11-13

STFU, look pretty, be some man's wife or mistress.

She posts on TwoX, none of those things are going to happen.

1 MoonCricketJamFace 2017-11-13

Well some dudes like fatties. Not sure why though.

1 JohnnyLargeCock 2017-11-13

Usually because they're the only ones attainable for them, so they end up fetishising it. It's a lot less common that some rich dude who will take care of /u/crystal_rose would be into a fetish like that, in order to make her a wife or mistress if that's what she's really after. Because rich dudes have access usually to young hot chicks so they don't develop a fat fetish for no reason, except in very rare ocassions.

As a woman, going for a guy with a very specific fetish like that usually will yield you a pretty low-quality man. Especially if you're going for "the mistress". He'd be able to get you fast food every now and then, but not much else.

1 HasAnArchmageFetish 2017-11-13

Have you ever touched a fat chick before? Serious question.

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-11-13

More cushion for the pushin' duh

1 boyoyoyoyong 2017-11-13

Who cares what the fatties at 2x think this girl is a God damn shitposting savant

1 Aerialcharles 2017-11-13

Prerequisite: Autism

1 SmurfPrivilege 2017-11-13

Is it even gender issues? Why can't terrible people just be terrible people?

I think someone should repost this comment verbatim into every TwoX post about toxic masculinity.

1 hexane360 2017-11-13

I had to read this twice because I mind wouldn't process this the first that girl need to a diplomat or something because once she starts writing books movies she won't stop

Maybe you're overestimating the talent necessary to talk about sports by comparing it to your barely intelligible word vomit strung together by your hopelessly vapid thoughts.

1 an_experimenter 2017-11-13

It's weird the teenage girl started acting like typical /r/niceguy manipulation.

1 snallygaster 2017-11-13

You would be surprised; it happens all the time, just in more female-dominated communities.

1 Pepperglue 2017-11-13

Guess someone needs to fill the role somehow.

1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-11-13

feels different/conceptualized differently when men harass women than when women harass women in heteronormative gender-normative society?

When women do it, it just...feels better..

1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-11-13

I think it feels better when women do it... if you know what I mean.

1 Denny_Craine 2017-11-13

All drama and that thread aside, what a weird fucking story

1 Diogenes2XLantern 2017-11-13

Not as weird as you'd think.

1 Denny_Craine 2017-11-13

A chick being misogynistic wasn't why it was weird numbnuts. A chick having multiple paid sportswriter positions from ages 13-21 while masquerading as a grown married man is the weird part

1 Thot_Crusher 2017-11-13

She was LARPing as Ray Romano from Everybody Loves Raymond

1 HINDBRAIN 2017-11-13

It depends on how to conceptualise "gender problems". I think this whole story is rooted in gender issues. Why? Well to start it involves a young girl who was so convinced her opinion didn't matter enough as a girl that she pretended to be a man for years. Not only that, she formed this male persona based on her expectations of performative male gender, and somewhere along the line that included disparaging women.

Something in this woman's life taught her that she, as a woman, was valueless in her hobby/field, and something else told her that men behave that way.

the patriarchy did this

1 TSwizzlesNipples 2017-11-13

/u/IfTruthBTold

Do you truly believe women rape and assault men at the same rate that men assault women?

Actually yeah. It's not something that's generally studied because there's no money in it and it goes against our (society's) preconceived ideas of sexual violence, but it is beginning to come to light that women and men commit rape/assault at close to equal rates.

1 lunchza 2017-11-13

If only you could get a refund for your gender studies degree u/Crystal_Rose

1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-11-13

If schools had to give refunds when people couldn't get jobs in their degree fields, then no colleges would offer gender studies degrees.