I am on board with TIME TRAVELING Trump conspiracy.
He has a way of knowing things that no one else could have possibly foreseen coming. For example, he predicted that there was more to 9/11 than meets the eye. No one could have known such a thing without time travel technology.
He also predicted he would become President. The world wide consensus was he had a 1% chance of winning. I suspect he placed large bets within the futures market to profit from such knowledge, which he likely gained by manipulating the forces of time.
It is well known that John Trump was a polymath entrusted with America's highest levels of secrets, and that his 11 year old son, The Barron, is gifted beyond his years. I wouldn't doubt that he has taken him along during his excursions between the folds of space.
Trump has become something of a prophet, predicting that those in power have become corrupt beyond all imagination. He has even predicted that releasing the JFK files will not cause the undo harm that CIA and FBI agents have assured him it would. Who will be correct this time? The collection of secret, powerful, and corrupt forces? Or One man, in possession of a spyglass to perceive into the future?
It is well known that John Trump was a polymath entrusted with America's highest levels of secrets, and that his 11 year old son, The Barron, is gifted beyond his years. I wouldn't doubt that he has taken him along during his excursions between the folds of space.
I went on excursions between the folds of yer nan mate.
30 comments
1 largetime 2017-11-16
Between you, botchlings and pizzashill Trump has 3 rent free properties to live in any day of the week.
This isn't even drama, it's more r/shitconspiracysays
1 LadyVetinari 2017-11-16
O no the quality /r/drama is renowned for is in peril!
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-11-16
Retardation isn't drama
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-16
1 tehwayway 2017-11-16
It's nice you can quote the rules. Now follow them.
"Person said something stupid" isn't drama and there are plenty of circlejerk subs that would eat this stuff up.
1 Zozbot 2017-11-16
zoz
1 Zozbot 2017-11-16
zle
1 Zozbot 2017-11-16
zozzle
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-11-16
On point as always.
1 AnschlussZugpferd 2017-11-16
This isn't drama
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-16
Post better drama
1 tehwayway 2017-11-16
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-16
Ok drama police
1 LadyVetinari 2017-11-16
Where did all these fucking whiners come from all of the sudden?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-16
It's my fanclub
1 LadyVetinari 2017-11-16
perpetual butthurt wasn't covered in my copy of this month's newsletter tho 🤔
I better not be being pushed out of another extracurricular
1 PantherChamp 2017-11-16
> Seriousposting in /r/Drama
> Getting this upset in /r/Drama
1 tehwayway 2017-11-16
literally no one is upset here. kys.
1 PantherChamp 2017-11-16
> "literally no one is upset here"
> tells me to kill myself
TOP KEK
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-11-16
M E M E A R R O W S
1 PantherChamp 2017-11-16
M A Y M A Y C H E V R O N S
1 glmox 2017-11-16
im sorry people are laughing at you, i think your trump theory is very, very special and you did a very good job, okay?
1 LadyVetinari 2017-11-16
Lol rules
What a chump
1 LadyVetinari 2017-11-16
It's fun though
1 hbnsckl 2017-11-16
I am on board with TIME TRAVELING Trump conspiracy.
He has a way of knowing things that no one else could have possibly foreseen coming. For example, he predicted that there was more to 9/11 than meets the eye. No one could have known such a thing without time travel technology.
He also predicted he would become President. The world wide consensus was he had a 1% chance of winning. I suspect he placed large bets within the futures market to profit from such knowledge, which he likely gained by manipulating the forces of time.
It is well known that John Trump was a polymath entrusted with America's highest levels of secrets, and that his 11 year old son, The Barron, is gifted beyond his years. I wouldn't doubt that he has taken him along during his excursions between the folds of space.
Trump has become something of a prophet, predicting that those in power have become corrupt beyond all imagination. He has even predicted that releasing the JFK files will not cause the undo harm that CIA and FBI agents have assured him it would. Who will be correct this time? The collection of secret, powerful, and corrupt forces? Or One man, in possession of a spyglass to perceive into the future?
1 Redactor0 2017-11-16
Donald Muad'dib Trump. It all makes so much sense now.
1 zergling_Lester 2017-11-16
I went on excursions between the folds of yer nan mate.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-11-16
what if...what if /u/btfoshillscum is right tho
1 444455555666666 2017-11-16
tards taking a troll seriously again
1 zergling_Lester 2017-11-16
*nepotistic screeching*