“If I were to ever be publicly connected to this account, it probably would not be good for my career.” - UncleSam4200

79  2017-11-15 by anubgek

50 comments

Um, you forgot a period. Perhaps you'll have your first period next year.

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I am a bot. (Info / Contact)

And you haven't seen my account yet. It's even edgier than yours and my profession is even more "respected" than some journo shithead.

Just kidding: I'm basically self-employed at this point.

Earning good boy points doesn't count as self-employment.

Yup. Plus my business consultant forbade me from invoicing my mom.

You should probably stop sexually harassing your Co workers too.

RIP in pepperoni

/u/UncleSam4200 what's it feel like to be a lazy government parasite shitposting on the taxpayer dime?

Followup question: How can I become a lazy government parasite shitposting on the taxpayer dime?

"This user has deleted their account"

Fucking (((deep state)))

hated asian women

Fuckinh degenerate. If you can't appreciate kpop gussy you have no business calling yourself a man.

gussy

Ugh, no thanks

I'll take it.

How about a compromise: K-pop boys like Choi Siwon who are pretty like girls.

So what are you going to do now that you can't lie about America's best interests abroad /u/UncleSam4200? Are you gonna smoke weed and post dank memes all day?

It is I, Bill Gates, posting from this account. plz no dox ┐(´~`)┌

lol deleted his account.

What a party pooper.

Anyone have archives?

0wn3d

People really need to learn how to properly lie online. You can tell the same story and make the same point while giving yourself plausible deniability.

TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD

This is exactly why I literally never post identifying information online

sounds like something paul would say

Don't lie Josh.

Great job, what else you got?

Do I need more?

All I'm saying is that your not tracking down who I am and what I do from Reddit or by googling my username because I'm not retarded enough to use my username across multiple platforms or any variations of it. People's biggest mistake is usually repeating their username in my experience.

I didn't google your username.

You linked a flickr album with your real name (?) on reddit. This album contains pumpjacks with identifiable numbers in Texas. That's just a call away from finding out the general area in Texas you live. Combine that with comments about companies you worked for and a pic of your pet, ... you're a FB search away.

Oh that? Only a retard uses their real name on the internet. That's a fake name that uses the most common last name in the country. Also Texas is the second most populated state in the US so please keep trying.

This is exactly why I literally never post identifying information online

At the end of the day finding my identity is useless because of several reasons. I'll admit it's possible (although very unlikely) but I really don't have the kind of job or friends or concerns about reputation where it matters.

... but I really don't have the kind of job or friends or concerns about reputation where it matters.

I know.

It's called security through obsolescence AKA you can't break what's already broke

In addition to what /u/Think_Once said, you've posted enough information from Amazon to nail down your last initial at a minimum, your first name is 100% confirmed in your photos, and the Amazon profile you used to review a wireless charger connects with the location details you've revealed in the rest of you reddit posts.

But please, continue posting about how difficult you are to find Josh.

Do me do me!

Do me next!

He died too young. Another casualty of the Meme Wars. May he shit post in peace. Kek Bless, /u/UncleSam4200

However, using information Fatzick himself posted on Reddit — including his age, girlfriend’s name, former employers, friends, location, educational background, and sports affiliations

He got off the hook lightly if he's that stupid and only lost his job as a result.

What was he gonna lose his life?

His name was Seth McFarland!

F

I'm still pissed about his role in Iran-Contra. And also that last super gay-rapey episode of The Orville.

As odious as his comments are, the timestamps of his posts indicate something far more nefarious, as he frequently uses Reddit during work hours

This is the nail in the coffin right here...

convincing redditors that you actually have a job

Well, I guess he was right about one thing in the end.

RIP.

Guess the flair I used was not in good taste

Yes, you can say what you want under the First Amendment, and can act and perform in whatever manner you desire, but when your message is about violence and drug use, what kind of fans do you expect to attract? Fans tend to 'act out' the music of those they follow, so if your music is about all the negativity of society, then you are advocating the behavior of those fans who put action to that music. If you don't want your music to attract the 'wrong kind' of people, then (pun intended) change your tune. Then again, if a member of your group goes by the moniker 'Violent J', what more can you expect of your fans...?

It's hilarious Jr journalists are watching the_doofus ready to fix anyone of them that sounds like they have an actual job. Redneck trash don't deserve jobs so it's hilarious to watch the few that escape the trailer park get shoved back in

In 2017, Hyde reportedly pledged $5,000 towards the legal defense fund of Andrew Anglin, the founder and editor of The Daily Stormer.[21] The Southern Poverty Law Center sued Anglin for allegedly organizing a "troll storm" against a Jewish woman in Montana. When Matt Pearce of the Los Angeles Times questioned Hyde about the donation, Hyde asked Pearce if he was Jewish and went on to say that $5,000 "was nothing" to him. In the interview, Hyde also stated: "Don’t worry so much about money. Worry about if people start deciding to kill reporters. That's a quote. For the reason why, you can say I want reporters to know I make more money than them, especially Matt Pearce."[21]