/r/drama fights mosquitos
69 2017-11-13 by geraldo42
We've decided to participate in the Political Subreddits Against Malaria fundraising drive this year (since we all know /r/drama is the central hive of reactionaries on reddit so therefore is a political subreddit). We've been promised that donations will be kept anonymous this year and the charity even accepts bitcoin (I'm 90% sure that's why the nerds over at neoliberal chose it).
CLICK HERE to donate to the Against Malaria Foundation
This is the second political subreddit charity drive - the first raised more than 56K dollars for DeWorm the World. This time we're raising money for the Against Malaria Foundation, an organization that works to distribute insecticide-treated bed nets in the developing world to combat malaria. This charity was chosen in accordance with effective altruism principles - doing the absolute most good possible with the dollars we donate. AMF is widely regarded as one of the most (if not the most) effective charity in the world in terms of impact per dollar spent. AMF has received the 'Top Charity' rating from GiveWell in five of the last six years, as well as 'Top Charity' ratings from Giving What We Can and The Life You Can Save for six years running.
Some malaria facts:
Malaria kills nearly half a million people every year and more than 200 million fall ill. Before bed nets were made available, it was many times that. Nets are a proven intervention - a more effective a way of saving lives than any other.
- 70% of the deaths are children under 5
- Malaria is the world's single largest killer of pregnant women
- 90% of the deaths are in sub-Saharan Africa
Yet malaria is totally preventable and treatable. Nobody need die. Prevention is better than treatment.
- The most effective means of prevention is sleeping under a mosquito net
- Specifically a Long-Lasting Insecticide treated Net (LLIN)
- Each net costs $2.5/€2,2/£1.7
Malaria is one of the largest causes of human suffering in the world and we can prevent it. At a rough approximation every 1000 nets saves a life, and prevents dozens of others from the misery of contracting malaria. And it's an economic issue too - malaria acts as a drag on economic activity and actively impoverishes the third world. Every dollar towards malaria prevention leads to 12 dollars in economic gain.
All donations are anonymous if desired, and for a great cause. Donate today!
CLICK HERE to donate to the Against Malaria Foundation
137 comments
1 Sophistrycated 2017-11-13
So what you're saying is r/drama users are the mosquitos of Reddit.
1 southmouthneutral 2017-11-13
No, we're the malaria.
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-11-13
I hope i can reincarnate as a malaria mosquito.
1 geraldo42 2017-11-13
I hope so too buddy.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-13
🐝🐝
1 Sophistrycated 2017-11-13
Those are bees
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-13
Potato potatoe
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-13
No shit Sherlock. Lol
1 SomeoneOnThelnternet 2017-11-13
And then die a painful death as you land on an insecticide treated net? Shiiiiit.
1 TNBK 2017-11-13
So you can reincarnate as a insectide treated net maker, of course.
1 Trapsarntgay1 2017-11-13
I thought you were the explosive type of brown, not the "welcome to quick-e-mart" kind
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-11-13
I want to reincarnate as a malaria mosquito so i can kill people and get away with it :3
1 Trapsarntgay1 2017-11-13
Dont let your dreams stay dreams!
1 wow___justwow 2017-11-13
i was going to laugh and say "have a nice 3 days" but then to make sure i didn't look like a total retard i looked it up and female mosquitoes which are the ones that bite can live up to FUCKING FIFTY FUCKING SIX FUCKING DAYS.
WHAT THE FUCk. Fuck mosquitoes.
1 Awayfone 2017-11-13
You will have to be a female
1 trjb 2017-11-13
Is there a link to donate straight to the mosquitos?
1 WarSanchez 2017-11-13
Save the Mosquitoes GAS THE MODS!
1 trjb 2017-11-13
I'll get the truck.
1 WarSanchez 2017-11-13
Oh shit!
I call SHOTGUN!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-13
No me :(
1 trjb 2017-11-13
It's a bench seat, you get to sit in the bitch seat.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-13
Rude! 😡
1 BannaHamHock 2017-11-13
DO YOU TRUST THE GOVERNMENT?
1 ComedicSans 2017-11-13
Donate to a charity that provides screen-nets to African children. Only you can save millions of innocent mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS!
1 AIDS_Fairy 2017-11-13
Can we just have another planet for poor people?
1 MrDannyOcean 2017-11-13
hijacking top comment
/u/gophergus just donated 1K on behalf of /r/Drama
wtf i love gophers now
1 TotallyNotShrimp 2017-11-13
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-11-13
MOOOOOOOOODS
1 LadyVetinari 2017-11-13
They are tho
1 zahlman 2017-11-13
You just don't want us to find out that you really are shrimp.
1 GopherGus 2017-11-13
My employer is gonna match me but I don't think it's going to go under any specific campaign. Also where are the nudes.
1 MrDannyOcean 2017-11-13
ALL HAIL THE GOPHER KING
1 LadyVetinari 2017-11-13
try to convince them to do it under drama so we can beat neoliberal pls 😢
Imagine how embarrassed they would be, it would be wonderful
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-13
Pls no doxx this time
1 geraldo42 2017-11-13
Apparently the head of the charity personally guaranteed privacy and several people have already double checked that your info doesn't appear anywhere on the site. Ask /u/MrDannyOcean if you have any questions.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-13
/u/MrDannyOcean will our degenerate identities be safe? What's your model?
1 MrDannyOcean 2017-11-13
I've been in touch with the CEO of Against Malaria Foundation for several weeks and have stress-tested the site repeatedly with him to make sure no personal information is ever publicly available. (we also did an AMA with him).
The instructions linked above show exactly which steps to take when donating and how to proceed.
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2017-11-13
I'm finding it difficult to trust someone named after a thief.
Though, I do approve of mosquito genocide.
1 makes_people_cringe 2017-11-13
>mosquito
>geno
Pick one
1 Chicup 2017-11-13
Well how can we doubt such assurances?
1 scatmunchies 2017-11-13
Can’t Notch just dump a couple million into this for us so we can crush the others? Or donate for all the other teams so they can crush us, whichever.
Basically I’m cheap.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-13
/u/xNotch
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2017-11-13
If you didn't see, he donated 20k
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-13
I did and I'm taking partial credit
1 geraldo42 2017-11-13
You could ask /u/xNotch . I feel bad for the guy though. He already has to deal with everyone and their mother asking him for money. I don't want to be one of those people who beg him for shit. It's unseemly.
1 Kalthramis 2017-11-13
/u/xNotch my RAM slots blew and MSI refused to renew my warranty because it was 3 days out of date. Pls donate to me instead, I’m poor as fuk
1 Kuonji 2017-11-13
MSIhope you get extended warranty next time friend
1 Kalthramis 2017-11-13
I did, and it blew right at the end of it. Dunno why. I am still a salty shit about it. I’ll never buy another MSI product.
1 HMRandC 2017-11-13
/u/xNotch, give us your fucking money so /r/Drama can feel morally superior to all those actual moral crusading subs. You know this will get their nickers in a twist. Do it now.
1 a_normal_human 2017-11-13
I'm sure /u/xNotch has better things to do.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-11-13
u/xnotch send the money to the gofundme i created specifically for this charity. i will then use that to support my smac errr... i mean hair nets, yeah. bugs
1 MrDannyOcean 2017-11-13
I'd like to thank the /r/Drama mods for an amazing incentive - the highest individual donation to the Drama team will become a new mod* of /r/Drama!
1 Zhairen 2017-11-13
Thank you /r/Drama! You guys are doing great things for the world, and it truly is amazing what you're willing to do.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-13
If I donate, will you kys?
1 MrDannyOcean 2017-11-13
i know a guy...
1 Zhairen 2017-11-13
Everything has a price.
1 TotallyNotShrimp 2017-11-13
$1k and I post nudes
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-13
you can show us your bussy for free and off yourself if /r/drama hits $1k
1 TotallyNotShrimp 2017-11-13
Bussy for 1k and 100k for offing myself
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-13
/u/xNotch!
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-11-13
We made it, start posting bitch!
1 TotallyNotShrimp 2017-11-13
You dumbasses only have $280
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-11-13
Check it now! Bussy time!
1 TotallyNewRedditUser 2017-11-13
u/totallynotshrimp good luck with this
1 JohnBlind 2017-11-13
Post bussy my man :)
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-13
Show us your goddamn bussy
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-13
We're still waiting...
1 lewildcard 2017-11-13
Not if i add my mountain dew allowance then we'd have $287 idiot
1 geraldo42 2017-11-13
lol
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-11-13
Wait seriously? Shit, good-bye inheritance
1 AIDS_Fairy 2017-11-13
The lowest should also be modded
1 Neronoah 2017-11-13
You don't understand the sub well, the shittiest people get to be mods here.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-11-13
Ha, fucking Notch
1 JasonJewnova 2017-11-13
Why would you wanna do that?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-13
It'll hasten the mayocide
1 JasonJewnova 2017-11-13
It pretty much only kills nutella people tho 🤔
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-13
exactly
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-11-13
> doing the absolute most good possible
> 90% of the deaths are in sub-Saharan Africa
Your math doesn't quite add up amigo
1 DuBBle 2017-11-13
Is there some way that the mosquitos can be bundled up and released in Salt Lake City or something? They'll enjoy the lake.
1 Nurkas 2017-11-13
How can we have white genocide unless we save the Africans first?
1 Kalthramis 2017-11-13
If we kill the squeeto’s, how else will we spread AIDs? Besides bussy fucking.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-13
sharing needles ofc
1 Kalthramis 2017-11-13
Is that a euphemism for dingle dongers?
1 DuBBle 2017-11-13
Green cards for every man woman and child saved.
1 Going_up_the_Country 2017-11-13
But that means less money I can donate to Bernie :(
1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2017-11-13
If we donate do we get to pick who we give malaria to?
1 PlvGdm 2017-11-13
Can we give it to the SRDines please?
1 ComedicSans 2017-11-13
Who's top of your malaria list?
1 ComedicSans 2017-11-13
Who's top of your malaria list?
1 Fletch71011 2017-11-13
/u/botchlings?
1 rewind45 2017-11-13
Shouldn't the mods sticky this?
1 geraldo42 2017-11-13
It was stickied but apparently someone decided that this was a better sticky.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-11-13
also a worthy cause
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2017-11-13
Which sub do y'all want to beat the most?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-13
/r/shitstatistssay
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2017-11-13
I did my part!
1 RedditsAnti-American 2017-11-13
We're all NEETs on /r/drama. How are we suppose to afford this?
1 aonome 2017-11-13
/u/prince_kropotkin it would be a really cool idea for /r/leftwithoutedge lto participate
1 Prince_Kropotkin 2017-11-13
in what?
1 cochnbahls 2017-11-13
In the genocide of your brethren
1 aonome 2017-11-13
In this charity drive of course
1 Prince_Kropotkin 2017-11-13
nah, just read the old drama threads in lieu of creating new ones
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2017-11-13
What?
1 Prince_Kropotkin 2017-11-13
the old charity drive caused some drama because of the doxxing and shit, just read that instead of seeking new charity drama, which i assume is the point
i dont care tbh
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2017-11-13
Ah
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-13
PK hates the global poor tho
1 JohnBlind 2017-11-13
Help
Do I donate to have muh /r/drama dominate an epeen contest or do I donate to darqwolff for bantz
1 ProphetRith 2017-11-13
It's not as fun if LSC isn't getting buttmad and refusing to donate
1 aonome 2017-11-13
Message their mods and ask them to join then
1 MrDannyOcean 2017-11-13
oh boy
you want some PMs?
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2017-11-13
Yes pls, think of the drama
1 MrDannyOcean 2017-11-13
OP delivers
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2017-11-13
I saw! And I will donate. Remember, ~P_K~ /r/LSC hates the global poor
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-13
Yes!
1 MrDannyOcean 2017-11-13
OP delivers
pls donate now
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-13
Already done bby
1 ffbtaw 2017-11-13
YES
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-11-13
/u/xnotch will you consider donating a few million to charity and showing up all those other snooty fucking subreddits?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-11-13
You want a donation I can’t write off? No.
1 geraldo42 2017-11-13
Why can't you write it off?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-11-13
I didn't really read anything you wrote there. Just ignore me.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-13
NEETs don't pay taxes
1 Neronoah 2017-11-13
So this is an ellaborate ruse to tell posters here to kill themselves?
1 OldOrder 2017-11-13
Does /u/prince_kropotkin still hate the global poor?
1 wow___justwow 2017-11-13
What the fuck, I thought we were all on the brink of poverty yet we're 3rd place in this shit race.
Some of you fuckers are hiding that sweet cash in your bussy, aren't you?
1 zergling_Lester 2017-11-13
Are you aware that we have a literal billionaire as a mod?
Also, it's $410 now :3
1 AIDS_Fairy 2017-11-13
Wait who's a billionaire
1 DannyLee90 2017-11-13
/u/riemann1433, of course.
1 zergling_Lester 2017-11-13
Notch!
1 makes_people_cringe 2017-11-13
It's actually in my dildo drawer.
1 lewildcard 2017-11-13
first they came for the incels and i did not speak out because i am a degenerate
then they came for the shitlords and there were no mosquitos to speak for me
1 ABillionYearsOld 2017-11-13
Why not a charity that moves the mosquitoes to places where mayos live?
1 zahlman 2017-11-13
Oh shit, are the SSC entryists winning the /r/Drama culture war?
1 ffbtaw 2017-11-13
slatestarcodex?
1 commalacomekrugman 2017-11-13
mod of /r/neoliberal here. I'll donate $500 if someone gets /u/xNotch to livestream himself reading a short 50-page book called "Famine, Affluence, and Morality."
1 youcanteatbullets 2017-11-13
$20k, Go /u/xNotch !
1 00000000000000000000 2017-11-13
You can also donate without cost to you by shopping on Amazon.com. See https://steemit.com/charity/@natator88/amazonsmile-and-the-against-malaria-foundation
1 JohnBlind 2017-11-13
Reminder that /u/xNotch deserves head mod position and signed bussy pics for singlehandedly establishing /r/drama supremacy
Also saving the global poor and all that
1 Jimmy_Kvetch 2017-11-13
Why would I donate to stopping the /r/drama moderators?
1 do0rkn0b 2017-11-13
No.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-13
Can we keep the k/d rate balanced by nuking an equal number of jihadzis?
1 JenkemJoe 2017-11-13
lol.. I sent a modmail to T_D asking if they wanted to get in on this.. being they're at war with the Politics sub, thought maybe they'd want to one-up them.
Banned.. apparently this is too low energy for them.
So I updated the page I created and I give you https://www.AgainstMalaria.com/TheDonald
1 IAintThatGuy 2017-11-13
Fuck it. I'm pro-mosquito. Team natural selection FTW!