Virgin weebs across America are on the verge of suicide when they see Pikachu speak English in the new Pokemon film.

120  2017-11-14 by El_Asso_Wipeo

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theywhitewashedpikachu

wait what?

# theywhitwmewashedpikachu

theywhitwmewashedpikachu

Christ learn to spell

The fuck are you even trying to say lad.

They 👥 🕍✡🕎whitewashed♻️🇦🇷👻🤺pikachu 🐭

Ayyy

He got the mayo dip.

It's disgraceful that they would depict Pikachu speaking any baka (馬鹿{stupid, ignorant}) language other than Japanese (日本語 {Nihongo})

It's 🕛 disgraceful that 😐 they 👥 would 👪 depict Pikachu 🐭 speaking 🙊 any 💦 baka (馬鹿{stupid, ignorant}) 😂 language other 👪 than 👉 Japanese (日本語 {Nihongo})

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Where is that .0001 coming from?

Possible android replacement from the future?

Yes I'm sure

What's your paypal so I can send you money to buy a bottle of bleach

Would a bottle of liquefied copies of cds of the anime qualify?

Amanda Todd hanged herself

>Aydin Coban

Damn, Muslim rape gangs are on cyberspace now too

Is nowhere safe?

You know what's funny? Those Japanese words you're using are actually written in Chinese script (kanji).

Somewhat true, as kanji was partially simplified while Chinese is either simplified or very simplified.

You're mispronouncing those characters. 馬鹿 is malu and 日本語 is ribenyu.

Actually it's weird to have pikachu talk at all.

Yeah I'm convinced they're about to fuck or something

OH NO NO NONONO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

While they've had a talking Pokemon since the first episode, it is weird as fuck to see Pikachu talk.

Which Pokemon talked in the first? Ho-Oh or Mr. Mime?

Think he means Meowth

That's right.

I'm a fucking moron. Albeit, that's the second episode not the first

Every time I read something like this, I weep at all the autistic energy wasted on something so fucking stupid.

But enough about your DBZ posts.

Hey :(

Haha, it's already been updated.

Ash's Pikachu Human speech I Choose You!

Spoke by changing its form into a Nurse Joy

wtf

Can Zoroark consent?

Can Zoroark consent?

I'm sure Brock found out.

Oh it's post brock

They discover an old, run-down Pokémon Center hidden deep in the forest, and its lobby is full of wild Pokémon awaiting treatment! Iris calls for help, and an Audino appears and then runs off to fetch Nurse Joy…who returns without Audino. Ash is a little confused by this, because Nurse Joy and Audino always work together

What...What happened to Chancey the fat egg SpecialTank Pokemon.

Then the mysterious person appears again and introduces herself—she’s an older Nurse Joy who now investigates Pokémon Centers.

Erica Schroeder voices the older Nurse Joy, making her the third voice actor to reprise a role she had previously lost when 4Kids Entertainment gave up the dubbing and distribution of the series to Pokémon USA

Neat

The question is, is this good for bitcoin?

Will this enhance the impending mayocide?

FOR THE LOVE OF BUSSY, GET THIS KIND HUMAN SOME 🍞 BREAD!

THAT'S ANOTHER MAYO SPLATTERED ON A SANDWICH, ANOTHER STEP CLOSER TO COMPLETE MAYOCIDE!

At this rate, the white race will be finished in no time! DO YOUR PART, FOLKS!

Nah this shits gonna get annoying.

Hard pass.

Is it odd that I was expecting a deep African voice?

Just a little.

Subs > dubs

MAYOWASHINGPIKACHU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

This scene takes place right before the sex scene, where we learn pikachu has an 8 inch human penis.

This is not dissimilar to all 60% of the stories on fanfiction.net when I was a kid.

I just spit all over my phone. Thank you for the laugh.

You made me remember Sonichu, and for that i hate you.

"It's because...I always want to be with you"

awwww piku-chan ~

Is pokemon a boy or a girl?

You mean Pikachu?

Isn't pokemon the one with the backwards hat?

That's Sylvester Stalone

i think everyone still wanted it to be danny devito

HEY ASSHOLES! I'M RIGHT OVER HERE! I'M PIKACHU! COME AND GET ME!

Now I'm mad that that's not the case

That is fucking haram

This has literally nothing to do with weebs, or which language pikachu is speaking. People think it is weird because the voice is fucking horrible and pikachu has literally never needed to talk to accurately convey its relationship with ash.

People think it is weird because the voice is fucking horrible

It's the same voice actress.

It's almost like there's a difference between repeatedly saying a single word and stringing a complete sentence.

It's time to stop.

Do grown ass men still like this shit? I mean, yeah pokemon was the bomb when I was 13, but grow up people. I can't even imagine sitting through that ridiculous movie.

Pikachu needs a super deep black guy voice

I wish movie theater shooters would be more selective with their targets. If anyone deserves it, it's a theater full of adults who are upset their cartoon chicken from a movie aimed at grade schoolers isn't talking in his proper pikachu language.

Should have hired Terry Crews for the voiceover. Weebs would have lost their mind.

Remember Ash, use duct tape around pikachu to minimize internal damage upon penetration

Boku no Pikochu