BREAKING: Ray Moore, totally innocent man, banned from mall for going after underage girls.

48  2017-11-14 by pizzashill

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Wonder where all the Trumptards are that were claiming this entire thing was fake news, just a liberal conspiracy!

Did the libdumbs go back in time to the 1980s and fake this like they did with Obamas birth announcement?

Actually, heh... if you look closely the Alabama mall is ran by a man half Jewish.

Now, if you trace his bloodline. You will find his lineage is with ancient Israelite cultists whom

You will find his lineage is with ancient Israelite cultists whom

((They)) got him, but were kind enough to post the comment.

I'll put an up doot on "that cop was paid to lie by the demcrats!"

Breaking: u/pizzashill buys into the John Titor conspiracy. No news on whether he himself is a Bernie voter sent back to prevent that particular catastrophe from happening.

I dunno man I still have my Bernie sticker on my car but I might of voted from daddy, I dunno. Research chems really fuck my memory off.

But also do we have any kind of paper trail on this "ban" or is it all just recollection?

How much glue did you huff before you wrote this comment?

Using their time machine to send 14-years old trained in the art of seduction to entrap Moore may be the most cynical thing the DNC has done yet.

Nah dude they just faked the paperwork and planted it. I mean, why is it just coming to light now that it's convenient and he's a national figure rather than anytime in the last thirty years when nobody would have given a shit? ::taps head::

Or maybe it's the Mandela effect. Which is controlled by the (((libcucks))) I'm guessing.

Alabama Senate Special Election 2017

Voter Registration Deadline: November 27, 2017

General Election: December 12, 2017

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I'll wager any one person a month of reddit gold that he he still gets elected.

Just throw out a few Roll Tides and he will get 55% of the vote

I'm not a betting man, partially in the Eowyn sense, but I do hope you're wrong.

I'm from bama. He will most certainly still win. We're kinda known for electing the worst people.

Not sure how good of a journalistic source AL.com is. Numerous un-unnamed and anonymous source and one person who went on record to say he went to the mall on Saturdays. This guy was a judge in the state. No one ever complained to the police about him up to now, when he is running for Senator. Coincidence?

Probably not, but enough politicians are pedophiles that a shotgun approach loses none of its effectiveness.

It's not a coincidence that people are less likely to go to the police when he's a judge. Especially anyone who has ever dealt with the legal system and knows how it works.

This guy was a judge in the state

No he was not. He was the DA

He was elected twice as chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court.

He was also kicked off it twice for blatantly unconstitutional acts.

Does he just call himself Judge Moore for giggles then?

Moore also reiterated his claim that all of the allegations are politically motivated. If true, that would mean his enemies are fabricating physical evidence and convincingly forging his signature. Nelson presented a copy of her yearbook in which the then 30-year-old Moore wrote: “To a sweeter more beautiful girl I could not say Merry Christmas. Christmas 1977. Love, Roy Moore, D.A.”

Keep it up.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU REDPILL PEDOS ADVOCATED FOR THIS IN NORTHGATE IN SEATTLE

This but unironically

That takeover was a fun few minutes, but those pedo fuckers really did do that, and I'm okay with reminding everyone here about it.

Roy “let’s take my truck to the reservoir” Moore

Roy “let me in your backdoor” Moore

Roy “13 is old enough to be a whore” Moore

Roy “older women are a chore” Moore

Roy “are you old enough for the gore” Moore

Roy “let me drill your core” Moore

Roy “we will shop for school supplies at 4” Moore

Roy “get some dick in those drawers” Moore

Roy “the toy is in my pants” Moore

Roy “don’t play coy” Moore

Roy “I’m not you’re average boy” Moore

Roy “braces are for boys” Moore

Roy “we can buy Plan B at the store” Moore

Tries to get with girls that can legally consent

What's the issue here exactly?

I keep getting older and they keep staying the same age, Haha all right!

how fucking creepy do you have to be to get banned from a mall. In alabama. for hitting on girls. in the 80s. I imagine he was just running around with his curled up lil crawdad, trying to rub it on every girl by the cabbage patch display.