To be fair this was way better than the first version they tried:
Hi this is Jew Jewstein from Washington post, if you will go on record slandering Republicunts we will give you a good bribe for lying. We don't care if it's true or not, we love lies.
"Hello, Southern trash. I'm Jew Goldbergstein, a deep state reporter at the Washington Post. Do you hate Christians? Yeah me too.
I'm hoping to bribe you with Jew gold so that you will bear false witness against Pastor-Judge Roy Moore. We can get the Democrat in so we can murder more babies. Well, I'm late for mosque. Shalom!
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-11-15
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1 TheEgoAndHisScone 2017-11-15
Thats just the age Roy Moore loves em at
1 TheEgoAndHisScone 2017-11-15
Just the age Moore likes them at
1 scatmunchies 2017-11-15
I love the really Jewy name. Classy.
1 IslamicStatePatriot 2017-11-15
It's a completely plausible name, see: http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Bernie_Bernstein
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-11-15
I never knew PPG was so red-pilled.
1 parameciidae 2017-11-15
Yeah, I don't know why, but this is seriously the funniest thing I have seen come out of all the sex scandals of 2017.
1 Sophistrycated 2017-11-15
In all fairness WaPo is trash, which is probably why there would be even an ounce of plausibility to this.
1 TheEgoAndHisScone 2017-11-15
Nothing says plausibility like the name Bernie Bernstein
1 Sophistrycated 2017-11-15
Let's be modest about the type of creativity we can expect.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-15
Checks out
http://wkrg.com/2017/11/14/mobile-police-man-shot-in-argument-over-alabama-auburn-rivalry/
1 Sophistrycated 2017-11-15
I figured it was you on the robocalls
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-15
Close, it was my uncle
1 Clopernicus 2017-11-15
zoz
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-15
No, Uncle Bernie. Uncle Zoz is the chiropractor.
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-11-15
Useless cunts
1 aliceunknown 2017-11-15
It's moments like these when I remember that the primitive creatures of Alabama have phones.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-11-15
To be fair this was way better than the first version they tried:
Hi this is Jew Jewstein from Washington post, if you will go on record slandering Republicunts we will give you a good bribe for lying. We don't care if it's true or not, we love lies.
1 election_info_bot 2017-11-15
Alabama Senate Special Election 2017
Voter Registration Deadline: November 27, 2017
General Election: December 12, 2017
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-11-15
Robocalls should only be done by the Terminator and RoboCop.
1 Going_up_the_Country 2017-11-15
"Hello, Southern trash. I'm Jew Goldbergstein, a deep state reporter at the Washington Post. Do you hate Christians? Yeah me too.
I'm hoping to bribe you with Jew gold so that you will bear false witness against Pastor-Judge Roy Moore. We can get the Democrat in so we can murder more babies. Well, I'm late for mosque. Shalom!
Yours Jewily,
Jewjew Jewjewjew"