Another day, another school shooting in the land of the Amerilards

6  2017-11-14 by weniscommander

19 comments

>Be American >Be fat

>Be American >Be not white

>Be American >Get shot >Go bankrupt

Can confirm, I'm a skinny white male, have not been shot.

That's such a low score it even isn't news worthy

3 "people" killed: 3 points

2 children wounded: 2 points

Suicide by cop: 5 points

Smh barely double digits

Suicide by cop

Pretty sure getting popped by the police during your own mass killing doesn’t count as suicide by cop.

Tomato, tomato

Ça veut dire quoi “Tomato, tomato”?

Baxter You know I don't speak Spanish!

Very true, one normally awards a bonus for attempted or successful suicide by cop. This was just incompetence. I give it a 3/10 for at least getting more kills than assists.

Why is this not getting much traction? You'd think liberals would run with it to push the gun control narrative.

Gun control is pretty heavy in CA. Their virtue boners achieve maximum blood flow when shootings happen in more lax states like Florida or Texas.

Plus Roy Moore is taking up all their energy.

True. Maybe they're waiting to find out if he came from out of state or something

It was entirely Paul Ryan's fault the shooting happened that and the concept of prayer Wil Wheaton said. Are you saying that he might be wrong?

5 is hardly newsworthy these days. Everyone buy more guns, we are on the path of progress.

Who cares? Americans love guns more than schoolchildren. This is barely news.

Only 2 shot and none dead? Who the fuck cares.

The first sentence says 5 dead.

2 shot no deaths

Proof that we don't need gun control checkmate libcucks

This isn't drama. /r/news is <--- over there.