Roasties HATE him!

420  2017-11-16 by Tricitiesdrama

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You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board

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As usual oddly spot on snappy

I DONT WEAR MAKEUP FOR MEN THOUGH

You are garbage, an absolute trash example of a human being. You are the manifestation of cancer, your putrid form smears a stench of bile wherever you crawl. Fucking cretin.

Can you say this again while brutally raping me please

Disgusting, absolutely disgusting.

It's the only way I can get off though

Under god there shall be no masturbation, disgusting little man.

Peace be with you.

Can you say this again while masturbating over my face?

Problematic to say the most

Lol, removing makeup = misogyny.

lots of men hide their weak chins and missing jawlines under a full beard.

I know I do!

Or cleft lip under a stashe

idk, scar tissue usually doesn't have hair follicles, so I'd assume there would be an obvious hole in that stache exactly at the location that they'd wanna hide.

If you have a bushy stache, you just comb the hairs from above the scar to fold over it.

Break out the superglue and the pubic hair playa

I'm the opposite, I hide my inability to grow beard behind my razor-sharp jawline.

It’s embarrassing watching the mental gymnastics of these “journalists” twisting things to justify their outrage over something they’re taking personally.

Perhaps a real journalist can interview him and get the some interesting insights that adds value to the conversation.

Its honestly really really sad when you think about it. To have self esteem so low and pathetic. To be so ashamed of your self. My girlfriend acts like a vampire when she doesn't have make up on. What if someone sees me??? She's more afraid of women then men seeing her without make up. A lot of women just literally cannot feel comfortable with their natural faces. Makes me think of the middle East where women also cover their faces because they are told it's offensive to God.

I'm really wondering if western Muslim women who wear veils by choice have a point here after seeing all of the autistic shrieking about this app. Makeup culture is weird although it doesn't help that there's a lot of men who can't recognize no-makeup makeup.

Like, when my wife started wearing makeup, she'd always preemptively apologize when sending me a morning selfie. And it's like huh? You're a ten even without makeup on and are more fun to kiss without powder/lipstick, show it off love.

1 Peter 3:3–4 Your beauty should not come from outward adornment, such as elaborate hairstyles and the wearing of gold jewelry or fine clothes. Rather, it should be that of your inner self, the unfading beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit, which is of great worth in God’s sight.

Welcome to society looking down on people who don't fit in with the "norm". No makeup brings out shame in a lot of women, cause, you know, we all like to prey on insecurities. Still, though, it just an app.

Eh the weak get curbed in their own way.

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sometimes though the biggest judges are themselves, i know so many women who obsess over feelings of inadequacy and unattractiveness while literally everyone else thinks they're beautiful. This one woman always used to talk as if she was in some hard done by category of shebeasts despite the fact I and everyone else thought and frequently said she was beautiful. My current girlfriend and I had a two hour argument where she kept saying that i don't really think she's pretty and it's ok i should just admit it...

At some point you just gotta accept you're ok, this girl i used to know once literally said 'it'd be embarrassing for you to be seen with me' like she's some social cancer or something, she was at worst a bit plain looking honestly though I always used to fancy her and regularly jerked off thinking about kissing her fondly while gently sliding my penis in and out of her vagina. She got really drunk one night and was grinding her ass up against me on the dance floor until i had a raging erection and was horny as fuck groping and squeezing her, then she got all funny and made some distance between us, i thought it was because i'd gone too far sliding my hang into her panties when we were dancing but the next morning she apologised for 'forcing herself on me' and promised not to do it again! i was like what?! took me literally days to convince her that i actually really did think she was attractive then she came round all humble and dumb acting explicitly to fuck but when she got here kept saying things like 'you don't want to see that' when i started trying to get her naked and 'just don't look at me and think of someone else' she was even pleading with me to stop saying she's sexy because it wasn't true. ffs.

Is this pasta or did you seriously write all of this?

You really go for that broken self esteem don't you?

Also your girlfriend should probably see a psychologist and get on antidepressants if any of that is true.

Wait shit I mean post bussie

Good safe, junior!

Tasty

this girl i used to know once literally said 'it'd be embarrassing for you to be seen with me'

I've had this happen with one chick, but from her mom instead of herself lmfao

Tell the girl so she knows

Well, to be fair, when almost every woman in society wears make-up it can be easy to feel less beautiful when you're not wearing it. It'd be like going in to work with unshaved scruff on your face - sure it's all natural, but if everyone else shaves before coming in you're going to stand out as sloppy.

I think it'd be great if we as a society could put less emphasis on makeup, but even the OP picture here boasts that "<THIS UGLY EX RUSSIAN PROPAGANDIST IS MAKING YOU YOU LOOK SUPER UGLY". Can we really say "It's really really sad... to have self esteem so low and pathetic" when this post is being upvoted for saying that stripping women of makeup makes them ugly?

You went with unshaved scruff?

Hardly comparable.

The fact that I'm not sure which way you're arguing shows that in my experience, they are quite comparable. Are you saying that unshaved scruff is worse than no makeup? Or not as bad?

That having an unshaven face is not an apples to apples comparison for societal expectations relating to makeup and women. Not shaving will rarely get noticed unless it's unusual for the individual; whereas makeup is practically a requirement.

Alright, so you feel that this furthers the point I was making? I was replying to this:

Its honestly really really sad when you think about it. To have self esteem so low and pathetic. To be so ashamed of your self.

and making an argument that if society is putting such an emphasis on makeup, it's not surprising that women might feel ugly without it. (Especially, as I pointed out, with the language used in this meme - that a makeup removal app is "making you look super ugly".)

How are you people so fucking retarded you don't know the difference between then and than. A and E aren't even near each other on a qwerty keyboard are you one of those fucknuckles who uses Dvorak? They don't even sound the same like there, their and they're.

Then = time

Than = comparison

English is my third language and autocorrect doesn't always get grammar right. People like you make me regret learning it

Good, go back to your native homeland of socialism and canals

Ah lowly troll lol

You could just engage and be funny. Do you even know where you are?

Also are eggs vegetarian and why are they not?

Also how many times have you stood on your plinth and said 'sorry English is my third language' I bet you don't even know how to conjugate a verb in your native tongue.

I regret you learning it too

To be fair as a woman when you don’t wear makeup people ask you if you’re sick. All the time. It’s irritating because natural skin now looks “sick” because we’ve been brainwashed by photoshop and makeup.

Trust me, it sucks being asked if your sick when our skin is fucked up from hormones. I want to just do my job, hang out, and not be asked if I’m sick or told to “smile” more. So I stick on makeup to avoid pestering.

Plus now assholes are taking your picture constantly without your consent and posting it. This leads to constant shaming - for everyone.

I almost didn't read any of this because it started with 'to be fair' then I noticed you must be a woman or a trap and gave you my undivided attention, however, using the word consent is such a boring meme so please rethink your words.

It seems like you spend a lot of time correcting people on the internet on grammar, spelling, and commentary on writing style.

I’ve observed in my life that people usually find this type of unsolicited advice irritating, but perhaps all your correcting will make the world a better place. It’s very important we standardize everything to your pleasing.

If you like youtube at all you might enjoy this channel. Generally sums up my world views and I don't think I'd survive any criticism of my hero so please be gentle.

Also in case you're wondering I was the one who gave you the first upvote on this comment.

PS we're basically the same you seem nice though we can have chats

It seems like you spend a lot of time correcting people on the internet on grammar, spelling, and commentary on writing style.

Do you realize what 'to be fair' signifies?

To be fair as a woman when you don’t wear makeup people ask you if you’re sick.

That's only because people are used to seeing those particular women with makeup. If I showed up at work with a tan every day, people would comment on it if I suddenly looked pale.

And let's not forget the kind of effects that makeup can have on your skin. If your skin isn't getting any sunlight because you caked the foundation on, you're gonna look pale underneath.

If a particular woman doesn't wear makeup ever, she won't get those comments. She only gets them if she wears makeup and then stops doing so.

Thank you for mansplaining that one to me.

No. Our hormones change constantly. I can have glowing radiant skin letting males know I’m fertile one week, and look like an old hag while I’m on my period. BOTH WITHOUT MAKEUP.

mansplaining

Oh lord, it's retarded. Or I just fell for the bait.

Would you like me to give you instructions on how to jerk off & how male ejaculation works?

Honestly I don’t give a fuck if a bunch of guys see me without makeup but don’t be ignorant & condescending about it.

I thought men are trained to not ask about this kind of stuff. At least none of the men I know will talk about the girls around them and their makeup.

told to “smile” more.

Do you have a natural angry face? I know some people are like that and those people scares me.

"We wear it for ourselves!"

"The patriarchy is forcing unrealistic beauty standards and makeup on me!"

9/10

"Makeup gives me confidence."

translation: "I'm an insecure narcissist. Makeup allows me to pretend I'm out of your league. You are below me."

Guys, the drama potential here is massive. We need to get this app to interface with tinder and OKCupid. The resulting category 6 shitstorm of female frailty will be comedic gold.

someone needs to make a bot that auto posts versions of photos with this filter

like in all the attention whore selfie subs

I put /u/justcool393 on the job yesterday. Rumors have it /u/MakeAppBot is already in the works.

Someone already wrote some code that automatically replaces gentlemanboners pictures with GabeN. Seems like you could just reuse that for the facial feature recognition, and instead of replacing the face with GabeN you instead add a semi-transparent layer of whatever the first google hit for "blotchy skin" is. Close enough, and all the hard work is already done and open source.

Hmm not sure if they should do it for self absorbed attention whores or just crush the remaining self esteem over at /r/amiugly.

Could you imagine the rage in /r/MakeupAddiction?

EDIT: Even better idea. Imagine an app specifically for use with tinder/OKCupid called “fat finder”. We wouldn’t even have to create the app, just announce that we’re going to launch it.

Meet Ugly Singles Tonight: UglyAndEasy.com

You, xer, are brilliant.

It's pretty obvious if someone is fat no matter how they try to distort their selfies with angles and filters

If there's no full body shot they're hiding something

Like an amputation or elephant foot edema

Sounds hot

I've seen people with normal faces and fat dumpy bodies. its wierd.

if someone made a bot that replied to insta photos with a no-makeup version, the rage would be just... wonderful

There's something in my eye, is this what joy feels like?

I wouldn't be able to say I've never felt it before but it matches all the characteristics from the legends.

Is this where /r/drama and /r/incels can come to an alliance or are we merging with them since the sub got shut down?

r/drama is an equal opportunity bully

If u posted on /r/incels agreeing with them, u should leave this sub immediately. Preferably by keeping yourself safe

i’m down for the better idea; i can take out ads on craigslist, upwork, WSJ and kotaku

I've actually been working on FattyFinder for years already. If anyone wants to help launch it let me know.

years

Yeah I'm not very smart ok

It's easy, just have it open a web browser to /r/TwoXChromosomes

don't forget about /r/gwnerdy -- fat chicks in batman underwear.

*opens first post*

Yup, fat.

Someone already wrote a script to automatically run tinder matches through it

Should be really easy to write one that scans text for key phrases like "curvy", "few extra pounds", "zaftig", "real woman" and so on. We can get a few volunteers to fill up the dictionary.

A russian propagandist

pfffffft

He probably hacked the election too.

He hacked Hillary's Instagram and removed her makeup from every pic. This is the real reason trump won.

Fucking mysoginists.

He's probably 4chan

wtf I love shitty filters now

lol ugly insecure women

theyre all like "if we wanted this wed do it!"

thats the point dudes think youre lying because ugly irl

Imagine putting effort into how you look.

Not all of us are sexy, handsome and attractive like you.

Step 1

Holy shit he's handsome too. This is even better.

They calles him insecure before googling him...then....lol

Tbh I wonder how /r/incels would've reacted to this guy.

Would’ve been their hero. I don’t think the incels hate the chads, they hate the feeeeeeeeemales

Don't kid yourself, they hate both

They hate everyone, including themselves.

they expect the chads to sacrifice themselves for the greater good of showing how trash womyn are

they totes want that chad dick.

They would consider him "one of the good ones".

Tbf any dude who isn't fat like me can look handsome in sunglasses and a suit.

I can't

Nerd

Is the number in your username a reference to the year we should have all gone to the moon?

It's how many Cheetos lard face has eaten to date.

50% of attractiveness is how you present yourself, the other 50% is not being a hambeast goblin.

0/2 ain't bad.

Oh he is not, you slutty gape whore

>build bot that uses this app and posts on every r/transpassing post

>revel in the massive REEEEEEEEE

It’s evidently a buck per photo after 5, but knockoff versions are under development.

only the iphone version. AFAIK on android it's ad-supported

SUCK IT, APPLE FANBOIS

a buck per photo

we wanted to give users a sense of pride and accomplishment for unmasking hoes

surely the mods of /r/drama can put together a patreon like the AMA mods did recently. I for one would trust them implicitly with my money and could start contributing $20 / month right now.

Is that a sub for cross dressers?

That is the sub for members of /r/GirlGamers

Oh yeah let's build a bot to bully bussy.

Mods ban this interloper.

Clearly /r/makeupaddiction would be more entertaining

Some people are bullies

Get over it

that could take that 46% suicide rate and triple it!

Based. Women have gotten away with this shit for too long, this ought to bring them down a peg.

How much has the closing of /r/incels affected you?

Not much, I never posted there.

You would have fit right in though

I'm not an incel though. I don't even like women.

I wish you were as nice as your username. Sadly you seem like you were made with too ripe a banana. The ingredients is there but it's being misused.

I am nice.

Oh well I'm glad we cleared that up, it was a close one though.

Sad that the app is shit though. The Emma Watson example looks nothing like her. It literally just lightens the colours so it removes her lips completely and, for some reason, half her eyebrows.

Who cares, it's all about the outrage. I doubt anyone here actually gives a shit about the app

It cant possibly work. It probably just makes women generically look paler and have worse skin. Which is probably semi accurate 50% of the time

So 25% accurate?

25% 100% of the time

60% of the time it works every time.

You're really witty.

Calm down it's an Anchorman joke.

Yes I know - I am British and mocking your lack of originality.

Well I'm Scottish and I think yer a cunt.

You probably shouldn't have done the opposite of Braveheart and been such a massive puddle when you voted for England to remain your milk mother then. Because now you've just dishonoured your ancestors for all eternity or whatever you ethnic people believe.

no u

don't be so hard on yourself

I'm sure you're not actually British

I'm wondering what would happen if you gave it a pic of someone with no makeup on. Would it just remove their lips and eyebrows all together?

It's remove the eyelashes at the very least

It removes*

Everyone's a critic

You make poor use of audio.

Yeah it doesn't really work. It didn't even remove the eyeliner in my pic it just made it look like I'd slept in it or something.

Roastie BTFO

Hey!! Be nice!! 😡

I saw how you defended that other girl and 21 Greeks died in a flash-flood.

........

This is our first date and it's going badly.

Well you aren't wrong about that 😅

My eyeliner is strong and powerful enough to resist the filter

guurl, why you gotta post in r.drama from your non-drama account? Every butthurt sad sack o shit (such as myself) can look at your r.proErectileDysfunction posts and taunt you with a sandwich

The app works on the assumption that no human being can have eyelashes lol

Did anyone actually give a shit about this app until they started advertising for him?

This is the best viral marketing he could have done, tbh. Every e-feminist outlet is tripping over themselves to signal how "problematic" removing makeup is.

They could simply be trying to profit from him also. Perhaps they don't really care about how problematic it is and are stirring up controversy to get clicks on their articles. I wouldn't be surprised if that were the case. Mutual benefit.

I mean, no shit. Why do you think the news sites still pretend actual humans ever gave a shit about gamergate?

I think you mean ethics in gaming journalism

Because they are exceedingly butthurt?

Feminism 1960: REEEEEEEEEEEEE women should be judged on our brains, not our looks! We shouldn't have to wear makeup to be attractive to men!

Feminism 2017: REEEEEEEEEEEEE stop digitally removing my makeup!

Honestly the fake feminists of 2017 don't want equality with men, they want womans culture now to be accepted and superior to male culture. Real feminists just want dudes to fuck off and not act like dudes from Mad Men. Which, as sad as that is, is reasonable.

I thought you were going to slightly be an arsehole because of the words you were using but then you sounded reasonable and I was disappointed because then I could have had a little pleasure neuron fire and hold on to the knowledge that I am better than you.

Youre probably still better than me tbh I just seriousposted on r/drama

Your flair is triggering for people like me

I have a flair?

It says 'chewing'. Which is a disgusting anachronism that should be banned.

not act like dudes from Mad Men

reasonable

Negative, Ghostrider.

When did "problematic" become a buzz word? It's annoying as fuck

About 5 years ago, maybe more.

Well that's problematic

I always take it to mean "it seems like I should be offended by this, but I don't actually know why".

I always thought it was "I'm trying to manipulate you into hating (insert current target, usually men) and I want this to sound bad even though I know it's really not"

Problematic is just a dogwhistle to let everyone know that you hate fun.

Like 2006. Did you just get out of a long prison term or something? (Not to assume, but, you know, this is /r/drama.)

jeakami just did a nickel up state and the first thing he does when he's out of the joint is fire up the ol' reddit rig.

Hadn't even heard of it.

I love the retarded rEmOvES yOuR mAKeuP wItHoUt yOuR cOnsEnT headline. Like gj making it sound like OMG SO RAPEY instead of a shitty version of of a snapchat filter.

Who the fuck cares? My my autism is kicking in full speed today (yes I actually am autistic you motherfuckers) but I can't tell a duck if difference between the before and afters

Lucky

Fuck off my post then

Ay I'm with you fuck those bitches this man is a hero and any one who thinks otherwise can take my autistic dick a full 3 inches into the rectal canal

'Fuck those bitches' is kind of rude please rethink your life

men are trash

misogyny is real

This has to be fake/satire

Why is it every single time these websites turn on some FUCKING WHITE MALE they always start accusing him of having no life, being a virgin, and all of these other very clearly gendered attacks?

If I didn't know any better, I'd say these websites are highly sexist.

...and Russophobic. Its really disgusting and uncalled for.

Russia can suck my dick. Disgusting little vermin.

Send me your dick pick, товарищ. If it's a nice thicc dicc I will consider sucking it.

They probably woulndt even consider going near your "disgusting little vermin" as you call it.

I hope not, they're pretty gross people. With any luck the sanctions will keep piling on and Russia will pay the price.

How will Russia pay the price when Europe buys all their gas?

May Allah break their spines.

Cyka blyat

They're insecure.

its a defense mechanism

they have to convince themselves that theyre still above the guy theyre arguing with on the social ladder

You're implying that they argue rather than just convincing themselves they're above the guy on the social ladder

Women aren't sex objects, but at the same time a man's only value is in how many women he's had sex with.

Women aren't sex objects

wrong

The truth has always been misogynistic

Of course it's a man, women can't code.

WOAH

I know! Women speak in code all the time. 'No = Yes' being the most obvious example. You can think of other examples too!

Mod this man.

A woman coded the moon you mysongisshit

Cakefaced thots are going apeshit over this. It's fucking hilarious tbh

I know we have thots on this subreddit but I don't know what they are. Can you help? Will you?

what the fuck is a roastie

like a tendie but without breading

mmm

a what?

a tendie

Gimme gimme chicken tendies,

Be they crispy or from Wendys.

Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,

on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.

Mummy lifts me to the car,

To find me tendies near and far.

Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,

in comfy big boy booster seats.

McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,

But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,

But sleeping doesn't make me happy.

Tendies are the only food,

That puts me in the napping mood.

I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,

I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!

Tendies are my heart's desire,

Fueled by raging, hungry fire.

Mummy sobs and wails and cries,

But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,

To buy the tendies that I've yearned.

But there's no tendies on my plate!

Did mummy think that I'd just ate?

"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,

YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"

I screech while hurling into her eyes,

My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.

For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:

Never forget my chicken tenders.

Its the healthier option.

chads take roasties over tendies, but not me im a good boy

Low carb and high in protein. Just what Chad needs to hit his macros.

Wouldn't that be a grilledie?

where are all these roast beef vaginas? greece?

ever had arbys

i believe we’ve covered this

ive only done google image search myself tbh they dont have it here

you live in communist vagina?

we only have the basic american fast food like mcdonalds and burger king which we call hungry jacks for licensing reasons

oh and kfc and pizza hut/dominos

i think theres a carls jr down the highway but fucked if im gonna drive 40 minutes for that shit

That dude isn't ugly at all lol. At least not in the picture they have of him. I really enjoy this drama because it's so low stakes compared to a lot if what we've gotten since the rumpening.

I just downloaded it because it's pissing people off. It's a basic, shitty app though, so it's funny how many people are upset over it.

Q Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

A Because they're ugly and they smell bad

i like a stinky broad

It's amazing how quick Russia became the bad guys. Like if he did this a year ago, no one would give a shit what country he was from.

Man (Duh!) creates app...

So furious were the women of the internet about being seen without cosmetics that they forgot their commitment to non-problematic behaviour and thoughtlessly indulged in casual anti-Russian racism.

Women.

What did he mean by this

Probably something that was funny in 2001. Pre-september eleven; because that was a time when the world was still being successfully run by men and the Shadow

without your consent

lmfao

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is really broblematic.

I came up with an idea: crowdsourcing a calendar for when chicks are on the rag. DO NOT STEAL.

This makes me quiver in happiness just a little bit. This is so good.

Does it actually work tho? I never wear makeup on my photos so what if it just makes me uglier?

The female is immunized against all dangers: one may call her a thot, roastie, slut, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But take off her makeup and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out."

This app can remove makeup from your selfie without your consent

Literally rape