I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
My country is so big, so rigid and vast. It throbs into Canada and Mexico shooting hot loads of trade deep inside them while the euros watch and try and comprehend the Majesty of it all.
Worked with a guy who was born and raised in Zurich. He definitely thought you could drive from New York City to Miami and back for a weekend.
We told him you could, technically, but you'd need to turn around and come right back as soon as you got there if you intended to be at work on Monday.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-11-16
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1 aliceunknown 2017-11-16
Psh, size doesn't measure the greatness of a country. Laziness, poverty, and a general failure to accomplish anything at all does. :)
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-16
Mother Russia will like to have a word with you
1 RicardusAlpers 2017-11-16
Russia is gavno.
1 xmitxx 2017-11-16
it's govno
1 Protect_Me 2017-11-16
It's Gavin cyka blyat
1 RicardusAlpers 2017-11-16
But pronounced gavno.
1 zergling_Lester 2017-11-16
If you are a moscovite, sure. People from the heartland speak proper traditional Russian, uncontaminated with French sodomy!
1 RicardusAlpers 2017-11-16
Maskva is the great capital of mother country, where Putin rules!
1 IslamicStatePatriot 2017-11-16
My country is so big, so rigid and vast. It throbs into Canada and Mexico shooting hot loads of trade deep inside them while the euros watch and try and comprehend the Majesty of it all.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-11-16
I don't think NAFTAs ever gotten me this hard before.
1 giroth 2017-11-16
You need to post this in r/neoliberal
1 Protect_Me 2017-11-16
Aka /r/libertarian but with a healthy dose of virtue signalling
1 Matues49 2017-11-16
But what if that 'Europoor' is Russian?
1 Dirk-Killington 2017-11-16
Then he’s asiapoor.
1 Protect_Me 2017-11-16
That's pretty redundant, don't you think?
1 zergling_Lester 2017-11-16
One word: Japan and South Korea.
1 double_nieto 2017-11-16
That’s four words.
1 zergling_Lester 2017-11-16
Nothing gets past you, champ.
1 Protect_Me 2017-11-16
They're poor in spirit
1 zergling_Lester 2017-11-16
They have liquor vending machines, dude.
1 michaelnoir 2017-11-16
You can say "fat". It's OK.
1 datums 2017-11-16
If Texas were part of Canada, it would be the sixth largest province/territory.
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-11-16
And it would contain 75% of the population.
1 datums 2017-11-16
Yep. Texans just don't understand wide open space the way Canadians do.
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-11-16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dom7VlltBUc
1 Kodiak_Marmoset 2017-11-16
You mean the same Canadians who are almost entirely crammed within 100 miles of the US-Canada border?
1 datums 2017-11-16
Most of us also live within 100 miles of a kind of "middle of nowhere" that few Americans can relate to.
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-11-16
And if you cut Alaska in half, Texas would be the third largest state.
1 datums 2017-11-16
If I cut my dick in half, yours would be the third largest in this comment chain.
1 SithisTheDreadFather 2017-11-16
What did he mean by this?
1 zergling_Lester 2017-11-16
That his penis is more than twice as large as yours.
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-11-16
Worked with a guy who was born and raised in Zurich. He definitely thought you could drive from New York City to Miami and back for a weekend.
We told him you could, technically, but you'd need to turn around and come right back as soon as you got there if you intended to be at work on Monday.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-11-16
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=get%20cuked
1 Arilandon 2017-11-16
How does he get cucked?