Mugabe cock-swallowing contest opens up in /r/SauthEfrika. Only one man enters though... Guess who?

31  2017-11-16 by CultOfCuck

29 comments

That's right, it's the farm-murder apologist communist piece of shit again! Have fun and may your braincells be guarded against his words.

That's right, it's the guy obsessed with male genitalia spreading my message even farther! Guy, I know the teen girl squad over here loves you but trust, you've let me too deep into your own head

Hey there buddy, please keep it up. I guarantee you are not helping and in fact hurting your own cause of spreading cummies by being literally insane.

Yeah, we hear that a lot. Can you just explain to me one thing real quick? How is it that socialism is dominating the world and cultural Marxism (whatever that is?) is "oppressing the masses", while also hurting our own cause whenever we talk about it?

I know it's worked wonders on you since you can't stop thinking about me, and I'm fine with the 4 people in this sub preferring Mily Cyrus gifs and bootlicking over successful interpersonal relationships and decent jobs, but that's not broader society now is it? See how you think that the opinion of 4 virgins makes or breaks the cause of working class liberation?

I didn't say you were speading """cultural marxism""", I said you were spreading cummiemunism. Please learn to read better. Maybe you should go to Zimbabwe, with their "world class" education facilities? 🤔

You hurt your cause because you are nothing but an insane ideologue.

I know it's worked wonders on you since you can't stop thinking about me, and I'm fine with the 4 people in this sub preferring Mily Cyrus gifs and bootlicking over successful interpersonal relationships and decent jobs, but that's not broader society now is it? See how you think that the opinion of 4 virgins makes or breaks the cause of working class liberation?

My dude, I browsed the SA sub long BEFORE you came around and started shitting it up in a spectacular fashion. I don't need to even look for you to come across your kak. Now, maintain that safety.

You sound like you have it all figured out huh buddy

Well, let me ask you this: who here can string together a series of sentences without referring to his own wiener? Damn right I'm all figured out, you should try solidarity too! It makes friends, like the kind you meet in the real world who you can share items and discussions with.

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How is it that socialism is dominating the world and cultural Marxism (whatever that is?) is "oppressing the masses", while also hurting our own cause whenever we talk about it?

It all started long long ago, back when the Jews invented communism. Just like with all their other ideas, they planted it in the minds of the young mayo. This led to a destructive chain reaction that had varying societal and historic effects. I'm sure you know about the Cold War, but past that, communist thought has infiltrated the capitalist society of today.

They targeted capitalists.

Capitalists.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end making the proletariat perform some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than to line our pockets.

We'll punish them by doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing production all to draw out a single extra cent of profit per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: making workers slogging through the grind, all day, the same jobs over and over, hundreds of times to the point where they know every little detail such that some have attained such worker samsara that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many lives have been ruined, workers overworked, families destroyed in frustration? All to latter be referred to as profit?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our means of production? We're already building new ones without them. They take our slaves? The bourgeois aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even enslaving new workers. They think calling us oppressive, greedy, cruel is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent communists with shitty cardboard signs. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challenge when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with poor people that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

The bourgeois are competitive, hard core, by nature. We love a challenge. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challenge us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another union busting.

TLDR. Clearly a balanced and measured response from a well-adjusted individual who doesn't start drama

Your "message" is retarded and no-one on this sub is going to buy it because nobody is as retarded as you. You are a disgusting little man.

That's why I didn't post it in this sub, one of the guilt-wracked white guys who frequent the SA sub did. Don't worry though, we don't need more 4chan fragility in the struggle, we'll be ok. If you think you're not fragile, ask yourself why you frequent a sub like this.

one of the guilt-wracked white guys who frequent the SA sub did.

U mad?

Disgusting wretch, do you not realise where you are? This is /r/Drama, a place where all ideas are viewed under 5 layers of irony, where the Trumpettes are shamed and SJWs are shunned, where bussy is posted and mayos are roasted, soon you will come to realise that the central pillar that holds the future of civilisation is Radical Centrism. Until then, you are shit beneath me.

Nice pasta.

obsessed with male genitalia

That reminds me...

Bussy.

Post it.

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 U haff been visited by the lekker r/Drama Llama!! 

/u/fishbowliolio Let me get this straight. You unironically support Mugabe?

Elderly tyrant is about to die, and mayocide advocates are getting saltier than pretzel-flavoured biltong.

FOKKEN LEKKER

Yup, if one person says something, everyone believes it! All groups are monolithic!

As for nice guys, I think this sub has it all figured out. Keep those fedora shops in business my virgin harassers!

Mugabe is """"being kept safe"""" by the military, which means he's probably about to die from natural (bullet-related) causes.

See ya Uncle Bob! fishbowliolio now on suicide watch

This just in, dear leader Mugabe, in his advanced age, fell down a flight of stairs, face first into a bullet. Let the week of national mourning begin.

He's 93 and has needed regular flights to Singapore for medical attention to keep him alive for some time now. All they have to do is keep him under house arrest and wait. This coup wasn't so much about Mugabe himself, it's because he wanted his crazy wife to succeed him and had started making steps to make that happen. The military apparently decided 'fuck that'.

he lived long enough to see himself become the villain.

TBF, the incompetence, graft, and murder helped a bit, too.

Eish! These fookin prawns!

*fokken

I for one am completely shocked that a socialist from Toronto would an African dictator's cock. I'd literally never have guessed.

a socialist from Toronto would _________ an African dictator's cock

r/drama MadLibs

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