You are garbage, an absolute trash example of a human being. You are the manifestation of cancer, your putrid form smears a stench of bile wherever you crawl. Fucking cretin.
idk, scar tissue usually doesn't have hair follicles, so I'd assume there would be an obvious hole in that stache exactly at the location that they'd wanna hide.
It’s embarrassing watching the mental gymnastics of these “journalists” twisting things to justify their outrage over something they’re taking personally.
Perhaps a real journalist can interview him and get the some interesting insights that adds value to the conversation.
Its honestly really really sad when you think about it. To have self esteem so low and pathetic. To be so ashamed of your self. My girlfriend acts like a vampire when she doesn't have make up on. What if someone sees me??? She's more afraid of women then men seeing her without make up. A lot of women just literally cannot feel comfortable with their natural faces. Makes me think of the middle East where women also cover their faces because they are told it's offensive to God.
I'm really wondering if western Muslim women who wear veils by choice have a point here after seeing all of the autistic shrieking about this app. Makeup culture is weird although it doesn't help that there's a lot of men who can't recognize no-makeup makeup.
Like, when my wife started wearing makeup, she'd always preemptively apologize when sending me a morning selfie. And it's like huh? You're a ten even without makeup on and are more fun to kiss without powder/lipstick, show it off love.
1 Peter 3:3–4 Your beauty should not come from outward adornment, such as elaborate hairstyles and the wearing of gold jewelry or fine clothes. Rather, it should be that of your inner self, the unfading beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit, which is of great worth in God’s sight.
Welcome to society looking down on people who don't fit in with the "norm". No makeup brings out shame in a lot of women, cause, you know, we all like to prey on insecurities. Still, though, it just an app.
sometimes though the biggest judges are themselves, i know so many women who obsess over feelings of inadequacy and unattractiveness while literally everyone else thinks they're beautiful. This one woman always used to talk as if she was in some hard done by category of shebeasts despite the fact I and everyone else thought and frequently said she was beautiful. My current girlfriend and I had a two hour argument where she kept saying that i don't really think she's pretty and it's ok i should just admit it...
At some point you just gotta accept you're ok, this girl i used to know once literally said 'it'd be embarrassing for you to be seen with me' like she's some social cancer or something, she was at worst a bit plain looking honestly though I always used to fancy her and regularly jerked off thinking about kissing her fondly while gently sliding my penis in and out of her vagina. She got really drunk one night and was grinding her ass up against me on the dance floor until i had a raging erection and was horny as fuck groping and squeezing her, then she got all funny and made some distance between us, i thought it was because i'd gone too far sliding my hang into her panties when we were dancing but the next morning she apologised for 'forcing herself on me' and promised not to do it again! i was like what?! took me literally days to convince her that i actually really did think she was attractive then she came round all humble and dumb acting explicitly to fuck but when she got here kept saying things like 'you don't want to see that' when i started trying to get her naked and 'just don't look at me and think of someone else' she was even pleading with me to stop saying she's sexy because it wasn't true. ffs.
Well, to be fair, when almost every woman in society wears make-up it can be easy to feel less beautiful when you're not wearing it. It'd be like going in to work with unshaved scruff on your face - sure it's all natural, but if everyone else shaves before coming in you're going to stand out as sloppy.
I think it'd be great if we as a society could put less emphasis on makeup, but even the OP picture here boasts that "<THIS UGLY EX RUSSIAN PROPAGANDIST IS MAKING YOU YOU LOOK SUPER UGLY". Can we really say "It's really really sad... to have self esteem so low and pathetic" when this post is being upvoted for saying that stripping women of makeup makes them ugly?
The fact that I'm not sure which way you're arguing shows that in my experience, they are quite comparable. Are you saying that unshaved scruff is worse than no makeup? Or not as bad?
That having an unshaven face is not an apples to apples comparison for societal expectations relating to makeup and women. Not shaving will rarely get noticed unless it's unusual for the individual; whereas makeup is practically a requirement.
Alright, so you feel that this furthers the point I was making? I was replying to this:
Its honestly really really sad when you think about it. To have self esteem so low and pathetic. To be so ashamed of your self.
and making an argument that if society is putting such an emphasis on makeup, it's not surprising that women might feel ugly without it. (Especially, as I pointed out, with the language used in this meme - that a makeup removal app is "making you look super ugly".)
How are you people so fucking retarded you don't know the difference between then and than. A and E aren't even near each other on a qwerty keyboard are you one of those fucknuckles who uses Dvorak? They don't even sound the same like there, their and they're.
Also how many times have you stood on your plinth and said 'sorry English is my third language' I bet you don't even know how to conjugate a verb in your native tongue.
To be fair as a woman when you don’t wear makeup people ask you if you’re sick. All the time. It’s irritating because natural skin now looks “sick” because we’ve been brainwashed by photoshop and makeup.
Trust me, it sucks being asked if your sick when our skin is fucked up from hormones. I want to just do my job, hang out, and not be asked if I’m sick or told to “smile” more. So I stick on makeup to avoid pestering.
Plus now assholes are taking your picture constantly without your consent and posting it. This leads to constant shaming - for everyone.
I almost didn't read any of this because it started with 'to be fair' then I noticed you must be a woman or a trap and gave you my undivided attention, however, using the word consent is such a boring meme so please rethink your words.
It seems like you spend a lot of time correcting people on the internet on grammar, spelling, and commentary on writing style.
I’ve observed in my life that people usually find this type of unsolicited advice irritating, but perhaps all your correcting will make the world a better place. It’s very important we standardize everything to your pleasing.
If you like youtube at all you might enjoy this channel. Generally sums up my world views and I don't think I'd survive any criticism of my hero so please be gentle.
Also in case you're wondering I was the one who gave you the first upvote on this comment.
To be fair as a woman when you don’t wear makeup people ask you if you’re sick.
That's only because people are used to seeing those particular women with makeup. If I showed up at work with a tan every day, people would comment on it if I suddenly looked pale.
And let's not forget the kind of effects that makeup can have on your skin. If your skin isn't getting any sunlight because you caked the foundation on, you're gonna look pale underneath.
If a particular woman doesn't wear makeup ever, she won't get those comments. She only gets them if she wears makeup and then stops doing so.
No. Our hormones change constantly. I can have glowing radiant skin letting males know I’m fertile one week, and look like an old hag while I’m on my period. BOTH WITHOUT MAKEUP.
Guys, the drama potential here is massive. We need to get this app to interface with tinder and OKCupid. The resulting category 6 shitstorm of female frailty will be comedic gold.
Someone already wrote some code that automatically replaces gentlemanboners pictures with GabeN. Seems like you could just reuse that for the facial feature recognition, and instead of replacing the face with GabeN you instead add a semi-transparent layer of whatever the first google hit for "blotchy skin" is. Close enough, and all the hard work is already done and open source.
EDIT: Even better idea. Imagine an app specifically for use with tinder/OKCupid called “fat finder”. We wouldn’t even have to create the app, just announce that we’re going to launch it.
Should be really easy to write one that scans text for key phrases like "curvy", "few extra pounds", "zaftig", "real woman" and so on. We can get a few volunteers to fill up the dictionary.
surely the mods of /r/drama can put together a patreon like the AMA mods did recently. I for one would trust them implicitly with my money and could start contributing $20 / month right now.
Sad that the app is shit though. The Emma Watson example looks nothing like her. It literally just lightens the colours so it removes her lips completely and, for some reason, half her eyebrows.
You probably shouldn't have done the opposite of Braveheart and been such a massive puddle when you voted for England to remain your milk mother then. Because now you've just dishonoured your ancestors for all eternity or whatever you ethnic people believe.
guurl, why you gotta post in r.drama from your non-drama account? Every butthurt sad sack o shit (such as myself) can look at your r.proErectileDysfunction posts and taunt you with a sandwich
This is the best viral marketing he could have done, tbh. Every e-feminist outlet is tripping over themselves to signal how "problematic" removing makeup is.
They could simply be trying to profit from him also. Perhaps they don't really care about how problematic it is and are stirring up controversy to get clicks on their articles. I wouldn't be surprised if that were the case. Mutual benefit.
Honestly the fake feminists of 2017 don't want equality with men, they want womans culture now to be accepted and superior to male culture. Real feminists just want dudes to fuck off and not act like dudes from Mad Men. Which, as sad as that is, is reasonable.
I thought you were going to slightly be an arsehole because of the words you were using but then you sounded reasonable and I was disappointed because then I could have had a little pleasure neuron fire and hold on to the knowledge that I am better than you.
I always thought it was "I'm trying to manipulate you into hating (insert current target, usually men) and I want this to sound bad even though I know it's really not"
I love the retarded rEmOvES yOuR mAKeuP wItHoUt yOuR cOnsEnT headline. Like gj making it sound like OMG SO RAPEY instead of a shitty version of of a snapchat filter.
Who the fuck cares? My my autism is kicking in full speed today (yes I actually am autistic you motherfuckers) but I can't tell a duck if difference between the before and afters
Why is it every single time these websites turn on some FUCKING WHITE MALE they always start accusing him of having no life, being a virgin, and all of these other very clearly gendered attacks?
If I didn't know any better, I'd say these websites are highly sexist.
That dude isn't ugly at all lol. At least not in the picture they have of him. I really enjoy this drama because it's so low stakes compared to a lot if what we've gotten since the rumpening.
So furious were the women of the internet about being seen without cosmetics that they forgot their commitment to non-problematic behaviour and thoughtlessly indulged in casual anti-Russian racism.
Probably something that was funny in 2001. Pre-september eleven; because that was a time when the world was still being successfully run by men and the Shadow
The female is immunized against all dangers: one may call her a thot, roastie, slut, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But take off her makeup and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out."
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-11-16
You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board
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1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
As usual oddly spot on snappy
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-11-16
I DONT WEAR MAKEUP FOR MEN THOUGH
1 Stuntman119 2017-11-16
You are garbage, an absolute trash example of a human being. You are the manifestation of cancer, your putrid form smears a stench of bile wherever you crawl. Fucking cretin.
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-11-16
Can you say this again while brutally raping me please
1 Stuntman119 2017-11-16
Disgusting, absolutely disgusting.
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-11-16
It's the only way I can get off though
1 Stuntman119 2017-11-16
Under god there shall be no masturbation, disgusting little man.
1 DannyLee90 2017-11-16
Peace be with you.
1 Eat_Some_Beer 2017-11-16
Can you say this again while masturbating over my face?
1 Greatpointbut 2017-11-16
Problematic to say the most
1 neveryousay3 2017-11-16
Lol, removing makeup = misogyny.
1 DickingBimbos247 2017-11-16
lots of men hide their weak chins and missing jawlines under a full beard.
1 jubbergun 2017-11-16
I know I do!
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-11-16
Or cleft lip under a stashe
1 DickingBimbos247 2017-11-16
idk, scar tissue usually doesn't have hair follicles, so I'd assume there would be an obvious hole in that stache exactly at the location that they'd wanna hide.
1 Che_Gueporna 2017-11-16
If you have a bushy stache, you just comb the hairs from above the scar to fold over it.
1 JohnBlind 2017-11-16
Break out the superglue and the pubic hair playa
1 _GetOverIt 2017-11-16
I'm the opposite, I hide my inability to grow beard behind my razor-sharp jawline.
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-11-16
Or sometimes it's the opposite.
1 Elizadevere 2017-11-16
It’s embarrassing watching the mental gymnastics of these “journalists” twisting things to justify their outrage over something they’re taking personally.
Perhaps a real journalist can interview him and get the some interesting insights that adds value to the conversation.
1 PM_Me_TheBooty 2017-11-16
Its honestly really really sad when you think about it. To have self esteem so low and pathetic. To be so ashamed of your self. My girlfriend acts like a vampire when she doesn't have make up on. What if someone sees me??? She's more afraid of women then men seeing her without make up. A lot of women just literally cannot feel comfortable with their natural faces. Makes me think of the middle East where women also cover their faces because they are told it's offensive to God.
1 Cephaliarch 2017-11-16
I'm really wondering if western Muslim women who wear veils by choice have a point here after seeing all of the autistic shrieking about this app. Makeup culture is weird although it doesn't help that there's a lot of men who can't recognize no-makeup makeup.
Like, when my wife started wearing makeup, she'd always preemptively apologize when sending me a morning selfie. And it's like huh? You're a ten even without makeup on and are more fun to kiss without powder/lipstick, show it off love.
1 itsmy1stsmokebreak 2017-11-16
Welcome to society looking down on people who don't fit in with the "norm". No makeup brings out shame in a lot of women, cause, you know, we all like to prey on insecurities. Still, though, it just an app.
1 PM_Me_TheBooty 2017-11-16
Eh the weak get curbed in their own way.
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1 lifeissohard24 2017-11-16
sometimes though the biggest judges are themselves, i know so many women who obsess over feelings of inadequacy and unattractiveness while literally everyone else thinks they're beautiful. This one woman always used to talk as if she was in some hard done by category of shebeasts despite the fact I and everyone else thought and frequently said she was beautiful. My current girlfriend and I had a two hour argument where she kept saying that i don't really think she's pretty and it's ok i should just admit it...
At some point you just gotta accept you're ok, this girl i used to know once literally said 'it'd be embarrassing for you to be seen with me' like she's some social cancer or something, she was at worst a bit plain looking honestly though I always used to fancy her and regularly jerked off thinking about kissing her fondly while gently sliding my penis in and out of her vagina. She got really drunk one night and was grinding her ass up against me on the dance floor until i had a raging erection and was horny as fuck groping and squeezing her, then she got all funny and made some distance between us, i thought it was because i'd gone too far sliding my hang into her panties when we were dancing but the next morning she apologised for 'forcing herself on me' and promised not to do it again! i was like what?! took me literally days to convince her that i actually really did think she was attractive then she came round all humble and dumb acting explicitly to fuck but when she got here kept saying things like 'you don't want to see that' when i started trying to get her naked and 'just don't look at me and think of someone else' she was even pleading with me to stop saying she's sexy because it wasn't true. ffs.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
Is this pasta or did you seriously write all of this?
1 alphetasauce 2017-11-16
You really go for that broken self esteem don't you?
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
Also your girlfriend should probably see a psychologist and get on antidepressants if any of that is true.
Wait shit I mean post bussie
1 JohnBlind 2017-11-16
Good safe, junior!
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-11-16
Tasty
1 JohnBlind 2017-11-16
I've had this happen with one chick, but from her mom instead of herself lmfao
1 420__points 2017-11-16
Tell the girl so she knows
1 Shanman150 2017-11-16
Well, to be fair, when almost every woman in society wears make-up it can be easy to feel less beautiful when you're not wearing it. It'd be like going in to work with unshaved scruff on your face - sure it's all natural, but if everyone else shaves before coming in you're going to stand out as sloppy.
I think it'd be great if we as a society could put less emphasis on makeup, but even the OP picture here boasts that "<THIS UGLY EX RUSSIAN PROPAGANDIST IS MAKING YOU YOU LOOK SUPER UGLY". Can we really say "It's really really sad... to have self esteem so low and pathetic" when this post is being upvoted for saying that stripping women of makeup makes them ugly?
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
You went with unshaved scruff?
Hardly comparable.
1 Shanman150 2017-11-16
The fact that I'm not sure which way you're arguing shows that in my experience, they are quite comparable. Are you saying that unshaved scruff is worse than no makeup? Or not as bad?
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
That having an unshaven face is not an apples to apples comparison for societal expectations relating to makeup and women. Not shaving will rarely get noticed unless it's unusual for the individual; whereas makeup is practically a requirement.
1 Shanman150 2017-11-16
Alright, so you feel that this furthers the point I was making? I was replying to this:
and making an argument that if society is putting such an emphasis on makeup, it's not surprising that women might feel ugly without it. (Especially, as I pointed out, with the language used in this meme - that a makeup removal app is "making you look super ugly".)
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
How are you people so fucking retarded you don't know the difference between then and than. A and E aren't even near each other on a qwerty keyboard are you one of those fucknuckles who uses Dvorak? They don't even sound the same like there, their and they're.
Then = time
Than = comparison
1 PM_Me_TheBooty 2017-11-16
English is my third language and autocorrect doesn't always get grammar right. People like you make me regret learning it
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
Good, go back to your native homeland of socialism and canals
1 PM_Me_TheBooty 2017-11-16
Ah lowly troll lol
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
You could just engage and be funny. Do you even know where you are?
Also are eggs vegetarian and why are they not?
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
Also how many times have you stood on your plinth and said 'sorry English is my third language' I bet you don't even know how to conjugate a verb in your native tongue.
1 gumble212 2017-11-16
I regret you learning it too
1 Elizadevere 2017-11-16
To be fair as a woman when you don’t wear makeup people ask you if you’re sick. All the time. It’s irritating because natural skin now looks “sick” because we’ve been brainwashed by photoshop and makeup.
Trust me, it sucks being asked if your sick when our skin is fucked up from hormones. I want to just do my job, hang out, and not be asked if I’m sick or told to “smile” more. So I stick on makeup to avoid pestering.
Plus now assholes are taking your picture constantly without your consent and posting it. This leads to constant shaming - for everyone.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
I almost didn't read any of this because it started with 'to be fair' then I noticed you must be a woman or a trap and gave you my undivided attention, however, using the word consent is such a boring meme so please rethink your words.
1 Elizadevere 2017-11-16
It seems like you spend a lot of time correcting people on the internet on grammar, spelling, and commentary on writing style.
I’ve observed in my life that people usually find this type of unsolicited advice irritating, but perhaps all your correcting will make the world a better place. It’s very important we standardize everything to your pleasing.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
If you like youtube at all you might enjoy this channel. Generally sums up my world views and I don't think I'd survive any criticism of my hero so please be gentle.
Also in case you're wondering I was the one who gave you the first upvote on this comment.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
PS we're basically the same you seem nice though we can have chats
1 shallowm 2017-11-16
Do you realize what 'to be fair' signifies?
1 morerokk 2017-11-16
That's only because people are used to seeing those particular women with makeup. If I showed up at work with a tan every day, people would comment on it if I suddenly looked pale.
And let's not forget the kind of effects that makeup can have on your skin. If your skin isn't getting any sunlight because you caked the foundation on, you're gonna look pale underneath.
If a particular woman doesn't wear makeup ever, she won't get those comments. She only gets them if she wears makeup and then stops doing so.
1 Elizadevere 2017-11-16
Thank you for mansplaining that one to me.
No. Our hormones change constantly. I can have glowing radiant skin letting males know I’m fertile one week, and look like an old hag while I’m on my period. BOTH WITHOUT MAKEUP.
1 morerokk 2017-11-16
Oh lord, it's retarded. Or I just fell for the bait.
1 Elizadevere 2017-11-16
Would you like me to give you instructions on how to jerk off & how male ejaculation works?
Honestly I don’t give a fuck if a bunch of guys see me without makeup but don’t be ignorant & condescending about it.
1 Pepperglue 2017-11-16
I thought men are trained to not ask about this kind of stuff. At least none of the men I know will talk about the girls around them and their makeup.
Do you have a natural angry face? I know some people are like that and those people scares me.
1 morerokk 2017-11-16
"We wear it for ourselves!"
"The patriarchy is forcing unrealistic beauty standards and makeup on me!"
1 TeslaMust 2017-11-16
https://i.imgur.com/uBVPHYu.png
1 morerokk 2017-11-16
9/10
1 flatulent_aristocrat 2017-11-16
"Makeup gives me confidence."
translation: "I'm an insecure narcissist. Makeup allows me to pretend I'm out of your league. You are below me."
1 Country-asshole 2017-11-16
Guys, the drama potential here is massive. We need to get this app to interface with tinder and OKCupid. The resulting category 6 shitstorm of female frailty will be comedic gold.
1 captainpriapism 2017-11-16
someone needs to make a bot that auto posts versions of photos with this filter
like in all the attention whore selfie subs
1 subpoutine 2017-11-16
I put /u/justcool393 on the job yesterday. Rumors have it /u/MakeAppBot is already in the works.
1 itsnotmyfault 2017-11-16
Someone already wrote some code that automatically replaces gentlemanboners pictures with GabeN. Seems like you could just reuse that for the facial feature recognition, and instead of replacing the face with GabeN you instead add a semi-transparent layer of whatever the first google hit for "blotchy skin" is. Close enough, and all the hard work is already done and open source.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-11-16
Hmm not sure if they should do it for self absorbed attention whores or just crush the remaining self esteem over at /r/amiugly.
1 FlaccidFlamingo 2017-11-16
Could you imagine the rage in /r/MakeupAddiction?
1 HINDBRAIN 2017-11-16
Meet Ugly Singles Tonight: UglyAndEasy.com
1 OniTan 2017-11-16
Lowered expectations
1 jubbergun 2017-11-16
You, xer, are brilliant.
1 allkindsofnewyou 2017-11-16
It's pretty obvious if someone is fat no matter how they try to distort their selfies with angles and filters
1 its_jebs_turn 2017-11-16
If there's no full body shot they're hiding something
1 allkindsofnewyou 2017-11-16
Like an amputation or elephant foot edema
1 its_jebs_turn 2017-11-16
Sounds hot
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-11-16
I've seen people with normal faces and fat dumpy bodies. its wierd.
1 DefNotaZombie 2017-11-16
if someone made a bot that replied to insta photos with a no-makeup version, the rage would be just... wonderful
There's something in my eye, is this what joy feels like?
1 aqouta 2017-11-16
I wouldn't be able to say I've never felt it before but it matches all the characteristics from the legends.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-11-16
Is this where /r/drama and /r/incels can come to an alliance or are we merging with them since the sub got shut down?
1 DefNotaZombie 2017-11-16
r/drama is an equal opportunity bully
1 uniqueguy263 2017-11-16
If u posted on /r/incels agreeing with them, u should leave this sub immediately. Preferably by keeping yourself safe
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-16
i’m down for the better idea; i can take out ads on craigslist, upwork, WSJ and kotaku
1 Sober_Sloth 2017-11-16
I've actually been working on FattyFinder for years already. If anyone wants to help launch it let me know.
1 becauseiliketoupvote 2017-11-16
1 Sober_Sloth 2017-11-16
Yeah I'm not very smart ok
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2017-11-16
It's easy, just have it open a web browser to /r/TwoXChromosomes
1 -8008135 2017-11-16
don't forget about /r/gwnerdy -- fat chicks in batman underwear.
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2017-11-16
*opens first post*
Yup, fat.
1 freet0 2017-11-16
Someone already wrote a script to automatically run tinder matches through it
1 Gil-Gandel 2017-11-16
Should be really easy to write one that scans text for key phrases like "curvy", "few extra pounds", "zaftig", "real woman" and so on. We can get a few volunteers to fill up the dictionary.
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-11-16
pfffffft
1 License-to-Kill 2017-11-16
He probably hacked the election too.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-11-16
He hacked Hillary's Instagram and removed her makeup from every pic. This is the real reason trump won.
1 License-to-Kill 2017-11-16
Fucking mysoginists.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
He's probably 4chan
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-16
wtf I love shitty filters now
1 captainpriapism 2017-11-16
lol ugly insecure women
theyre all like "if we wanted this wed do it!"
thats the point dudes think youre lying because ugly irl
1 InternetLawyerESQ 2017-11-16
Imagine putting effort into how you look.
1 SilverWarrenVIII 2017-11-16
Not all of us are sexy, handsome and attractive like you.
1 Greatpointbut 2017-11-16
Step 1
1 darth_stroyer 2017-11-16
Holy shit he's handsome too. This is even better.
1 neveryousay3 2017-11-16
They calles him insecure before googling him...then....lol
1 DistortedLines 2017-11-16
Tbh I wonder how /r/incels would've reacted to this guy.
1 theycallmeryan 2017-11-16
Would’ve been their hero. I don’t think the incels hate the chads, they hate the feeeeeeeeemales
1 Datadagger 2017-11-16
Don't kid yourself, they hate both
1 grobobobo 2017-11-16
They hate everyone, including themselves.
1 infinitude 2017-11-16
they expect the chads to sacrifice themselves for the greater good of showing how trash womyn are
1 Aimless_Drifter 2017-11-16
they totes want that chad dick.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-11-16
They would consider him "one of the good ones".
1 TheLordHighExecu 2017-11-16
Tbf any dude who isn't fat like me can look handsome in sunglasses and a suit.
1 EndMyMisery1999 2017-11-16
I can't
1 TheLordHighExecu 2017-11-16
Nerd
1 DuBBle 2017-11-16
Is the number in your username a reference to the year we should have all gone to the moon?
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
It's how many Cheetos lard face has eaten to date.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-11-16
50% of attractiveness is how you present yourself, the other 50% is not being a hambeast goblin.
1 Singulaire 2017-11-16
0/2 ain't bad.
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-11-16
Oh he is not, you slutty gape whore
1 Trapsarntgay1 2017-11-16
>build bot that uses this app and posts on every r/transpassing post
>revel in the massive REEEEEEEEE
1 subpoutine 2017-11-16
It’s evidently a buck per photo after 5, but knockoff versions are under development.
1 DickingBimbos247 2017-11-16
only the iphone version. AFAIK on android it's ad-supported
1 Joe_Bruin 2017-11-16
SUCK IT, APPLE FANBOIS
1 nicethingyoucanthave 2017-11-16
we wanted to give users a sense of pride and accomplishment for unmasking hoes
1 wow___justwow 2017-11-16
surely the mods of /r/drama can put together a patreon like the AMA mods did recently. I for one would trust them implicitly with my money and could start contributing $20 / month right now.
1 Sober_Sloth 2017-11-16
Is that a sub for cross dressers?
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2017-11-16
That is the sub for members of /r/GirlGamers
1 youpostyoudie 2017-11-16
Oh yeah let's build a bot to bully bussy.
Mods ban this interloper.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
Clearly /r/makeupaddiction would be more entertaining
1 Trapsarntgay1 2017-11-16
Some people are bullies
Get over it
1 CanonEOS5DMkII 2017-11-16
that could take that 46% suicide rate and triple it!
1 -Banana_Cake 2017-11-16
Based. Women have gotten away with this shit for too long, this ought to bring them down a peg.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-11-16
How much has the closing of /r/incels affected you?
1 -Banana_Cake 2017-11-16
Not much, I never posted there.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-11-16
You would have fit right in though
1 -Banana_Cake 2017-11-16
I'm not an incel though. I don't even like women.
1 _GetOverIt 2017-11-16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
I wish you were as nice as your username. Sadly you seem like you were made with too ripe a banana. The ingredients is there but it's being misused.
1 -Banana_Cake 2017-11-16
I am nice.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
Oh well I'm glad we cleared that up, it was a close one though.
1 jet199 2017-11-16
Sad that the app is shit though. The Emma Watson example looks nothing like her. It literally just lightens the colours so it removes her lips completely and, for some reason, half her eyebrows.
1 lunchza 2017-11-16
Who cares, it's all about the outrage. I doubt anyone here actually gives a shit about the app
1 PM_Me_TheBooty 2017-11-16
It cant possibly work. It probably just makes women generically look paler and have worse skin. Which is probably semi accurate 50% of the time
1 umar4812 2017-11-16
So 25% accurate?
1 PM_Me_TheBooty 2017-11-16
25% 100% of the time
1 Raving_Dave 2017-11-16
60% of the time it works every time.
1 DuBBle 2017-11-16
You're really witty.
1 Raving_Dave 2017-11-16
Calm down it's an Anchorman joke.
1 DuBBle 2017-11-16
Yes I know - I am British and mocking your lack of originality.
1 Raving_Dave 2017-11-16
Well I'm Scottish and I think yer a cunt.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
You probably shouldn't have done the opposite of Braveheart and been such a massive puddle when you voted for England to remain your milk mother then. Because now you've just dishonoured your ancestors for all eternity or whatever you ethnic people believe.
1 Raving_Dave 2017-11-16
no u
1 DisposableDoc 2017-11-16
don't be so hard on yourself
I'm sure you're not actually British
1 MyStrangeUncles 2017-11-16
I'm wondering what would happen if you gave it a pic of someone with no makeup on. Would it just remove their lips and eyebrows all together?
1 allkindsofnewyou 2017-11-16
It's remove the eyelashes at the very least
1 umar4812 2017-11-16
It removes*
1 allkindsofnewyou 2017-11-16
Everyone's a critic
1 DuBBle 2017-11-16
You make poor use of audio.
1 Che_Gueporna 2017-11-16
https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2017/11/15/16655106/makeapp-no-makeup-terrible-apps-android-ios
1 allkindsofnewyou 2017-11-16
Yeah it doesn't really work. It didn't even remove the eyeliner in my pic it just made it look like I'd slept in it or something.
1 JasonJewnova 2017-11-16
Roastie BTFO
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-16
Hey!! Be nice!! 😡
1 DuBBle 2017-11-16
I saw how you defended that other girl and 21 Greeks died in a flash-flood.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-16
........
1 DuBBle 2017-11-16
This is our first date and it's going badly.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-16
Well you aren't wrong about that 😅
1 allkindsofnewyou 2017-11-16
My eyeliner is strong and powerful enough to resist the filter
1 TotipotentPhosphorus 2017-11-16
guurl, why you gotta post in r.drama from your non-drama account? Every butthurt sad sack o shit (such as myself) can look at your r.proErectileDysfunction posts and taunt you with a sandwich
1 EndMyMisery1999 2017-11-16
The app works on the assumption that no human being can have eyelashes lol
1 bishlasagna 2017-11-16
Did anyone actually give a shit about this app until they started advertising for him?
1 DannyLee90 2017-11-16
This is the best viral marketing he could have done, tbh. Every e-feminist outlet is tripping over themselves to signal how "problematic" removing makeup is.
1 bishlasagna 2017-11-16
They could simply be trying to profit from him also. Perhaps they don't really care about how problematic it is and are stirring up controversy to get clicks on their articles. I wouldn't be surprised if that were the case. Mutual benefit.
1 aqouta 2017-11-16
I mean, no shit. Why do you think the news sites still pretend actual humans ever gave a shit about gamergate?
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
I think you mean ethics in gaming journalism
1 Singulaire 2017-11-16
Because they are exceedingly butthurt?
1 OniTan 2017-11-16
Feminism 1960: REEEEEEEEEEEEE women should be judged on our brains, not our looks! We shouldn't have to wear makeup to be attractive to men!
Feminism 2017: REEEEEEEEEEEEE stop digitally removing my makeup!
1 DodgeIvan 2017-11-16
Honestly the fake feminists of 2017 don't want equality with men, they want womans culture now to be accepted and superior to male culture. Real feminists just want dudes to fuck off and not act like dudes from Mad Men. Which, as sad as that is, is reasonable.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
I thought you were going to slightly be an arsehole because of the words you were using but then you sounded reasonable and I was disappointed because then I could have had a little pleasure neuron fire and hold on to the knowledge that I am better than you.
1 DodgeIvan 2017-11-16
Youre probably still better than me tbh I just seriousposted on r/drama
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
Your flair is triggering for people like me
1 DodgeIvan 2017-11-16
I have a flair?
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
It says 'chewing'. Which is a disgusting anachronism that should be banned.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-16
Negative, Ghostrider.
1 jeakami 2017-11-16
When did "problematic" become a buzz word? It's annoying as fuck
1 zergling_Lester 2017-11-16
About 5 years ago, maybe more.
1 jeakami 2017-11-16
Well that's problematic
1 bishlasagna 2017-11-16
I always take it to mean "it seems like I should be offended by this, but I don't actually know why".
1 LoudGoatsfoot 2017-11-16
I always thought it was "I'm trying to manipulate you into hating (insert current target, usually men) and I want this to sound bad even though I know it's really not"
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-11-16
Problematic is just a dogwhistle to let everyone know that you hate fun.
1 skeetsurfing1984 2017-11-16
Like 2006. Did you just get out of a long prison term or something? (Not to assume, but, you know, this is /r/drama.)
1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2017-11-16
jeakami just did a nickel up state and the first thing he does when he's out of the joint is fire up the ol' reddit rig.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-11-16
Hadn't even heard of it.
1 ahbslldud 2017-11-16
I love the retarded rEmOvES yOuR mAKeuP wItHoUt yOuR cOnsEnT headline. Like gj making it sound like OMG SO RAPEY instead of a shitty version of of a snapchat filter.
1 fart2swim124 2017-11-16
Who the fuck cares? My my autism is kicking in full speed today (yes I actually am autistic you motherfuckers) but I can't tell a duck if difference between the before and afters
1 allkindsofnewyou 2017-11-16
Lucky
1 Tricitiesdrama 2017-11-16
Fuck off my post then
1 fart2swim124 2017-11-16
Ay I'm with you fuck those bitches this man is a hero and any one who thinks otherwise can take my autistic dick a full 3 inches into the rectal canal
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
'Fuck those bitches' is kind of rude please rethink your life
1 Eat_Some_Beer 2017-11-16
This has to be fake/satire
1 Feministenschranze 2017-11-16
https://www.bustle.com/p/makeapp-claims-to-remove-makeup-from-photos-its-as-misogynistic-as-it-sounds-5464556
Nope, they are serious. Sigh
1 pizzashill 2017-11-16
Why is it every single time these websites turn on some FUCKING WHITE MALE they always start accusing him of having no life, being a virgin, and all of these other very clearly gendered attacks?
If I didn't know any better, I'd say these websites are highly sexist.
1 Greatpointbut 2017-11-16
...and Russophobic. Its really disgusting and uncalled for.
1 pizzashill 2017-11-16
Russia can suck my dick. Disgusting little vermin.
1 xoiz 2017-11-16
Send me your dick pick, товарищ. If it's a nice thicc dicc I will consider sucking it.
1 Greatpointbut 2017-11-16
They probably woulndt even consider going near your "disgusting little vermin" as you call it.
1 pizzashill 2017-11-16
I hope not, they're pretty gross people. With any luck the sanctions will keep piling on and Russia will pay the price.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
Russians
Also Russians
1 Yiin 2017-11-16
How will Russia pay the price when Europe buys all their gas?
1 zergling_Lester 2017-11-16
May Allah break their spines.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-16
Cyka blyat
1 umar4812 2017-11-16
They're insecure.
1 captainpriapism 2017-11-16
its a defense mechanism
they have to convince themselves that theyre still above the guy theyre arguing with on the social ladder
1 Noodle36 2017-11-16
You're implying that they argue rather than just convincing themselves they're above the guy on the social ladder
1 UmmahSultan 2017-11-16
Women aren't sex objects, but at the same time a man's only value is in how many women he's had sex with.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-16
wrong
1 shitsfuckedupalot 2017-11-16
The truth has always been misogynistic
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2017-11-16
Of course it's a man, women can't code.
1 Raving_Dave 2017-11-16
WOAH
1 DuBBle 2017-11-16
I know! Women speak in code all the time. 'No = Yes' being the most obvious example. You can think of other examples too!
1 Raving_Dave 2017-11-16
Mod this man.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
A woman coded the moon you mysongisshit
1 png_inspector 2017-11-16
Cakefaced thots are going apeshit over this. It's fucking hilarious tbh
1 DuBBle 2017-11-16
I know we have thots on this subreddit but I don't know what they are. Can you help? Will you?
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-16
what the fuck is a roastie
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-11-16
like a tendie but without breading
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-16
mmm
1 Raving_Dave 2017-11-16
a what?
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-11-16
a tendie
1 49813165465798412565 2017-11-16
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
1 keepittropical 2017-11-16
Its the healthier option.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-11-16
chads take roasties over tendies, but not me im a good boy
1 keepittropical 2017-11-16
Low carb and high in protein. Just what Chad needs to hit his macros.
1 Burnnoticelover 2017-11-16
Wouldn't that be a grilledie?
1 cycophuk 2017-11-16
https://www.reddit.com/r/IncelTears/comments/6ptdcu/whats_a_roastie/
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-16
where are all these roast beef vaginas? greece?
1 captainpriapism 2017-11-16
ever had arbys
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-16
i believe we’ve covered this
1 captainpriapism 2017-11-16
ive only done google image search myself tbh they dont have it here
1 grungebot5000 2017-11-16
you live in communist vagina?
1 captainpriapism 2017-11-16
we only have the basic american fast food like mcdonalds and burger king which we call hungry jacks for licensing reasons
oh and kfc and pizza hut/dominos
i think theres a carls jr down the highway but fucked if im gonna drive 40 minutes for that shit
1 aqouta 2017-11-16
That dude isn't ugly at all lol. At least not in the picture they have of him. I really enjoy this drama because it's so low stakes compared to a lot if what we've gotten since the rumpening.
1 ToTheRescues 2017-11-16
The Old Turks
1 cycophuk 2017-11-16
I just downloaded it because it's pissing people off. It's a basic, shitty app though, so it's funny how many people are upset over it.
1 OceanPoultry 2017-11-16
Q Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
A Because they're ugly and they smell bad
1 CanonEOS5DMkII 2017-11-16
i like a stinky broad
1 Burnnoticelover 2017-11-16
It's amazing how quick Russia became the bad guys. Like if he did this a year ago, no one would give a shit what country he was from.
1 Homer00025 2017-11-16
Man (Duh!) creates app...
1 michaelnoir 2017-11-16
So furious were the women of the internet about being seen without cosmetics that they forgot their commitment to non-problematic behaviour and thoughtlessly indulged in casual anti-Russian racism.
1 WorldStarCroCop 2017-11-16
Women.
1 Tricitiesdrama 2017-11-16
What did he mean by this
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-11-16
Probably something that was funny in 2001. Pre-september eleven; because that was a time when the world was still being successfully run by men and the Shadow
1 infinitude 2017-11-16
lmfao
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-16
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is really broblematic.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-16
I came up with an idea: crowdsourcing a calendar for when chicks are on the rag. DO NOT STEAL.
1 Korn_Bread 2017-11-16
This makes me quiver in happiness just a little bit. This is so good.
1 Iamnotone 2017-11-16
Does it actually work tho? I never wear makeup on my photos so what if it just makes me uglier?
1 steamham 2017-11-16
The female is immunized against all dangers: one may call her a thot, roastie, slut, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But take off her makeup and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out."
1 EzraKleinVox 2017-11-16
Literally rape