You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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Lol unironically boycotting things.

LOL!

Must be be some super serious boycotters around here.

I'll boycot you

Please do. And I won't have to read your stupid, useless shit anymore.

Oh sorry I didn't realise we were actually seriousposting now

I'm certainly not. It's a post about pizza.

Maybe it's because their pizza sucks.

All fast food pizza sucks. But it's easily the best out of pizza hut and domino's.

Domino's is way better than fucking Papa John's.

It's not even real cheese. It's some kind of grey chemical silly putty like compund sprayed yellow. Same with their "pepperoni". It's like 1 percent meat and 99% plastic and compounds and binders made in their labs.

I would never order any of that shit tbh, if I Want pizza I buy a real actual pizza made with real actual food.

Is this a regional thing? Domino's is shit-tier around here and Papa John's is passable.

Possibly, Dominoes is awesome here (ENG)

Dominoes is awesome

lol

Dominos did a rework on their formula and competes with papa John's now but I move to Chicago so I don't eat shit tier pizza anymore.

Papa John's is little Caesars tier pizza at dominoes prices.

Papa Gino's ftw

Exactly

this is absolutely the opposite of correct

Lol no

Pizza Hut is the best by far.

You fatties take this shit pretty seriously.

These are all people who don't onow how to cook tbh

Only people w/o friends cook their own pizza all the time.

If only I shoved more oily shit in my face, that would be indicative my social success

Lol

So when you have friends over to do something, you always take out 30 minutes of your time to cook them gourmet pizza? If so, then they're probably using you.

Buying literally any frozen pizza from a grocery store and putting it in the oven is better than pizza hut.

That's objectively not true.

Dominoes tastes like cardboard. Papa Johns is somehow even worse. I guess there is little Caesers but none close.

Almost every mom and pop shop is better but Pizza Hut is the most edible big chain.

I cook my own pizza unlike all you noobz 😤🍕👌

Yeah but you work at a pizza parlor

naw bro. ed works at a pussy parlor, that happens to have pizza.

Woah!! o_O

HEY MAN UR MY BRO BRO DUDE ITS ALL GOOD GOOD K K?

K K ....K!!! :p

Evidence of racism on drama

someone post this to r/againsthatesubreddits

This is why they call us a crypto-hate sub

Ban /u/Ed_ButteredToast now

:'(

I unironically believe Ed has fucked more girls than any other regular.

omg

I actually have cooked my own pizza a good number of time from like flour and yeast. It's alright but it's hard to get the dough right without a special oven.

That's what they get for not using gas ovens anymore.

לך תזדיין.

I've only ever wanted to make you hot.

(((יהודים)))

Papa John's Pizza or the Nazis?

Little Caesars pizza is literal dogshit from China, shipped over and heated up on heatlamps.

I haven't heard anything about Little Caesars CEO..

He thinks that it's not okay to be a mayo

He paid Rosa parks rent for decades apparently.

I heard Papa John sucked off George Wallace every day for decades

big if true

Wtf I love Papa Johns now

Huh

At least it is cheap like cheap pizzaz, Pappa Johns is over priced as fuck

Their dough is way too bready, not enough moisture, and their sauce is too sweet. All this can be yours for $18 a pizza.

To be fair Little Caesars is shit pizza but its cheap shit pizza. Its the kind you get on your lunch break from work.

Millennials boycotting pizza, star wars and video games.

What's next on the boycott list? Finally not bathing?

Oh and smashing coffee machines too. Bunch of assblasted millennials throwing temper tantrums.

Those weren't millenials. Those were crusty old trash sacks and middle-aged manlets.

Exactly. Millennials have the good sense to use Starbucks.

Who the fuck takes baths anymore? Showers are more convenient for masturbating anyway.

I just masturbate on the city bus.

^ Voice of our generation. A+++++++

P.S. Have you ever gotten caught?

He's going strong with a record of 89-1*. The one time is still up for debate because, while caught, the person decided to join in.

I would too, but I'm not good at multitasking. It's hard enough just to drink wine out of a bag and mumble frightening things at children. I'm not gonna try doing three things at once.

You need to try harder.

Fuck masturbating in the shower, I don't want cum webs all over myself.

cum webs

Are we part of the same species?

Use a sock then

oy vey

It's more convenient to watch Louis C.K. slowly rubbing the shaft of his penis while he looks you dead in the eye

But maybe that could be your thing, try anything once

coffee machines

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Whoa, maybe this is why I always had such good skin. Never any acne even during puberty. They laughed... Well, who's laughing now? Muahahaha - time to go rub this article in some people's faces.

I havent used soap in 2 years (I still shower, wash my hair-though not as often), and haven't had any skin issues since! I used to have acne AND extremely dry skin but that's all gone! I've had 3 people go out of their way to tell me I smell great and want to know what products I use. I usually don't tell them the truth considering the stigma surrounding it all.

Lol what do you end up telling them? That it's a secret? Also, do you use shampoo?

I stopped using soap/bodywash years ago, must have been like 10 years or something by now. It is totally unnecessary, a good rinse is all you need. I tried stopping shampoo as well but it made me remember why I used Head & Shoulders, because I started getting dandruff again. I don't like what shampoo does to my hair but I use it once every now and then to avoid dandruff, like once or twice a month.

You can use apple cider vinegar, if its very bad bread soda does the trick

For what? Shampoo?

For flaky scalp

Ah I see, I'll look into it, thanks. Is this a one-time cure or would I have to do it regularly?

Bread soda is kinda once off/ if you need it, the vinegar you can use as often as you like

Hey, thank you guys for having this conversation here. A few years ago I went from bathing daily to 1-2 times/week, and I felt so funky and guilty about it, but now that I'm used to it--it's better.

There was a papa johns boycott?

Not really, just a shitshow when they blamed slumping sales on the kneeling nfl players. Pissed off pople and made them expose how shitty of a person the Papa is.

He should calm down with a couple of sodie pops

He's probably done a few nosebeers tonight already

Boe’s in the house!

The whole Long Island guido thing didn't already cover that?

I think when he threw a temper tantrum after Barack Obama got elected and said he’d have to raise the price of his pizzas 50 cents for all the employees to have health insurance the cat was out of the bag.

If dailystormer understood the world they would endorse brands they want to fail, South Park went over this in like season 2.

I don't understand why anti-racists aren't pulling a page from the Russian playbook and organizing white nationalist meet-ups at Papa John's.

white nationalist meet-ups at Papa John's.

...but #Pizzagate!

You cooperating under the assumption these mongrels are not worthless retards

worthless retards

"Youre"

Oh no that missing apostrophe!

Own your mistakes like a man

Being a man x2 = correcting strangers on the Interwebz?

Not to mentions the market manipulation possibilities.

The statements made on our earnings call were describing the factors that impact our business and we sincerely apologize to anyone that thought they were divisive. That definitely was not our intention.

Read this a few times and let it sink in. This response is worse than their initial sin. Not IMHO or TBH or AFAIK. This response is an unequivocal disaster.

mentions political situation in bullshit excuse for low earnings

"Woah, now, we didn't mean to be divisive."

lol who needs Papa Dago's anyway?

I wonder when the day that corporates discover Twitter can only harm their image/sales and not help in anyway, lol.

Also papa John's pizza tastes like shit.

denny's social media absolutely helped their image, they went from "that place where unemployed roofers go to hunch over cups of coffee and give you weird looks" to "that place where unemployed roofers go to hunch over cups of coffee and give you weird looks BUT THEY KNOW ABOUT MEMES"

Same with Wendy's.

Out of mcdonalds, burger king, and Wendy's, Wendy's is by fat the best

What about rob Roy’s?

also the most expensive

cost correlates with quality

rly makes u think

by fat the best

Hah suck it rednecks, first we took fooyball, now papa johns, "patriotism" is next

large company has to fill quotas. quota fillers sit in meetings browsing social media cause quota filling is a job in itself, no need to work at said job. quota filler gets asked out of the blue for idea on helping company, suggests twitter. wtfwhoknowstwitteriknowliberalartsmajors. quota filler hires other quota fillers and children to run twitter account. you are here.

Id rather eat the box it came in than a papa johns pizza.

Mean while. BLM police ambush killings still continue to happen.

Hey, /u/botchlings.

This, but unironically.

They literally just need to make a gluten free base that doesn't taste like dehydrated cardboard and all those right on liberals will come running back to them because they have nowhere else to go.

Man capitalism if fucking weird

So your pizza is tastey but it absolutely destroys my stomach and I literally cannot sleep the night after eating it. Maybe if you solved that problem I'd buy more.