True, proof: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nika_riots, /u/Strictlybutters educate yourself, because the only way to make politics less dumb than people cheering for "their" team is to acknowledge that that's what it is by default. Gotta admit you have a problem to solve the problem, you know.
This week on The Dog Keep Biting Its Own Tail: A Democrat Story. Will the Democrat party fuck itself over yet again by kicking out an important ally right in the middle of an important session? Tune in to find out.
Nah that's just what /u/pizzashill falls back on when he realizes that his initial "it's not sexual assault when it's a vest" argument is colossally offensive and stupid.
Yo I don't care about Franken. He wasn't touching the vest in the photo. I don't and have never given a fuck about that nor argued otherwise you ninny.
The argument that you made, and are still willing to make evidently, is that it's not sexual assault when a person (any person!) gropes a woman over a vest. So I'm asking you to define the limits of your argument and tell us what thickness or style of clothing is the limit for groping to become ok.
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1 Strictlybutters 2017-11-16
Uncle al likes them flak chested: https://imgur.com/45zZOpm
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-11-16
This picture is solid gold.
1 rewind45 2017-11-16
Republicana would chuckle at that picture, democrats freak out and say to themselves "how can overreact and fuck up my own goals and base today?"
1 Strictlybutters 2017-11-16
That's a really awful take. Politics and progress is not like a sport; peoples character and conduct matter as much as their policy positions.
1 Ennui2778 2017-11-16
lol gay
1 rewind45 2017-11-16
Taking that stance has fucked the Democrats like no tomorrow. They need to be at least a little machiavellian.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-16
No, they need to crawl off in a ditch and die.
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-11-16
So much for the tolerant trads
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-16
I embrace MAGA Americans of any color. Especially the hot ones, I embrace them extra.
Globalist anti-Americans can suck the shit straight out of my asshole and die.
1 froibo 2017-11-16
Good one.
1 geraldodelrivero 2017-11-16
objectively false
1 zergling_Lester 2017-11-16
True, proof: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nika_riots, /u/Strictlybutters educate yourself, because the only way to make politics less dumb than people cheering for "their" team is to acknowledge that that's what it is by default. Gotta admit you have a problem to solve the problem, you know.
1 a_normal_human 2017-11-16
lol, whatever man
1 Strictlybutters 2017-11-16
Am I wrong?
1 heavenlytoaster 2017-11-16
Very
1 umar4812 2017-11-16
Republicana
1 take_a_dumpling 2017-11-16
plot twist: Al Franken released this photo himself to shore up his support in the muslim community
1 rewind45 2017-11-16
This week on The Dog Keep Biting Its Own Tail: A Democrat Story. Will the Democrat party fuck itself over yet again by kicking out an important ally right in the middle of an important session? Tune in to find out.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-16
Instead of being a collection of so-called allies, they should try being on one team - Team America.
1 Chicup 2017-11-16
10k podesta emails, not one about improving the country.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-16
Nations are bad, instead let's have an "alliance" of squabbling ethnic groups!
1 Chicup 2017-11-16
Race and class hate, the democrat platform since 1968.
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2017-11-16
Im not even American and I hate the american mayoclass
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-16
Respect, brother. The God-Emperor watches over all the West.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-16
Dis gun be good.
1 Chicup 2017-11-16
That picture is really horrifying. Imagine that pawing at your pert boobies.
1 TrailerParkBride 2017-11-16
pls
1 Plisskens_snake 2017-11-16
Pretty sure those girls saw silicone a while back.
1 Chicup 2017-11-16
Pounds.
1 WithoutAComma 2017-11-16
Hey /u/pizzashill, you should come over to this thread too and tell us why it's not assault when somebody is "just grabbing a vest."
I'd really like to know also, I'm assuming it's not ok to grope a woman wearing a jacket. So is it the lack of sleeves that make it ok?
1 DayOfTheRake 2017-11-16
I can't believe I'm defending Al Franken, but that type has a ceramic plate in it. You might as well accuse him of groping her through a wall.
1 WithoutAComma 2017-11-16
So maybe you can explain to me the level of thickness after which it's not sexual assault, idk. This should be specific, no?
1 wow___justwow 2017-11-16
2 inches or more, grope all day no big deal the woman can deal with it
<2 inches, it's sexual assault
I'm sure someone can find a way to make this a funny joke about PIV sex and rape as well, i'm just too tired to put it together.
1 TheLinkisDead 2017-11-16
Im totes sure you would have the same fervor defending someone with an R next to their name
1 wow___justwow 2017-11-16
Was it not obvious that i was joking? lol
1 TheLinkisDead 2017-11-16
Honestly no I cannot tell what is satire anymore
Mayocide when
1 wow___justwow 2017-11-16
I unironically swear that I do not believe there is an appropriate thickness of clothing at which point grabbing the female breast region is fine.
1 TheLinkisDead 2017-11-16
That’s exactly what a rape supporter would say
1 wow___justwow 2017-11-16
I've al franken'd a fair number of women in my time and none of them called me a rapist!
1 WithoutAComma 2017-11-16
Mistakes were made.
1 Singulaire 2017-11-16
This but unironically.
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2017-11-16
Explain how youre not groping that same woman right now.
Ill wait.
😎
1 _Sitty_Shoonerism_ 2017-11-16
The rule of thumb is if it can stop a bullet it can stop sexual assault as long as it's less than a .50 caliber sexual assault.
1 ModerateThuggery 2017-11-16
imagine being this partisan
1 strathmeyer 2017-11-16
It was a victimless crime. Like shoplifting, or punching someone in the dark.
1 ProphetRith 2017-11-16
I thought he wasn't even touching her I thought it was a hover hand thing
1 WithoutAComma 2017-11-16
Nah that's just what /u/pizzashill falls back on when he realizes that his initial "it's not sexual assault when it's a vest" argument is colossally offensive and stupid.
1 ProphetRith 2017-11-16
O
1 pizzashill 2017-11-16
Did.
Not.
Touch.
Her.
Vest.
You lose.
1 WithoutAComma 2017-11-16
Yo I don't care about Franken. He wasn't touching the vest in the photo. I don't and have never given a fuck about that nor argued otherwise you ninny.
The argument that you made, and are still willing to make evidently, is that it's not sexual assault when a person (any person!) gropes a woman over a vest. So I'm asking you to define the limits of your argument and tell us what thickness or style of clothing is the limit for groping to become ok.
1 pizzashill 2017-11-16
Touching a vest is not sexual assault.
1 lesbian_goddess 2017-11-16
Friendly reminder that feminism is good for society and to watch out for all the male redditors with toxic masculinity problems!
1 buttermyself 2017-11-16
Quality title