Breaking: u/pizzashill buys into the John Titor conspiracy. No news on whether he himself is a Bernie voter sent back to prevent that particular catastrophe from happening.
Nah dude they just faked the paperwork and planted it. I mean, why is it just coming to light now that it's convenient and he's a national figure rather than anytime in the last thirty years when nobody would have given a shit? ::taps head::
Or maybe it's the Mandela effect. Which is controlled by the (((libcucks))) I'm guessing.
Not sure how good of a journalistic source AL.com is. Numerous un-unnamed and anonymous source and one person who went on record to say he went to the mall on Saturdays. This guy was a judge in the state. No one ever complained to the police about him up to now, when he is running for Senator. Coincidence?
It's not a coincidence that people are less likely to go to the police when he's a judge. Especially anyone who has ever dealt with the legal system and knows how it works.
Moore also reiterated his claim that all of the allegations are politically motivated. If true, that would mean his enemies are fabricating physical evidence and convincingly forging his signature. Nelson presented a copy of her yearbook in which the then 30-year-old Moore wrote: “To a sweeter more beautiful girl I could not say Merry Christmas. Christmas 1977. Love, Roy Moore, D.A.”
how fucking creepy do you have to be to get banned from a mall. In alabama. for hitting on girls. in the 80s. I imagine he was just running around with his curled up lil crawdad, trying to rub it on every girl by the cabbage patch display.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-11-14
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1 IslamicStatePatriot 2017-11-14
Stop persecution of pedosexuals NOW
1 pizzashill 2017-11-14
Wonder where all the Trumptards are that were claiming this entire thing was fake news, just a liberal conspiracy!
Did the libdumbs go back in time to the 1980s and fake this like they did with Obamas birth announcement?
1 Neon_needles 2017-11-14
Actually, heh... if you look closely the Alabama mall is ran by a man half Jewish.
Now, if you trace his bloodline. You will find his lineage is with ancient Israelite cultists whom
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-11-14
((They)) got him, but were kind enough to post the comment.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2017-11-14
I'll put an up doot on "that cop was paid to lie by the demcrats!"
1 incineratechicken 2017-11-14
Breaking: u/pizzashill buys into the John Titor conspiracy. No news on whether he himself is a Bernie voter sent back to prevent that particular catastrophe from happening.
1 IslamicStatePatriot 2017-11-14
I dunno man I still have my Bernie sticker on my car but I might of voted from daddy, I dunno. Research chems really fuck my memory off.
But also do we have any kind of paper trail on this "ban" or is it all just recollection?
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2017-11-14
How much glue did you huff before you wrote this comment?
1 Redactor0 2017-11-14
Using their time machine to send 14-years old trained in the art of seduction to entrap Moore may be the most cynical thing the DNC has done yet.
1 youcanteatbullets 2017-11-14
Nah dude they just faked the paperwork and planted it. I mean, why is it just coming to light now that it's convenient and he's a national figure rather than anytime in the last thirty years when nobody would have given a shit? ::taps head::
Or maybe it's the Mandela effect. Which is controlled by the (((libcucks))) I'm guessing.
1 election_info_bot 2017-11-14
Alabama Senate Special Election 2017
Voter Registration Deadline: November 27, 2017
General Election: December 12, 2017
1 shitpost953 2017-11-14
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1 shitpost953 2017-11-14
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1 shitpost953 2017-11-14
lol shadowbanned.. get rekt
1 youcanteatbullets 2017-11-14
I'll wager any one person a month of reddit gold that he he still gets elected.
1 OldOrder 2017-11-14
Just throw out a few Roll Tides and he will get 55% of the vote
1 election_info_bot 2017-11-14
I'm not a betting man, partially in the Eowyn sense, but I do hope you're wrong.
1 wabbit_1444 2017-11-14
I'm from bama. He will most certainly still win. We're kinda known for electing the worst people.
1 bareballzthebitch 2017-11-14
Not sure how good of a journalistic source AL.com is. Numerous un-unnamed and anonymous source and one person who went on record to say he went to the mall on Saturdays. This guy was a judge in the state. No one ever complained to the police about him up to now, when he is running for Senator. Coincidence?
1 incineratechicken 2017-11-14
Probably not, but enough politicians are pedophiles that a shotgun approach loses none of its effectiveness.
1 Redactor0 2017-11-14
It's not a coincidence that people are less likely to go to the police when he's a judge. Especially anyone who has ever dealt with the legal system and knows how it works.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-11-14
No he was not. He was the DA
1 Going_up_the_Country 2017-11-14
He was elected twice as chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court.
He was also kicked off it twice for blatantly unconstitutional acts.
1 Ennui2778 2017-11-14
Does he just call himself Judge Moore for giggles then?
1 pizzashill 2017-11-14
Keep it up.
1 oopstheeconomy 2017-11-14
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU REDPILL PEDOS ADVOCATED FOR THIS IN NORTHGATE IN SEATTLE
1 rhiehn 2017-11-14
This but unironically
1 oopstheeconomy 2017-11-14
That takeover was a fun few minutes, but those pedo fuckers really did do that, and I'm okay with reminding everyone here about it.
1 KateUptonsCumback 2017-11-14
Roy “let’s take my truck to the reservoir” Moore
Roy “let me in your backdoor” Moore
Roy “13 is old enough to be a whore” Moore
Roy “older women are a chore” Moore
Roy “are you old enough for the gore” Moore
Roy “let me drill your core” Moore
Roy “we will shop for school supplies at 4” Moore
Roy “get some dick in those drawers” Moore
Roy “the toy is in my pants” Moore
Roy “don’t play coy” Moore
Roy “I’m not you’re average boy” Moore
Roy “braces are for boys” Moore
Roy “we can buy Plan B at the store” Moore
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-11-14
What's the issue here exactly?
1 SSJKiryu 2017-11-14
I keep getting older and they keep staying the same age, Haha all right!
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2017-11-14
how fucking creepy do you have to be to get banned from a mall. In alabama. for hitting on girls. in the 80s. I imagine he was just running around with his curled up lil crawdad, trying to rub it on every girl by the cabbage patch display.