All women are a mistake

68  2017-11-16 by ThatGaymer

Hi, I've been with a few women in my life and one thing i've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever i see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favor.

Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that.

They're just too close together, sorry, but it's true

24 comments

1  TSA_Precheck 2017-11-16

Buttholes aren't gross though.

1  searingsky 2017-11-16

If they are on a woman, they are

1  aliceunknown 2017-11-16

I think they are. 🙄

1  TSA_Precheck 2017-11-16

Wash yours once in a while, you might change your mind.

1  MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-11-16

Generally women aren't as hygienic as men. It's a damn shame.

1  JasonJewnova 2017-11-16

I like it tbh, gives it a good flavor

1  MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-11-16

I just use my tounge to scoop as much bacteria as possible from her asshole into her vagina. I don't even like sex, I only do it to give bitches an infection.

1  JasonJewnova 2017-11-16

That's hot. I like to put breadcrumbs in the pussy to give them a yeast infection.

1  MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-11-16

Ask them to slide around over your toast. That way you save in on marmite and your girl suffers

1  JasonJewnova 2017-11-16

marmite

https://i.imgur.com/vPjUaJa.jpg

1  MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-11-16

Yeah I honestly don't know what it is, I only eat Kalles http://c8.alamy.com/comp/GYP2NW/pile-of-fresh-cod-roe-before-being-processed-into-kalles-kaviar-a-GYP2NW.jpg

1  giroth 2017-11-16

Well, that picture is alarming

1  MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-11-16

It's tasty. Bounty of the sea.

1  casualrocket 2017-11-16

YALL NEED TO STOP, GO TO CHURCH OR SOMETHING

1  umar4812 2017-11-16

Ooooh got em

1  deere442 2017-11-16

you know it's good when you don't get a response

1  Nathan-Pocket 2017-11-16

This a pasta or a shitpost?

1  HauntedFurniture 2017-11-16

Originally from r/insanepeoplefacebook I think

1  ThatGaymer 2017-11-16

I took it from someone in this comment section. Idk where they got it from though.

1  Honk4Tits 2017-11-16

Both holes feel amazing, doesn't matter which one just plunge your jog know to a wet hole. Yeah ejaculation.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-16

🎺🎺

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1  afclu13 2017-11-16

Snally, your thoughts please.

1  wow___justwow 2017-11-16

i thought banning incels was going to permanently remove them from reddit. Is that not how this works?

1  PantherChamp 2017-11-16

tbf, OP's mom certainly is